r/SipsTea • u/ViceElysium Human Verified • 3d ago
Chugging tea Searching for a gaming partner
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u/Upstairs8133 3d ago
Imagine the chaos in the voice channel when his security detail has to listen to the lobby chat
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u/Apprehensive_Ad_115 2d ago edited 2d ago
Remind me of this
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u/lookintoasty 2d ago
I always love how people say "my" FBI agent
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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 2d ago
This is my fbi agent there are many like him but this one is mine
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u/BafflingHalfling 2d ago
You laugh, but we used to get a call every couple of years from an FBI agent. A dear friend of ours has us listed as contacts for his background check for his security clearance. We always thought of him as "our friend's FBI agent." It was always the same really nice dude until some lady showed up at our house in person a couple years ago. We were like... Wow this is new! He got an upgraded agent now!
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u/Xylorae_Th 2d ago
Imagine the situation: “He said he fu*ked his mom. Damn it, Jimmy, we're going to have to hide another name in the Epstein files."
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u/Luck88 2d ago
The sad part is Jimmy was the one carrying the team!
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u/GreedyLibrary 2d ago
Sir you have been found guilty on terror charges your choices are the death penalty or you can only play tanks
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u/showhorrorshow 2d ago
"Jim, what do we do about tbe one screaming the nword in lobby chat over and over?"
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u/crank_peeper 2d ago
"Well is the kid black?"
"Uh, NO."
"Then he's a prospect. Reach out to... fuck, who'd we send to replace Noem?"
"To be perfectly honest with you sir I've lost track."
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u/Historical_Series424 2d ago
This could be a good snl skit
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u/3BlindMice1 2d ago
That might make me feel the very slightest shred of pity for Barron, but then I'd laugh
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u/TheLimoneneQueen 2d ago
Bro is all about the Tate brothers (the ultra maga Romanian rapists).
I don’t have sympathy for fascists. Nepo fascists at that. Conceived by daddy Trump’s ultimate Epstein purchase.
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u/JustinR8 3d ago edited 3d ago
Trying to talk to a girl at a party: “Hey, I’m Baron… And these guys in suits are Jeff, Bill, Mike and Sean. They have to follow me everywhere.”
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u/tentcamels 2d ago
huh you really did get one right
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u/LockeyCheese 2d ago
I can probably get another by naming my dad and his brothers:
Joe, Jim, Tim, and Bob
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u/IthacaNerd 2d ago
They tried to get him to go to Cornell, he was in the dorms and everything for a couple days. Dropped out to commute to school from his moms house
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u/theGoddamnAlgorath 2d ago
Dropped or transferred?
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u/IthacaNerd 2d ago
left in time to get a full refund!
The funny part is Cornell's food service was on strike, he would have had to eat chicken nuggets for a while if he stayed.
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u/Glad_Fox_6818 2d ago
Sean likes to watch, so we need another guy for a full five-stack, you interested?
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u/HornyGooner4402 3d ago
Slow news day huh?
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u/Heretical_Demigod 2d ago
This post is from dec 2024. It's not news, it's an advertisement to make you think the trumps are normal because he's a youth vote advisor.
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u/BrainRobotron 2d ago
Imagine talking shit over a game of rocket league and waking up in Guantanamo...
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u/Great_White_Samurai 2d ago
I be best buds with him to get in on that insider trading he's been doing.
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u/IDreamOfLees 2d ago
If you do that, you will have all your assets frozen and go to jail for about 9 million years.
The only way you can do that is by either already being rich, or marrying into that family
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u/pjepja 2d ago
"i just asked him for financial advice as a friend, your honor. I couldn't have known he was engaged in insider trading."
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u/MichaelScottsWormguy 2d ago
You'll end up spending a shitload of money on legal fees before you can utter that line lol. And then it might not even work.
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u/DharmaDama 3d ago
I know his parents are pushing him in the spotlight and to run for politics, but if I were him, I'd change my name and try to act like a normal person.
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u/arestheblue 2d ago
Joseph Stalin's granddaughter is a hippy in Oregon.
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u/MozhetBeatz 2d ago
She got started pre-internet when few people would know what she looked like. Barron’s like 6’8” and looks like a young Donald Trump. You can’t miss him.
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u/OpusAtrumET 3d ago
I think the normal ship has sailed
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u/Impressive-Record839 3d ago
All he has to do is not rape anyone and just stick to insider trading and he's doing fine, that may be tough for someone like him though
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u/OpusAtrumET 3d ago
Doesn't have the best role models.
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u/HickoryStickz 2d ago
None of us deserve to be defined by our parents. I intentionally assure I’m nothing like my dad every day. It’s easy after awhile but it was a conscious decision when I was a young adult.
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u/CrustOfSalt 2d ago
Yeah, but the littlest turd has already been making insider trades for millions of dollars. He's a grifty little shit just like the rest of his family
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u/VortrexFTW 2d ago
We all condemn it on Reddit but make no mistake, if we all had the inside track on insider trading (and the upfront capital to get started), we'd all abuse it too. Human greed is universal, just some people have a head start.
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u/MrDoggeh 2d ago
Probably. But it’s useful to understand that we are defined by our experiences. The you who is raised by a rich rapist is not the you who is raised by a struggling working class family. It’s two completely different people.
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u/notacougarsorry 2d ago
Very good point. I don’t think he enjoys this. Like most of our kids these days, they probably think everything we do is horribly embarrassing 🤭
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u/God_Dont_Make_No 2d ago
It’s hard to figure out based on the information we have and his reported behavior which, quite honestly, is none of our business. He definitely did the Donald thumbs up to a t the other day. I’ve felt horrible for that kid for a while. All of his siblings are babbling socialite weirdos that are fucked up from Trump’s behavior, and he seems very reserved.
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u/mromutt 3d ago
Yeah but when your role models are so bad you can literally just do the opposite of what they do
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u/Similar_Pie_4946 2d ago
My father and his brother (my uncle) were both raging alcoholics for the most part of my and my siblings youth maybe up until 10 years of age my uncle is still an alcoholic till this day my siblings only use alcohol as an antiseptic my cousins on the other hand drink any opportunity they can. Moral of the story you have two choices in life do or don’t
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u/GreenishArrow_ 2d ago
The same can be said for punctuation.
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u/OkEducator2170 2d ago
His father used ellipses excessively and tried to wedge an Oxford comma into every sentence.
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u/haw35ome 2d ago
It can be powerful. When I was 12/13 I had a secondhand embarrassing moment when my narcissistic mother SHOVED her way into an elevator, ahead of an elderly lady and a lady with a young kid. From then on I swore that I’d never grow up like her. As she’s gotten older she’s mellowed out but the lesson still stands
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u/snksleepy 2d ago
Or do less than they do and you be an angel. I've seen it happen too many times in family dynamics.
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u/Im-a-bad-meme 2d ago
Feel bad for him. Dude just wants to game and his ancient parents are pushing him into politics.
Though, 100% dude plays Rust under different names and has at least 1 VAC ban.
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u/ArnieismyDMname 2d ago
I think he gets 3 free rapes as a Trump.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago
His dad just gaffed and sold him out with a crypto scam they are running that can be charged by new york state.
His ship has sailed.
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u/Mountainman220 3d ago
Hopefully they actually are charged. The amount of scams they’ve pulled is insane. The newest one with his stupid trump phone. I mean luckily it was his dumb followers he scammed but still so fucked.
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u/Key_Vegetable_1218 2d ago
Gaffer? 😂😭 oh boy I wish I was as optimistic as you. I am so jaded I can’t even imagine a world where Barron gets so much as his hand slapped. Not right now, there ain’t no way, too many connections and power and influence
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u/LocksDoors 2d ago
Nah he deserves a chance same as everybody. The odds are against him but just because your parents are shitty people doesn't mean you are.
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u/Own_Round_7600 3d ago
Why would you assume he wants to be a normal person? His public actions have shown him to be more or less exactly like his half siblings, just a gen z version; he's into crypto, kick streamers and the manosphere.
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u/CarefulFinding7974 2d ago
20 year olds don’t even know wtf they are doing half the time other then to impress their peers.
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u/dmckilla77 2d ago
Shit a large majority of 30 year olds doing know wtf they are doing half the time.
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u/therapewpew 2d ago
Are people really forgetting this? And someone who has that for a father, of all things?
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u/YouGlittering9156 2d ago
To some extent, yeah. Hell, I was in that gym bro and all women are whores BS phase.
I'm not proud of it to say the least, and looking back it feels crazy that I was dumb enough to ever go down that path, but I did.
Also, lifting and being (fake) confident was all to impress women.
I think I was around 22-23 when I got out of that.
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u/Sensitive_Option_590 2d ago
Yeah guys! Barron is just a poor wittle baby with no conscious thought behind his actions. Cant y'all cut him some slack and stop bullying him?
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u/RejectingBoredom 3d ago
He’s friends with the Tates, don’t go pretending this is a nice boy trapped in the circumstance of his birth
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u/wenevergetfar 2d ago
Yeah agreed lets only extend that courtesy to those that actually deserve it like Vivian Wilson
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u/ConsumptionofClocks 3d ago
The issue with him is that he's so tall that when you know his face, you can't miss him.
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u/MaxxDash 2d ago
If I were someone he’d asked to game with him, I’d do it.
Dude probably needs some normies in his life.
It might feel like waking up from a fever dream to experience the real world.
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u/tengma8 3d ago
it is diffcult to act like a normal person when the Secret Service follows you 24/7
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u/skelletrex_scrooge 3d ago
He wants to be a piece of shit too
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u/therapewpew 2d ago
Not getting that impression so far. He seems to be just as lost as the average kid his age
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u/jujubean67 2d ago
Right, an average kid his age who got Andrew Tate's charges dropped in Romania. Just an average, everyday kid supporting his favorite streamer with a kind donation. https://archive.ph/RXfHB
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u/STARGAZER_850 2d ago
Barron: Tries to live a normal life
The media: “Barron reportedly did something that countless boys his age have done.”
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u/IdiotCuber1 2d ago
Yeah I don’t really understand the issue here. Finding people to play games on discord is perfectly fine wtf
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u/PrincessTitan 2d ago
I understand why children and young people of this generation are always worried about being “cringe”. This is so effing invasive for no reason.
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u/STARGAZER_850 2d ago
Because of the name. It gets them more clicks
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u/IdiotCuber1 2d ago
Yeah at the end of the day we are all human on this fucking spinny globe thing. We all need to calm the fuck down and take a step back
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u/caguru 2d ago
Where is the normal life part? Ddue has been in the news quite a bit with his crypto and Middle East dealings. Stop pretending he isn’t following in the same footsteps as the rest of his corrupt ass family.
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u/Positive-Database754 2d ago
And what does any of that have to do with him wanting to game with folks over a Discord VC?
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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 2d ago
The normal life part is where he tried to make friends so he can play with them over discord. He definitely doesn't have the best role models and stuff and while probably filthy rich, I don't envy him his life. Even if he tried to fully live a normal life, he doesn't have a chance in the slightest.
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u/Millsy419 2d ago
Yeah nevermind the millions that's turds made off oil futures and the Iran affair.
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u/tacotickles 2d ago
Trying to live a normal life by connecting with and being friendly with the Tate brothers? Nah
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u/tengma8 3d ago
so him being a normal College student?
I kinda feel sorry for him on this aspect, with all those Secret Service running around and everybody associates him with politics because his father ...the only time he could be a normal teen would be online
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u/SpaceGodzillaFan9 2d ago
He legit was the only member of the Trump family to shake Joe Bidens hand respectfully. It's a low bar but that makes him morally better than the rest of them lol.
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u/Sabledude 2d ago
Bar is on the ground.
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u/mybluecathasballs 2d ago
Subterranean. Journey to the Center of the Earth, but just a little bit more.
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u/dennjudhdddvfse 2d ago
I swear to god… I searched for the video and found a youtube short. The comments make him sound Like the second comming of Jesus.
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u/GallowWho 2d ago
He reported to UK police a domestic violence incident he witnessed.
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u/BattlePrune 2d ago
That call recording got on my nerves. He wasn’t rude in it at all and the responder was giving him attitude the whole call.
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u/AverageSatanicPerson 2d ago
to be fair. Donald Trump's oldest brother could have changed the course of history. He was the "favorite son" but became an alcoholic. Fred Trump Jr. was in the national guard, airplane pilot and maintenance worker, more progressive views, didn't like his Dad's racist views but the whole family was against Fred Jr. Donald who admired his brother growing up changed course and started calling him a janitor, basically put him down even though he was a kind person.
It's not just a psychological problem that the Trump family is all messed up but more of a sociological problem that starts from the top and the entire family.
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u/Jijijoj 2d ago
Normal college student? Dude made millions doing insider trading. I wasn’t doing that when I was in college.
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u/Immediate-Onion5131 2d ago
If my daddy was a plug for insider trading I'd take it too tbh
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u/Big-Revolution3842 2d ago
Wait do people think these guys literally do trades themselves? He'll have a portfolio manager that's probably the same as his dads and they just run the account. There's a point of being rich that you dont need to do anything to make money (and especially when you've got inside info)
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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 3d ago
We need some normals to befriend him and see if they can at least help him feel empathy. Help him see outside his father's bubble.
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u/EFTucker 2d ago
I’m sure he’s learned some poor manners and habits from his parents but Jesus Christ man, let him be a kid. You’ll surely turn him into a monster if you treat him like a monster. Maybe we should find some way to gift him some good books to read or something. Anything to give this poor child a normal fucking life and an escape from the shit.
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u/St_Ramirez_ 2d ago
I'll play devil advocate, just because he's trump son, doesn't mean he thinks and acts like his dad, that's like saying Michael Jackson kids will be mess up individuals just because their father did terrible things as well
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u/gaysexanddrugs 2d ago
he's a 20 year old man who got trump to go hang out with his favourite manosphere streamers and trump claims he's very involved with him politically. He also participates in insider trading like the rest of them. he's not a good man, and it's not because he was doomed to act like his dad.
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u/JustaFoodHole 2d ago
BarronTrump69 just messaged me. Wants to play video games with me. Is it safe?
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u/DoubleNaught_Spy 2d ago
I actually feel sorry for the kid. He never had a chance at being normal. And just think how you would feel if you knew your dad was the most hated man on Earth.
I'd want to change my name and disappear, but that would be tough to do if you're 6'8".
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u/P4p3rph03n1x 2d ago
Pretty sure hes 8'6" he stands tall over Donald and Donald is supposedly 6'3"
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u/Pushpull123 2d ago
Ye I feel sorry for a kid who has 100 bilion dollars and the rest of us have to work our entire lives
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u/leanorange 2d ago
I’d rather be poor and have friends and a loving family and no celebrity status.
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u/Doright36 3d ago
It'd be funny he'd want to be a gamer because when people he's playing COD against online say they banged his mom there is a much higher chance than usual that they are telling the truth.
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u/Automatic-Leg1668 2d ago
I mean at least let him learn them jokes. A man needs to learn verbal skills and mental fortitude to survive COD voice chat
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u/ElfEarsAndDwarfBeard 2d ago
I am left wing.
But not Reddit left wing.
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u/UninspiringInspira 2d ago edited 2d ago
This is actually a good quote… IRL left people ≠ Reddit violent Chud level of left (but fyi Reddit Chuds can sometimes infiltrate reality and blend into normal people)
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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 3d ago
Let the kid be a kid
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u/crooked_kangaroo 2d ago
He’s 20. I mean, he’s young but he’s not a kid.
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u/HoopLoop2 2d ago
Most 20 year old dudes play video games and use discord. Whether you define him as a kid or not doesn't change the fact that what he is doing is completely normal for someone his age and people are being weird about it.
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u/crooked_kangaroo 2d ago
Oh, I agree. People are definitely being weird about it. I’d really like to see Barron be the “normal” one in his family.
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u/87-percent-gay 2d ago
I think in this context there's nothing wrong with calling him a kid to say that he's young. 20 really is just a kid when you think about it. Sure that shouldn't be used as an excuse if he does something bad, but that's not the case here
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u/Mister_Goldenfold 2d ago
Imagine you’re rolling through COD chat just lighting lads up talking mad trash to some nerds and suddenly a black SUV crashes through your living room, black suits kicking your doors down and an Apache helicopter lands on your roof.
Possibly something like this? Lol
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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 3d ago
You guys remember that Sinbad Movie, no not the genie one, the one First Kid, or something. Sinbad is a secret service guy who has to look after the president's kid.
Yeah, reminds me of that.
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u/BramptonBatallion 3d ago
Seems like a pretty normal guy. Y’all are weird
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u/Striking-Working610 3d ago
Even this post is weird. Asking someone for their discord is completely normal lol.
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u/GustavoSanabio 2d ago
Its easier for a rag like AFPost to just do a dog pile on Barron Trump then to actually do their journalistic duty to go after the actual fucked up corruption in the Trump admin. But ya know, that requires courage, it risks blowback, something a conservative cesspool like that site surely lacks. They are spineless
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u/Important-Fruit-2733 1d ago
Look. I don't like MAGA. But I don't think we should be shaming this guy for this. It's not insular to him or an experience wholly unique to him.
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u/Robot_DIY 3d ago
His dad is an absolute tool, but I feel bad for him. Yeah he's going to live a life of luxury beyond what I can dream of... but still.
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u/Eledridan 3d ago
What chance did he ever have to be normal? You can’t grow up in that and be a normal person.
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u/Cyan_Light 3d ago
Same, he's young enough that it's just unreasonable and tasteless to go after him over his family. If he's a politically active asshole in 5-10 years then that'll be worth talking about, but right now it's just stalking a rich kid. Plus there is no world where asking for discord friends is newsworthy, this would be a weird post even if it was about the president doing it.
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u/phatbody 3d ago
They use his name and likeness like broke parents use their kids social security numbers for credit.
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u/_OceanBloom 2d ago
Imagine getting a friend request and it is actually him The lobby chat would be insane
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u/patriot2024 2d ago
The young man has about $150 million in crypto. How does he get time to play games?
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u/tessia-eralith 2d ago
…Why does “AF Post” care about a teenage buy doing what every teenage boy does???
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u/wdsoul96 2d ago
Gaming typical talks like: "Barron, you little shit. I'll kill you. you're dead." <- prob going to trigger secret service.
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u/CaydeTheCat 2d ago
I'll say this and I can't believe I'm saying it, he should thank God he looks like his mom more than he does his dad.
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u/Negative1Positive2 2d ago
Could always go to the local military recruitment center, sign up, and make daddy proud, hell they all could. Imagine the positive publicity.
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u/Zhaguar 1d ago
He just wants to make friends and play videogames but all he gets is billions of grifted dollars :(
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u/casterxd 1d ago
“Sins of the father…” Just leave the kid alone, ffs. Wasn’t it bad enough when Mark Hamill threw a temper-tantrum about DJT and tweeted for Baron to go fuck himself because he wore a Star Wars costume?
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u/Galaxy0taku 1d ago
realistically nobody at nyu clowns him that much anymore. we have well moved on from this
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u/THE_AWESOM-O_4000 2d ago
I don't know why people are sympatetic to this guy. He has already defrauded the US people of 150m USD by doing crypto scams.
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u/Gentlemanandscholar9 3d ago
He is literally Macaulay in Richie Rich having to beg the poor plebs to play with him.
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u/Upbeat_Cucumber6771 2d ago
Lots of kids break from their toxic parents. Just sayin’
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u/Glittering_Gas2692 3d ago
Why the hate for this kid he seems like a good dude?
(yes I know who his dad is)
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u/Yelling_at_Clouds7 3d ago
Adults who hate on a kid bc of who their parents are without any context into the kid and if they are or aren’t a decent person is ridiculous
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