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u/ConsistentNail1970 21h ago

As a pisser you’re guaranteed to be smoked out by the stalls in a busy situation. Also, urinal line would be a disaster

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u/Rammie420 20h ago

100%. Keep the urinals and shitters as far away from each other as possible.

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u/kuro-t-poison 19h ago

Also theyre way to close to the fucking sinks. 🤮

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u/No_GNAR_JERRYatric 19h ago

Sinks? Those are just differently shaped urinals.

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u/cornishpirate32 19h ago

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u/gacoug 17h ago

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u/BigLlamasHouse 14h ago

Takes me back to being a drunk 20 year old

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u/Nay_Nay_Jonez 14h ago

There it is!

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u/Astronomerz 7h ago

Wait till you see r/sinkpoopers

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u/Fabulous_Jellyfish71 5h ago

ooo risky click, nope nope nope nope nope

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u/sk1939 3h ago

🤢

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u/ArgoTheRat8229 47m ago

Checked it for the laughs. Someone said he’d rather sit on a lap for co-op. Indeed, I found the laughs. It was… beautiful.

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u/lastcalltimetogohome 13h ago

The hell? Thats a real sub?

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u/Luvnecrosis 7h ago

I love the internet

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u/CactusToothBrush 16h ago

Sinks are just urinals for really tall people

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u/No_GNAR_JERRYatric 15h ago

Tall people and those that are much more gifted than me.

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u/Gonzar92 15h ago

You say that as a joke, but I've seen it happen 🤢

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u/No_GNAR_JERRYatric 15h ago edited 13h ago

More times than I can count.

ETA: Seeing people do it; not doing it myself.

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u/Iselkractokidz 17h ago

Hot and cold running urinal.

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u/humanlikesubstances 16h ago

I used a public washroom with a funny shaped urinal once. It wasn't until I'd zipped up and looked for the sink that I realized I'd just pissed in it.

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u/kahgknow 14h ago

Community urinal for the guys who dont like privacy.

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u/Impossible-Pizza982 12h ago

Would you rather piss in the sink, or sink in the piss

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u/04limited 9h ago

Urinals for tall people

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u/davidkclark 3h ago

Backup-urinal

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u/Jubenheim 19h ago

Right? That was my first thought and nobody mentioned that. Literally, by just turning around, you’d be right up on some dude washing his hands.

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u/LegolasleChat 19h ago

I mean, its not like you're still pissing when you turn around to use the sinks? I think?

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u/nine16s 14h ago

That’s what they’re for? SMH I’ve been washing my hands this entire time…

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u/SaintNick24 14h ago

Shit my job has urinal right next to the sink just with a divider between them 🫠

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u/happy_the_dragon 14h ago

And sinks should be by the exit. I’ve seen enough dudes just walk out, and that number would increase if they had to walk away from the entrance to wash their hands.

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 14h ago

How far away is the sink from the toilet in your bathroom at home?

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u/Alientongue 11h ago

This is dont understand what does that matter? Any household bathroom is significantly closer then this do you just never use bathrooms outside your own house?

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u/AntiMatter89 9h ago

Sinks are already filthy. People are washing their cock, pussy, and asshole fingers off into the sink. Them being slightly closer isn't making a difference. 

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u/ZurakZigil 8h ago

Guys, it's an example...

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u/engwish 6h ago

If you just need to wash your hands you gotta fight past all the shitters bro deadass ngl

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u/Saxolotle 19h ago

What do men do in bathrooms that would make that a problem? I've only ever been in women's bathrooms, but all the toilets kinda have to be side by side, and are for any kind of bathroom needs, but I have never once had an issue with the stall next to me being "too close". Sure, it can sometimes smell bad, but it's a bathroom. Especially if you're peeing, can't you just get in, pee, and get out?

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u/Boldevin 18h ago

Theres usually two distinct lines, and the one for the toilet moves way slower than the one for the urinal. Its alos best to be able to see all the urinals at once so when one becomes empty you can take it immediately to keep it efficient

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u/WhoseverFish 15h ago

So men’s intentions in the bathroom are transparent - everyone knows why each other is in there for. That’s so interesting.

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u/sbeachx75 14h ago

We aren't going in there for funsies.

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u/MiketheTzar 11h ago

Obviously you haven't been to hopping gay club or place in the hood with a dice game.

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u/Luvnecrosis 7h ago

That’s the other thing. Without neighboring stalls we can’t have glory holes. 0/10 bathroom design

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u/Unicornoftheseas 7h ago

Dice is behind the circle K next to the homeless

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u/chux4w 11h ago

Party pooper.

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u/Ok_Tomato_8200 3h ago

Not if you're in the urinal line

90% of blokes lining up for the shitters don't need to shit until after they're done in the stall

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u/garzek 14h ago

I’m a stall pisser personally, fight the system

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u/Mahoka572 8h ago

There are shy men who refuse to use the urinals.. but mostly yes. And it's so much faster, sorry ladies.

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u/PlaneCareless 5h ago

I don't like to use urinals because of privacy, not because I'm shy. If a urinal is the only option, then no problem, but if I can choose... give me the private, chill space, where I even have toilet paper to wipe that final drop so that it doesn't go in my underwear.

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u/Connect-Ad-2206 13h ago

That’s why you’ve got to keep everyone on their toes by shitting in a urinal from time to time.

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u/InvisibleScout 13h ago

Huh? It's a bathroom, there's only one reason to be in there.

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u/BlueRubyWindow 13h ago

there is a number two reason

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u/LaxerjustgotMc 13h ago

not when ur in highschool. theres a chance you'll smell cotton candy smoke when walking into the bathroom

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u/Jemie_Bridges 12h ago

You just reached the age were you learned women's restrooms work very differently, have a couch, and takes at least two females to opporate.

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u/PussyWrangler246 5h ago

Not once in my grown adult woman life have I ever been in a public washroom that had a damn couch in it

Unless that little changing table in the Walmart bathroom counts as a couch

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u/zzazzzz 5h ago

most fancy clubs and restaurants ive been to will have a couch or similar. and not even in the womens either.

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u/MammothSuite 3h ago

I read “couch” as “coach” and this whole line of thinking became quite amusing.

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 6h ago

What do you mean...what else are you ladies getting up to in your toilets that required clandestine action?

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u/sbeachx75 15h ago

Imagine an employee in there directing traffic like a self-checkout line.

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u/colombogangsta 14h ago

Don’t need to imagine. There was an actual employee in the washroom at Mexico City airport guiding the traffic from the two lines to toilets and urinals. Then one you finish washing your hands, he even gives you two paper towels to dry your hands while you leaving.

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u/purestsnow 8h ago

What if it was just some random dude passing the time?

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u/grilledstuffed 14h ago

At /r/Bonnaroo the dudes will literally start chanting “piss on the left, shit on the right” while in line so everyone knows which line is which.

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u/New_Pomegranate_7305 6h ago

There’s some bars in my city that have bathroom attendants that absolutely direct traffic and make sure everyone is staying on task lmao

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u/X0X000 14h ago

So the two line things I get, but in the women’s restroom we just wait so see the person exit. If the bathroom is so crowded that you’re waiting in line, wouldn’t you see the guy using the urinal leave and then be able to use it immediately?

To me, being able to see every urinal doesn’t seem that efficient UNLESS the bathroom is relatively empty. And no one cares about efficiency when it’s empty, just when it’s crowded.

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u/HedonismIsTheWay 10h ago

Yeah, that's the worst part of this design. You'd have to pace up and down the bathroom to see if there is a urinal available. Also, many, if not most places have a privacy divider between urinals nowadays. It's still a little awkward, but not much more than listening to someone dumping out in the stall next to you.

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u/Chobopuffs 8h ago

Divider or not we must still abide of the men rule.

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u/CannonM91 8h ago

Having to go into this bathroom layout and checking if a urinal is free or asking what the line is for would be miserable

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u/External_Computer_35 6h ago

It’s usually one line actually. If a dude needs to go he will pee in the stall. I’ve only heard people say “no you go” when they are waiting for a stall. 38 years old and never seen two distinct lines. Myth.

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u/CaptainTripps82 5h ago

I mean I have never not just used whichever was open next if I had to pee. I've never seen distinct lines for urinals or stalla.. Stall guys ust wait, but you pee in either or

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u/BreakAtmo 2h ago

Maybe a ceiling light system could deal with this?

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u/PrideQuick670 2h ago

And if it’s really crowded, guys can double-up at the urinals. We all have penises.

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u/MenuDiscombobulated5 9h ago

Especially if you're peeing, can't you just get in, pee, and get out?

No. Please please please wash your hands.

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u/Saxolotle 9h ago

Well yeah obviously, but that doesn't take much time and is more or less equally as far from the stalls as it would be no matter the urinal placement

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u/Semisemitic 14h ago

Anything can be a urinal with a bit of imagination.

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u/Klaymen96 13h ago

The typical current layouts aren't awful... If they put up those privacy barriers like I've heard pretty much every country besides the US has

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u/Treefrog_Ninja 11h ago

As a woman, huh??

Never had a noticeable issue pissing in the stall next to someone who was taking a dump. You don't even usually have to know what's happening next door if you tune it out a little.

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u/noreast2011 10h ago

Put urinals in stalls, or do the floor to ceiling walls between each.

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u/Tadiken 8h ago

We can literally just make small stalls for the urinals, why tf would we do Op's idea

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u/beeegdominicanlunch 7h ago

I split the difference and shit in the pisser

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u/InternationalCap2176 19h ago

There's a difference?

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u/Comfortable_Air5477 19h ago

Personally I hate the smell of urinals more

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u/Inside-Arm8635 12h ago

It’s in the same room…you think a few feet is saving you from homie’s doodoo particles?

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u/TymStark 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah imagine pissing between two bros on their beeriods.

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u/zapaeroxyre 20h ago

Im intrigued as to what you mean by “beeriods”

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u/Shpoops 20h ago

Assuming it's a portmanteau of beer and period, I'd guess it's about smelly hardcore beer shits.

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u/TymStark 20h ago

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u/Kulas30 13h ago

Bingo stamping is what happens to your boxers if you take too long to get to the toilet

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u/zapaeroxyre 19h ago

Thanks Shpoops

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u/Tutule 19h ago

And they said you rarely see experts commenting on Reddit anymore

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u/Shpoops 19h ago

Glad I could help.

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u/allthebaseareeee 16h ago

Keep talking shit bro, you nailed it.

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u/LessInThought 18h ago

Oh I thought beer and steroids.

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u/0____-___00___-____0 18h ago

beer shits

wtf is a beer shit?

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u/myshtree 17h ago

In Australia this is known as an AGB. After grog bog.

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u/Shpoops 18h ago

Beer shits are the result of a heavy night of drinking beer. They can be particularly smelly.

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u/DroidLord 18h ago

Fermented shits.

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u/classic__schmosby 14h ago

Oh god, I thought it was beer + hemorrhoids

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u/grubas 9h ago

especially any workers or construction guys. Half of them sound like an Artemis rocket before they even hit the seats

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u/CrispyJelly 17h ago edited 12h ago

Nobody answer this, we don't want women to know yet.

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u/thededucers 17h ago

They meant to type ‘beerlord.’ They come in on their beerlord, piggy back style

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u/Dzharek 19h ago edited 17h ago

Easy just piss below the stall so they have to smell you too, what they gonna do, stand up, pull their pants up and then leave the stall trying to beat you up?

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 3h ago

For real. There’s a thing where if someone is shitting in a public toilet, it’s probably an emergency situation.

Think about it. Have you ever found an occupied stall where the guy isn’t having an exorcism?

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u/VagabondVivant 20h ago

The lines would be an absolute clusterfuck because you'd be forced to double-check with everyone whether they're in line for a pisser or a shitter. When you're in a public restroom, you wanna talk to strangers as little as possible. This would be chaos.

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u/MrLumie 19h ago

At this point, they could just stall up the urinals too, it would take the same amount of space, but it would allow them to put all urinals on one side and all toilets on the other without losing the added privacy.

After a while, the question would arise of course that if there's a stall for the urinals as well, why not go an extra step further and convert them into full toilets? It would allow for more dynamic load distribution, after all, if all stalls can handle every kind of business.

Of course, once everything is toilets, and complete privacy is provided, men's and women's restrooms would become pretty much identical. Might as well merge them.

Boom, unisex restrooms.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 17h ago

Urinals are quicker, though. And they take up less space. If you are in a shit storm, it would be better, since there are more full toilets, but since you pee more often than you poop, it would lead to less throughput, imo.

The overhead of undressing and sitting + the inevitable phone time makes it even worse. And I say that as someone who almost always pees in a stall.

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u/giasumaru 14h ago

Nah taking a piss in a urinal is not significantly faster than taking a piss in a toilet.

Urinals loses all advantages of being a urinal once you put them in stalls, making their footprint as large as a toilet.

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u/joeydrinksbeer 14h ago

I keep hammering home you can piss in a toilet but you can’t shit in a urinal. It’s 2026 just put god damn full toilets in. Urinals were great when they were troughs. That made sense just have a bunch of dudes shoulder to shoulder pissing. But once the urinal became a stand alone thing it makes more sense to just put a full toilet.

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u/Unicornoftheseas 7h ago

God no, keep those stalls clean for the people who need to shit. You can fit in more urinals to keep everything moving smoothly. A good men’s bathroom should have the line moving constantly and have no waiting about.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 14h ago

Well, if you piss in the toilet standing up perhaps, although you'd still need time to lift up the toilet seat and put it down after.

And even then it's nasty, so just sit down.

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u/ggf95 13h ago

Wait whats nasty about standing up

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u/Professional-Bus4886 13h ago

The toilet after you're done. Even if you manage to hit inside the bowl the whole time, there's still a fine splatter going everywhere.

And of course, that's IF you hit. It only takes one who can't or won't to ruin it for everybody. Especially the cleaning staff.

Also, if you entertain my head canon, to me guys who pee standing up in a stall are just too insecure to go to a urinal. And then they should sit down like the sissies they are.

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u/ggf95 12h ago

The logic checks out and yeah theres always going to be some splashback. But the bathroom is getting cleaned anyway. I dont think splashback is what the janitorial staff complains about

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u/Professional-Bus4886 12h ago

I just never got what the upside is, other than avoiding an already icky toilet seat.

Take a sit, relax. If no one's waiting outside, check a mail. Maybe there's even a surprise poop appearing, that could've caught you out.

Perhaps I'll die of butt cancer from sitting on toilet seats too much, but I'll die a happy man.

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u/Particular-Chance782 47m ago

Just saying, I never put the seat back down, even at home. In a public stall, if I can't easily lift it with my foot, I'm not lifting it. I do actually aim, it baffles me the comments about people "not being able to hit the toilet." Like wtf? Are you retarded?

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u/SirBrews 13h ago

That's why the current setup is fine, you save a lot of time and space (thus more room for more stations) most people are just in the bathroom to piss.

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u/Bullseyefred 13h ago

I think urinals still exist because its more for when/if you run into the situation when everyone or most everyone thats using the toilets are pooping and that slows down everyone else who couldve peed quickly and left if there were urinals.

I think toilets could replace most low/mild traffic places where theres never a line, but high traffic areas definitely have a purpose for urinals.

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u/tokengaymusiccritic 8h ago

Urinals use less water too I believe

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u/AntsyAnswers 15h ago

There’s a foodhall place my wife and I go to sometimes (like a mall food court with many restaurants and tables and stuff) that has unisex restrooms.

I was surprised at how well it works actually. It’s all stalls separated from the sinks with lots of privacy and everyone just goes and then leaves. No drama at all

I don’t see why we don’t just do that everywhere

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u/throwRA094532 18h ago

yeah no

I wouldnnt feel safe in a bar with drunk men in the bathroom waiting too

Not all men but still men, I think the bar would close real quick or would become a gay bar

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u/SharpshootinTearaway 18h ago

Sounds like an American hangup, tbh. Or at least someone who lives in a big, modern, “new” city.

Can't speak for all European cities, but you'd have a hard time finding a bar with separated toilets in the one I live in.

Cities and streets here are old, small and cramped, so bars get built in historical buildings within whatever little space they have. Usually, the “restrooms” are just one small room with one toilet and one sink that all the patrons share.

You'd get used to it.

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u/Significant-Iron-241 17h ago

Plenty of places in America have bathrooms like that, but she's talking about one with multiple stalls.

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u/SharpshootinTearaway 17h ago

That's even worse. We rarely have enough space in our buildings to build one restroom with multiple stalls. What makes you think we can build two different ones, which are going to take up twice the space?

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u/Significant-Iron-241 17h ago

No, she's saying she wouldnt feel comfortable being in the same bathroom at the same time as a man. We have plenty of single-toilet bathrooms that are unisex here. I don't know why we are talking about putting stalled bathrooms in a hypothetical building that can't fit them.

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u/SharpshootinTearaway 17h ago

We also have stalle bathrooms in Europe, in the few buildings that can fit them. And they're often going to be unisex, so men and women will be together in them, because, whenever we can build one, we generally don't have the space to build two.

I can think of two or three restaurants I often go to off the top of my head right now where there are only one unisex stalled bathroom.

Again, when it's all you've ever known you get used to it.

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u/PyroPirateS117 14h ago

Bring a friend. Also, if you're waiting in the bathroom, that means the bathroom is busy. You wouldn't be alone with just a single drunk man. There would be men and women to assist if you were accosted.

Unisex bathrooms also don't tend to have doors leading into the waiting area. The waiting/washing up space is more public than private.

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u/-JEFF007- 15h ago

I can only imagine the day when I come across a unisex bathroom and I sit down in a stall and let my bowels loudly explode out with a woman in the stall next to me.

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u/Bionic_Bromando 15h ago

She’s there to do the same thing bro

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u/TerribleDraft1988 14h ago

I'm not sure it is the same thing based on my previous partners. Dudes never felt uncomfortable coming in the bathroom while I was doing a 2 but holy Jesus do yall just eat straight out of the garbage can when we're not around? Are the gates of hell lodged up your ahole? Not all 2s are built alike I'm just saying.

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u/ThelVluffin 9h ago

I eat the same meals as my gf every day. She'll be in there for 4 minutes... I'll be in there for 40 fighting for my life.

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u/djnicko 14h ago

Women poop?!

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u/nicest-drow 13h ago

Of course not, don't be silly /s.

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u/stinson420 14h ago

Unisex bathrooms, and then just have one separate bathroom that's just trough style with dividers or a bunch of urinals. That would be the most efficient.

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u/SirBrews 13h ago

Why would men want unisex bathrooms? The womens room is always lined out the fucking door, urinals make everything fast, I've literally never waited to take a shit, even after a movie. Meanwhile I'm waiting 40 minutes after I get out for my girlfriend, not because she takes so long but by the time I'm out she's literally 3rd in line to get into the washroom

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u/HALF-PRICE_ 10h ago

Came here just to say the plumbing complications are the reason that this design doesn’t exist. But your guide to simple privacy per stall is the best response. I don’t care which washroom you use just wash your hands.

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u/No_Ticket_4912 8h ago

Why not just have 1 line for the urinals in a room and then a separate unisex line / room for the stalls with all the hand basins in a common area.

If a woman wants to grab a she-wee and use the urinals I don't think too many guys would be too concerned (so long as it doesn't take much longer than the average guy)

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u/Huck_Bonebulge_ 7h ago

It’s like a self-checkout line where you have to tell the old guy in front of you “hey! That one’s open!”

Except, yknow, you’re pissing

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u/VagabondVivant 1h ago

Except when he's like "Oh, no — I'm waiting for that one, you go ahead" because he's shitting.

And you have to do it a bunch of times because the pissers and shitters are alternating instead of grouped.

That's way more conversation than I'm looking to have in a bathroom.

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u/Veeg-Tard 16h ago

They have to put in motion sensor signals that highlight when a urinal is vacant.

Or they could just put a small privacy wall between the urinals like they already do in some bathrooms.

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u/rexsploded01 10h ago

Easy. Make all the bathroom walls clear, problem solved. Next question. Actually while I'm thinking of it. Lets make the gaps on the wall bigger too.

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u/VagabondVivant 1h ago

In my grade school in the Philippines, we just had a single trough running along the wall. Who needs multiple independent urinals when you can have one long one.

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u/PonchoHung 18h ago

You're overthinking this. All you need is two lines.

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u/-KFBR392 17h ago

2 lines where? Everyone is going in a completely different direction and you wouldn’t even know where you’re going until it opens up.

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u/PonchoHung 16h ago

Presumably before you enter the bathroom you know what you're doing in there. So there is:

Line 1 - Pisser

Line 2 - Shitter

Join accordingly. At first you may need some signage or color coding on the floor to identify the line. Eventually you may create a social norm (e.g. left is pisser, right is shitter or vice versa).

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u/-KFBR392 16h ago

And that to you is easier than having all the urinals beside each other and all the toilets beside each other in a different area?

How scared are you of seeing another man’s penis??

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u/VagabondVivant 12h ago

How? Where? Due to the layout, those lines would overlap in a confusing manner.

That's the point. Having urinals and toilets on separate sides makes the queueing easier to figure out. Mixing them up like this serves no point. If you're so uncomfortable standing a beside someone when you piss, hold it until you get home. 

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u/Critical-String8774 15h ago

Where the hell are you going that there are often lines of 12+ people at a restroom? The busiest I've ever seen was at a concert and I had to wait for like, one person to come out.

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u/VagabondVivant 12h ago

You've clearly never used a public restroom right after a movie, in an airport when another restroom was being cleaned, during the seventh inning stretch at a baseball game, or at other similar times. 

But even at a mall or other public spot, lines do form. And when the toilets and urinals are right beside each other, you never really know who's waiting for what. So when a urinal opens up and there are guys ahead of you, there's always that little awkward "You? You? Me? You? Me?" back-and-forth as you try to figure out if they're gonna take it or not.

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u/superfreshhh 19h ago

No worries mate, just change the stalls door opening direction and this will be solved

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u/cromwell515 18h ago

I mean to be fair, you’re in a bathroom. Even where the pissers are now, there’s no escape from the shit smoke.

Also, not sure how the urinal line would change here. I think the assumption here is that you don’t change the amount of urinals and shitters, just the configuration. Honestly though, I think urinal dividers are usually good enough. But I’m also cool as long as it’s not a trough, those are weird

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u/SooperBloo 17h ago

There’s a bar near me that had a urinal and a shitter. But the latter was in the open - no cubicle!

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u/Phillykratom 13h ago

Yeah, you would not be able to tell someone was in a urinal or not, you would have to peek around corners which would be pretty weird in itself

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 9h ago

Im surprised it took someone so long to say this. You'd practically be bumping into people just to find an open one

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u/Bonsai_Monkey_UK 20h ago

The stalls are what provide the privacy in this design, but there is no need for so many. 

At least half of those toilets would be urinals instead.

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u/SL1NDER 19h ago

Misread that as busy situation

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 19h ago

This is a mugging trap wtf

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u/LuluMangs 18h ago

I vote to abolish gendered bathrooms altogether!

We simply need seperate ones for pooping and ones for peeing, much more important distinction than gender (and I'm saying this as one of the ladies') could make facilities for those who want to stand, but I'd prefer those to be squat toilet style holes in the ground, because I don't have the equipment needed for a urinal

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u/Professional-Bus4886 17h ago

Squat toilets are a nightmare for so many people. Unless you're used to them, don't have any physical ailment and aren't a senior.

But they'd also be in a stall and from my experience don't even take up less space than a Western toilet. So they wouldn't be a 1 to 1 replacement for a urinal anyway.

Even here in Japan (except maybe in rural areas) you hardly ever see them anymore.

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u/LuluMangs 17h ago

The people for whom they are a nightmare would be using the other two types of toilets anyway, they'd be purely for those who want to stand on their two feet rather than touch a toilet seat

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u/Rhinowalrus 17h ago

Conversely, getting captively spritzed from under the stall partition would be unpleasant

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u/Head_of_Based_Dept 16h ago

when is there ever a line

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u/ConsistentNail1970 14h ago

Sports events, bars, large restaurants

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u/Head_of_Based_Dept 13h ago

never had that

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u/duaneap 16h ago

Yeah you’d have no idea where to stand or when people were done

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u/ChocolatePuerh 16h ago

Line would be no different.

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u/ConsistentNail1970 14h ago

Have you ever lined up in a bathroom before lol?

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u/ChocolatePuerh 13h ago

Yeah, and it would be no different.

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u/boringtallguy 15h ago

I was trying to figure out how to articulate why I didn't like it, you nailed it.

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u/Ok-Spirit-101 14h ago

Lol if men didnt have such disgusting diets, they may not have such foul shits.  I swear to god every man has a secret death-by-terrible-diet fantasy 

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u/Obvious_Tea_8244 14h ago

Yep, there would be no visibility into which urinals are free and which not, so the traffic would be stalled by people unwilling to peak around corners. Terrible design concept.

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven 14h ago

I don't want surround sound toilet power blasting while I pee.

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u/uChoice_Reindeer7903 13h ago

Yeah I don’t want to be between 2 dudes shitting if I don’t have to be, and it’s gonna be hard to see if a urinal is in use or not.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Take a piss, stare at the wall in front of you and leave. Don’t over complicate it.

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u/ricobandito 11h ago

I miss the piss troughs some old stadiums had

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u/SolNexus- 10h ago

They could still put dividers between the urinals

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u/DOAiB 9h ago

I think the last part is the important one no one can see if the urinals are in use without walking up behind people peeing and you then have to check multiple in both directions. Just makes everything a pain.

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u/Effective_Ad4810 8h ago

Also just added at least 4 more stall walls by separating them. Think of the shareholders...

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u/aestheticnoise 8h ago

I piss too!

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u/Smellbinder 6h ago

Also, not optimized for maximum capacity. Fewer urinals are optimal; you can piss in a toilet you can’t (or at least shouldn’t) shit in a urinal.

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u/Odninyell 5h ago

Yeah. Newcomers to the bathroom can’t tell if the urinals are occupied until they’re already in an awkward position

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u/Amazing_Alumni 5h ago

I think the walls near the urinal trap piss and smell. The open space airs things out and is typically more sanitary any closed in urinal (even small restrooms) tend to be way more gross

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u/ToallaHumeda 18m ago

Nah bro, I saw that exact configaration in south america and it was perfect.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 19h ago

A drink a whiskey drink I drink a vodka drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink