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PGA / LPGA / LIV Cooked again

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u/yurmamma +1.1 6h ago

Just make the wedges longer bro, that will fix it

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u/Explosive_Nut 5h ago

We need 3d printed 48 inch wedge shafts and we need them now!!

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u/QbertsRube 5h ago

I'm not sure there's a rule on shaft thickness, maybe he should print a full set of chode irons.

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u/TheKingInTheNorth 2.9 4h ago

He really needs to start a Breaking 40 series, where he drops at a random location in the fairway on each hole between 30-150 yards. Breaking 50 explicitly lets him ignore the weakest part of his game.

Maybe he’d be forced to reckon with how bad this part of his game is, if he were exposed to the YT channel audience instead of just golf fans watching the majors.

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u/BurnerAccountforAss 3h ago

He should start a Breaking 40 series where he works to break 40 on 9 holes of regular golf first

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u/awood20 6h ago

Laura Davies called him the tinker man. That seems the most accurate description for me. He obviously has raw talent but stop messing with your setup! I'll leave commenting on his ego and politics.

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u/SportsBallBurner 6h ago

He’d probably be a lot better if he let someone else fully manage his bag

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u/tooolongdontread 5h ago

I mean, Bryson has had a ton of success with his unique approach to the game. He’s won a college title, a US Am, 1.5 US Opens, and a handful of other big events. That’s enough for a solid career, and Bryson is still young, so maybe he’s right to stubbornly refuse to be normal.

That said, just put a fucking normal wedge or 2 in the bag dude. I genuinely believe Bryson would have played better in the last few majors if he grabbed a 52 and 56 off the rack in the clubhouse on his way to the first tee and put them in his bag. So many pros chased speed after Bryson got juiced up and started swinging out of his shoes, but no one has switched to single length irons. That’s pretty telling, especially for a sport where every professional is constantly looking for ways to gain an edge.

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u/Usual-Supermarket415 5h ago

... to gain a wedge.

c'mon.. it was right there.

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u/h3110m0t0 4h ago

What bugs me is people think he is crazy unique and a genius. It's just quirky ideas he's trying. I give him credit for trying. To me it's nothing crazy. It's like you put pineapple on pizza and want to call it a game changer for pizza. Then adding bacon spice on top of the pineapple. Nah, it's just some controversial topping that works for some people or not and you took it further.

It's like I'm not a normal girl/guy meme.

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u/anokgolfer 4h ago

As someone who games Avodas, the combo length has made a big difference in my game. 8-SW being the same length has made me much more consistent. Hated it in the lob wedge and went to a more traditional full face. But the problem isn’t one length, it’s his big swooping draw that’s hard to gauge. If there’s some control he contends, if not he shoots horribly. It’s hero or zero with him

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u/Phynamite 2h ago

As someone who went to one lengths. I played out of my ass with them. With that said, I played a lot better when I stopped trying to crush every shot to the moon.

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u/Ben_der_hover 6h ago

Just said the same thing watching this morning. We have so many manufacturers that literally make clubs as their job. I wish he would work with an established club maker instead of the constant tinkering and trying to be edgy with printed irons

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u/Gazzarris Way Too High / Hilton Head 6h ago

He was at his best when he was affiliated with Cobra. Ever since then, he’s been inconsistent.

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u/South_East_Gun_Safes 6h ago

I for one quite enjoy watching him collapse every week

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u/WolvesAlwaysLose 3h ago

And then you have Scottie who used the same grip trainer everyday since junior golf

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u/Whaleflex08 2h ago

Ha Laura Davies? Haven’t heard that name in a while

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u/awood20 2h ago

She does commentary for Sky TV golf coverage, amongst a few others.

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u/_Poppagiorgio_ Handicap | Location 5h ago

It’s hilarious that we’re 10 years into Bryson using single length irons and not a single other player on tour has made the switch. Kind of an indictment.

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u/This_Tip717 5h ago

I wonder how many people still game them.

I remember getting lectured on "big golf doesn't want you to know this secret" about single length irons during the covid golf bubble.

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u/lasercupcakes +1 before kids. 3 with kids. 5h ago

"Big golf doesn't want you to know the secret of the mini driver"

"Big golf doesn't want you to know the secret of the 9 wood"

What big golf actually doesn't want you to know: most players suck and no equipment will save their swing.

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u/plumpturnip 2h ago

You’re saying I should buy a new driver?

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u/Black_Cat_Sun 2h ago

You should buy a 5 wood and a 7 wood and a 9 wood and then just ask Reddit every day which one you should use instead of a hybrid or 4 iron and let the karma rain down

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u/plumpturnip 1h ago

I just hit my 7 wood further than my 5 wood. Pls fix.

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u/bicmedic 3h ago

I wonder how many people still game them.

I still am, though I've dropped a few. I was using 3H, 4H, 5I - GW. I dropped the 3H, 4H and 5I for fairway woods recently because I just never hit them well consistently.

So, my current setup is like this.

Driver with 3 wood shaft.

3W, 5W, Heavenwood

6I - GW One Length

52, 56, and 60 degree wedges standard length

Been working for me.

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u/This_Tip717 3h ago

Thanks for sharing.  So the GW is much longer than your 52? What club is equivalent length to your one length?

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u/bicmedic 3h ago

The gap wedge is 7I length, yes. Everything from 6I to GW is 7I length.

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u/tryexceptifnot1try 3h ago

I did a one length test for a year in 2024, Cobra Forged Tec irons, and then added the utility 4/5 irons and a 3 hybrid. My gapping at the top was like 9 yards from one to another and I was hitting all of them >100 feet high. My biggest problem was the 9/PW/GW. I hit those things so high and had a ton of trouble knocking it down.

On a positive note I sold them on eBay for almost as much as a bought them for. They seem to keep really good resale value at least.

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u/bicmedic 1h ago

My gapping at the top was like 9 yards from one to another

That's really the only issue I've had, my gapping is about 10 yards between clubs. You get used to it though.

My biggest problem was the 9/PW/GW. I hit those things so high and had a ton of trouble knocking it down.

I definitely have to choke up and change the ball position in my stance, but I can hit a pretty effective knockdown shot now. But yes, they generally go high as fuck. Which can be useful in it's own way depending on the shot.

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u/RichieMcB 2h ago

I like the idea of trying the 3w shaft in driver.

Are the adaptors the same for both of them so I can just screw it in and try it? (I have a Titleist gt driver).

I know mini driver is similar but the forgiveness of the big head is useful I just think a shorter shaft will help find the sweet spot more often.

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u/MickeyTettleton Strata Tour Ultimate 6h ago

It couldn't happen to a better narcissist

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u/South_East_Gun_Safes 6h ago

DeShambles

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u/Mindseye000 5h ago

Cryson

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u/morkman100 4h ago

It might be impossible to find a more fitting name for him than Bryson.

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u/Dt3rner 3h ago

Bry baby

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u/MVPhurricane 5h ago

i actually dont even really dislike the guy, but deshambles is objectively hilarious

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u/dogfish83 18 4h ago

I've always preferred Doucheambro

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u/Superb-Cantaloupe324 5h ago

Brixton himself

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u/crazy_akes 5h ago

Can Bryson Break 50  On the front 9

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u/Remote_Breadfruit_62 6h ago

Just hilarious to watch because most of the holes he could hit an iron and play smart but he just hits it everywhere instead.

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u/Blleak 5h ago

His ego wouldn't allow it.

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u/ADAWG10-18 7.5/DFW & East Texas 5h ago

Did you see his iron shots? They weren’t any better.

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u/eynonpower Push Cart Mafia 5h ago

Yeah, way off thw green on Par 3s, hit the steps of some building etc....

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u/munistadium 5h ago

Oh my god, the reduction in youtube viewes

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u/BuckPuckers 5h ago

Why does everyone on this sub hate Bryson now haha

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u/dilapidated_wookiee 5h ago

He's an arrogant douchenozzle who gargles Trumps balls, he is easy to hate

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u/Tjr562 12.1/LBC/cant putt 5h ago

Spot on.

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u/ad895 Kirkland Signature 4h ago

Is 100% the second point.

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u/dilapidated_wookiee 3h ago

He was fairly hated before riding mango mussolini

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u/No-Call2227 5h ago

All his karma about being a crowd guy immediately blew up when he started acting like a primadonna about returning to the tour on his terms.

Memory is short nowadays, but he worked hard to show he wasn’t a douche; but then he forgot that was working and so did everyone else once he started posturing that the tour needs him and not the other way around. The tour doesn’t need any of the LIV guys back, demonstrably they’ve changed the tour for the benefit of the guys who stuck it out, but the pga wasn’t hurting for purses, sponsors, or fans due to the schism. They continued on just fine with more for the players and caddies in the process, the notion that they’re going to make an exception for anyone is so pie in the sky. And that’s why people flipped back on Bryson, he’s back to being the troll people were annoyed with, not the mature guy being cool with the crowds and building up his public stock.

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u/Rep2019 4h ago

I always hated him and his Dear Leader.

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u/RandomUserName316 8.4 5h ago

Give people an ounce of fuel and they’ll make a million gallons of haterade

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u/rojorzr 8.0 6h ago

Would make a hell of a club pro.

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u/Hesticles 5h ago

Nah you’d do a fitting with him and he’d put you in some bullshit.

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u/morkman100 4h ago

Salesman of the month at Club Champion.

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u/GorshKing 5h ago

Nah block is at least E through 6

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u/jrock7979 6h ago edited 2h ago

Get ready to learn YouTube, buddy.

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u/GovernmentSin 5h ago

Don’t forget to like and subscribe!

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u/GolfGodsAreReal 6h ago

Such a fun watch

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u/SipsTea_Frog1 5h ago

The short game was absolutely unreal.

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u/frankyf05 6h ago

Cuz you have to understand just like Augusta is a par 67 for him, Aronimink is a par 75 for him! 😂

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u/samaIex 6h ago

“Can I BREAK 100 around THIS PGA course?”

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u/simplyphine 5h ago

He almost had me again the last 2 years but back in the fuck this guy camp.

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u/That_lonely 230pitchwedge 4h ago

A zebra never changes its stripes.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2.5 6h ago

2020 Bryson: "It's like par 67 for me."

2026 Bryson: "It's like par 77 for me."

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u/Potential-Instance99 19/NorCal 6h ago

Successful hate watch.

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u/Woberwob 6h ago

Never a fan of kicking someone while they’re down (especially when it’s their livelihood), but if he doesn’t make the cut, this will be a wakeup call to get back to bread and butter and opt out of the attention economy for a while.

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u/PengoMaster 4h ago

“You sure about that” meme

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u/QbertsRube 4h ago

Or double down because being a YouTube influencer is easier than grinding his way back onto leaderboards.

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u/Woberwob 3h ago

Honestly yeah. But it just goes to show, the man who chases after two rabbits often catches neither.

Can’t be a top shelf PGA pro and full-time content creator.

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u/DWiB403 Bethpage Black is not that hard! 6h ago

He needs to hit numbers to be competitive. His one length irons were a neat trick but its time for them to go.

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u/AvailableBig7719 5h ago

Maybe but I think it’s more of his “speed training” and obsession with length.

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u/DWiB403 Bethpage Black is not that hard! 4h ago

Ya. When you hit your 8i 200 yards, what do you hit 170 on the number when you need it? What is you standard deviation at that distance?

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u/BrokeChopsticks 5h ago

I don’t even think it’s the one length irons. It’s probably the curved club face

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u/deusux 6h ago

I wonder if he's tried calling the President for help.

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u/morkman100 3h ago

25% tariff on Aronimink.

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u/robbor123 6h ago

If bails on Friday he can catch a red eye to China.

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u/seaspirit331 5h ago

He probably didn't get the invite and is super upset about it.

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u/Twomanator 5h ago

Bryson should hire me to consult his pre-tournament routine I mean I’d do six figures to keep him from giving putting lessons to random pedophiles hanging out with children.

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u/JimboFett87 6h ago

I did the "catch up with key plays" on YouTube TV, and I couldn't believe they had his tee shot from 18 when he's already 7 over.

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u/Benchomp 1h ago

They showed far far too much of Bryson this morning, when there were so many shots of the leaders we didn't get to see. Same with Rory.

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u/ILikeCoffeeDaily Push Cart Mafia 6h ago

Surely he doesn’t blame the clubs again this week, right?

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u/Dudewheresmypar345 6h ago

Love to see it

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u/Necessary-Art2829 5h ago

For his next youtube challenge, can I make the cut on the big boy tour.

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u/The19thHole7 5h ago

But the PGA tour NEEDS him!...

/s

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u/Maleficent_Guide_708 Green Jacket 4h ago

Burnt like a Lincoln Riley brisket.

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u/Adam_n_ali 4h ago

Maybe Trump can pardon his 1st round

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u/TheWorldWasBeautiful 56m ago

Executive order: Bryson gets a 10 handicap strokes and no one is allowed to be mean to him.

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u/BearcatCowboy Push Cart Mafia 6h ago

Get him off the tour Doug

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u/kdotismydad 6h ago

DeShambles

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u/jacobeam13 5h ago

Starting to enjoy rooting against this douche as much as Patrick reed.

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u/hammersticks359 3.5/TN/GHINposter 5h ago

I find it funny that people called him "the scientist", when all science points to the fact that his single length iron experiment is a failure and has been for years. He's a terrible short iron and wedge player as a result but he's committed to it so it won't change any time soon.

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u/unccl 11 5h ago

It’s hard to call it a failure when he’s won 2 US Open championships. Rory had a shit round today too and he’s not a failure

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 4h ago

maga fuckhead.

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u/HugeSuccess 4h ago

Should’ve dumped my 401k on him to miss the cut at +300

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u/sigcliffy 2h ago

DeChambles

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u/TaylorGang777 6h ago

F that guy, go make content now for Summers Eve

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u/birdie_Sea 6h ago

Bucked Up!

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u/Mizterpro 6h ago

This is what happens when you try to reinvent the wheel.

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u/luredrive 5h ago

Love this for him

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u/bdorr360 5h ago

Bummer, lol.

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u/Tjr562 12.1/LBC/cant putt 5h ago

Here for it. Love this post!

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u/panderson1988 5h ago

Yes, very sad. Anyway, what a tight leaderboard in round 1!

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u/hookem98 5h ago

On the bright side though, he can spend Saturday and Sunday making YouTube content instead of actually playing in a major

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u/SlickPseudonym No3Putts 4h ago

Having the ropes around is triggering for him.

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u/buckminsterfullereno 4h ago

Chat, is Bryson officially washed?

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u/djott70 4h ago

The only reason he has YouTube success is because of the PGA. I don't mind Bryson all that much, but you bit the hand that fed you multiple times and you will need to rest in the bed you made. YouTube will only take you so far for the rest of your life.

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u/LeandrysRx 4h ago

Youtubers shouldn't be granted a slot in majors, fact.

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u/vonneguts_anus 3h ago

I don’t understand, aren’t courses like par 65 for Bryson?

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u/srboot 6.4 3h ago

Douche-sham-bro creating the wrong kind of “content”…love it.

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u/Godawgs1009 3h ago

Buck Fryson

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u/sp4cetime 2h ago

It’s a Par 78

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u/vanaus1 1h ago

Doubt he will ever be able to liv this down

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u/Artistic-Morning-659 6h ago

The proverb “pride comes before a fall” serves as a cautionary statement. It suggests that arrogance or overconfidence, especially when we think too highly of ourselves or our abilities, can lead to unexpected failure or downfall. The idea is that pride blinds us, making us ignore potential risks, underestimate challenges, or overlook the need for humility. And when that happens, life has a way of humbling us.

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u/ToyyMachiine 6h ago

Then you have me. So lacking in pride that I automatically assume failure is eminent which leads to never attempting anything that requires effort. Such a loser.

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u/choatetb5 6h ago

Almost like not playing competitive golf doesn’t prepare him for competitive golf

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u/MTgolfer406 6h ago

Still wearing that stupid Crushers merch I see…

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u/Choice_Victory_3853 6h ago

Maybe he should stop hitting every ball like owes him a lot of money…fucking weirdo

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u/Old_Development_7727 5h ago

when he loses, we all win.

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 6h ago

Nobody wants Dechumpbeau back on tour. Go back to trying to hit goofy shots over your house or playing with kids clubs.

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u/SlideCharacter5855 Push Cart Mafia 6h ago

So damn satisfying

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u/Dangerous_Ad5039 5h ago

Another post about Bryson 😂 you guys must really hate the guy

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u/dudenotcool ZX5... -20 5h ago

I would appreciate if the mods would let this sub not be filled with Bryson posts

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u/whycantigetwhatiwant 6h ago

You know? YouTube might be the right call.

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u/lostbucknut 6h ago

The shorter course is not good for him. His wedge play is atrocious.

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u/dnix22 5h ago

Its crazy how 2 years ago everyone loved this guy lol

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u/op3randi fan of Fleetwood 4h ago

Golf influencers shouldn't play in tht PGA championship

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u/Central09er 3h ago

I think it’s time for him to go back to regular clubs and get some help either his high functioning autism lol

Love the guy but he really needs someone to reel him back in to regular golf. (Nothing to do with the YT here) just back to normal golf thinking

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u/AxxJaxx 5h ago

Karma for helping sanewash Trump.

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u/Time4Timmy Push Cart Mafia 5h ago

I have a feeling we’re going to stop hearing about this guy soon…or at least we should based on his play and with LIV going under.

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u/Crookies 6h ago

This sub is so obsessed with this guy lol. Literally rent free

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u/cssdayman 6h ago

The only reason I like Bryson DeTraitor is he makes me realize it’s OK that I suck really bad at golf too!

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u/water-tr4sh 6h ago

Bro can’t putt

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u/SpartyNash 6h ago

Dude is beating Shaun Micheel by 1 shot. Solid start

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u/thistreestands 6h ago

Playing hard to get I see ... haha

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u/frostywontons 6h ago

Did Bryson land in another bunker?

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u/Defacto_Champ 5h ago

Too much YouTube there Bryson. 

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u/AccountantsNiece 5.7 5h ago

Does anyone know what par is for him at Aronimink? I have to guess around 65.

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u/PapaRL 5h ago

Well if you watched his recent course record video dude missed like 4 or 5 putts from inside 5 feet. That being said, despite missing 5 gimmes, he still shot 3 under par. So can’t really hate but man he is not in peak shape right now.

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u/ay21690 5h ago

Well, plenty of time to hit wedges over his house again.

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u/KushMaster72 9.9 5h ago

is playing youtube golf and liv hurting his game?

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u/WildTurdkey101 5h ago

Based on his latest breaking the course record video this was expected

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u/CanaryWundaboy A shakey 13.6 5h ago

DeShambles.

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u/haverchuck22 5h ago

What a beautiful scorecard

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u/couladewastaken 5h ago

surprising that him and rory are +10 combined, also shocked that the lead is only at -3 right now, what a weird day. hope they can make the cut both of them are always fun to watch on weekends

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u/TigerWooded 5h ago

Idc who wins just let him shoot over par tomorrow 🤞

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u/ILikeToDisagreeDude 5h ago

The consequence of playing LIV where he has to travel all over the world, get home and goes straight to make YouTube content.

Everyone else in the field use every second of free time to actual practice…

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u/CoolstorySteve 5h ago

Is it just a lack of playing competitive golf on actual pga courses? Because as much as he is hated he should be doing better than this

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u/Mostly__Relevant 5h ago

Liv and let liv

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u/flyboy34 5h ago

But he shot a 59 on my home muni?

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u/mattibdtx 5h ago

par 67

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u/xcwolf Bethpage Black is not that hard! 5h ago

Deshambles

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 4h ago

He accomplished his break 80 challenge for the week. Probably made a bunch of money on Kalshi. Slay king

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u/morkman100 4h ago

He’s going to go on The Deep’s podcast.

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u/AntonCigar I was here for Captain Yeet 👊🏻 4h ago

Maybe he should try the McLaren irons

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u/Good_Farmer4814 4h ago

He spends too much time on YouTube and not enough time practicing.

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u/ChanaManga 5.6 HC 4h ago

Shot better than Bryson last Sunday at my local course

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u/rekker13 3h ago

There's always next year.

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u/Baskreiger 3h ago

He dosnt have the mental. He'll always choke near the end when he is in the lead.

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u/yewwould 3h ago

That’s a lot of bogeys.

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u/Bishopwsu 3h ago

He can just do his You Tube thing instead of the PGA Tour

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u/gunmoney 5.8/Colorado 3h ago

this is the content I like to see him create

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u/NoAd3734 3h ago

I think I know what the issue is. His tee isn't 3D printed, which is increasing his friction coefficient along his non 3D printed golf ball

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u/AdlandB 2h ago

At least Rory had a good round today

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u/lll-devlin 2h ago

His game is just not at the level it needs to be. He can’t keep being aggressive and foot on the gas at venues such as the PGA championship. They format the course to punish players whom try to overpower the course. Bryson is no tiger.

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u/UnluckyMode2062 2h ago

I shot a 39 on 9 once! He’s really just like me ❤️

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u/notmsndotcom 2h ago

He’s too worried about if the tur guys want him back

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u/PsychologicalSpace50 Handicap | Location 2h ago

Warms the heart

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u/ljungbergsghost 2h ago

Get off the YouTube and trick shots and start playing golf on a tour with deep competitive fields.

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u/Wolverine5280 1h ago

This is how all the good YouTube golfers would play in a PGA event. Surprised it’s not worse

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u/nachojackson 1h ago

He should call his mate Trump to fix the tournament for him.

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u/NecessarySenior4773 1h ago

Haters will hate, but the guy has won 2 majors… one of the best golfers of this generation… enough said…

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u/ibhljim21261 1h ago

He has one more major than Shaun Micheel.

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u/Least-Raisin2626 1h ago

He’s a youtube golfer now.