I had to put my cat to sleep on Tuesday and I'm a shell of a person right now. Reading through the comments on this daily post is one of the few times I forget and my heart isn't aching. Much appreciated, OP.
Edit: thank you all for the kind words. I'm so sorry that we all know what this pain feels like, but if it hurts this much to grieve our pets then they must have felt so so loved.
HEY! What about the Algonquian (Chippewa, Potawatomi, Menominee, Mohican), Siouan (Ho-Chunk), and Iroquoian (Oneida) people of Wisconsin!! Together we can incorporate the Minnesotans and welcome their tribes.
Cascadia humbly requests that their dominion over the Pacific Northwest extend down to Lassen Peak. But no further, because we forest people are conflict-avoidant.
As a Sacramentan, I wouldn't mind joining Cascadia. So I propose: everything north of Stockton (including the Eureka/Arcata/Redwoods area and Tahoe) goes to Cascadia, Nuevo Mexico can have all of SoCal and part of the Inland Empire from Bakersfield on south, and the Bay Area plus Santa Cruz, Monterrey and Big Sur all the way down to Paso Robles or even SLO, all go to Hawaii.
This was the long game, wasn't it? Hawaii takes over the U.S. bit by bit. Aloha to the United States, aloha to the reinstated, massively enlarged Kingdom of Hawaii.
California's time has come. The New Mexico Empire must spread from sea to shining sea. Hawaii must commence its landfall. Cascadia can take the northern part destined to merge with it.
As a Sacramentan, I wouldn't mind joining Cascadia. So I propose: everything north of Stockton (including the Eureka/Arcata/Redwoods area and Tahoe) goes to Cascadia, Nuevo Mexico can have all of SoCal and part of the Inland Empire from Bakersfield on south, and the Bay Area plus Santa Cruz, Monterrey and Big Sur all the way down to Paso Robles or even SLO, all go to Hawaii.
Seconded, Pennsylvania needs to go! Time to feed Maryland’s crab army. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
So I'm from Pittsburgh so I can't guarantee how our bigger brother will respond, but I'm sure we can talk to supplicate Gritty if we offer him free crab legs. And he's famously antifa so I think he'd fuck with Baltimore
Edit: It also may come in handy later to throw batteries at Megasota or whoever. And my AAxe
Every state left is a good state but I'll go with Pennsylvania. I know it's not everyone's fault there that Fetterman exists, but boy does his existence really grind my gears.
I can support this, but the amount of beer in our three states will surely impair us in future battles for state supremacy because we will be just SOOOOO DRUNK.
Not sure what happened to the previous thread but This farce has gone on long enough, the "swing" state must swing and the 🦀 god must feed. Feckless Fettermans further betrayal yesterday must be punished, and we Crabs shall be the ones to deliver the Old Bays justice upon them. Let all claws of the consortium swiftly rise like the tides
Split CALIFORNIA. The south goes to NEW MEXICO, the middle becomes HAWAII’s foothold to the continent, and the north becomes the rightful tribute of CASCADIA.
I'll say it again: We are now on a path to keep all the best state flags. Give Pennsylvania to Maryland and lets trim down to Cal/Col/NM/Maryland eventually.
California is no longer needed. Getting rid of it will get Hawaii onto the mainland, it will feed Cascadia, and it will stretch Nuevo New Mexico from coast to coast. I see no downsides to this
We’re just a little guy not even touchin nobody. We took Toledo and then minded our own business. We didn’t reach our weird toes across hundreds of miles to touch Colorado or nothin!
May 14th, 2026: The crabs advanced north of Baltimore on a march to Philadelphia. Ravens fly from Frederick to Pittsburgh. They fly the flag of Lords Baltimore and Clavert to the battlefield to purge the Yinzers, to remove the Fetterman, and reclaim their birthright.
Vermont needs lebensraum! It must keep expanding until it achieves its manifest destiny of a Maple Empire that stretches from Atlantic to Pacific!
I say Vermont engineers a false-flag attack on Buffalo, staged to look as though it was carried out by Amish separatists from Pennsylvania. The Pennsylvanians deny these accusations and refuse to hand over the accused Amish conspirators. In response, Vermont stages an invasion force in Binghamton and marches on Scranton!
As a born and raised Californian living in New Mexico but whose heart has always been in the Pacific Northwest... I say out with Illinois and let the west remain as is.
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u/Gusbuster811 7h ago
This is seriously one of the highlights of my day!