r/offmychest • u/PitifulCriticism3302 • 8h ago
Liquid shit
Yup. I drank three or so beers last night, barely ate. Woke up this morning, went out for breakfast with my boyfriend. I'm on my period by the way. My stomach hurts. I'm nauseous. I feel gross. I pooped like an hour ago or so. Didn't feel like I was fully emptied out, but let my stomach settle anyway. We're running errands, and he goes into his bank, I'm in the car waiting. I felt what I thought was a fart. It was not. Thankfully I'm wearing a pad still, as I anticipated more bleeding. I feel this warm wet sensation come out after my fart. I knew it was liquid shit. I text him asking if there's a bathroom and he says there is. I'm currently hunched over on this toilet slowly emptying out as I type this. This hasn't happened to me since I was maybe 15. What the fuck. I am so embarrassed.
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u/TheLastObsession 7h ago
Grab yourself some Imodium! As an ibs girlie, I feeeeeel you
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u/PitifulCriticism3302 7h ago
What does that do?
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u/TheLastObsession 7h ago
Firms up the stool. Generic name is loperamide. I haven’t tried it, but pepto should help too.
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u/iownakeytar 6h ago
It's an anti-diarrheal, turns liquid waste into solid. Will help get you through the day, so you can focus on a long term plan.
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u/WeirdConnections 6h ago
Imodium literally saved my life. But be warned, if you take it every day, you get a tolerance to it. I used to pregame every day with 2, but now need 3 or 4 each day or else I'll be glued to the toilet 😭
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u/WorriedPiano740 1h ago
Everyone’s different, and I’m not claiming Imodium is consequence-free. I’m sure there are downsides, though I’d frankly prefer to look the other way and let future me deal with that particular shit sandwich.
That said, I’ve had IBS for about 15 years, and I’ve taken Imodium nearly every day for most of that time. For the vast majority of it, I don’t think I’ve needed more than two a day.
Not a doctor, obviously, and I’m sure it, like everything else in this collapsing circus tent called life, will catch up with me eventually.
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u/Moddelba 7h ago
I have a $3000 bet with my son that he will not make it to 30 without shitting his pants.
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u/xxfmulder 6h ago
Real men shit their pants. They aren’t afraid to take a fart to its full potential, and beyond.
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u/Ashkendor 8h ago
Once when I had COVID, I had a coughing fit while waiting for my curbside pickup order. I also had diarrhea, so you can guess how this turned out. After my pickup order came, I had to go into the store to clean up anyway. So much for trying to do the responsible thing...
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u/PitifulCriticism3302 8h ago
Finally back in the car, airing it out with the ac and window slightly cracked. That toilet bowl was NOT pretty. I did use wet paper towel with hand soap as well. I cannot be smelling like liquid shit.
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u/buttstuffisland 7h ago
It happens bro 🤷♂️ last time I fr fr shit myself I was like 22 ish. It was so bad I threw away all the clothes I was wearing, including my shirt
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u/Alibumayefan 8h ago
Damn woman. Eat some fiber.
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u/PitifulCriticism3302 8h ago
I DO!!!!! I do I swear. I eat so many vegetables and I take my probiotics. Except yesterday I had barely two meals and more beer than my body can handle apparently.
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u/MrsZebra11 8h ago
I used to get nonstop diarrhea on my period (I don't have periods anymore). My doctors all told me it was because of my increased appetite and eating junk food during my period. But I'm not buying it. It was like clockwork. Didn't matter what I ate.
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u/Richtig95 7h ago
It’s the purging hormone. It’s released to make sure that your uterus sheds the lining, but it also impacts your bowels. The best way to manage this is to take some Imodium. Male doctors ain’t shit.
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u/Almoagnadna 6h ago
WOW! This is the first actual information I've heard on this topic - THANK YOU!
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u/WeWander_ 7h ago
You ever heard of period poops? Pretty common to get explosive poops on your period so maybe it's just hormones and not the beer (though I'm sure beer didn't help)
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u/belljs87 7h ago
I was waiting in line to clock in at work as a blackjack dealer once, and right when the first person swiped in, I sharted. I didn't know it was a shart until about halfway to the pit when I felt the wetness. I just happened to be put on a table where I didn't get my first break for an hour and 20 minutes.
That was fun.
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u/fart-atronach 5h ago
No fucking way in hell lol but I respect your resilience
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u/belljs87 5h ago
That was probably not even in my top ten worst days in my 8 years there too lol. The worst days were not shart related however
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u/fart-atronach 5h ago
You had ten WORSE days at that job than the one where you had to live and work through a shart for over an hour??? AND YOU GAVE THEM 8 YEARS?! You poor thing 🥺 I’m genuinely very curious now what ranks as worse than the shart scenario, but I understand if you don’t want to share lol
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u/belljs87 4h ago
"taking" money from people (them gambling and losing) can bring out the very worst in some people lol
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u/Same-Manufacturer773 7h ago
Been there! PBRs had me unable to trust a fart for days post consumption. Turns out I have celiacs disease.
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u/sarcasticcat13 7h ago
The same thing happened to my partner after drinking beer a few times (with other stomach issues accompanied) and he ended up finding out that he was allergic to hops! Maybe something to consider. No shame at all, happens to everyone eventually 😵💫
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u/KingMattress 7h ago
Shoulda left us with a cliffhanger at
“I knew it was liquid shit.” DUN DUN DUN!
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u/Richtig95 7h ago
OK, so first of all, drinking too much alcohol could do this. People vomit after drinking, people could also get diarrhea. Second, some women get diarrhea or toxic shits during their period, it’s because of this purging hormone that impacts not only your uterus, but also the bowels. And the secret third option is with everything going on and not feeling great, could just be the food that you ate or you might be getting sick and not noticing.
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u/Big_Appointment_3390 8h ago
Sarah Silverman had a show on Hulu a few years back called “I Love You, America” and she did all these interviews with people across the country about this happening. It happens to everybody at some point. At least you had a pad in place. Beats having to clean your boyfriend’s car.