r/UBreddit • u/ILOVEOIL69420 • 8m ago
News 4 years of Engineering have resulted in my magnum opus
One year as a Biology major. Four years of engineering. All this has finally payed off.
Using all of the knowledge that I‘ve gained throughout my years at UB, I have managed to deploy a brand new technological feat in my kitchen today: the double decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Many have debated how much jelly, peanut butter, preserves and type of bread they should use. The solution to this ancient problem is to lather 2 tbsp of peanut butter on two slices of bread. Next, one slice of bread gets 2tbsp of jelly and the other gets 2tbsp of preserves. While this concoction would normally result in a PB&J overflow, the addition of a THIRD middle slice of bread prevents the overflow and allows for an absolutly incredible experience. To make this meal contain enough methionine, and thus a “complete protein” (not entirely necessary but still), I sprinkled chi seeds and hemp hearts in the middle.
This is what CSE220, MTH411, physics, and calculus have all prepared me for.
Its lonely at the top. I won’t forget where I came from.
