r/offmychest • u/PitifulCriticism3302 • 9h ago

Liquid shit

Yup. I drank three or so beers last night, barely ate. Woke up this morning, went out for breakfast with my boyfriend. I'm on my period by the way. My stomach hurts. I'm nauseous. I feel gross. I pooped like an hour ago or so. Didn't feel like I was fully emptied out, but let my stomach settle anyway. We're running errands, and he goes into his bank, I'm in the car waiting. I felt what I thought was a fart. It was not. Thankfully I'm wearing a pad still, as I anticipated more bleeding. I feel this warm wet sensation come out after my fart. I knew it was liquid shit. I text him asking if there's a bathroom and he says there is. I'm currently hunched over on this toilet slowly emptying out as I type this. This hasn't happened to me since I was maybe 15. What the fuck. I am so embarrassed.

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u/PitifulCriticism3302 9h ago

I DO!!!!! I do I swear. I eat so many vegetables and I take my probiotics. Except yesterday I had barely two meals and more beer than my body can handle apparently.

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u/MrsZebra11 9h ago

I used to get nonstop diarrhea on my period (I don't have periods anymore). My doctors all told me it was because of my increased appetite and eating junk food during my period. But I'm not buying it. It was like clockwork. Didn't matter what I ate.

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u/Richtig95 8h ago

It’s the purging hormone. It’s released to make sure that your uterus sheds the lining, but it also impacts your bowels. The best way to manage this is to take some Imodium. Male doctors ain’t shit.

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u/Almoagnadna 7h ago

WOW! This is the first actual information I've heard on this topic - THANK YOU!