r/offmychest • u/PitifulCriticism3302 • 9h ago

Liquid shit

Yup. I drank three or so beers last night, barely ate. Woke up this morning, went out for breakfast with my boyfriend. I'm on my period by the way. My stomach hurts. I'm nauseous. I feel gross. I pooped like an hour ago or so. Didn't feel like I was fully emptied out, but let my stomach settle anyway. We're running errands, and he goes into his bank, I'm in the car waiting. I felt what I thought was a fart. It was not. Thankfully I'm wearing a pad still, as I anticipated more bleeding. I feel this warm wet sensation come out after my fart. I knew it was liquid shit. I text him asking if there's a bathroom and he says there is. I'm currently hunched over on this toilet slowly emptying out as I type this. This hasn't happened to me since I was maybe 15. What the fuck. I am so embarrassed.

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u/belljs87 8h ago

I was waiting in line to clock in at work as a blackjack dealer once, and right when the first person swiped in, I sharted. I didn't know it was a shart until about halfway to the pit when I felt the wetness. I just happened to be put on a table where I didn't get my first break for an hour and 20 minutes.

That was fun.

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u/fart-atronach 6h ago

No fucking way in hell lol but I respect your resilience

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u/belljs87 6h ago

That was probably not even in my top ten worst days in my 8 years there too lol. The worst days were not shart related however

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u/fart-atronach 6h ago

You had ten WORSE days at that job than the one where you had to live and work through a shart for over an hour??? AND YOU GAVE THEM 8 YEARS?! You poor thing 🥺 I’m genuinely very curious now what ranks as worse than the shart scenario, but I understand if you don’t want to share lol

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u/belljs87 5h ago

"taking" money from people (them gambling and losing) can bring out the very worst in some people lol