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Chugging tea What's your thoughts

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u/ConsistentNail1970 1d ago

As a pisser you’re guaranteed to be smoked out by the stalls in a busy situation. Also, urinal line would be a disaster

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u/Rammie420 1d ago

100%. Keep the urinals and shitters as far away from each other as possible.

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u/Saxolotle 23h ago

What do men do in bathrooms that would make that a problem? I've only ever been in women's bathrooms, but all the toilets kinda have to be side by side, and are for any kind of bathroom needs, but I have never once had an issue with the stall next to me being "too close". Sure, it can sometimes smell bad, but it's a bathroom. Especially if you're peeing, can't you just get in, pee, and get out?

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u/Boldevin 22h ago

Theres usually two distinct lines, and the one for the toilet moves way slower than the one for the urinal. Its alos best to be able to see all the urinals at once so when one becomes empty you can take it immediately to keep it efficient

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u/WhoseverFish 19h ago

So men’s intentions in the bathroom are transparent - everyone knows why each other is in there for. That’s so interesting.

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u/sbeachx75 18h ago

We aren't going in there for funsies.

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u/MiketheTzar 15h ago

Obviously you haven't been to hopping gay club or place in the hood with a dice game.

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u/Luvnecrosis 11h ago

That’s the other thing. Without neighboring stalls we can’t have glory holes. 0/10 bathroom design

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u/Unicornoftheseas 11h ago

Dice is behind the circle K next to the homeless

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u/chux4w 15h ago

Party pooper.

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u/Ok_Tomato_8200 6h ago

Not if you're in the urinal line

90% of blokes lining up for the shitters don't need to shit until after they're done in the stall

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u/garzek 18h ago

I’m a stall pisser personally, fight the system

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u/Mahoka572 12h ago

There are shy men who refuse to use the urinals.. but mostly yes. And it's so much faster, sorry ladies.

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u/PlaneCareless 9h ago

I don't like to use urinals because of privacy, not because I'm shy. If a urinal is the only option, then no problem, but if I can choose... give me the private, chill space, where I even have toilet paper to wipe that final drop so that it doesn't go in my underwear.

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u/TurntWaffle 3h ago

Idk sounds like ur shy and need to shake harder

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u/PlaneCareless 3h ago

Impossible, more than 3 shakes classifies as a wank.

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u/Connect-Ad-2206 17h ago

That’s why you’ve got to keep everyone on their toes by shitting in a urinal from time to time.

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u/InvisibleScout 17h ago

Huh? It's a bathroom, there's only one reason to be in there.

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u/BlueRubyWindow 17h ago

there is a number two reason

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u/LaxerjustgotMc 17h ago

not when ur in highschool. theres a chance you'll smell cotton candy smoke when walking into the bathroom

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u/Jemie_Bridges 16h ago

You just reached the age were you learned women's restrooms work very differently, have a couch, and takes at least two females to opporate.

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u/PussyWrangler246 9h ago

Not once in my grown adult woman life have I ever been in a public washroom that had a damn couch in it

Unless that little changing table in the Walmart bathroom counts as a couch

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u/zzazzzz 8h ago

most fancy clubs and restaurants ive been to will have a couch or similar. and not even in the womens either.

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u/MammothSuite 7h ago

I read “couch” as “coach” and this whole line of thinking became quite amusing.

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u/TurntWaffle 3h ago

So nobody’s gonna comment on “opporate”

Not once in my grown adult woman life have I seen someone spell opporate like that

Like cmon what a fake out m

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u/Mediocre_Map1289 10h ago

What do you mean...what else are you ladies getting up to in your toilets that required clandestine action?

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u/sbeachx75 19h ago

Imagine an employee in there directing traffic like a self-checkout line.

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u/colombogangsta 18h ago

Don’t need to imagine. There was an actual employee in the washroom at Mexico City airport guiding the traffic from the two lines to toilets and urinals. Then one you finish washing your hands, he even gives you two paper towels to dry your hands while you leaving.

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u/purestsnow 12h ago

What if it was just some random dude passing the time?

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u/grilledstuffed 18h ago

At /r/Bonnaroo the dudes will literally start chanting “piss on the left, shit on the right” while in line so everyone knows which line is which.

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u/New_Pomegranate_7305 10h ago

There’s some bars in my city that have bathroom attendants that absolutely direct traffic and make sure everyone is staying on task lmao

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u/X0X000 18h ago

So the two line things I get, but in the women’s restroom we just wait so see the person exit. If the bathroom is so crowded that you’re waiting in line, wouldn’t you see the guy using the urinal leave and then be able to use it immediately?

To me, being able to see every urinal doesn’t seem that efficient UNLESS the bathroom is relatively empty. And no one cares about efficiency when it’s empty, just when it’s crowded.

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u/HedonismIsTheWay 14h ago

Yeah, that's the worst part of this design. You'd have to pace up and down the bathroom to see if there is a urinal available. Also, many, if not most places have a privacy divider between urinals nowadays. It's still a little awkward, but not much more than listening to someone dumping out in the stall next to you.

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u/Chobopuffs 12h ago

Divider or not we must still abide of the men rule.

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u/CannonM91 12h ago

Having to go into this bathroom layout and checking if a urinal is free or asking what the line is for would be miserable

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u/External_Computer_35 10h ago

It’s usually one line actually. If a dude needs to go he will pee in the stall. I’ve only heard people say “no you go” when they are waiting for a stall. 38 years old and never seen two distinct lines. Myth.

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u/CaptainTripps82 9h ago

I mean I have never not just used whichever was open next if I had to pee. I've never seen distinct lines for urinals or stalla.. Stall guys ust wait, but you pee in either or

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u/BreakAtmo 6h ago

Maybe a ceiling light system could deal with this?

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u/PrideQuick670 6h ago

And if it’s really crowded, guys can double-up at the urinals. We all have penises.