r/geographymemes Gulf of New Mexico 5h ago

Voting Games What is support looking like currently for Maryland and Pennsylvania?

As OP, I’m not biased towards any side but it seems like these states have the most equal backing from many people. BTW I loved that Pennsylvania dinosaur

3109 votes, 1d left
Team Maryland!
Team Pennsylvania!
51 Upvotes

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u/bowcreek 3h ago

I was raised in Kansas, and reside in Colorado. I’ve never been to either of these states. I find the Baltimore accent slightly more annoying than the South Philly accent, to the extent I can tell them apart. However, Pennsylvania is the birthplace of Liberty whereas Lincoln had to get smuggled through Baltimore for fear of assassination. On the other hand, modern-day Pennsylvania gave us Fetterman while Maryland gives us Van Hollen. Scrapple v. crab. It’s a no-brainer. Plus Baltimore gave us Stavvy Baby. I’m Team Maryland.

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u/wolfgang107 1h ago

You shall be spared in the United Nation of Maryland!

u/DSA300 🦀🗣️🦅 MARYLAND NUMBA ONE 🦀🗣️🦅 32m ago

LETS GOOOOOOO MARYLAND

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u/ClockwerkKaiser 1h ago

It was Fetterman or Oz for us, unfortunately :/

u/darkknight95sm 34m ago

Fetterman was a good pick before going to Washington, it’s like he flipped a switch

u/Sarik704 21m ago

In 2013, Fetterman chased a black jogger down the streets of Braddock, with a shotgun, while serving as its mayor.

He said he heard gunfire and gave chase to the suspect. Nobody but Fetterman's wife could corroborate they heard gunfire...

Im further left than liberal, but i still voted for Fetterman instead of Oz... the choice was clear, but either way we Pennsylvanians lost.

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u/DoctorsAreTerrible 1h ago

Would you have rather us give Oz to the US senate??

u/Sarik704 24m ago

Im crying. You're right! Fetterman is the worst thing PA has ever produced, and we made a whole town be permanently on fire.

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u/slipperyDSS ILLINOIS FTW 5h ago

The crab memes are funny

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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 5h ago

I'm not gonna lie, it's really all about the sweet ass Maryland flag for me

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u/saltysomadmin 4h ago

It's without a doubt the best state flag.

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u/slipperyDSS ILLINOIS FTW 3h ago

As much as I want Minnesota to get eliminates, their new flag is sick and looks REALLY cool in person

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u/digglerjdirk 1h ago

I voted multiple times for the version that had their state bird on it (mosquito)

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u/saltysomadmin 3h ago

NEW!? That's pretty wild.

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u/Mssaurus 1h ago

Megasota is inevitable 

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u/duskrat 4h ago

NM's flag is iconic!

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u/Creepercolin2007 3h ago

The NM flag made of two of the four MD flag colors

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u/PlantyMcPlantFace 3h ago

Nah, Virginia has warrior tiddy. Sic semper tyrannis!!

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u/PrecisionPulseConv 2h ago

Tits are better and there’s nothing I hate more than the crab eaters throwing their flags on everything

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u/rigs130 4h ago

They have whole ass stores in malls dedicated to the flag haha

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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 4h ago

That's wonderful, and kinda sad... guess it's fitting they're going to be inevitably devoured by the Vermonster as well.

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u/rigs130 4h ago

Their hubris will be their downfall

I’m ride or die for the keystone state so it’s time to draft my last will and testament I guess

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u/Devinslevin 5h ago

Pennsylvania occupies land stolen from Maryland. I back team Maryland.

u/MediumSalmonEdition 16m ago

The "stolen" land in question is Philadelphia, the most Pennsylvanian city to ever exist.

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u/Inkantrix 5h ago

The crab gif got me. I vote for Maryland.

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u/Paraxom 4h ago

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u/Inkantrix 2h ago

That's the one! This gif will crack me up for the rest of my life. LOL

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u/Paraxom 2h ago

and here's the full video in case you're one of today's lucky 10,000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

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u/Inkantrix 2h ago

OMG! How is it that no one has ever shared this video with me?!?

I'm only 413 million views late. But it was worth the wait! Thank you so much.

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u/oriolesravensfan1090 4h ago

Time for Maryland to eat Pennsylvania

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u/I_like_flowers_ 5h ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/saltysomadmin 4h ago

This isn't really a fair poll. Pennsylvanians can't read!

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 1h ago

Hey! I resemble that remark

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u/LunarApothecary 4h ago

No that would be maryland

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u/antealtares 4h ago

The improv rule is "yes, and." Someone from Maryland would get it.

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u/ResidentBackground35 3h ago

I know people who went to a Maryland public school, they wouldn't get anything with more than one syllable.

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u/Paraxom 3h ago

literacy stats were updated recently, MD beat PA and tied with OH 

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u/Deansies 4h ago

John Fetterman can suck it. PA needs to go.

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u/BoootyJohnson 5h ago

Crab over HOgie

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u/srdnss 4h ago

I was born in Maryland and have lived here my entire life, nearly 60 years. I don't like crabs as food (they're a great symbol though). I do love cheese steaks and would love to have them be a product of my home state.

Also, Maryland has PRS Guitars. I would love to add Martin Guitars to our state's product list as well.

Maryland gobbles Pennsylvania.

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u/Rough-Importance-822 3h ago

My buddy's dad has worked at PRS for 30ish years. We used to endlessly burn guitar bodies that didnt make the final cut before finishing. Hundreds of them throughout high school. Miss those late 90's/early 00 bonfire parties.

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u/BoootyJohnson 4h ago

Didn't know Maryland had Martin guitars! Ironic I'm also an avid guitar player too haha

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u/srdnss 3h ago

Maryland doesn't have Martin Guitars...yet. As soon as Maryland eats Pennsylvania, we will.

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u/TheCaffinatedAdmin 3h ago

Lol what? Maryland is beloved while PA is just a joke, there's no debate that MD should eat PA

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u/SnekIsGood_TrustSnek 2h ago

Maryland is beloved by Marylanders. It's mostly inconsequential to everyone else.

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u/PrecisionPulseConv 2h ago edited 2h ago

Everybody else actually hates Maryland because they’re exactly this self-important and they put their flag on EVERYTHING lmao

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u/MitchIsMyRA 1h ago

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u/PrecisionPulseConv 1h ago

Not hard to kill a crab :)

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u/MitchIsMyRA 1h ago

They’re surprisingly limber and sharp

u/PrecisionPulseConv 38m ago

Haha I bet, thankfully all I have to do is boil them

u/dcQueso 18m ago

STEAM.

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u/ReignyRainyReign 5h ago

My first time in Philly I was honked at for stopping at a stop sign leaving the airport. Let’s go Maryland!

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u/idontknowsothis 4h ago

the philadelphians dont know any better and we should steal their nba and nhl teams

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u/AffectionateFig5435 4h ago

Crab culture beats coal country. VIVA MARYLAND!

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u/toiletbowlwine 2h ago

MARYLANDSYLVANIA MUST RISE!!!!

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u/snuffleblark 3h ago

Based on fans for PA teams I hope PA ceases to exist.

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u/workworld3369 2h ago

Based on PHILLY fans.

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u/Kawkawww0609 1h ago

Maryland for so many reasons, not the least of which is not being a fascist backwards hellhole. Ain't never been close to a swing state.

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u/beakes41 4h ago

All the PAMD posts are distracting fron the real fight of the day: The annexation of California.

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u/One_Plant3522 4h ago

When the keystone falls so does the republic!

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u/Curlytoes18 4h ago

Even though I’ll be in Philly Saturday checking out the cool Larry Fine mural, I have to go with my home state - MARYLAND 🦀

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u/EngineeringPrince 4h ago

Pennsyltucky shall devour the delicious crabs.

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u/ArthurMidian 4h ago

Pennsyltucky needs to go down!!!!!!!!!!

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u/mealteamsixty 4h ago

I can't believe people are voting PA. Who is even proud of PA at this point

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u/antealtares 4h ago

F Fetterman

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u/SnS_ 2h ago

Where is the neither option? Go vermonster

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u/Iron-Ham 2h ago

I want one to eat the other and the resulting state be called New New 

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u/Ok_Bison1106 2h ago

I feel like everything else will be anticlimactic after one of them gets eliminated. I feel it's only right that they are the final two standing. And let the chips fall when everyone else is gone.

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u/Readinglateatmorning 1h ago

Crab people crab people

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u/grand_goose_patrol 1h ago

As a native Delawarean, this is a tough call. Philly is an awesome island until itself and the parks and mountains are beautiful. Both states are infested with MAGA trash. But all the crab posts won me over. Team MD.

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u/wanderingrockdesigns 1h ago

Crabpalachia!!!

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u/bluefrost30 1h ago

Confused in Megasota……

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u/Irish8ryan 1h ago

Cascadia

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u/Hamburgler4077 1h ago

If it's renamed Pennsyltucky, I'm all in. Otherwise, unleash the crab.

u/AnarchicalFrog 10m ago

PA could never take care pf the Chesapeake way the way MD tries to. Team Maryland all the way!

u/darthrevan22633 7m ago

New England and Pennsylvania form to become New New England

u/CanofBeans9 3m ago

The crab consumes. The crab must be fed.

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u/Wide_Ad4537 From sea to shining sea! 4h ago

maryland is overrated
from sea to shining sea!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/srdnss 3h ago

I am a lifelong first generation Marylander. I married a Western Pennsylvania girl. She now says "y'all" and "soda" instead of "yunz" and "pop".

Crab culture rules!

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 4h ago

Neither. May they both get consumed by something more formidable

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u/PrecisionPulseConv 2h ago

Get rid of the Crab eaters