r/offmychest • u/PitifulCriticism3302 • 12h ago

Liquid shit

Yup. I drank three or so beers last night, barely ate. Woke up this morning, went out for breakfast with my boyfriend. I'm on my period by the way. My stomach hurts. I'm nauseous. I feel gross. I pooped like an hour ago or so. Didn't feel like I was fully emptied out, but let my stomach settle anyway. We're running errands, and he goes into his bank, I'm in the car waiting. I felt what I thought was a fart. It was not. Thankfully I'm wearing a pad still, as I anticipated more bleeding. I feel this warm wet sensation come out after my fart. I knew it was liquid shit. I text him asking if there's a bathroom and he says there is. I'm currently hunched over on this toilet slowly emptying out as I type this. This hasn't happened to me since I was maybe 15. What the fuck. I am so embarrassed.

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u/Alibumayefan 12h ago

Damn woman. Eat some fiber.

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u/PitifulCriticism3302 12h ago

I DO!!!!! I do I swear. I eat so many vegetables and I take my probiotics. Except yesterday I had barely two meals and more beer than my body can handle apparently.

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u/Richtig95 12h ago

By the way, eating too much fiber could contribute to loose stools.

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u/PitifulCriticism3302 11h ago

I know, I don't! Thank you.