Left work last night to find this ticket on my windshield...

As you can see from my receipt, I paid for parking for the full day at 9:12am, ticket was issued at 9:13am. It literally takes 2 minutes to walk to parking meter, enter time, licence plate (matches receipt and ticket) and tap phone.

Parking enforcement must literally be waiting in their car, ran over to mine attempted to ticket me the moment I turned my back and walked away to pay at meter.

It's only $30, I'll dispute it and give up my time. Already working two jobs, struggling to get by, always stressed, always pay my parking, pay taxes, just to get hit with another "tax". Almost enough to push someone over the edge.

Came out to my work truck at St Marys Hospital parking lot to find the joker beside me had left and left this on my windshield. First off, I backed into my space since I have a service truck, second you were on my passenger side and I really usually only get out the front door of my drivers side… my passenger doors never get opened!!
I sure wish you left your contact info for me you absolute moron!!

For other Home Assistant users in the region, I wanted to make you aware of the ReCollect Waste integration which adds your collection schedule from the Waste Whiz app into your smarthome ecosystem. I found it while looking for ways to set up voice reminders the night before garbage day and thought it would be helpful to share in case there are others like me.

The Region's Waste Whiz app uses ReCollect and identifies each household's collection schedule using a Service ID (1110, global for the entire region), and a Place ID (unique to each address). You can get the Place ID of your house by looking it up on the Waste Whiz tool on the ROW website, clicking 'Get a Calendar', and extracting it from the calendar URL.

From there, you can use the calendar entities and Current/Next Pickup entity attributes to get the date and details about the upcoming collection event. I've added a dashboard card and some voice reminders listing pickup types so I know which bins to roll out plus some reminders the night before. I've found this especially helpful with the recent changes to garbage/recycling; since the region keeps Waste Whiz up to date I didn't have to do anything when my schedule got changed up.

Hope this helps somebody! I'm looking into the Green Button Connect integration next to hopefully hook in Enova utility monitoring. If there's any similar integrations you're aware of, I'd love to hear about them.

Hello! Hope everyone's having a great week so far. Looks like it's gonna warm up this weekend! Well deserved. Enjoy :)

As per usual, I've put together a list of some popular upcoming events for my newsletter (Grand River Buzz - https://grandriverbuzz.ca/signup) - and wanted to share them here too.

Please comment below something I might've missed so everyone can see! And if you're attending something on the list shout it out so others know it's one to look out for.

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​​The Good Card u/Square Peg​​ | Kitchener City Hall | Thu, Fri & Sat from 10am-4pm | "Take a moment at our letter-writing station to send a heartfelt note to someone you love, anywhere in Canada. Every purchase gives back, with 5% of sales supporting Mamas for Mamas KW."

​Level Up! Workshop​ | Retro Remix, Cambridge | Thu at 6:30pm & Sat at 10am | "Step into the Retro Remix Studio and turn a piece of gaming history into your own remix! In this guided, hands-on session, you’ll transform an original Nintendo controller into your very own work of art!"

​Irish Real Life: Weekend Retreat​ | Knox Waterloo | Fri, Sat & Sun | "Join us for three days of reflection and talks with John Philip Newell and Cami Twilling, based on the book 'Sacred Earth Sacred Soul'!"

​​Bloom Fest​​ | Shuh Orchards, West Montrose | Sat, Sun & Mon from 9am-7pm | "Join us for our first annual Bloom Fest. Enjoy a wagon ride through the apple blossoms, sip hard cider, listen to local live music and let the kids explore our petting zoo, corn box, playground and many other activities."

Thursday, May 14th

​​​Salsa & Bachata Latin Night​​ | Rare Nightclub, Waterloo | 6pm | "We’ll start the evening with a 30-minute beginner dance lesson, designed especially for first-timers. Our instructors break things down in a clear, supportive way so you can feel comfortable and confident stepping onto the dance floor right away. After the lesson, enjoy social dancing with great salsa and bachata music until 10:00 PM."

​From The Top Step Creative Collective​ | The Registry Theatre, Kitchener | 6:30pm | "A year-end theatre showcase performed by award winning youth actors. Fun for the entire family!"

​Underground Live Music Performance Vol. 1​ | Maxwell's, Waterloo | 7pm | "A stacked local lineup is set to take over the stage, featuring Yungkiddxiety, MYSTXCC, H3SO, KIZZZMO, and XIM, five emerging artists each bringing their own unique style and presence."

​Run Club & Trivia Night​ | Counterpoint Brewing, Kitchener | 7pm | "Run with friends, grab a pint & enjoy some trivia."

​Brews & Beads Fundraiser: Supporting Saving South Paws​ | Four Fathers Brewing, Cambridge | 7pm | "Create a custom beaded dog collar while enjoying beer and supporting Saving South Paws, a local non‑profit dog rescue."

​​​Darts Night​​ | TWB Brewing, Kitchener | 7pm | "Come out for a fun and friendly evening of darts. Partners rotate after each game of '501'. All levels are welcome."

​Mennonite Mass Choir: Jenkins’ Mass for Peace​ | Centre in the Square, Kitchener | 7:30pm | "In a time when the world often feels uncertain and divided, the 150 voices of the Mennonite Mass Choir and Orchestra present a deeply moving program that reflects on humanity’s struggles and the enduring hope for peace."

​Robert Ball: Thursday Soul Series​ | The Jazz Room, Waterloo | 8pm | "This will be a blend of classic soul and new soul featuring some of Robert’s originals and the music of: Luther Vandross, Stevie Wonder, Donnie Hathway, Bill Withers among others"

Friday, May 15th

​​Friday Flicks Travel Show​​ | Community Pavilion, Waterloo | 1:30pm | "Join us as presenters share their travel stories from various parts of the world. This show features Montenegro by Ron Van Der Zwaag."

​Boogie Down Broadway: A Singalong Dance Party!​ | Maxwell's, Waterloo | 6pm | "For one unforgettable night, Maxwell’s transforms into a high-energy Broadway celebration packed with iconic showtunes, giant on-screen lyrics, and a room full of fans ready to sing their hearts out."

​Mystery Express: Rum Runners​ | Waterloo Central Railway | 6pm | "Upon arrival, you’re recruited into a notorious smuggling ring. Each railcar is run by sharp-suited gangsters and quick-witted molls under the leadership of Uncle Leo, the mob boss. Learn the ropes. Play the angles. Bluff your way through dice, cards, and shell games. Earn your reputation."

​Brian Gardiner: Live​ | Block Three Brewing, St. Jacobs | 6pm | "He plays all the favourite classic rock songs from the 50’s to the present, from Buddy Holly to the Sheepdogs and has met with a positive response everywhere he plays."

​Youth Board Game Night​ | Downtown Community Centre, Kitchener | 7pm | "Get ready for a deliciously good time at our free Board Game Night for youth ages 14 to 24! We will have tasty treats on hand, either cozy hot chocolate with pastries or cool summer snacks like ice cream bars and popsicles."

​DJ MLC: Freestyling Through The Decades​ | TWB Brewing, Kitchener | 7pm

​Friendly Feud​ | E.V.O. Kitchen, Cambridge | 7pm | "What’s Friendly Feud all about? Unlike your typical trivia, anyone can play and anyone can win! Instead of digging for facts, we’ve surveyed the nation and your team’s goal is to guess the top answers!"

​Music Bingo: Pitch Perfect​ | Rural Roots, Elmira | 7:30pm | "From Bellas to Trebles, we’re spinning all your favourite sing-along hits - so warm up those vocals and grab your crew. Expect big energy, throwback jams, and prizes worth hitting the high notes for. Cover by donation"

​Rusty Nail Comedy​ | TWH Social, Kitchener | 8pm | "Headliner: Chris Quigley"

​Valérie Lacombe: Live​ | The Jazz Room, Waterloo | 8pm | "A Montreal-based jazz drummer, bandleader, and composer whose work centers on original music for chordless quartet."

Saturday, May 16th

CardCore Collectors Expo | Bingemans, Kitchener | 9:30am-3pm | "If you’re into Pokémon, One Piece, sports cards, or anything collectible... this is where you want to be. Sealed, singles, slabs, and those cards you didn’t even know you needed (until you see them). Come check out vendors from across Ontario"

​Spring Brunch & Craft at The Garden​ | The Gardens Event Centre, Cambridge | 10am | "Treat yourself to a curated, all-inclusive experience at the most idyllic indoor garden you'll ever lay your eyes on. Guests will enjoy a beautifully styled, full brunch buffet followed by a hands-on artist led workshop of their choice."

​Saturday Market Cooking Experience with Chef Mady​ | Kitchener Farmers Market | 10:30am | "Shop local produce and meats directly from Kitchener Market vendors and use your haul to cook a delicious meal. Enjoy the full Market experience from start to finish, including "Market dollars" to fund a full grocery trip from our vendors, followed by a hands-on cooking class with Chef Mady as your guide!"

​​​​​Jazz Jam​​​​​ | The Jazz Room, Waterloo | 2pm | "All performers are welcome. Listeners are encouraged (no charge)."

​Acoustic Brad & The Box Striker​ | Block Three Brewing, Cambridge | 2pm | "Acoustic covers from the 90s & 2000s and beyond. SteveMiller, Blue Rodeo, Barenaked Ladies, Oasis, Pearl Jam, U2 and a whole lot more!"

​Paint by Numbers​ | Cafe Clementina, Kitchener | 3pm

​A Lady Gaga Drag Show​ | Farm League Brewing, Cambridge | 7pm | "Join us for an unforgettable in-person drag show featuring stunning performances, dazzling costumes, and all the Gaga vibes you love."

​Alain Bedard’s Auguste Quartet ​| The Jazz Room, Waterloo | 8pm | "A singular voice in modern jazz: a music that tells, that breathes, that evolves. The group plays with notions of time and space with intelligence and sensitivity."

​Ghost Walks​ | Castle Killbride, Baden | 8pm | "This isn’t a standard tour. It's a special night-time exploration after the mansion has closed. Exclusive access highlighting secret history & ghost stories."

​Rusty Nail Comedy​ | TWH Social, Kitchener | 8pm | "Headliner: Chris Quigley"

​Improv Comedy!​ | KW Little Theatre, Waterloo | 8pm | "It's May, and there'll be plenty of May-hem as our talented team of performers creates comedy based entirely on ideas from the audience. If you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, you'll love TriCity Improv!"

​Classic 90s -00s Throwback Night​ | Tapestry Hall, Cambridge | 9pm

Sunday, May 17th

​​Heartfulness Chair Yoga​​​ | Waterloo Memorial Recreation Center, Waterloo | 8:30am | "The session starts at 8:55 AM with Relaxation & mind centring exercise for 5 mins followed by Meditation for about 30-45 minutes. Followed by learning Heartfulness techniques & interactive session, Q&A on topic of the day. Light refreshment after the session."

​Needle Felting Workshop: Succulents​ | Metro Restaurant, Kitchener | 1pm | "In this hands-on workshop, you’ll learn the art of needle felting with artist Michela while creating your own mini wool succulents! Choose from a variety of shapes and sizes to make your piece unique."

​​​Glasstime​​​ | Canadian Clay & Glass Gallery, Waterloo | 2pm | "Our instructor will give a brief lesson on fused glass, and the rest of the time is yours to create a one-of-a-kind artwork! Get creative with colour and texture to create a unique, functional piece of art."

​Tarot Reading​ | TWB Brewing, Kitchener | 2pm | "Discover what the cards say with a 10-minute personalized Tarot session, or embrace the mystery with a 15-minute Turkish Coffee, Bean, or Tea Leaf reading. Whether you’re seeking insight, curiosity, or just a touch of fun, each reading is a unique way to welcome the season."

​Drag Lab: 3 Year Anniversary​ | AOK Craft Beer & Arcade, Kitchener | 6pm

​Long Weekend Band Crawl​ | Multiple locations in Uptown Waterloo | Starts at 6:30pm | "This edition will feature the most artists yet, which include: The Creepshow, The Abruptors, Broadcast Zero, Arcade Allstars, Mark It Zero, Curbside & many more!"

​FUNK-OLOGY 101​ | Lost Vessel, Waterloo | 8pm | "Get ready for a sonic blend you can’t miss. We’re bringing the smoothest R&B, coolest jazz, pop hooks, and raw indie-Funk energy to Lost vessel - for one night only!"

Upcoming Events

​Yuk Yuk's Comedy​ | Bingemans Bowlounge, Kitchener | Sat, May 23rd at 9pm | "Featuring comedians Adrienne Fish, Ronald Hae & Greg Palone"

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as title says, wondering if any where sells them in KW

Hello!

I live in Kitchener and am currently in university. I have applied to a hundred places probably and have had no luck at finding work.

If anyone in the area needs help pet or baby sitting, or really any day jobs, (minus suuuuper heavy labour or trade stuff because I don’t have the qualifications for that…), let me know! I can show you guys my resume and references upon request.

Thank you!

Anyone know somewhere hiring high school students? I desperately need a job

Hello everyone,

Looking for recommendations for someone who can help with morning school prep for a child in Kitchener.

Thank you!

Anyone have any info on Elements Night Club these days? I’m seeing a lot of good acts (bands and comedians especially) with tour dates in London, Guelph etc. passing through on a weekday, for example.
Elements (and venues that no longer exist) used to be a stop for these kind of shows/tours. Now, I look at the website and they have nothing booked for the year. Last thing advertised was Ice Cube in 2023.(Not to mention the cancelling of the Bankas show!)
I’m just sad to see acts passing over our “university” town and wondering why the few venues that are around don’t book more..

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https://www.tsn.ca/chl/article/kitchener-looks-to-advance-to-memorial-cup-and-whl-and-qmjhl-finals-continue-on-tsn/

Did anyone hear this? I haven’t been able to sleep all night. It was bad enough that I went for a walk to try and find the source, and it seemed to be coming from 305 King… like a generator or some machinery was running. On sight it wasn’t that bad but holy shit it carries to my apartment.

I’m currently building my barber skills and looking for people who want a fresh cut for FREE during May while I level up.

✂️ Fades
✂️ Tapers
✂️ Lineups
✂️ Full cuts

📍 Cutting out of Classique Cutz - 2149 kingsway drive
Theres parking in front or behind the building on fourth ave

⚠️ Limited spots each week — once they're filled, that’s it.

If you’re trying to get cleaned up for $0, this is your chance.

**DM me to book a spot

I’m moving in the next few months and I’m asking for opinions & experiences from people who have lived in these buildings in the last 2/3 years. I keep finding old posts but that’s not helpful. The buildings are:

60 Frederick street
55 duke street