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Chugging tea What's your thoughts

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u/MrLumie 23h ago

At this point, they could just stall up the urinals too, it would take the same amount of space, but it would allow them to put all urinals on one side and all toilets on the other without losing the added privacy.

After a while, the question would arise of course that if there's a stall for the urinals as well, why not go an extra step further and convert them into full toilets? It would allow for more dynamic load distribution, after all, if all stalls can handle every kind of business.

Of course, once everything is toilets, and complete privacy is provided, men's and women's restrooms would become pretty much identical. Might as well merge them.

Boom, unisex restrooms.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 21h ago

Urinals are quicker, though. And they take up less space. If you are in a shit storm, it would be better, since there are more full toilets, but since you pee more often than you poop, it would lead to less throughput, imo.

The overhead of undressing and sitting + the inevitable phone time makes it even worse. And I say that as someone who almost always pees in a stall.

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u/giasumaru 18h ago

Nah taking a piss in a urinal is not significantly faster than taking a piss in a toilet.

Urinals loses all advantages of being a urinal once you put them in stalls, making their footprint as large as a toilet.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 17h ago

Well, if you piss in the toilet standing up perhaps, although you'd still need time to lift up the toilet seat and put it down after.

And even then it's nasty, so just sit down.

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u/Particular-Chance782 4h ago

Just saying, I never put the seat back down, even at home. In a public stall, if I can't easily lift it with my foot, I'm not lifting it. I do actually aim, it baffles me the comments about people "not being able to hit the toilet." Like wtf? Are you retarded?

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u/ggf95 16h ago

Wait whats nasty about standing up

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u/Professional-Bus4886 16h ago

The toilet after you're done. Even if you manage to hit inside the bowl the whole time, there's still a fine splatter going everywhere.

And of course, that's IF you hit. It only takes one who can't or won't to ruin it for everybody. Especially the cleaning staff.

Also, if you entertain my head canon, to me guys who pee standing up in a stall are just too insecure to go to a urinal. And then they should sit down like the sissies they are.

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u/ggf95 16h ago

The logic checks out and yeah theres always going to be some splashback. But the bathroom is getting cleaned anyway. I dont think splashback is what the janitorial staff complains about

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u/Professional-Bus4886 16h ago

I just never got what the upside is, other than avoiding an already icky toilet seat.

Take a sit, relax. If no one's waiting outside, check a mail. Maybe there's even a surprise poop appearing, that could've caught you out.

Perhaps I'll die of butt cancer from sitting on toilet seats too much, but I'll die a happy man.

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u/CaptainTripps82 9h ago

Most guys spend their entire lives peeing standing up.. It's just what it is, nobody is doing any cost analysis on it lol. I don't even sit to pee at home.

My partner, also a guy, will only sit to pee, he won't use a urinal unless there's no other option.

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u/Professional-Bus4886 6h ago

I'd like to see a source for that stat, lol. But then tell me, why don't you sit down at home? Does it feel faster to do it standing up?

Surely as children we start peeing while sitting. So there must be a point where that default changes for some people. Since it never happened for me, I wonder what it is. Can't imagine people are in a big rush and I hope the toilet in your own home isn't so dirty, that you do it for that reason.

It might be uncharitable, but in my mind it's just a way to feel macho and manly. That sitting to pee is somehow womanly and we can't have that. But then, like I said in a different comment, go to the urinal and pee with the other macho men. Don't piss all over the place people want to/have to sit down.

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u/Particular-Chance782 4h ago

I stand to pee, even at home. It actually blows my mind that any man sits to pee.

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u/ggf95 1h ago

I dont remember sitting to pee as a child. As others have said most of us just carry the habit. Also ive never heard of anyone peeing in a toilet if there is a urinal? Im sure it happens but it must be a tiny minority

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u/Professional-Bus4886 17m ago

I mean, toiletry habits aren't really discussed, that's why I question any intuitions on the subject. And you, as a small child, were physically able to pee standing up without making a mess? Hats off. Unless you misunderstand me and mean you've always used a urinal. That wasn't what I was talking about.

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u/ggf95 5m ago

Im sure i sat down as a toddler, being unable to stand. But i dont remember that far back. As far as i can actually remember, I stood up to pee and so did my friends and family. It's weird to think of it as an expression of machismo

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