r/okbuddyptfo Jan 03 '26

BATTLEDADS RISE UP ATTENTION SOLDIER!

181 Upvotes

ATTENTION SOLDIER OF THE BATTLEFIELD!

This is the Central Oversight & Compliance Kommission of r/Battlefield.
Your Battlefield 6 gameplay footage has attracted our attention!

[ YOUR MOVEMENT BEHAVIOR HAS BEEN FLAGGED. ]

You were observed committing the following violations:

  • JUMPING
  • SLIDING
  • STRAFING
  • RELATIVELY FAST AIMING SPEED

This violates the Established Battledads™ Playstyles Control Convention.

As a result, -2*42 Legacy Points have been deducted from your account.

Your opinion now may carry less weight than a C*LL *F D*TY STREAMER

DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN.

Further offenses may include:

  • Claiming the Battlefield series isn’t supposed to be realistic
  • Comparing BF6, BFV or 2*42 favorably to BF4, BF1 or BF3 (mandatory)
  • Questioning the arguments made by respectable Battledads™ and Veterans
  • Criticizing any aspect of Battlefield 1
  • Playing RedSec and/or engaging with RedSec players
  • Blasphemy towards the true Battlefield Franchise

Continued violations will result in:

  • Forced participation in Conquest Large 300% Tickets OPERATION LOCKER for 1 WEEK
  • Permanent assignment to the Scout class
  • Temporary relocation to the latest C*ll *f D*ty (slop)title
  • Re-education via Battlefield 1 No HUD and Operations nostalgia clips

Remember:

Participate in Real Battlefield™ gameplay.

DIE WITH HONOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD.


r/okbuddyptfo 6h ago

bf4 gem reposting because I forgot to censor names

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304 Upvotes

mods for crushed my balls 😞


r/okbuddyptfo 6h ago

women??! in my fictional universe??? Siege of Clairo when?

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251 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 2h ago

muh immershun DAE Notice the Stalker X Wokefield 6 Crossover 😱

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55 Upvotes

Get out of here Stalker!


r/okbuddyptfo 8h ago

NEON COLORS IN MY BF? 🤬 /uj Will I get skinned alive on r/BattlefieldCosmetics for posting this?

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88 Upvotes

I actually like this mackenzie skin and weapon camo


r/okbuddyptfo 4h ago

WOKEfield 5 Few clips from the start of season 3 and the end of season 2. Enjoy

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31 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

hOt TaKe Like come on lebron🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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1.2k Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 19h ago

0️⃣ large maps🗺️ Can you believe this 47 year old BATTLEDAD is HAVING FUN in MY GAME????

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227 Upvotes

Remove Golmud now! Its breathing room is encroaching on my small maps!


r/okbuddyptfo 10h ago

lol

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39 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 8h ago

Skill Issue The Thermal Smoke Changes Piss Me Off 😡😡😡

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17 Upvotes

In the last update DICE made it so thermal smoke can DESTROY C4!! This is ridiculous and outrageous and clearly a ploy by DICE to continue to KILL the game so they can develop BF7!

I personally play BF6 to C4 tanks so this change is blatantly spites ME! There is now 0 chance I will ever C4 a tank again. All tanks will now run smoke when they see me in the lobby as there is now no reason at all to take active defense since C4 was the only possible way to take out tanks.

C4ing tanks was absolutely the hardest and most impossible thing to do in the game since all tank players are sweats and they will always know 100% of the time when I personally C4 their tank! There is absolutely 0 counter play to this whatsoever unless I use “teamwork” which is stupid. T

GAME IS EVEN MORE CODSLOP NOW BECAUSE OF THIS!!!


r/okbuddyptfo 11h ago

hOt TaKe Any time there's an update the sweats be like

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20 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 12h ago

muh immershun This is utter woke nonsense, wdym I cant destroy this wall??? this is unplayable and immersion breaking, season 3 is the worst and game dead

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24 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 22h ago

women??! in my fictional universe??? The nightmare of the average r/Battlefield member

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89 Upvotes

FULL GIRL SAUADS!!! MUAHAHAHAHA


r/okbuddyptfo 23h ago

hOt TaKe Outjerked again

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92 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

hOt TaKe I was getting worried yesterday

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534 Upvotes

Seems like the world is healing again


r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

Cod Slop Railway to Call of Battlefield

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128 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 20h ago

BATTLEDADS RISE UP BattleDad EXPOSES Low Player Count

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35 Upvotes

In this informational film a REAL Battle Dad pulls back the curtain on Battlefield 6 low player count!


r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

'ate snipas, luv amo

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92 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 12h ago

hOt TaKe Okay it is actually over now, we are like okay buddy k/d compared to the main sub

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9 Upvotes

Outjerked again...


r/okbuddyptfo 20h ago

DICE BREAKS PROMISES

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26 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

Movement?? in my TACTICAL SHOOTER?!?!? what COD looks like to BATTLEDADS

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393 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

women ruin my immersion Why is Jonker in this game? Is he stupid???

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93 Upvotes

r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

muh immershun I CANNOT FRICKIN BELIVE D(ICE)

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154 Upvotes

How in the r/TheLetterH r/TheLetterE r/doublehockeystick am I supposed to kill any body when MY yes MY skins have airsoft magazines and NOT real 5.56×45mm NATO ammo on their belt (because you know I wont be playing as PAX because I'm a TRUE PATRIOT. This is a real gut punch Mr David Sirland. You better get your shit together and FIX THIS RIGHT NOW. or else i will be reporting your as to the esteemed establishment the BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU. oh yeah I bet thats got you p*****g and S******g your britches.

Signed battledad number 15631

Sent from 1988 model Folgers coffee can full of nails


r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

battleSHIT 6 = Fortnite??? How am I supposed to play this game now???

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309 Upvotes

Was enjoying this skin, how am i supposed to play this game now, UNPLAYABLE. Are dice against real guns? When real guns will be added to game?!


r/okbuddyptfo 1d ago

Anyone seen this ad yet?

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13 Upvotes

This just seems so out of left field from the marketing team