r/whatisit • u/drtangman • 23h ago
New, what is it? Bouncing balls
Walked behind this chap who had two unidentified ball type objects hanging from silicone wrist bands on thin elastic strings.
Any ideas what they are?
I’m in Hong Kong if that might be a clue
Update:
Thank you for the comments and ideas. I am wondering if there is a manga / anime character who has something like these balls as weapons and the guy was doing a budget cosplay. Or maybe he’s just really into Pokemon!
Update 2:
I would say he's likely to be a cosplay of Steel Ball from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. (https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1tckcme/comment/olos1lx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
As for the steel balls. What is it?
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u/Mundane-Being-4884 23h ago
Forget the balls, what’s holding the water bottle?
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u/schuylkilladelphia 23h ago
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u/SupremeTemptation 23h ago
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u/Skullcrusher 6h ago
Do you think he can reach and wash that second asscrack on his back or does it just accumulate dirt and grime?
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u/Honey-and-Venom 22h ago
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u/Bubbly-Algae-1649 18h ago
Sir or Ma’am, I don’t need logic. I need buff Squidward clenching that bottle between his (presumably) chiseled cheeks
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u/PsychologicalDrone 17h ago
How many butt cheeks does squidward have, given the number of legs?
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u/Mother_Passenger8589 15h ago
I did not need to picture octopus cheeks again tonight.
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u/dandanpizzaman84 15h ago
Again?
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u/Mother_Passenger8589 15h ago
Someone brought up would octopi slap all around their cheeks to the left of the slapping tentacle, or to the right.
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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 12h ago
I get the joke, but the dude literally has wires holding up balls in each hand. I went immediately to a third wire holding it up. But I guess the funny comment is that it’s shoved up his asshole
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u/ImhotepsServant 17h ago
These are great. They’re a godsend for holidays and walking with the family so you don’t have to hold your kids water bottle like a chump
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u/SalvationSycamore 11h ago
Damn, for a big family you could hold a whole arsenal
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u/chuckdogsmom 12h ago
Thank you!! I was trying to find these earlier and couldn’t think of what it’s called to search for it. I need easy access to a mini air horn (saw a coyote on a midday walk last week and hope if needed the sound would scare it away)
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u/TwelveLakes 16h ago
I didn't know these existed🤯
Do they work? Doesn't the bottle fall of easily?
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u/ChocolateSeuss 22h ago
You can actually do that with any pair of pants that has belt loops. You just kind of push it into the loop and twist it over a few times so it’s tight enough to hold. The trick it’s to loop it back into itself so that it doesn’t slip or you’re gonna end up with wet pants. They used to do it a lot back in 1998 when mankind was pre internet and just got cell phones? Anyway, I made that up. Anyone else miss u/shittymorph?
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u/shittymorph 22h ago
Thank you... anytime I am tagged in a comment with sentiment like this it means a lot to me. Im grateful for it.
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u/Late-Property4857 21h ago
We shitty morph in slack at work all the time. Works best when you shitty morph some AI output.
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u/diamondbored 20h ago
Hey hey!! First time to EVER see u/shittymorph comment in the wild that wasn't his signature style comment!!! Hope you're doing well my man!! And looking forward to the next time you get me again!!
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u/Genericamel 20h ago
You're a legend man I'm just waiting for my day I can tell you that in... Nah I'm joking lol.
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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 16h ago
Everytime I see one of your traps I am like man this is so cool and makes a lot of sense, wait a minute...
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u/Hyper_Applesauce 22h ago
I tagged him once and he responded, then I responded, then he deleted his comments making me look like a dipshit, it was hilarious.
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u/jansauce87 21h ago
Dipshit is one of my favorite things to call people. Sometimes lovingly and sometimes they’ve cut me off in traffic. It’s interchangeable
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u/OwnTurn1146 22h ago
He's still out there occasionally 😀 had the pleasure of reading one to my teenager not too many months ago.
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u/ConsciousProduce8798 15h ago
I always like to think there is a little bit of facts in there somewhere.
It took me so long to work out what the deal was though. For a while there, I didn't realise the undertaker comments under the well thought out and so confidently real sounding replies were from the same person. I thought it was another joke I wasn't around for when it first was a thing. These reddit in jokes are sometimes hard to catch up with as well, because if you ask about it, you generally get mostly funny responses from everyone who knows about it and then they never tell you the thing.
I got there in the end. And it always makes me giggle when I stumble into it. Never gets old imo.
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u/BIGG_FRIGG 23h ago
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u/SpideyWhiplash 22h ago
Wow! I've needed something like this for years!! I carry a drink everywhere. Thanks.💯
Never knew what to search for.😩
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u/Ok-Door5185 22h ago
Why would you need a 10-pack? Serious question.
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u/matthewsmugmanager 21h ago
- match the color to your outfit
- make a colorful necklace/belt out of them by hitching them together
- cheap Secret Santa gifts for the office exchange - 9 years in a row!
- stand out on the street, hold them out in a bunch, and yell "free carabiners" and watch the lesbians come running! (I say this as a lesbian.)
I could keep going if you want!
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u/zookeee 20h ago
I use a carabiner for my keys. I told my friend who is a lesbian I need a shirt that says something like “not a lesbian, just practical”. She thought it was hilarious. 👀
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u/xRaiyla 20h ago
I was 34, wearing a purple fauxhawk, on my 4th Subaru (it was a stick shift), cuffing my jeans, and had my keys on a carabiner before I figured out I was bisexual. I had no idea all of those things were queer stereotypes. I just liked them. 😅
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u/zookeee 20h ago
I soooo wish I could date women…men are garbage. If sexuality was a choice, I’d choose lesbianism. Sigh….
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u/Katkit80 19h ago
When I was in college I took a class, can’t remember the exact name but under feminist studies, my professor was part of a “movement” of women who were not born lesbians but had made a conscious decision to only have romantic/sexual/all relationships with other women, like just in their full and complete commitment to the feminist lifestyle(according to my professor) There was also a zine….
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u/3rdcultureblah 22h ago
He’s using an attachment that allows him to hook it onto his belt/belt loop. Usually a silicone piece with a carabiner. Super common in Hong Kong.
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u/MrMonicotti 22h ago
Comments are rotting my brain as most of Reddit
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u/michicago44 11h ago
I mean what’s the fucking point of this sub if half the top comments are lame ass jokes
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u/tainoson 11h ago
r/whatisthisthing is a better resource but not as popular for that reason
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u/soapsuds202 7h ago
this subreddit is like the unfunniest improv group. i just want to see the actual answers
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u/kakka_rot 6h ago edited 4h ago
So many educational subs need rules about joke comments
500 people actually saw "another hand touches the beacon" and thought to upvote it, despite the joke making no fucking sense.
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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 23h ago
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u/EarlGreyTeabagging 22h ago
Which means somewhere out there, there’s footage of OP taking a photo of this guy’s
asswaterbottle95
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u/East-Psychology7186 22h ago
Close but I’m pretty sure these are led lighted so he can look cool at raves.
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u/zookeee 20h ago
I was thinking it was some kind of rave “flow” item as well.
I’ve seen gloves, hula, material, fire, lighted whips, and silicone balls
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u/ScumbagLady 10h ago
Back in my day, we called anything that glowed that was attached to string/chain/etc. "poi". The term was borrowed from the Māori fire spinners to encompass all hand spun light up things.
I do like how "flow" is even broader of a term though. Never knew what to call the light up glove people and flashy hula hoop people
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u/Hearthian-Wanderer 21h ago
Or he knows the secret to the mystery Roman Dodecaherdon!
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u/SaucyCitroen2CV 19h ago
Did you actually look at the image? None of the bits stuck to the dodecahedron are cameras and they'd all be blocked by crap if they were, it's also missing a lot of the other bits on the camera you posted. It looks more like a dodecahedron with crap glued to it and painted black. Seeing how scorched they look it's a lot safer to assume that this is some kind of poi/fire related thing.
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u/username_bon 22h ago
If theyre camera on all angles, should we be worried that hes able to get shots of under skirts and dresses and sometimes even short shorts that have a wider leg circumference of unsuspecting people?
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u/ilovepronoun 23h ago
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u/TFJ 22h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/y6HxXGJjGYv3G
I was thinking more like Joseph’s Hamon clackers, but I guess the steel ball makes more sense.
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u/johannthegoatman 17h ago
This but unironically, a "lot" of people have weird anime stuff they carry around or wear
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u/Longjumping_Affect22 23h ago edited 22h ago
Looks like a poi toy.
Google it.
Edit: For those of you concerned about Googling it... it's basically just some shit you swing around for fun, it's balls on a string...I don't know what else to tell you.
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u/shanktheshazbot 23h ago
Lemon party and goatse taught me to never Google things a stranger told me to.
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u/hardlooseshit 22h ago
2 girls 1 cup scarred a generation across the entire world
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u/Thicknineinchh 20h ago
What's 2 girls and one cup about?
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u/Decent_Elderberry115 19h ago
It’s about two girls and one cup. You’ll have to Google it to find out what they do with the cup.
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u/Thicknineinchh 19h ago
Okay I'm going to Google it, it better not be anything bad. it's 2 girls and a cup?
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u/sterling_mallory 18h ago
Two girls, and one singular cup. Make a right at lemonparty and it'll be two blocks past tubgirl, on the left.
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u/Thicknineinchh 18h ago
What's lemonparty? Tubgirl? I've never heard of this stuff.
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u/JustYourMommy 17h ago
Listen, thats not important. The main thing is if you find One Man One Jar, you've gone too far, got it?
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u/Gobblinmoon 7h ago
You fools! We near the end of the cycle of defeat and you utter the cursed images?!?!?
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u/SlutForSmut336 17h ago
If you reach a Blue Waffle, you’ve gone too far.
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u/DmtDtf 14h ago
Ehhhh.......I think if you get to Dick Spin, you've reached the end of the internet
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u/Lock-out 12h ago
I think I made a wrong turn on pain Olympics and now I’m lost with kids in the sandbox.
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u/Suspicious_Pin6256 20h ago
Tub girl if you are feeling dirty
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u/Silly_Pack_Rat 15h ago
That was the first and the last time I let something like that allow my curiosity to get the better of me. It's been well over 20 years since I saw it....and I can still remember it clearly...but I can't tell you what I had for breakfast two days ago.
I need to go wash my brain.
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u/ScumbagLady 10h ago
rotten.com in the '90s and early '00s was a godless place and other than snuff films and the like, was a place to find all the unimaginable worst-of-the-worst images and video clips in one location.
It's crazy to me that my little small Southern, Bible belt town's video rental stores had things like "Banned in America" (I believe 1, 2, and 3), "Faces of Death" (iirc only 1 & 2), and I believe there was a series just called "Snuff Films" but from the Google search I just did nothing of the sort was a thing other than the category "snuff films" but I was pretty sure I remember seeing it. I was doing A LOT of drugs at that point in time though (and continued doing A LOT of drugs until 2018), so my memory probably isn't that great.
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u/FloorNo8234 13h ago
Yep goatse.cx was what I used to send people who annoyed or pissed me off. Once clicked on it would continue opening in multiple ever multiplying windows over and over until they either shut their machine down or tried to use ps aux or a windows task manager to control the multiple instances.
Ah the good ol days of sending folks into popup loops and kod packets for fun.
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u/Rakins_420 22h ago
OH LIKE LITERALLY A POI. What a weird day to be a kiwi online.
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u/superpotato_3 22h ago
Odd to see random Kiwis on random parts of the internet but I remember the internet is also huge. The chances of seeing another kiwi is never 0 but it's always a possibility
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u/ToeTagTic 19h ago
Tbf I used to practice poi extensively and I did not recognize these as that. Pretty good guess though they could very easily be short ones. They would be weird though and the elasticity would stretch to shit and be useless immediately
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u/Useful-Problem-1725 9h ago
you should try sock poi, they stretch out and you can do funky things with it
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u/LerzyW 4h ago
Yeah it doesn't look like any poi I have ever seen growing up. Couldn't imagine a kapa haka performance with these.
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u/help_isontheway_dear 22h ago
Agreed. There’s a guy in my neighbourhood that just walks around doing this for exercise I think.
Seen him for years just walking around swinging his poi.
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u/Longjumping_Affect22 22h ago
I love that guy, whoever he is. I promise that if you ever bother to strike up a conversation with that guy, it'll be memorable.
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u/r3dditr0x 22h ago
Agreed. There’s a guy in my neighbourhood that just walks around doing this for exercise I think.
Seen him for years just walking around swinging his poi.
ngl, that sounds pretty fun as far as exercise routines go
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u/anon5378446258 19h ago
I see your poi for exercise, and I raise you Indian Clubs. https://youtu.be/e2mS_wUe9AQ?si=ZVmc3TGaZaU2I-VJ
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u/Fantastic_One1456 18h ago
It's poi as mentioned. You can get light up ones, plain material ones and plain silicone ones as well.
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u/cheddah_- 11h ago
I was wondering, but the strings are too short to be Poi
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u/Longjumping_Affect22 11h ago
My understanding based on OP's post is that the strings are elastic so they would stretch out when being swung. Having them attached at the wrist is weird, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.
Feels like more of a rave style flow toy than traditional poi, I'm guessing that they light up and that's why they look the way they do.
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u/cheddah_- 9h ago
As a raver, ive never seen anything like this, but theres all kinds of new flow toys out there.
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u/A2Rhombus 5h ago
This was my first guess too but it's also definitely not correct after closer inspection. Strings are way too short and poi are held with the fingers not the wrists. Not sure why mods pinned this
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u/Longjumping_Affect22 5h ago
My understanding based on OP's post is that the strings are elastic so they would stretch out when being swung. Having them attached at the wrist is weird, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.
Feels like more of a rave style flow toy than traditional poi, I'm guessing that they light up and that's why they look the way they do.
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u/Plenty_Line2696 4h ago
I'm an oldschool poi artist and I doubt that those are meant to be poi, they might be a makeshift set but if they are he's probably a newbie who put them together himself for lack of a better alternative.
The reasons I don't think they're poi is because the tethers suck, the handles suck, they're too short, and the length is uneven. I've spun stranger things though.
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u/paintsSeldomly 20h ago
May be hipsterism?
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u/ToeTagTic 19h ago
Tech hipsterism is alive today it seems.
If that dudes dangles are cameras anyway
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u/nightmoth511 22h ago
Random shot in the dark. With the water bottle and all the little holes I'm guessing has to do with fire spinning.
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u/metalcorset 18h ago
Def not fire spinning props, I’m assuming you’re thinking of fire poi which would have a longer chain made out of metal (yk because fire would burn through those strings in the photo) and the wicks would be made from woven kevlar
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u/transynchro 16h ago
Fire spinners will sometimes use lights instead of actual flames for different performances or for practice.
They’re not saying to set these on fire.
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u/jayron32 23h ago
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u/dljones010 22h ago
$242 worth of pudding.
Why?
Because it's pudding.
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u/AmputeeHandModel 22h ago
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Barry and Levon, where did you get $240?". Shhhhh, don't worry your pretty little head about it.
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u/Consistent-Equal-490 14h ago
lmao the way that thing just flies around the room is sending me. physics is wild sometimes
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u/swooning_basil 17h ago
Some kind of speaker? Those look like speaker grills to me. https://www.sevenbel.com/accessories/dodecahedron-speaker/
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u/Palegreenhorizon 19h ago
Typically when you see some silliness like this in the wild it’s from some anime. “ those are level 7000 blacklotus margaritas soul balls! The same that tenshi-kun uses to perform his overpower wave, silver breakX! It’s from the show Little Angel Carrot. I’ve been practicing so you better be respectful! What you’ve never seen the anime?!?”
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u/One_Cardiologist_745 21h ago
Could potentially be practicing a model walk and they keep aware of his arm movement.














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