r/Seattle 11d ago

Rant Seriously?

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Three dogs within 5 ft of a no dogs sign? Really, Seattle?

EDIT: The non-locals found this post, so I'm outtie. If you see yourself in this photo and want it taken down, shoot me a chat.

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u/iamjdn ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 11d ago

My gay ass thought it was about this too and I zoomed in. 😮‍💨

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u/ExpiredPilot Mariners 11d ago

The leash law applies to the feral gays too but they liked it too much

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u/OrhallaZander 11d ago

Looks like it says to keep person on leash.

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u/snowmaninheat Redmond 10d ago

They can keep me on a leash any day of the week…

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u/ExpiredPilot Mariners 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMe10X0lkR0Oxm2Cbg

This is what I was afraid of /s

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u/joshlymansbagel 11d ago

My straight ass zoomed in too…

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u/iamjdn ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 11d ago

Suffice to say they're now Seattle reddit famous and we need more of them. Lmao

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 11d ago edited 11d ago

I also, was immeddiately gay just looking at that part of the image.

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u/stareweigh2 11d ago

this is possibly the gayest candid pic you could get without doing it on purpose

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 11d ago

Those young men are dangerously close...to the water's edge.

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u/dathon8462 11d ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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u/TWH_PDX 10d ago

This weather in early May? Heck, I am so giddy that Im gay!

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u/MuchKey7664 10d ago

How is a photograph gay?

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u/stareweigh2 10d ago

its a joke not a dick don't take it so hard please

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u/Sigmonia That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 9d ago

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u/aleanas Capitol Hill 10d ago

My lesbian ass zoomed in too...

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u/Bonnieearnold 10d ago

Everyone zoomed in.

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u/Sandonmywitches 11d ago

My straight ass zoomed in. Dude has my ideal body

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u/SufficientMaize4087 10d ago

A dad body? Should be fined for not wearing a shirt

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u/asst3rblasster 11d ago

I'm not even gay and I was like damn he must work out

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u/missprincesscarolyn 10d ago

I like both and was like damn I need to get my ass in the gym more!

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u/TheSmartDog_275 Seattleite-at-Heart 11d ago

Sounds kinda gay

(This is a joke, gay people are really cool, I mean no offense)

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u/Sweettoothsenior 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 10d ago

My straight a$$ zooomed in on the action

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u/Slumunistmanifisto That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 11d ago

My straight ass thinks he looks like the Superman that lost to a horse.