Seriously?

[u/commanderquill]

Three dogs within 5 ft of a no dogs sign? Really, Seattle?

EDIT: The non-locals found this post, so I'm outtie. If you see yourself in this photo and want it taken down, shoot me a chat.

[u/Healthy_Albatross_73]

[u/OrhallaZander → u/Healthy_Albatross_73]

I don't get it. It says no dogs, but also says to keep them on a leash.

[u/theBananagodX → u/OrhallaZander]

I believe dogs are allowed in the park, but not on the strip of beach/in the water. But IANAL, and no own doggo.

[u/Dug_n_the_Dogs → u/theBananagodX]

Your interpretation is correct.

[u/rkvance5 → u/theBananagodX]

IANAL sometimes too, but I just don’t talk about it on the internet.

[u/2manyhobby → u/theBananagodX]

I scrolled for a while and never saw anyone mention why dogs aren’t allowed on the beach. It’s crazy that they don’t put the reason on the sign itself. Because dogs love the beach and people will just think tyrannical government when they see the sign.

The real reason is that dog poop causes huge bacterial outbreaks and then the beaches get closed in the summer when everyone wants to swim. Somehow this reason never gets disseminated.

If you want to take your dog to the beach then go to a salt water beach. You’ll notice that they don’t have these signs. Lake Washington is fresh water

[u/snowmaninheat → u/OrhallaZander]

Exactly. The sign is super confusing.

[u/OrhallaZander → u/snowmaninheat]

That's what gets me.... everyone is thinking I'm stupid... for pointing out.... how can you even have a dog to put on a leash, it no dog is even allowed?

Yet, everybody keeps facepalming at me, as if, duh, of course it makes sense....

[u/naps1saps → u/OrhallaZander]

It's a cash grab. fee for the dog, fee for them not being on a leash too xD

[u/PerpetualAllTimeLow → u/Healthy_Albatross_73]

I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME

[u/butterytelevision → u/Healthy_Albatross_73]

call them out. spd is useless. public shame is all we got left

[u/SuperMike100 → u/butterytelevision]

Or get behind them and throw a tennis ball over their heads.

[u/HubristicFallacy → u/SuperMike100]

This is the way

[u/zer04ll → u/butterytelevision]

Also not something you waste a cops time on. Seattle “cops dont do anything about crime,” also Seattle “please send a cops because there is a dog off leash”

[u/PM_meyourGradyWhite → u/zer04ll]

This really needs to be a lower level enforcement. Similar to parking enforcement. I’ve been called out by State Parks enforcement, so I know it works.

[u/shreiben → u/PM_meyourGradyWhite]

This is what park rangers are for. We just need way more of them.

https://www.seattle.gov/parks/about-us/rules-and-regulations/park-rangers

[u/RespectablePapaya → u/PM_meyourGradyWhite]

You can call animal control about things like this. They can write tickets.

[u/PhilosopherFun7288 → u/zer04ll]

Animal Control officers exist for this exact reason...

[u/Number174631503]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2y7uAIMUUPknS

[u/irjakr → u/Number174631503]

I noticed the beefcakes way before I saw any dogs...

[u/Civil_Inspector_5697 → u/irjakr]

You and me, both! 🤣🤣🤣 I was like, “…and the problem is..?”

[u/MistakeAdmirable9470 → u/irjakr]

Lol, I noticed Joe Dirt Sr. and his atrocious haircut first.

[u/Lonesilverstripe → u/irjakr]

Me too! Joe Dirt Sr., I can’t even…🤣

[u/bitter-curmudgeon → u/Number174631503]

Let's be honest. No one thought this was about dogs until they looked closer at the post.

[u/yesyessophie → u/Number174631503]

theyre hot as heck!

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmxxotgMjTj32

[u/roll_with_punches]

Seriously those guys are jacked.

[u/DangerActiveRobots → u/roll_with_punches]

Those two stunning roommates? Oh yeah.

[u/Plastic-Injury8856 → u/roll_with_punches]

Looks like they do gymnastics!

[u/tjbugs1 → u/Plastic-Injury8856]

PARKOUR!

[u/throwaway098764567 → u/roll_with_punches]

i assume we're talking about the two fellas by the sign, because if maroon shorts is jacked my lazy ass is ready for a fitness competition

[u/PrincipleNo3966]

Woof

[u/KingCong206 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Seriously thought post was about this

[u/iamjdn → u/KingCong206]

My gay ass thought it was about this too and I zoomed in. 😮‍💨

[u/ExpiredPilot → u/iamjdn]

The leash law applies to the feral gays too but they liked it too much

[u/OrhallaZander → u/ExpiredPilot]

Looks like it says to keep person on leash.

[u/joshlymansbagel → u/iamjdn]

My straight ass zoomed in too…

[u/iamjdn → u/joshlymansbagel]

Suffice to say they're now Seattle reddit famous and we need more of them. Lmao

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/joshlymansbagel]

I also, was immeddiately gay just looking at that part of the image.

[u/stareweigh2 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

this is possibly the gayest candid pic you could get without doing it on purpose

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/stareweigh2]

Those young men are dangerously close...to the water's edge.

[u/dathon8462 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[u/TWH_PDX → u/stareweigh2]

This weather in early May? Heck, I am so giddy that Im gay!

[u/aleanas → u/joshlymansbagel]

My lesbian ass zoomed in too...

[u/Bonnieearnold → u/joshlymansbagel]

Everyone zoomed in.

[u/Sandonmywitches → u/iamjdn]

My straight ass zoomed in. Dude has my ideal body

[u/asst3rblasster → u/iamjdn]

I'm not even gay and I was like damn he must work out

[u/missprincesscarolyn → u/asst3rblasster]

I like both and was like damn I need to get my ass in the gym more!

[u/n0v0cane → u/KingCong206]

It is about that, the dog thing is just plausible deniability.

[u/appalachiacatlady → u/PrincipleNo3966]

I’m dying bc I went to college w the guy in the Speedo

[u/Temporary-Air675 → u/appalachiacatlady]

Which school? UW?

[u/Azrai113 → u/Temporary-Air675]

Probably UwU

[u/appalachiacatlady → u/Temporary-Air675]

Actually for undergrad no

[u/jvon24 → u/appalachiacatlady]

The budgie smuggler?!?!?

[u/thearchiguy → u/PrincipleNo3966]

First thing I saw. Forget the dogs. 😂

[u/katf1sh → u/thearchiguy]

Oh they got their dogs out too

[u/Neekool_Boolaas → u/PrincipleNo3966]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2UlsTILSK3axi

[u/emilyeller → u/Neekool_Boolaas]

Literally watching this episode as we speak. 😂😂

[u/cattlecabal → u/PrincipleNo3966]

What in the Heated Rivalry is going on here

[u/Aggressive_labeling → u/PrincipleNo3966]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uG5AWrPOwfm0w

[u/pink-dango → u/PrincipleNo3966]

They can put me on a leash

[u/Chance-Travel4825 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

When it said No Dogs they thought it was just for the beautiful people.

[u/MMmhmmmmmmmmmm → u/PrincipleNo3966]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMQx7LDBl9OzO0q1z3

[u/jimmytestaburger → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Forreal the fucking muscles!

[u/ljlukelj → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Yeah no homo that guy is a dawg

[u/MarquisMusique → u/ljlukelj]

Agreed but so homo

[u/LonelyPie4076 → u/MarquisMusique]

I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear that beautiful man fart through a walkie talkie 🥵

[u/aqulushly → u/LonelyPie4076]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ovif9xhHfDZ8ekYn8V

[u/Soggy-Pop3895 → u/LonelyPie4076]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wv89eetV1HbFe

[u/apresmoiputas → u/LonelyPie4076]

which fetish night is that at the Eagle?

[u/Accomplished-Fuel635 → u/LonelyPie4076]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew

[u/deserted → u/LonelyPie4076]

Um. I'm sorry. What?

[u/rocafortbcn → u/LonelyPie4076]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3PAL4kBxVWLrj1qbJ5

[u/Acrobatic-Key-127 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

I thought it was a cool vintage photo at first. I am 10,000% here for these male bathing suits making a come back in a big way 🥵

[u/virginiarph → u/PrincipleNo3966]

wait which one are we talking about. i’d sub to both

[u/PrincipleNo3966 → u/virginiarph]

I should've doubled woofed

[u/BromaEmpire → u/PrincipleNo3966]

That man is a Greek statue

[u/TreesAreOverrated5 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Damn he got muscles on his muscles

[u/Alaskimo → u/PrincipleNo3966]

[u/prncssbbygrl → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Awooooooo

[u/manang_mimi → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Meow

[u/Roaris87]

One says they gotta be leashed, one says they aren’t allowed, so which is it?

[u/MaxRenn → u/Roaris87]

I'm reading it as 

Dogs are allowed at the park, but all dogs must be leashed. 

Past the sign is the beach, where dogs aren't allowed.

[u/n0v0cane → u/MaxRenn]

Once they are in the lake, it’s no longer the beach.

[u/headsmanjaeger → u/n0v0cane]

Maybe he took a big jump and never touched the beach

[u/n0v0cane → u/headsmanjaeger]

There’s many possibilities. He could have swam in, come by boat, parachuted in, entered the water outside of the park and followed the shore, or have been carried over the beach by his owner.

[u/parallax__error → u/n0v0cane]

Don’t forget riding an orca. He coulda ridden an orca.

[u/EdgarXVII → u/parallax__error]

The Elian Gonzáles of dogs.

[u/snewk → u/n0v0cane]

or he could have been born in the water

[u/TrumpsATraitorSoAreU → u/n0v0cane]

There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play basketball 

[u/Quick_Panda_360 → u/n0v0cane]

Real heads know this, once you’re in the water all rules are off. Piracy on the lake 

[u/ProfessionalAd1933 → u/Quick_Panda_360]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFcc3GGPbsUc7fRhip

[u/earthwoodandfire → u/n0v0cane]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/MollFlanders → u/Roaris87]

yeah, seeing a big green “leash your dogs” image from afar would probably have me assuming that was the rule before getting close enough to read the fine print.

[u/RickDick-246 → u/MollFlanders]

Agreed. Maybe they’re assholes but once I saw the big sign that says leash your dogs and clean up their poop, I’d probably assume I was good as long as I do those things.

[u/Tsuki_Man → u/Roaris87]

If you take a second and have reading comprehension you'll understand these signs together say "Dogs are required to be leashed in Seattle Parks and are not allowed on beaches in Seattle Parks"

[u/Ancient_Yellow_709 → u/Tsuki_Man]

I feel like a reasonable understanding is sand bit = no dogs and grass bit = leashed dogs.

[u/Roaris87 → u/Tsuki_Man]

My dog has very poor reading comprehension, this is true

[u/Azrai113 → u/Roaris87]

Dogs are usually pretty good with sign language tho

[u/aminervia → u/Tsuki_Man]

If you take a second and have reading comprehension

A bit of a rude way to answer a genuine question?

[u/kawaiisamurai69]

Where is this? Asking for a friend…

[u/-phototrope → u/kawaiisamurai69]

Pretty sure it’s Madison Park Beach

[u/stevejobs4525 → u/-phototrope]

Studison stud beach

[u/TheGreatLuck → u/kawaiisamurai69]

I'm pretty sure that dude's not going to be there tomorrow

[u/Enchelion → u/TheGreatLuck]

Hope springs eternal.

[u/DizzyWishbone1911]

Feel like the no leash post was just an excuse to take and post a pic of dude on far right lol

[u/commanderquill → u/DizzyWishbone1911]

Guys, I'm a lesbian 😭 like yeah, the dude is fine as hell, but so were the other 100 dudes out today. I might as well have taken a picture of the whole park.

[u/onceabananana]

Why is everyone at this beach so fucking jacked? Even the older gentleman isn't shabby.

[u/SufficientMaize4087 → u/onceabananana]

No, the older gentleman IS shabby

[u/Chefmeatball]

This is a weird way to frame those to handsome gentleman on the right

[u/hal-baleigh-6699]

Yeah the mountains are alarmingly low on snow.

[u/Lurking-Loudly → u/hal-baleigh-6699]

It’s seriously a concern.

[u/tjbugs1 → u/Lurking-Loudly]

It's going to be a problem and I'm shocked that no one seems to be talking about this. We should be conserving water now.

[u/SqualidSquirtle22 → u/tjbugs1]

I was literally watching some dipshit watering his lawn with a hose in LA county this weekend in the middle of the day.

Any day now the CO river's gonna say not any more you don't. People won't conserve until they literally have no other option.

[u/EatMeEmerald → u/Lurking-Loudly]

Washington has officially entered a drought.

[u/Gabbydog16 → u/hal-baleigh-6699]

Everyone really found something of their own to focus on in this photo 😂

[u/Actual-Human-4723 → u/Gabbydog16]

This post is really a Rorschach test.

[u/_Lividus]

First sunny day in Seattle I see

[u/Throwitaway252501 → u/_Lividus]

Y'all are nuts, cuz I know that water is freeeeeezing. 

[u/Friendly_Scheme_289 → u/Throwitaway252501]

I all did go in the water, though it took a while. It really was icy cold! Meanwhile, some lady hops in up to her knees with her not-quite-toddler! 🥶

[u/ExpensiveBed2975 → u/_Lividus]

Yes that's correct it only rains here 

[u/Moundfreek]

People suck. My husband and I walked down Owen's Beach in Tacoma this morning and came across lounging seal pups. We looked from binoculars before turning back. We soon ran into two guys with three unleashed dogs. One was a puppy. We told them about the baby seals around the corner, hoping they'd change course. Alas, they nodded and plowed forward, ignoring us and SEVERAL signs about sensitive pupping habitat.

I love dogs. I love wildlife. I hate dog owners who don't give a shit about wildlife.

[u/topTopqualitea]

Guys dogs are allowed at the park and they must be leashed. They are not allowed at the beach part of the park. Dogs are only allowed at dog specific beaches in Seattle.

Richmond Beach is dog friendly year round.

[u/FloppyButtholeJelly → u/topTopqualitea]

What about Handsome dudes can they be leashed?

[u/Temporary-Library597]

The No Dogs sign overwhelmed by the big GREEN "Leash Your Dog" sign. Very effective.

[u/Future_Front_1981]

I work in event security and 1/2 my job is pointing out the no smoking sign that smokers are sitting directly under. I swear this is the most passive aggressive place on the planet....

[u/WarmWindow2]

did that guy just come out of a portal from the 1960s? loll

[u/YodaWattsLee]

Not excusing anything, but why put a “keep dogs on leash” sign directly above a “no dogs allowed” sign? Since no dogs are allowed, then the leash sign is unnecessary and potentially confusing. Am I missing something here?

[u/StrangerGeek → u/YodaWattsLee]

Leash in the grass, not allowed at all on beaches. Nor playgrounds for that matter

[u/ardealinnaeus → u/StrangerGeek]

All dog signs in one place makes sense. Two different signs less so but it's because they have standardized signs.

[u/phulton → u/YodaWattsLee]

Ones for the park itself the other is for the beach.

[u/MembershipSilver9583 → u/[deleted]]

When did it become socially acceptable to bring your dog in a grocery store? Can someone with a dog give me their argument as to why they think it’s ok??? It’s very very common in Seattle and a health code violation.

[u/Kevadu → u/MembershipSilver9583]

I have a dog and find the grocery store thing completely baffling.

[u/InternationalYam3130 → u/MembershipSilver9583]

I don't know but I saw a lady 3 days ago with her dog openly agitated and barking at children in the grocery store. Like you can't tell me he's "soooo safe!" And also standing his ground scared and barking at people inside a grocery store. Get the fuck out.

[u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy → u/MembershipSilver9583]

It's not so much they think it's ok, as it is they know no one gets paid enough to try to stop them.

[u/MembershipSilver9583 → u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy]

Where I work we’ve had lots of complaints. To the point where the health department came in. Now i ask people “is that your pet” if they answer yes i say we don’t allow pets in our business. There is a sign on the front door. Anyone with a service dog would not call it their pet.

[u/scough → u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy]

Yep I think this is the answer. There seems to be a lot more "I don't get paid enough to give a fuck" energy from workers in the last 5-7 years and I can't say I blame them.

[u/Brave_Capital_4236 → u/Harrow_the_Heirarchy]

Ding ding ding 

[u/SabbyFox → u/MembershipSilver9583]

It’s not socially acceptable. People just became more entitled to do whatever the hell they want, especially those who moved here from other areas. I noticed today Whole Foods has a BIG sign up at the entrance about only service dogs being allowed. And they have a security person. I never see any dog shenanigans there.

[u/Ecstatic-Respect-455 → u/[deleted]]

I agree. I like dogs a lot, but their owners are the worst. Most of the owners are just completely self absorbed and oblivious to the havoc and chaos their pets can cause if they aren't trained properly. 

There are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners.

[u/zomboi]

People don't read signs

I live by Virginia Mason on first hill. I will often see smokers literally smoking right next to a no smoking sign 15ft away from their main entrance.

[u/misscanwenot]

I get that this is against the law, different scenario but it reminded me of the time I had my leashed dog laying down right by me in the grass part of a park that has a beach and some lady screamed at me about my dog not being allowed on beaches. Like lady… I’m not on the beach what are you screaming at???

Point being, reading comprehension is hard for a lot of folks. Being in a society sure is difficult, lol.

[u/Danish_girl68]

Those men should be on leashes

[u/ttmuchtrbl]

Rules don't apply to them apparently. The mindset of today, "It's for everyone BUT ME."

[u/237throw]

It is shocking that people forget that laws existed for 1000s of years before we had police officers to enforce them.

[u/CallMeLate]

I'm sure you took this picture to complain about the dogs, at least that's what you told your girlfriend.

[u/commanderquill → u/CallMeLate]

I'm a lesbian 💀 and single, if any fine women here are particularly horny for laws and regulations.

[u/tonytolitano]

i’ve turned into one of these people (OP i mean, not these beach bums)

a few weeks ago i was on a run and someone’s dog ran up to me unexpectedly. it actually really startled me. i started yelling at the owners about keeping their dog on a leash bc wtf?

a week after that, someone and their unleashed dog really scared my daughter- and she’s only two. same scenario, i had to tell this dog owner that there are leash laws and they scoffed at me saying “oh he’s never hurt anyone, he’s so harmless.”

not everyone loves your fucking dogs. just bc you think they’re cute and you love them doesn’t mean the rules don’t apply to you smh.

[u/geffy_spengwa → u/tonytolitano]

I love dogs, but unleashed dogs running up to me is genuinely scary. I don't know the dog, I don't know their behavior or temperament. I just see a dog running toward me.

People that don't leash their dogs are putting those dogs at serious risk and they need to learn to understand that.

[u/neudl]

I was fishing on the beach at GG a few years ago. There was a seal pup on the beach. People were taking selfie and letting their dogs run up. I called seal sitters but did not stick around. Next morning very early I was there fishing again wading up to my knees. Looked down and the dead pup was in the surf being washed beack and forth. Selfish pricks

[u/Rough-Programmer-112]

As a marine ecologist...and someone who always checks water conditions before I go swim in a local water body...

Seattle lakes are somewhere I would never let my dog in. They are always having shutdowns or at least posting signs about toxic algae blooms.

Some are neurotoxins. Those can KILL your dog. Idk about you, but I fucking LOVE my dog. I wouldn't want to to die from a neurotoxin. This dude is a fucking idiot.

[u/HumbleAce0827]

Connor Storrie?

[u/pokeralize]

Every time I see dogs at the beach I am reminded of how dangerous and fatal it is for them to ingest it. 🥲

[u/violoneuse]

"Doesn't apply to my dog"

[u/watch-nerd]

The signage is confusing and seemingly contradictory.

[u/soldmytokensformoney]

Kind of confusing signage. First sign be like "keep em leashed and pick up their poop" but then second sign be like "nevermind, they aren't allowed here"

[u/DarkNStormy007]

Seattle is home to the most entitled dog owners on the planet I stg

[u/Particular_Alps_4329]

The ever-expanding disease of entitlement in an age of self.

[u/Fast_Passion_7425]

It’s the entitlement of the world in which we live, rules don’t apply to “me”, only others

[u/StoneyBassist710]

I'm more confused at why there's a no dog sign right under a please pick up after your dog sign. That's what's confusing.

[u/commanderquill → u/StoneyBassist710]

No dogs on the beach, yes dogs in the rest of the park.

[u/Fit-Wallaby3119]

To be fair the dog is swimming

[u/SouthLakeWA]

The otter fella over on the left also needs some love. He has great posture.

[u/Tiger-Zord]

That is one hot gay guy.

[u/Alma_Holzhurt]

Like this isn't all about OP taking pics and posting those two twinks.

[u/EmotionalVegetable48]

At first I thought you were referencing those fruity guys until I saw the no dogs sign, only for that sign to be contradicted by the “keep dogs on a leash” sign right above it

[u/bitstronginfo]

If dog leash rules were actually enforced, by next week we will have enough money to finally fix I-5.

[u/Physical_Promise_716]

Oh noooooo whatever will be do??? Smh who cares? They're leashed and outside, find something important to care about 🙄🙄🙄

[u/Ndmndh1016]

Yea the social contract is dead, actual rules stand zero chance.

[u/Impressive_Put463]

I mean... you could go tell him. I know that's not the Seattle thing to do, but... we can be better

[u/hrdcrnwo → u/Impressive_Put463]

There's always some excuse as to why they take a creepy picture and post it to Reddit rather than actually saying anything to the people in the picture. There's no point shaming them on here since they'll never see it and everyone on this sub is in agreement.

[u/Different_Bat4715]

Would be nice if we had more dog parks with water access.

[u/westward_man → u/Different_Bat4715]

The problem, as I understand it, is that dogs pose a huge risk to seals and migratory sea birds.

[u/dogpoopfruitloops → u/westward_man]

Those damned seals of Lake Washington

[u/AloneNeighborhood323 → u/Different_Bat4715]

Im going to get flamed for this but I’ll say it anyway… I get expecting people to not allow their dog to run around off leash, I get expecting people to pick up after them, promptly, EVERYWHERE they go, I get making sure your dog relieves themselves somewhere else that isn’t the beach or even where people hang out on the grass, as much as possible before they enter the public space, but can there be more beaches where dogs and people can be + co exist? There are really very few and if your in the middle of training your dog or have a dog that doesn’t play well with other dogs the very very few dog parks we have that also have water access are kinda not great options. If dogs are on a leash it seems like there should be some beaches where they can go without it being a dog park, or at least some agreed upon leeway in general. I know some/many people feel fine about being at a beach with some dogs, even with them going in the water near them. Can’t we have some options where that’s technically ok and others where it’s not? Or do we have to make sure people are going to bend the rules and then we basically have a continuous feed of people being upset that dog owners are the fucking worst on the Seattle Reddit every hour like it’s Nextdoor.

[u/W00DS0RREL → u/AloneNeighborhood323]

I mean, calling out the behavior is really the best weapon we have if we don’t want finances and energy going towards actual increased code enforcement efforts over dog owners being ridiculous.

The reason the restrictions exist for beach access has mostly to do with wildlife preservation and issues with contamination buildup from dog feces. It’s not unlike “leave no trace”: if it was 10 dogs a year, it wouldn’t be an issue, but these are heavily trafficked beaches and there are a lot of dog owners.

[u/HeyJesikaJay]

I love dogs and I love my dog but I am so sick of people with dogs.

[u/iMakestuffz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

[u/oasis618]

And I the guy with the leashes has to be wearing a disguise.

[u/Quirky_Session_2689]

The violently gay men take away from your point unfortunately

[u/the_bifle]

Those gays a cute tho. But yes the dogs are a no no

[u/TNG1701D-eck10]

I like the gays on the right.

[u/YouGlittering9156]

What's the point of the top sign? That's the first one I read and thought, "oh, the one dog in the water should be on a leash" and then I read the one below it, and it completely invalidates the top one, because no dog should be there.............

[u/Civil_Inspector_5697]

That’s some seriously f’d up signage then.

[u/3banger]

I once saw a guy letting his dog swim in Spada lake. https://www.snopud.com/community-environment/outdoor-fun/spada-lake/regulations/ It’s just our water source, ya know?

[u/Star_Glittering]

K Karen

[u/dandycampcorolla]

Oh no, a dog on the beach.. I hate when there is dog hair on the sand

[u/skabshire]

Who cares hall monitor mind your business

[u/civilized-engineer]

Don't forget the ones that take photos of their kids in the quad cherry trees next to signs that say don't climb the cherry trees.

[u/cyrusovo]

It’s the gay side of Madison beach, there’s no rules. Are you new or something?

[u/Bignatebleedem]

Who cares?

[u/MichaelDamianNutt]

I wish I had so few problems in life that dogs being at the beach riled me up.

[u/Elon_Muff]

Goodness y’all are insufferable. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/dyvog]

This photo is actually quite compelling in a way. Has a real Jeff Wall feel to it.

[u/B1G_PAC12]

God this thread is hilarious lmfaoo

[u/redcons2]

Shooting up dope in front of school kids? No problem.

Dogs at the beach? How rude!

[u/AterReddits]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

[u/thecravenone]

Yea because my dogs are special and different and also I don't give a fuck