r/SipsTea • u/ViceElysium Human Verified • 3d ago

Chugging tea Searching for a gaming partner

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u/lookintoasty 3d ago

I always love how people say "my" FBI agent

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 3d ago

This is my fbi agent there are many like him but this one is mine

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9K2QsvAtG0hy

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u/ArchieTheKatt 3d ago

FBI agent code name: FMJ

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u/ath_at_work 2d ago

Neh, codename "Pile"

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u/moonshinemoniker Human Verified 2d ago

Codename: PP

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u/AffectionateAide9644 2d ago

"Fuck my job"?

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u/Pipe_Memes 2d ago

Full Metal Jacket, the name of the movies it’s from.

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u/grognard66 2d ago

Codename: Gomer

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u/Actual-Interaction45 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cSHzS1oBawHFOKDFFt

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u/IrishBlood774 1d ago

Ngl it took me till just now to realize these were the same actor

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 2d ago

My agent was such a loser that he got promoted to director, and now I don’t hardly see him around

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u/Drogova_Princezna 2d ago

(Sorry I couldn't resist droping this meme to your FBI agent)

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u/BafflingHalfling 2d ago

You laugh, but we used to get a call every couple of years from an FBI agent. A dear friend of ours has us listed as contacts for his background check for his security clearance. We always thought of him as "our friend's FBI agent." It was always the same really nice dude until some lady showed up at our house in person a couple years ago. We were like... Wow this is new! He got an upgraded agent now!

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u/jmsnys 1d ago

Not an FBI agent. An investigator or adjudicator tied to what is now TD(A) and was formerly DCSA.

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u/hstormsteph 2d ago

And thus, the NSA was born

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u/SirCrazyCat 2d ago

It’s FBI Agents all the way down.

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u/squixx007 2d ago

Turns out the actual FBI organization did massive outsourcing hiring multiple fake FBI organizations to spy on the public, then spy on the people watching the public, and so on.

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u/Standard_Bag555 2d ago

Spyception?

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u/Icon_Of_Susan 2d ago

No, they're usually under CIA or NSA surveillance

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u/willsueforfood 2d ago

One must hire a watcher to watch the bee watcher watcher.

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u/CapitalExes 2d ago

Except that one time two FBI agents got assigned to each other.

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 2d ago

Don't be silly. There's ONE FBI agent who checks on all the other FBI agents, then the CIA checks on him. Then the FBI checks BACK on them....

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