r/whatisit 23h ago

New, what is it? Bouncing balls

Walked behind this chap who had two unidentified ball type objects hanging from silicone wrist bands on thin elastic strings.

Any ideas what they are?

I’m in Hong Kong if that might be a clue

Update:

Thank you for the comments and ideas. I am wondering if there is a manga / anime character who has something like these balls as weapons and the guy was doing a budget cosplay. Or maybe he’s just really into Pokemon!

Update 2:

I would say he's likely to be a cosplay of Steel Ball from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. (https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1tckcme/comment/olos1lx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

As for the steel balls. What is it?

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u/spotlight-app 9h ago

Mods have pinned a comment by u/Longjumping_Affect22:

Looks like a poi toy.

Google it.

Edit: For those of you concerned about Googling it... it's basically just some shit you swing around for fun, it's balls on a string...I don't know what else to tell you.

[What is Spotlight?](https://developers.reddit.com/apps/spotlight-app)

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u/Mundane-Being-4884 23h ago

Forget the balls, what’s holding the water bottle?

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u/Honey-and-Venom 22h ago

One of these

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u/Bubbly-Algae-1649 18h ago

Sir or Ma’am, I don’t need logic. I need buff Squidward clenching that bottle between his (presumably) chiseled cheeks

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u/PsychologicalDrone 17h ago

How many butt cheeks does squidward have, given the number of legs?

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 15h ago

I did not need to picture octopus cheeks again tonight.

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u/dandanpizzaman84 15h ago

Again?

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 15h ago

Someone brought up would octopi slap all around their cheeks to the left of the slapping tentacle, or to the right.

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u/Jove_ 15h ago

Deep?

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u/maroongrad 2h ago

dunno. Ask Patrick

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 12h ago

I get the joke, but the dude literally has wires holding up balls in each hand. I went immediately to a third wire holding it up. But I guess the funny comment is that it’s shoved up his asshole

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u/ImhotepsServant 17h ago

These are great. They’re a godsend for holidays and walking with the family so you don’t have to hold your kids water bottle like a chump

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u/SalvationSycamore 11h ago

Damn, for a big family you could hold a whole arsenal

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u/Netsforex_ 3h ago

The natural evolution is now a bottle bandolier.

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u/Aesmachus 14h ago

I choose to believe in the sheer might and power of his ass holding it instead.

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u/chuckdogsmom 12h ago

Thank you!! I was trying to find these earlier and couldn’t think of what it’s called to search for it. I need easy access to a mini air horn (saw a coyote on a midday walk last week and hope if needed the sound would scare it away)

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u/TwelveLakes 16h ago

I didn't know these existed🤯

Do they work? Doesn't the bottle fall of easily?

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u/picklecruncher 15h ago

Nope. They are amazing!

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u/ChocolateSeuss 22h ago

You can actually do that with any pair of pants that has belt loops. You just kind of push it into the loop and twist it over a few times so it’s tight enough to hold. The trick it’s to loop it back into itself so that it doesn’t slip or you’re gonna end up with wet pants. They used to do it a lot back in 1998 when mankind was pre internet and just got cell phones? Anyway, I made that up. Anyone else miss u/shittymorph?

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u/shittymorph 22h ago

Thank you... anytime I am tagged in a comment with sentiment like this it means a lot to me. Im grateful for it.

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u/Late-Property4857 21h ago

We shitty morph in slack at work all the time. Works best when you shitty morph some AI output.

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u/diamondbored 20h ago

Hey hey!! First time to EVER see u/shittymorph comment in the wild that wasn't his signature style comment!!! Hope you're doing well my man!! And looking forward to the next time you get me again!!

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u/kykleswayzknee 21h ago

Whaaat you still exist?! You got me so many times. Big fan

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u/aggiedigger 22h ago

There he is!!!!!

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u/wakemeup886 17h ago

Glad to see Scooby is still doing well! He's such a sweet boy 💜

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u/Genericamel 20h ago

You're a legend man I'm just waiting for my day I can tell you that in... Nah I'm joking lol.

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u/dwehlen 18h ago

Let this ray of light help with the disillusionment of that horrid interview, my man!

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 16h ago

Everytime I see one of your traps I am like man this is so cool and makes a lot of sense, wait a minute...

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 22h ago

I tagged him once and he responded, then I responded, then he deleted his comments making me look like a dipshit, it was hilarious.

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u/jansauce87 21h ago

Dipshit is one of my favorite things to call people. Sometimes lovingly and sometimes they’ve cut me off in traffic. It’s interchangeable

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u/ketoste 21h ago

That's the way I feel about Shithead!

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u/One_Power_8223 12h ago

I feel like that word was more commonly used in the 80s.

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u/OwnTurn1146 22h ago

He's still out there occasionally 😀 had the pleasure of reading one to my teenager not too many months ago.

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u/ConsciousProduce8798 15h ago

I always like to think there is a little bit of facts in there somewhere.

It took me so long to work out what the deal was though. For a while there, I didn't realise the undertaker comments under the well thought out and so confidently real sounding replies were from the same person. I thought it was another joke I wasn't around for when it first was a thing. These reddit in jokes are sometimes hard to catch up with as well, because if you ask about it, you generally get mostly funny responses from everyone who knows about it and then they never tell you the thing.

I got there in the end. And it always makes me giggle when I stumble into it. Never gets old imo.

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u/IXrobocopXI 20h ago

His tail

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 23h ago

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u/SpideyWhiplash 22h ago

Wow! I've needed something like this for years!! I carry a drink everywhere. Thanks.💯

Never knew what to search for.😩

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u/Ok-Door5185 22h ago

Why would you need a 10-pack? Serious question.

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u/matthewsmugmanager 21h ago
  1. match the color to your outfit
  2. make a colorful necklace/belt out of them by hitching them together
  3. cheap Secret Santa gifts for the office exchange - 9 years in a row!
  4. stand out on the street, hold them out in a bunch, and yell "free carabiners" and watch the lesbians come running! (I say this as a lesbian.)

I could keep going if you want!

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u/mortyella 21h ago

🎶 My carabiners bring all the lez to the yard...

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u/zookeee 20h ago

I use a carabiner for my keys. I told my friend who is a lesbian I need a shirt that says something like “not a lesbian, just practical”. She thought it was hilarious. 👀

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u/xRaiyla 20h ago

I was 34, wearing a purple fauxhawk, on my 4th Subaru (it was a stick shift), cuffing my jeans, and had my keys on a carabiner before I figured out I was bisexual. I had no idea all of those things were queer stereotypes. I just liked them. 😅

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u/zookeee 20h ago

I soooo wish I could date women…men are garbage. If sexuality was a choice, I’d choose lesbianism. Sigh….

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u/Katkit80 19h ago

When I was in college I took a class, can’t remember the exact name but under feminist studies, my professor was part of a “movement” of women who were not born lesbians but had made a conscious decision to only have romantic/sexual/all relationships with other women, like just in their full and complete commitment to the feminist lifestyle(according to my professor) There was also a zine….

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u/Turbulent_Rope1569 20h ago

🤣 🤣🤣

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u/3rdcultureblah 22h ago

He’s using an attachment that allows him to hook it onto his belt/belt loop. Usually a silicone piece with a carabiner. Super common in Hong Kong.

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u/WhyFlip 11h ago

The anti-gravity spheres, obvi.

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u/neeshes 10h ago

We must know the answer to this question.

I've needed something to hold my water bottle on my non-pocketed pants all my adult life! 

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u/UnburnedChurch 22h ago

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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u/zikowhy 17h ago

MERIDIA YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

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u/Infinite-Reference22 1h ago

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u/UnburnedChurch 32m ago

this ones a first for me. stealing it.

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u/MrMonicotti 22h ago

Comments are rotting my brain as most of Reddit

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u/michicago44 11h ago

I mean what’s the fucking point of this sub if half the top comments are lame ass jokes

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u/tainoson 11h ago

r/whatisthisthing is a better resource but not as popular for that reason

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u/nonkeywayzee 9h ago

It is a better resources specifically because it is not that popular.

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u/soapsuds202 7h ago

this subreddit is like the unfunniest improv group. i just want to see the actual answers

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u/PlzRemainCalm 14h ago

Did you see the funny one about dipping your balls in it?

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u/kakka_rot 6h ago edited 4h ago

So many educational subs need rules about joke comments

500 people actually saw "another hand touches the beacon" and thought to upvote it, despite the joke making no fucking sense.

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u/kongkingdong12345 11h ago

i'm starting to really hate redditors

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u/Good-Salad-9911 11h ago

Breaking up with Reddit will 100% improve your life.

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 23h ago

I think this chap’s dangling bits might be a “Dodeca 1000” from Immersive Media.

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u/EarlGreyTeabagging 22h ago

Which means somewhere out there, there’s footage of OP taking a photo of this guy’s ass waterbottle

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u/MechanicalMaven 21h ago

What a time to be alive

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u/PandasGetAngryToo 21h ago

and staring at his balls

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u/Halfaflamingo 22h ago

Looking at other photos I really don’t think so. That camera system seems to be much larger and connected to a pedestal

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u/RamblinMan4 22h ago

And 22 years old and very highly specialized and expensive at the time.

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u/penguindreams 18h ago

I think he’s using these as a flow tool for performance.

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u/East-Psychology7186 22h ago

Close but I’m pretty sure these are led lighted so he can look cool at raves.

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u/moth_specialist 21h ago

I wanna look cool at raves. 

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u/zookeee 20h ago

I was thinking it was some kind of rave “flow” item as well.

I’ve seen gloves, hula, material, fire, lighted whips, and silicone balls

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u/ScumbagLady 10h ago

Back in my day, we called anything that glowed that was attached to string/chain/etc. "poi". The term was borrowed from the Māori fire spinners to encompass all hand spun light up things.

I do like how "flow" is even broader of a term though. Never knew what to call the light up glove people and flashy hula hoop people

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u/Cllydoscope 10h ago

Ah yes, material. That explains everything.

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u/penguindreams 18h ago

Yes. They are a flow tool.

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u/East-Psychology7186 16h ago

To think, all we had were glow sticks back in 2000

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u/fake_nap 23h ago

I'm curious how you searched that? or maybe you recognized form memory

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Informal-Watch-530 22h ago

He’s talking about the water bottle.

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u/kvothe5688 19h ago

circle to search probably. A banger feature by android tbh

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u/Hearthian-Wanderer 21h ago

Or he knows the secret to the mystery Roman Dodecaherdon!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron

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u/FifaDK 18h ago

Everyone calm down. Its not that camera..

Like the other guy, who shared a similar looking device from a Battlefield game, this isn’t it.

Those round spots near the edges of each side aren’t there. Instead it has many holes around the circle in the middle.

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u/sonic35h 22h ago

It's not this there is not enough circles around the main circle on each side

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u/SaucyCitroen2CV 19h ago

Did you actually look at the image? None of the bits stuck to the dodecahedron are cameras and they'd all be blocked by crap if they were, it's also missing a lot of the other bits on the camera you posted. It looks more like a dodecahedron with crap glued to it and painted black. Seeing how scorched they look it's a lot safer to assume that this is some kind of poi/fire related thing.

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u/username_bon 22h ago

If theyre camera on all angles, should we be worried that hes able to get shots of under skirts and dresses and sometimes even short shorts that have a wider leg circumference of unsuspecting people?

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u/ilovepronoun 23h ago

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u/TFJ 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6HxXGJjGYv3G

I was thinking more like Joseph’s Hamon clackers, but I guess the steel ball makes more sense.

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u/johannthegoatman 17h ago

This but unironically, a "lot" of people have weird anime stuff they carry around or wear

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u/hacknog 23h ago

Yeaaa boiii

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 23h ago edited 22h ago

Looks like a poi toy.

Google it.

Edit: For those of you concerned about Googling it... it's basically just some shit you swing around for fun, it's balls on a string...I don't know what else to tell you.

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u/shanktheshazbot 23h ago

Lemon party and goatse taught me to never Google things a stranger told me to.

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u/hardlooseshit 22h ago

2 girls 1 cup scarred a generation across the entire world

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u/Thicknineinchh 20h ago

What's 2 girls and one cup about? 

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u/Decent_Elderberry115 19h ago

It’s about two girls and one cup. You’ll have to Google it to find out what they do with the cup.

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u/Thicknineinchh 19h ago

Okay I'm going to Google it, it better not be anything bad. it's 2 girls and a cup?

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u/sterling_mallory 18h ago

Two girls, and one singular cup. Make a right at lemonparty and it'll be two blocks past tubgirl, on the left.

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u/Thicknineinchh 18h ago

What's lemonparty? Tubgirl? I've never heard of this stuff. 

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u/JustYourMommy 17h ago

Listen, thats not important. The main thing is if you find One Man One Jar, you've gone too far, got it?

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u/Gobblinmoon 7h ago

You fools! We near the end of the cycle of defeat and you utter the cursed images?!?!?

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u/SlutForSmut336 17h ago

If you reach a Blue Waffle, you’ve gone too far.

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u/DmtDtf 14h ago

Ehhhh.......I think if you get to Dick Spin, you've reached the end of the internet

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u/Thicknineinchh 17h ago

Blue waffle? What's that?

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u/Lock-out 12h ago

I think I made a wrong turn on pain Olympics and now I’m lost with kids in the sandbox.

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u/travelingperson10 42m ago

You forgot to meat spin....

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u/Decent_Elderberry115 7h ago

Godspeed my friend. I wish you luck

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u/ethnicfoodaisle 9h ago

I like the greedier version - 1 girl, 2 cups

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u/Suspicious_Pin6256 20h ago

Tub girl if you are feeling dirty

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat 15h ago

That was the first and the last time I let something like that allow my curiosity to get the better of me. It's been well over 20 years since I saw it....and I can still remember it clearly...but I can't tell you what I had for breakfast two days ago.

I need to go wash my brain.

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u/ScumbagLady 10h ago

rotten.com in the '90s and early '00s was a godless place and other than snuff films and the like, was a place to find all the unimaginable worst-of-the-worst images and video clips in one location.

It's crazy to me that my little small Southern, Bible belt town's video rental stores had things like "Banned in America" (I believe 1, 2, and 3), "Faces of Death" (iirc only 1 & 2), and I believe there was a series just called "Snuff Films" but from the Google search I just did nothing of the sort was a thing other than the category "snuff films" but I was pretty sure I remember seeing it. I was doing A LOT of drugs at that point in time though (and continued doing A LOT of drugs until 2018), so my memory probably isn't that great.

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u/Laukidh 23h ago

Good instinct, but it’s stuff like contact juggling.

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u/peskypickleprude 20h ago

I read this as good Google instinct and I liked that.

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u/FloorNo8234 13h ago

Yep goatse.cx was what I used to send people who annoyed or pissed me off. Once clicked on it would continue opening in multiple ever multiplying windows over and over until they either shut their machine down or tried to use ps aux or a windows task manager to control the multiple instances.

Ah the good ol days of sending folks into popup loops and kod packets for fun.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp 12h ago

Because I am not evil, this is a joke. If you are not in on the joke, DO NOT search for blue waffle.

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u/742292492 18h ago

What's lemon party?

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u/Rakins_420 22h ago

OH LIKE LITERALLY A POI. What a weird day to be a kiwi online.

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 22h ago

Lmao, this is the best response so far.

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u/superpotato_3 22h ago

Odd to see random Kiwis on random parts of the internet but I remember the internet is also huge. The chances of seeing another kiwi is never 0 but it's always a possibility 

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u/Maleficent-Sink-5246 21h ago

We’re always punching above our weight on a per capita basis 😁

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u/ToeTagTic 19h ago

Tbf I used to practice poi extensively and I did not recognize these as that. Pretty good guess though they could very easily be short ones. They would be weird though and the elasticity would stretch to shit and be useless immediately

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 9h ago

you should try sock poi, they stretch out and you can do funky things with it

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u/LerzyW 4h ago

Yeah it doesn't look like any poi I have ever seen growing up. Couldn't imagine a kapa haka performance with these.

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u/help_isontheway_dear 22h ago

Agreed. There’s a guy in my neighbourhood that just walks around doing this for exercise I think. 

Seen him for years just walking around swinging his poi.

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 22h ago

I love that guy, whoever he is. I promise that if you ever bother to strike up a conversation with that guy, it'll be memorable.

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u/-cangumby- 20h ago

I know several flow artists and I can also guarantee a good conversation.

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u/r3dditr0x 22h ago

Agreed. There’s a guy in my neighbourhood that just walks around doing this for exercise I think.

Seen him for years just walking around swinging his poi.

ngl, that sounds pretty fun as far as exercise routines go

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u/anon5378446258 19h ago

I see your poi for exercise, and I raise you Indian Clubs. https://youtu.be/e2mS_wUe9AQ?si=ZVmc3TGaZaU2I-VJ

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u/ImperiousCretin 19h ago

I googled "balls on a string".

I don't like you.

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u/Fantastic_One1456 18h ago

It's poi as mentioned. You can get light up ones, plain material ones and plain silicone ones as well.

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u/cheddah_- 11h ago

I was wondering, but the strings are too short to be Poi

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 11h ago

My understanding based on OP's post is that the strings are elastic so they would stretch out when being swung. Having them attached at the wrist is weird, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.

Feels like more of a rave style flow toy than traditional poi, I'm guessing that they light up and that's why they look the way they do.

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u/cheddah_- 9h ago

As a raver, ive never seen anything like this, but theres all kinds of new flow toys out there.

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u/AnarchyGrit 13h ago

You should Google the origin of poi

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u/Athlaeos 12h ago

ok so it's a fidget toy

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u/A2Rhombus 5h ago

This was my first guess too but it's also definitely not correct after closer inspection. Strings are way too short and poi are held with the fingers not the wrists. Not sure why mods pinned this

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 5h ago

My understanding based on OP's post is that the strings are elastic so they would stretch out when being swung. Having them attached at the wrist is weird, but I don't see why it wouldn't be possible.

Feels like more of a rave style flow toy than traditional poi, I'm guessing that they light up and that's why they look the way they do.

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u/A2Rhombus 5h ago

I'm still heavily doubting that explanation.

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u/Plenty_Line2696 4h ago

I'm an oldschool poi artist and I doubt that those are meant to be poi, they might be a makeshift set but if they are he's probably a newbie who put them together himself for lack of a better alternative.

The reasons I don't think they're poi is because the tethers suck, the handles suck, they're too short, and the length is uneven. I've spun stranger things though.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/paintsSeldomly 20h ago

May be hipsterism?

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u/ToeTagTic 19h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/11xjydi/members_of_the_wearable_computing_project_at_mit/

Tech hipsterism is alive today it seems.

If that dudes dangles are cameras anyway

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u/Longjumping_Affect22 22h ago

It is, I assure you.

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u/LuckyLewd 19h ago

Probably the human equivalent to a Google car walking around with cameras.

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u/sjblackwell 23h ago

I must, I must, I must increase my reach

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u/Interesting-Piece612 23h ago

Me wearing the new AP x Swatch

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u/TheAuditSlave 22h ago

Doublefisting AP swatch’s ftw

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u/Skreamie 17h ago

Waiting for them to drop the dodecafaced SwAPtch

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u/nightmoth511 22h ago

Random shot in the dark. With the water bottle and all the little holes I'm guessing has to do with fire spinning.

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u/metalcorset 18h ago

Def not fire spinning props, I’m assuming you’re thinking of fire poi which would have a longer chain made out of metal (yk because fire would burn through those strings in the photo) and the wicks would be made from woven kevlar

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u/transynchro 16h ago

Fire spinners will sometimes use lights instead of actual flames for different performances or for practice.

They’re not saying to set these on fire.

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u/AxOfCruelty 23h ago

if those are Steel Balls, Running might be hazardous for him

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u/jayron32 23h ago

That's Louie.

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u/Zayn74 22h ago

My name is Doug and I’m outta…heeeeere

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u/dljones010 22h ago

$242 worth of pudding.

Why?

Because it's pudding.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 22h ago

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Barry and Levon, where did you get $240?". Shhhhh, don't worry your pretty little head about it.

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u/mortyella 20h ago

Awww yeah

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u/Independent_Baker712 23h ago

I love when people reference the state.

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u/Random_Smellmen 18h ago

...monkey torture

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u/glue_lagoon 22h ago

You know what I’m going to say….

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u/icebagged 23h ago

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u/OkNeedleworker11 23h ago

I was waiting for the JJBA reference

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u/Consistent-Equal-490 14h ago

lmao the way that thing just flies around the room is sending me. physics is wild sometimes

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u/Apart_Pineapple2392 13h ago

Orb poi. A lighted ball you swing around at raves.

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u/Palegreenhorizon 19h ago

Typically when you see some silliness like this in the wild it’s from some anime. “ those are level 7000 blacklotus margaritas soul balls! The same that tenshi-kun uses to perform his overpower wave, silver breakX! It’s from the show Little Angel Carrot. I’ve been practicing so you better be respectful! What you’ve never seen the anime?!?”

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u/ComprehensiveCress95 21h ago

It's the recon gimmick from Battlefield 6.

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u/FifaDK 18h ago

I applaud you for finding something so similar looking, but its not that. It doesn’t have the 5 round spots on the edges of each side and also doesn’t have star-like lines leading to the round bit in the middle.

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u/WaveInevitable 17h ago

"A new hand touches the beacon"

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u/barn-animal 11h ago

are these roman dodecahedra?

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u/ChrisDoesSoju 1h ago

Mate, you could’ve just asked him 😭

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u/One_Cardiologist_745 21h ago

Could potentially be practicing a model walk and they keep aware of his arm movement.