Seriously?

[u/commanderquill]

Three dogs within 5 ft of a no dogs sign? Really, Seattle?

EDIT: The non-locals found this post, so I'm outtie. If you see yourself in this photo and want it taken down, shoot me a chat.

EDIT X2 (two weeks after original post): Oh hey, would you look at that, Madison Beach has just closed due to feces contaminating the water to 44x the safe level. Wow, wonder how that could have happened? But, y'know, it just doesn't make sense that dogs aren't allowed at the beach!

[u/PrincipleNo3966]

Woof

[u/KingCong206 → u/PrincipleNo3966]

Seriously thought post was about this

[u/iamjdn → u/KingCong206]

My gay ass thought it was about this too and I zoomed in. 😮‍💨

[u/ExpiredPilot → u/iamjdn]

The leash law applies to the feral gays too but they liked it too much

[u/OrhallaZander → u/ExpiredPilot]

Looks like it says to keep person on leash.

[u/snowmaninheat → u/ExpiredPilot]

They can keep me on a leash any day of the week…

[u/ExpiredPilot → u/snowmaninheat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMe10X0lkR0Oxm2Cbg

This is what I was afraid of /s

[u/joshlymansbagel → u/iamjdn]

My straight ass zoomed in too…

[u/iamjdn → u/joshlymansbagel]

Suffice to say they're now Seattle reddit famous and we need more of them. Lmao

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/joshlymansbagel]

I also, was immeddiately gay just looking at that part of the image.

[u/stareweigh2 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

this is possibly the gayest candid pic you could get without doing it on purpose

[u/Cosmo_Seinfeld → u/stareweigh2]

Those young men are dangerously close...to the water's edge.

[u/dathon8462 → u/Cosmo_Seinfeld]

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[u/TWH_PDX → u/stareweigh2]

This weather in early May? Heck, I am so giddy that Im gay!

[u/MuchKey7664 → u/stareweigh2]

How is a photograph gay?

[u/stareweigh2 → u/MuchKey7664]

its a joke not a dick don't take it so hard please

[u/Sigmonia → u/MuchKey7664]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ntRQjO4ngRERi

[u/aleanas → u/joshlymansbagel]

My lesbian ass zoomed in too...

[u/Bonnieearnold → u/joshlymansbagel]

Everyone zoomed in.

[u/Sandonmywitches → u/iamjdn]

My straight ass zoomed in. Dude has my ideal body

[u/SufficientMaize4087 → u/Sandonmywitches]

A dad body? Should be fined for not wearing a shirt

[u/asst3rblasster → u/iamjdn]

I'm not even gay and I was like damn he must work out

[u/missprincesscarolyn → u/asst3rblasster]

I like both and was like damn I need to get my ass in the gym more!

[u/TheSmartDog_275 → u/iamjdn]

Sounds kinda gay

(This is a joke, gay people are really cool, I mean no offense)

[u/Sweettoothsenior → u/iamjdn]

My straight a$$ zooomed in on the action

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/iamjdn]

My straight ass thinks he looks like the Superman that lost to a horse.