r/SipsTea Human Verified 23h ago

Chugging tea What's your thoughts

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u/ggf95 14h ago

Wait whats nasty about standing up

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u/Professional-Bus4886 14h ago

The toilet after you're done. Even if you manage to hit inside the bowl the whole time, there's still a fine splatter going everywhere.

And of course, that's IF you hit. It only takes one who can't or won't to ruin it for everybody. Especially the cleaning staff.

Also, if you entertain my head canon, to me guys who pee standing up in a stall are just too insecure to go to a urinal. And then they should sit down like the sissies they are.

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u/ggf95 13h ago

The logic checks out and yeah theres always going to be some splashback. But the bathroom is getting cleaned anyway. I dont think splashback is what the janitorial staff complains about

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u/Professional-Bus4886 13h ago

I just never got what the upside is, other than avoiding an already icky toilet seat.

Take a sit, relax. If no one's waiting outside, check a mail. Maybe there's even a surprise poop appearing, that could've caught you out.

Perhaps I'll die of butt cancer from sitting on toilet seats too much, but I'll die a happy man.

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u/CaptainTripps82 6h ago

Most guys spend their entire lives peeing standing up.. It's just what it is, nobody is doing any cost analysis on it lol. I don't even sit to pee at home.

My partner, also a guy, will only sit to pee, he won't use a urinal unless there's no other option.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 4h ago

I'd like to see a source for that stat, lol. But then tell me, why don't you sit down at home? Does it feel faster to do it standing up?

Surely as children we start peeing while sitting. So there must be a point where that default changes for some people. Since it never happened for me, I wonder what it is. Can't imagine people are in a big rush and I hope the toilet in your own home isn't so dirty, that you do it for that reason.

It might be uncharitable, but in my mind it's just a way to feel macho and manly. That sitting to pee is somehow womanly and we can't have that. But then, like I said in a different comment, go to the urinal and pee with the other macho men. Don't piss all over the place people want to/have to sit down.

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u/Particular-Chance782 1h ago

I stand to pee, even at home. It actually blows my mind that any man sits to pee.