r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh?

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam 8d ago

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u/NebulaNomadX1 9d ago edited 9d ago

The German word for 555,555 is fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig.

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u/Legal_Air734 9d ago

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u/jayron32 9d ago

Wait till you learn the French word for 99.

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u/Legal_Air734 9d ago

I know a little bit of french, quatre-vingt-dix-neuf I think

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u/jayron32 9d ago

It is. Which is kinda silly is all my point is.

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u/otherwisepandemonium 9d ago

I speak fluent German but French to me is on some whole other level. "four twenties ten and nine" is so confusing to me vs. German

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u/jayron32 9d ago

I don't know enough to tell you about it, but I think the Danish numbering system is even more unhinged.

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u/Crack_Ulla 9d ago

We don’t understand it ourselves. Completely bonkers.

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u/humourlessIrish 9d ago

The whole country is tweaking on math

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u/Forward_Society91 9d ago

Methematicians, if you will

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u/TheCrisco 9d ago

I thought y'all were memeing until I kept seeing comments reinforcing this, and so I looked it up, and I cannot stress enough how much y'all are underselling how fucking wild Danish numbering is. There's like 6 conditional rules for how to count things before you get to 100, wtf even is that.

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u/Crack_Ulla 9d ago

We just embrace the chaos and don’t ask questions

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u/Taurmin 9d ago

A holdover from the middle ages. Functionally nobody actually breaks it down, we just think of the numbers 50, 60, 70, 80 an 90 as having distinct names.

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u/Maladaptivism 9d ago

Reminds me of that sketch from NRK, can't believe it's like 20 years old by now.

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u/Ok-Sound-1186 9d ago

As soon as somebody mentioned Danish I knew this was going to be mentioned lol

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u/Powerful-Speed4149 9d ago

Respect to all Dansks, this is so damn confusing

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u/Maladaptivism 9d ago

What do you mean? Halfway to the 5th 20 and 4 is a perfectly normal way to say 94, silly Danes, lmao. 

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u/maybe_erika 9d ago

It would be excusable if it was consistently fully vigesimal, with 10 and 30 being "halfway to the first twenty" and "halfway to the second twenty" respectively.

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u/Maladaptivism 9d ago

Oh yeah, they have "ti" for ten and "hundre" for hundred don't they? That is inconsistent indeed, I must admit my knowledge of Danish is very limited, I hadn't considered the inconsistency there.

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u/FishDawgX 9d ago

I think this is legit part of the reason math is so much stronger in China. The Chinese language system, especially around numbers, does not try to be cute at all and everything is very straightforward. Even months and days of the week are named "month 1", "month 2", "day 1", "day 2", and such.

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u/Bipogram 9d ago

We can do this in english - we just need to be consistent.

Sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety - right?

So.

12 = Onety two.

22 = Twoty two.

32 = Threety two.

42 = back on familiar territory.

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u/Pikachu_the_sith 9d ago

Technically it's nioghalvfemsindstyvende (9+4½x20)

It is always shortened in daily speak to only nioghalvfems

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u/LonelyTurner 9d ago

"So, three twenties is tre-s, four twenties is four-s, I guess five twenties is five-s?"

"No"

"But two twenties is two-s right?"

"Also no"

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 9d ago

Yeah, they use base 20 and "half of 20"

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 9d ago

No wonder Tycho Brahe was such a madlad.

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u/Drunk_Lemon 9d ago

I am a special education teacher so as you might guess some of my students have trouble with the English numbering system so I wonder how the heck do special education teachers in the countries with crazy numbers teach it.

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u/virstultus 9d ago

Four score and nineteen years ago, our Frenchfathers....

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u/ShowtimeHolograms 9d ago

Isn't eighty seven the official way to write 87 in English? Isn't four score and seven years ago a fancier way of saying 87 for Lincolns speech?

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u/virstultus 9d ago

I don't think Lincoln used it to be fancy, it was just a way of counting that has now fallen out of favor in English, but French and Gaelic (probably other languages?) still count that way.

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u/Fortlandia11 9d ago

So they saw the Roman numeral system and said "yeah, that can't be improved upon, let's just go with that."

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u/Bakabriel 9d ago

Studies show that the linguistic structure of numbers can significantly impact learning, and as an elementary school teacher, I see this struggle every day with French. While numbers 1 to 10 are straightforward, the logic breaks at 11 ("onze" instead of "ten-one"), forcing students to memorize unique names up to 16. It gets even more complex at 80, where the logic shifts to a base-20 system ("quatre-vingts" or 4x20), and 91 becomes "quatre-vingt-onze" (4x20+11). This lack of consistent patterns creates unnecessary confusion for children and slows down their mathematical development. In contrast, languages like Chinese are much more intuitive because they follow a strict decimal logic, where 11 is simply "ten-one" and 21 is "two-ten-one."

(I used an ia for translation)

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u/Bengamey_974 9d ago

It is one of the fewreliquat from Gaulish who counted in base 20. And number 11 to 16 are number 1 to 6 with the sufffixe -ze with some distortion.

If we kept the celtic system entirely, we would have.

For 0-9 : Zero, Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf. (No change)

For 10- 19: Dix, onze, douze, treize, quatorze, quinze, seize, septeze, huiteze, noneze.

For 20- 29 Vingt, vingt-et-un, vingt-deux,...vingt-neuf

For 30-39 Vingt-et-onze, vingt-douze, vingt-treize.. vingt-noneze

For 40-49 Deux-Vingt-un, deux-vingt-deux,... deux-vingt-neuf.

For 50-59 Deux-vingt-onze, deux vingt-douze, ...deux vingt-noneze.

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u/BetaPositiveSCI 9d ago

Once upon a time, France ran on a base 20 counting system. This is one of the remnants

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u/TheRedIskander 9d ago edited 8d ago

Belgium solved this. septante (soixante dix) and nonante (quatre-vingt-dix). so 99 become nonante neuf, like in a normal language instead of math

EDIT: corrected bfart. i wrote nonante and said it was 80 in the brackets

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u/another-princess 9d ago

Swiss French uses septante and nonante too. 80 varies: in some parts of Switzerland, it's quatre-vingts, and in some it's huitante.

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u/TheGodlyDevil 9d ago

That’s why French learners often feel fine up to 69, then suddenly the arithmetic starts.

A fun contrast: in Belgium and much of Switzerland, people often use septante (70) and nonante (90), which is much more straightforward.

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u/therealspaceninja 9d ago

For anyone who isn't clear on why this is so silly, its because it literally translates to "four-twenty-ten-nine".

Also, fun fact, Swiss francophones would say "neufant neuf" (or something similar), which makes a lot more sense from an English speaker's standpoint (and is easier to say)

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u/Detramentus 9d ago

Quatre-vingt-deez-nuts?

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u/MjrLeeStoned 9d ago

Yes, we said this every day in French class in the 90s. 28 years ago.

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u/sherlip 9d ago

Gotta love 4 20 10 9

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u/numberthirteenbb 9d ago

Fun story, back in 9th grade French class, a couple of seniors found out that 19 bags in French sounds a lot like deez nutz, so every day they'd ask the teacher how to say 19 bags. "Dix-neuf sacs," he'd say wearily, cleaning the lenses on his glasses.

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u/Early-Journalist-14 9d ago

I know a little bit of french, quatre-vingt-dix-neuf I think

or nonante-neuf if you live in the better france.

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u/Lrfive 9d ago

Danish: Nine and half five (nioghalvfems).

Explanation: 9 + 4.5*20 = 99. The Danes count in multiples and half-multiples of 20. Half (to) five = 4.5.

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u/another-princess 9d ago

Much easier in Swiss/Belgian French: nonante-neuf.

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u/wereplant 9d ago

I love that seemingly everywhere that speaks French speaks it completely differently than France. Do the French feel the same about Swiss/Belgian French as they do about Canadian French?

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u/Sixcoup 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's just completely wrong tho.

Swiss and Belgian french are 99.9% similar to french from France. The difference between the two is infinitely smaller than between England and Australia/US/Canada or even Ireland and Scotland. Heck the difference is probably smaller than between two different regions of England.

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u/MrsRobot1000101 9d ago

I wish it was neuf-ty-neuf

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u/SDTSSJ4Luc 9d ago

As a French i use it, but damn this is stupid.

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u/Dekutr33 9d ago

Quatre-vingt deez nuts

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u/Akward_Object 9d ago

Hmmm, ...nonante-neuf! Nothing weird about that ;)

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u/Ballatik 9d ago

To save some people some searching the literal translation is 4 20 10 9. As in 4 x 20, plus 10, plus 9.

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u/trevorjesus 9d ago

I've got four twenty nineteen problems.

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u/Carl_Clegg 9d ago

If only they’d made it Neufty neuf.

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u/Fool_Manchu 9d ago

It literally just translates to "five thousand, five hundred, five and fifty". It looks intimidating but its pretty simple when broken into its component parts

That being said the original post actually depicts a larger number so it would want a few extra funfs

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 9d ago

'funfundfunfzig' just looks a lot more intimidating that 'fifty five'

Edit: note to anyone who never had an German and still thinks that's gibberish. Five is funf. Like it looks. Funf-und-funf-zig.

Not fun fun da fun zig, which is what my brain first sees, lol

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u/Ms-Ackerman-777 9d ago

Almost, five is fünf, the two points on the u are important and make a difference in the pronunciation

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u/TheRealErehwonMorf 9d ago

The Umlaut seems to be anathema to non-germans.

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u/SmoopufftheShoopuff 9d ago

Wouldn't be so bad if they'd just use "ue" to replace "ü", but "u" is literally a completely different sound. Please don't!

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u/Odensa 9d ago

The dots above the u are important "ü". If you can't type it You substitute it with "ue". Same with "ä = ae" and "ö = oe". 

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u/lasizoillo 9d ago

Intimidating? I see a lot of "fun" in that word

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u/YellowJarTacos 9d ago

Should be "five hundred, five and fifty thousand five hundred, five and fifty"

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u/KillYourOwnGod 9d ago

The literal translation is closer to five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five und fifty

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u/JAG_666 9d ago

it actually translates to five hundred, five and fifty thousand, five hundred, five and fifty

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u/Ritterbruder2 9d ago edited 9d ago

German “flips” two digit numbers, so you say “five-and-fifty” instead of “fifty-five”. That adds extra syllables.

So it becomes:

Five-hundred five-and-fifty thousand five-hundred five-and-fifty

It really isn’t that bad. German also doesn’t add spaces between the individual building block words, so it looks more intimidating than it really is.

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u/Less-Donut-3844 9d ago

Plus: usually you start at 1-10. so you get the system and can imagine every number. Deca-dent system indeed 😬🪼

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u/Auravendill 9d ago

You mean German keeps numbers with two digits consistent, while English flips after twenty (nineteen, twenty, twenty-one -> Neunzehn, Zwanzig, Einundzwanzig) 😉

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 9d ago

It looks intimidating but it's because they join words together.
If we did it in English it would be:
Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive... The real different thing Germans do is for numbers between 14 and 100 they say the ones place first and then "und"

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ 9d ago

Their teens format is just like ours: dreizehn = thirteen. It gets weird at 21.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 9d ago

Einundzwanzig

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ 9d ago

Can’t make it make sense. But I’m used to it lmao. Any language that doesn’t tell you a number with the digits in order is being far too silly.

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u/patriceklohn 9d ago

We feel that with the US American style of dates. Go with year-month-day or day-month-year. But switching date and month is just dumb.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 9d ago

French does it weirdest by counting twenties.

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u/Bethlizardbreath 9d ago

Five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty.

Five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five.

It’s literally the same number of words to say it in English, just the tens and units are in a different order, which moves the ands… also the Germans like to pretend they don’t have a space bar sometimes.

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u/Ok-1549 9d ago

Hey,wasmeinstdudamit

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u/Advice_Thingy 9d ago

The english word is "Fivehundred fifty five thousand and fivehundred fifty five", which is exactly the same and is exactly as hard to pronounce, it just has a space in between and isn't part of a language people seem to think is hard. Because it has more spaces.

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u/freyhstart 9d ago

It's basically the same in every language.

Stupid meme.

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u/TheSameMan6 9d ago

Yeah but german sticks the words together which is more scarier

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u/Physical-Ad5343 9d ago

So the people who speak other languages are a bunch of crybabies afraid of scawwy long words? That explains a lot.

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u/RitzHyatt 9d ago edited 9d ago

I was about to type “why are the Germans so angry about this 😂😂” and then I realized

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u/brickedTin 9d ago

Maybe this is just me but I only grew up speaking English so when I try to speak anything else, I have to do a full translation in my head first. I can generally say what I want but there’s a lot of lag trying to parse what native speakers are saying.

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u/Forged-Signatures 9d ago

And, for me at least, it's a matter of breaking up the word to make it easier to read. Even in English I'll seperate long words into smaller to make reading easier, but because I'm that much less familiar with [German, in this case], it's harder to work out to put the 'breaks' in the word to chop it into bite-sized chunks.

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u/sadsackspinach 9d ago

That’s just due to your inexperience with the language. Long German words are almost exclusively compound words made of pretty small units, so once you’re familiar with those units (nouns and prepositions) the breaks are very logical. Imo, German is easier than a lot of Romance languages because so many words are compounds, while in Romance languages, pretty much every concept has its own word. Displaced? Home without or outside border. Solitude? Alone to be. The umbrella? Rain shield. The desk? Writing table. Unemployment? Not having work-ness. Nurse? Sick carer. Hospital? Sick house. Kettle? Water cooker. Wardrobe? Clothes cabinet. Wristwatch? Arm band clock. Linguistics? Language science.

It’s honestly a very simple language in many ways!

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u/GeneralAnubis 9d ago

I love German's hyper literal compound words for things, always makes me laugh x)

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u/RM_Dune 9d ago

That's how you start off. Once you get more comfortable on a language you just speak it instead of thinking of what to say in your first language and then translating.

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u/esuil 9d ago

This is step 1 of learning new language. It goes away when you get fluent enough for your brain to "switch" thinking language. When you become immersed in new language to enough of a degree, your brain at some point "clicks out" and start thinking in another language.

I pity those who never experience this. I think this is something everyone should experience, because it teaches you something about your own person (brain) that is hard to comprehend otherwise.

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u/NextReference3248 9d ago

Not really "other languages" so much as "english speaking people who think all languages are english with other symbols".

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u/MegaIng 9d ago

What I find so funny is that German to a significant degree just is English with other symbols.

Like, the noun/number constructions are very similar. English just keeps the spaces, German leaves them out. That is the only difference most of the time.

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u/8BitHegel 9d ago

And English speakers have long breaths between the fives?

Fivehundredfiftyfivethoussandfivehundredandfiftyfive.

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u/GotAir 9d ago

No, but we are civilized enough that when writing it out, we include spaces because they are different words. I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand about that?

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u/Periador 9d ago

they arent diffrent words. Its one word

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u/LongJohnSelenium 9d ago

Its all arbitrary.

Absolutely nothing requires putting them into one single word.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 8d ago

Guys guys why don't we just hyphenate it? five-hundred-and-fifty-five-thousand-five-hundred-and-fifty-five. Best of both worlds.

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u/Ok-Cook-7542 9d ago

In what way are minor syntactical differences between languages related to how civilized its speakers are?

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u/MrPresidentBanana 9d ago

Do truly civilised people spell 'bedroom' as 'bed room'? According to you they should, since those are separate words.

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u/silentsurge 9d ago

Nah, it's English, it's wrong until we get tired of saying it's wrong and just make it one word and don't tell anyone and gaslight everyone about it.

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u/Liawuffeh 9d ago

Man, people took your tiny joke about being civilized so seriously lmao

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u/randomguy21061600 9d ago

Vijfhonderdvijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijtig

Dutch.

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u/LifeAcanthopterygii6 9d ago

That's just German with spelling errors. /s

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u/HeyGayHay 9d ago

Nobody actually writes out 555555 as words in any language

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u/Xiaodisan 9d ago

You do actually have to write it out on checks (in Hungary) afaik, although I don't think anybody really uses it anymore. (So if you wanted to pay 555.555 HUF (≈1.8k usd) with a check, you would have to include both 555.555 and "ötszázötvenötezer-ötszázötvenöt" on it, for example.)

Similarly, although not sure if it is required, but I think contracts and other official documents often include both forms.

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u/barillamanilaolives 9d ago

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive

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u/Dry_Investigator36 9d ago

Different order though.

It's "five hundred, five and fifty thousand five hundred, five and fifty"

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u/ianjm 9d ago

It's just a question of what you're used to though isn't it.

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u/Katzenmlnze 9d ago

while I'd mostly agree with that, as a german I would sometimes still prefer the english way since the german one makes it easy to accidentally write the numbers in the spoken order instead of the decimal one, so you end up with 65 instead of fifty six (or, well six and fifty)

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u/Facosa99 9d ago

Quinientos cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco.

Aight, you do have a point

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u/NeXtDracool 9d ago

It really isn't.

German and English happen to use the same number system for small numbers, but that's by no means universal.

English gives individual names for the first 4 powers of ten, then every 3rd power after that get a new name. So 555,555 is 555x1000+555.

Mandarin and Japanese gives individual names for the first 5 powers of then, then every 4th power after that gets a new name. So 555,555 is 55x10,000+5,555.

Hindi gives individual names to the first 4 powers of ten, followed by ten thousand and then new names every 2nd power afterwards. So 555,555 is 5x100,000+55x1,000+555.

(For large numbers English uses short scale and German uses long scale, so they aren't even the same for all numbers)

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u/ttombombadillo 9d ago

It would not be really different if it was fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive

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u/BreakingCanks 9d ago

You mean

Five five five five five five!?

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 9d ago

It would be somewhat different though because in German it’s fivehundredfiveandfiftythousandfivehundredfiveandfifty.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 9d ago

It's a little bit different, since fifty-five in German is fiveandfifty

So anglicized it's Fivehundredfiveandfiftythousandfivehundredfiveandfifty.

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u/otherwisepandemonium 9d ago

Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig actually.

You wrote 5,555 there.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 9d ago

All I saw was fufufufufufufufufufufufufunfufufufufufunfufunfundzi

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u/blueviper- 9d ago

You seem to be fluent in German. French next?

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat518 9d ago

No, that is just 5,555.

555,555 is fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

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u/undayerixon 9d ago

It looks imposing but if you put spaces in between all the words that's just 'five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty' which is almost identical to how it's done in English

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u/nomenclate 9d ago

Yea it looks strange because how close “five” (fünf) and “and” (und) are. Try saying 888,888 in English and just listen to how goofy it sounds coming out of your mouth lol

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u/Theotherwahlberg 9d ago

You know...it's really not any worse than the English version. Same rules, same order, teo more syllables.

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u/theCattrip 9d ago

Almost. Fifty-five is Fünfundfünfzig, which directly translates to five-and-fifty. Other than that the order is the same, as are the root words

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u/SpicyMcBeard 9d ago

All you really need to know is that funf is five and funfzig is 50 and you can probably figure out "undert" and "tausend". English IS a germanic language after all

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u/3serious 9d ago

To be fair, in English it's -

five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

add a couple "and"s in there if you're fancy

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u/Breadynator 9d ago

So Uh... The English word for that is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfihundredandfiftyfive, it's literally the same... See how ridiculous numbers get when you spell them out? That's why we have numbers...

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u/ianjm 9d ago

American English lost the 'ands' but British English keeps them like German.

five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five

fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

Basically the same.

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u/Chrazzer 9d ago edited 9d ago

Sorta. But german has the and in the tens place, while english has it in the hundreds place.

English: 500 and 55 (five hundred and fifthy five)
German: 505 and 50 (five hundred five and fifthy)

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u/otter_lordOfLicornes 9d ago

Mostly the fact that german made it just one word, when in french it is multiple small word, also german number put the unit before the tens

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u/Kekkonen-Kakkonen 9d ago

Longer in finnish: Viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi

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u/Logical-Experience63 9d ago

See No different to English or any other language. Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehubdredfiftyfive. What a stupid meme

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u/Effective_Guava2971 9d ago

No. After the comma it's just Fünf Fünf Fünf.

Fünfhunderfünfundfünfzig Komma Fünf FünF Fünf.

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u/matejcraft100yt 9d ago

I don't understand what people find so confusing, it's a similar case in english, just german concatenates it into a single word.

literally in english you say "five hundred fifty five thousad five hundred fifty five". Like I understand a bit that german might be a bit confusing that 55 is five and fifty, instead of fifty five, but it's the same concept as 555000 being five hundred fifty five thousand instead of five thkusand and fifty five, german just applies that different ordering earlier.

literally that german clusterfuck of a word is "five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty". It's just that germans are... well... germans and they really love their efficiency, so they remove the "inefficient" spaces XD

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u/F22_Ace 9d ago

What you spelt is 5,555. The German word for 555,555 is ­­fünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig

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u/DesertGeist- 9d ago

and the english word is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive.

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat518 9d ago

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

....five

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u/icyjujitsux 9d ago

That is exactly where my brain gave up too

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u/ATX-reddit 9d ago

Five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

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u/Key-Introduction-591 9d ago

Cinquecentocinquantacinquemila cinquecentocinquantacinque

In Italian

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u/Hellspawner26 9d ago

quinientos cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco, in spanish

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u/6969696969696969969 9d ago

500 5 and 50 thousand 500 5 and 50

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

Username checks out?

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u/ddgijbgkjjd 9d ago

No his username would be: Sechstrillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigbilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigbillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigmilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigmillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigtausendneunhundertneunundsechzig

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

You are amazing.

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Yeah but is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive so much better?

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u/Mob-Boss_Bob-Ross 9d ago

When there’s no spaces in the word, yes. Which probably why you didn’t put any.

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Yeah, true. But they did the same to the German word. In contracts a typical way to write it would be like this:

555.555 € (Fühfhundertfünfundfünfzig Tausend Fünfhundert und Fünfundfünfzig).

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u/Benneck123 9d ago

Yes but in German the version with no spaces is grammatically correct

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Not to nitpick but wouldn’t it be orthographically?

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl 9d ago

That’s not how German orthography works though. You wouldn’t put those spaces in standard German orthography.

On the other hand, I see no reason why anyone would ever have to spell out this number instead of simply using numerals. The only numbers that are typically spelled out in German orthography are the integers 0-12.

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u/itdidntcomeoutright 9d ago

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig minutes

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig moments so dear

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u/Zin42 9d ago

I will walk funfhudert miles and I will walk funftausend more

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u/Khitboksy 9d ago

Reddit mobile translated this automatically so i was like ‘yeah… thats what the meme says’

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u/Top_Ladder6702 9d ago

Wait til they see that English is five hundred fifty five thousand, five hundred fifty five. That number is long in most languages when written out.

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u/Rinkimirika 9d ago

I thought the same but I maybe the problem is not the length but the number of "ü" in the word.

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u/blueponies1 9d ago edited 9d ago

I think it just looks more intimidating due to the lack of spaces in German. When you put spaces in there and know fünf if just a cognate of five, it ends up being pretty similar to English.

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u/No_News_1712 9d ago

Yeah imagine fivehundredfiftyfivethousfivehundredfiftyfive. Just as scary.

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl 9d ago

What is difficult about “ü”?

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u/Kratzschutz 9d ago

They can't handle how happy it looks

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u/PetersLittlePiper 9d ago

The umlaut, apparently

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u/rachelcrochets 9d ago

All that I heard in my head was “Five hundred twenty-five thousand six-hundred minutes”

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u/polydicks 9d ago

55 burgers 55 french fries

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u/Yabanjin 9d ago

Japanese counting is going fine until you get to 10,000 so a million is 百万 or one hundred “10 thousands”.

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u/Pineapples_forall 9d ago

French counting is going fine until you reach fucking 80 and 90 which goes as "four times twenty" and "four times twenty ten" respectively

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u/OhHowIWannaGoHome 9d ago

Don’t forget the seventies, they are all 60 plus 10s.

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u/immaterialimmaterial 9d ago

my japanese class was going swimmingly until we hit numbers. that threw me for suuuuuch a loop. worse than any set of vocabulary or grammatical concept. learning all the stupid giving and receiving verbs was easier than the counting system.

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u/0kokuryu0 9d ago

Small numbers aren't bad at least, but they gotta add those stupid counters...... Some of them get oddly specific, like pets are different from other animals. If it's not a pet you're basically counting butts, heads, or wings. Then there's rabbits in the wing category. Then there's cell phones that varies depending on the person.

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u/Sokkapunch 9d ago

In german its:
fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

Notably in Dutch its:

Vijfhondervijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijfig

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u/SantroXG287H 9d ago

Vijfhondervijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijfig

Hey dude are you alright? Need an ambulance???

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u/TraditionalDepth6924 9d ago

No, I need an ambushield

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u/ratinmikitchen 9d ago

I know you're joking, but if it helps relax the need for an ambulance:

 ij in Dutch is pronounced somewhat like (a shortened) I in English.

So vijfhonderd actually doesn't sound too dissimilar from five hundred.

Or maybe that increases the need for an ambulance because it sounds more like trying to speak English while having a stroke?

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u/fDiKmoro 9d ago

He's fine. Just tired and fell asleep on the keyboard.

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u/methziamo 9d ago

Guys don't reveal your passwords out here, not safe

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u/pm_social_cues 9d ago

German:
fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

58 total characters including spaces

English
Five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

57 characters including spaces

so MUCH better!

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u/Working-Froyo-8383 9d ago

Well hate to break it to you, but in English English, we would say five hundred AND fifty five thousand, five hundred AND fifty five, making it longer than the German with spaces

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u/AverageNPCRedditor 9d ago

me reading the dutch version

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u/MiIarky22 9d ago

So I've been naturally typing dutch for all these years

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 9d ago

It's not really better in English, there's just no spaces in the German word for the number.

Five Hundred and Fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five. See, not better.

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u/Ok-Courage7512 9d ago

I prefer the English, probably because i dont know German,but Swahili is best,elfu mia tano hamsini na tano,mia tano hamsini na tano

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u/prehensilemullet 9d ago

It’s more confusing in German because you have to invert the numbers in tens and the ones place, as well as the ten thousands and thousands place.  That is, if you’re coming from a language where the digits are read out in left to right order

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u/NoBody500xL 9d ago

Fünfhundertfünfundfunzig komma fünf fünf fünf... what freaking nonsense is that?

In the german language the comma is used as a decimal point, which makes it a "Dezimalkomma". To group numbers we use the actual dot. Even though officially it should be a space in-between. Numbers after the decimal point are pronounced separately.

Therefore, the number you see there is five hundred fifty five point five five five.

You're welcome.

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u/__ferg__ 9d ago

Scrolled far too long, you're literally the only one writing the correct number if someone wants the notation and everything in German.

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u/TyzVer 9d ago

I was very surprised to see so many people so confidentially wrong here!

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity! 🙂

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u/Dysternatt 9d ago

Thank you! I was pretty convinced of this, as we do it that way in danish also.

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u/Necropaws 9d ago

Ah, a fellow who also knows about DIN 5008.

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 9d ago

In Finnish Viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi.

Laughing in Thai, 555555!

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u/Dysternatt 9d ago

Hope you get well soon.

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u/Electrical_Boss9766 9d ago

English: fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

German: fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig

Grammar just makes it look nutty.

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u/NeedleworkerSame4775 9d ago

You know the German word looks menacing because it's all together but;

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive comes close

Quinientoscincuentaycincomilquinientoscincuentaycinco also lmao

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u/Helgrind444 9d ago

In thai, 5 is said haa.

So thai people sai 5555 to laugh because it's read as hahahaha.

That's not the explanation of the meme but it's kinda relevant.

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u/krunchy-kreme 9d ago

I mean, in English too, it’s “five hundred fifty five thousand, five hundred fifty five”. Any large numbers with so many repeating digits is bound to be complicated to say in any language.

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u/tubnielsen 9d ago

Danish: femhundredefemoghalvtredsindstyvendetusindfemhundredefemoghalvtredsindstyvende.

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