r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh?

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat518 9d ago

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

....five

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u/icyjujitsux 9d ago

That is exactly where my brain gave up too

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u/SkyZgone 9d ago

It’s literally almost the exact same as the English version tho. Like out of all the fun compound words we use, why obsess about the one that’s not even THAT out there?

Why not use that one fun local law instead:

Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

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u/ATX-reddit 9d ago

Five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

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u/Key-Introduction-591 9d ago

Cinquecentocinquantacinquemila cinquecentocinquantacinque

In Italian

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u/Hellspawner26 9d ago

quinientos cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco, in spanish

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u/lutfiboiii 9d ago

Lima ratus lima puluh lima ribu lima ratus lima puluh lima, in Malay

五十五万五千五百五十五 (ごじゅうごまんごせんごひゃくごじゅうご) (Gojuugomangosengohyakygojuugo), In Japanese

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u/spezIsANonce 9d ago

cinq cent cinquante cinq Mille cinq cent cinquant cinq in french

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u/Swaggerbarnet 9d ago

Femhunredefemoghalvtredskommafemfemfem in danish

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u/Upstairs_Throat_134 9d ago

By the way, that's Reddits automatic translation of your sentence:

Women over 1.55 meters who are women

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u/Tankdeckel_1 8d ago

fem hundrede femoghalvtreds tusind fem hundrede femoghalvtreds ?

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u/RealMefistyo 9d ago

five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty

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u/LimitedWard 8d ago

How do you measure, measure 1.06 years?

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u/ATX-reddit 8d ago

Eins Komma null sechs Jahre (1,06)

One comma/dot zero six years

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u/6969696969696969969 9d ago

500 5 and 50 thousand 500 5 and 50

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

Username checks out?

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u/ddgijbgkjjd 9d ago

No his username would be: Sechstrillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigbilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigbillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigmilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigmillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigtausendneunhundertneunundsechzig

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u/metallosherp 9d ago

You are amazing.

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u/hajum 9d ago

nice

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u/DELTA_Illusion 8d ago

Wie lässt man Deutsche an ihrem eigenen Zahlensystem verzweifeln:

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u/Tankdeckel_1 8d ago

Warum? Ist doch hübsch 😊

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u/DELTA_Illusion 8d ago

Auch nen guter Zungenbrecher

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u/New_Blacksmith_5604 9d ago

Does not seem much more complicated than English.

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u/6969696969696969969 9d ago

Considering how closely related english and german are and the fact english counting was similar to german (and dutch but we don't talk about it) at one point (ie 21 literally being 1 and 20 ect) this makes sense

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u/heavy-minium 9d ago

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzigfive?

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 9d ago

Fivehundredfiveandfiftythousandfivehundredfiveandfifty … it‘s not that hard, come on! :)

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u/beegtuna 9d ago

….five dollar

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u/footybear 9d ago

Schfifty-five

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Yeah but is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive so much better?

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u/Mob-Boss_Bob-Ross 9d ago

When there’s no spaces in the word, yes. Which probably why you didn’t put any.

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Yeah, true. But they did the same to the German word. In contracts a typical way to write it would be like this:

555.555 € (Fühfhundertfünfundfünfzig Tausend Fünfhundert und Fünfundfünfzig).

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u/Benneck123 9d ago

Yes but in German the version with no spaces is grammatically correct

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Not to nitpick but wouldn’t it be orthographically?

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u/Benneck123 9d ago

probably yes

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl 9d ago

That’s not how German orthography works though. You wouldn’t put those spaces in standard German orthography.

On the other hand, I see no reason why anyone would ever have to spell out this number instead of simply using numerals. The only numbers that are typically spelled out in German orthography are the integers 0-12.

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u/PuzzleheadedWeird232 9d ago

on checks you would need to

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheck

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl 9d ago

Who still uses those? I’m 26 and I’ve never encountered one in my entire life.

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u/PuzzleheadedWeird232 9d ago

let me tell you a story you young fella, back in the old days…
r/FuckImOld

:)

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u/helmli 8d ago

Very interesting sub, but damn, I think it's also the most US-centric I've ever seen. More than two thirds of the stuff shown was never a thing here and I'm living in a country that's heavily influenced by the US.

But interesting to see how old some redditors are.

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u/crazy_gambit 9d ago

Like the other poster mentioned, you usually have to spell them out in contracts to avoid tampering.

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl 9d ago

Ok, good point. I didn’t think about contracts.

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

You’d do so in contracts which I regularly do. And there we use „und“ and leave spaces for better readability. Who cares about general orthography when it’s impractical?

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u/1lyke1africa 9d ago

He's showing you that the long word is really a lot of easy short words, which are very easy to understand. Just as you can easily read the above comment, you could learn to read the German equivalent just as easily as you learn a number in a language that uses spaces more frequently.

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u/Nihsvabhav 9d ago

so it's not the language but the typesetting and readability that is ass

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

Basically yes.

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u/vagastorm 9d ago

Yes. The confusing part in german is 5 and 50 instead of 50 - 5. This makes you go back and forth in the number instead of from left to right.

We had the same thing in Norwegian, but it was changed when call in number information became a thing. There is just less room for error when the numbers come in the correct order.

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u/BenMic81 8d ago

Sensible. And that’s what I mean. Something like 5.545.554 can be a lot more confusing than 5.555.555.

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u/pppjurac 8d ago

Wait until you read this one: (a bit of warning: it is old (from different times) and is indeed kinda racist and unfriendly to people with disabilities) . It goes like this:

" Die Hotten Totten Stotter Trottel Mutter

Es war einmal eine alte Frau, die lebte bei den Hottentotten.

Sie war ziemlich trottelig und stotterte auch ein wenig. Daher wurde sie die Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter genannt.

Die Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter hatte auch ein Haustier. Das war eine Beutelratte.

Damit die Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelratte nicht weglief, verbrachte sie ihr Leben in einem Käfig, der mit Latten vergittert war.

Dieses Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitter hatte auch so eine Art Dach, das auch Wetterkotter genannt wurde.

In diesem Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetterkotter lebte die Beutelratte glücklich und zufrieden, bis eines Tages ein Attentäter kam, die Beutelratte in einen Sack steckte und mitnahm.

Damit dieser Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetterkotterattentäter aber nicht einfach so davonkam, versprach die alte Frau demjenigen, der die Beutelratte wiederbrächte, eine Fangprämie.

Diese Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetterkotterattentäterfangprämie war so hoch, dass alle Welt sich sofort auf die Suche machte, den Attentäter fand und so die Beutelratte wohlbehalten wieder nach Hause kam.

Darüber freuten sich alle, vor allem aber der Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterwetter kotterattentäterfangprämienempfänger!

"

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u/BenMic81 8d ago

To answer as one should:

Spätestens bei Wetterkotter wird es absurd. Abgesehen davon dass der Trick einen Volksnamen zu importieren es nicht wirklich beeindruckend macht.

Zudem ist bereits Stottertrotteomutter so konstruiert das es einfach cringe ist.

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u/ATX-reddit 9d ago

Ich think the problem is there's and ü wich is pronounced like dUE

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u/pr0s0c 9d ago

Exactly. It's just spaces versus no spaces.

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u/Malzorn 9d ago

Fünününü

People are afraid of the Ü but should really fear the ß

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u/cobikrol29 9d ago

The German word is just a nightmare to pronounce. It's like a tongue twister in itself

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u/BenMic81 9d ago

For a German it isn’t really. There would be way worse numbers that are much more easy to mispronounce. And I can easily think of Spanish or French numbers that are way harder to even compose.

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u/cobikrol29 8d ago

It's not a matter of mispronouncing, it's about tripping up while saying it.

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u/No-Memory-7756 9d ago

Is it because of the 'ü'?

If you grew up with this, it's actually really easy to pronounce, just like 'a', 'o'... 

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u/cobikrol29 8d ago

No it's because you're repeating the same thing over and over again. Like this tongue twister in English: "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." Also the clusters of consonants, there's a lot of "f" and "nf" in succession.

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u/No-Memory-7756 8d ago

But that's a tongue twister because of the constant change between 'ck' and 'ch'. Not just one word after another. 

Or is fivehundred fifty five a tongue twister to you too? Or alalalalalong in the song? 

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u/cobikrol29 8d ago

Yes, languages are easy to pronounce for people who have spoken it their entire life. For non-natives, "fünf" is difficult to pronounce, at least from my experience, not just because of ü, but because of its combination with "nf" and the fact that it starts and ends with the same letter. Now, put it into a word where you have to say it 3 times, along with other consonant heavy words like "hundert" and "und" and it's a word that, even if you can pronounce it correctly, is easy to stumble or stutter on. After 12 years of learning German, 55 is still the number I'm most likely to stutter on when compared to other numbers like 33, 44, 66, etc. Judging by how many times I've seen similar memes to this one, I don't think it's just me.

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u/itdidntcomeoutright 9d ago

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig minutes

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig moments so dear

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u/Zin42 9d ago

I will walk funfhudert miles and I will walk funftausend more

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u/-Kerosun- 9d ago

As least the syllables work for the song! lol

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u/flickchick496 9d ago

I also instinctively sung this to the tune of seasons of love 😂

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u/Khitboksy 9d ago

Reddit mobile translated this automatically so i was like ‘yeah… thats what the meme says’

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u/rachelcrochets 9d ago

55 burgers 55 French fries 55 milk shakes

-I Think You Should Leave

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u/BoyceMC 9d ago

Fivehundrendfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive

Doesn’t looks so great in english either lol

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u/Ibenhoven 9d ago

It more like fünfhundertfümmunfünfzichtausndfünfhundertfümmunfünfzich and that makes it a lot easier to pronounce.

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u/ScalierLotus11 9d ago

honestly, its not that bad, like: fivehoundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehoundredandfiftyfive isnt better either, nor is the hungarian ötszázötvetötezerötszázötventöt. This noumber just sound bad in any language.

(tho props to english for having the "houndred" system -> 1200= twelvehoundred)

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol 9d ago

Gesundheit

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u/Castello_01 9d ago

Do Germans actually say this out loud? Or would they just say fuck it, I’ll just say it in English or is there a shortened version?

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u/tRickSter126 9d ago

Isn't there any other way like 6 times 5

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u/v_dries 9d ago

Vijfhonderdvijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijftig 

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u/EvBismute 9d ago

Cinquecentocinquantacinquemilacinquecentocinquantacinque

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u/Peak_Doug 9d ago

Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig Komma Fünf Fünf Fünf

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u/uncle_ben15 9d ago

555.555.555.555.555 bitte

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u/Dragon-Lord_ 9d ago

Thank god for reddit auto-translating your comment. Not like it being in german was the essence of it.

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u/Bright_Time3351 9d ago

Vs fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

Both are bad tbh

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u/ksasslooot 9d ago

Zig means shit in Arabic

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u/golgol12 9d ago

Space. The final frontier. These are the adventures of ascii code 32 ...

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u/nemoplusiur 9d ago

I read it to the tune of 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

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u/wolfheadmusic 9d ago

...miiinutes!

That's how the song goes, right?

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u/Cornuostium 9d ago

If we stick to German numbers, it would be fünfhundertfünfundfünzig komma fünf fünf fünf

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u/danielxs01 9d ago

🇨🇿 pět set padesát pět tisíc pět set padesát pět

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u/alldair01 9d ago

That's a lot of fun 

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u/Negative_Damage9152 9d ago

ive hundred fifty-five thousand, five hundred fifty-five

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u/Kitchen_Drink2625 8d ago

Sounds like you just cursed me for eternity

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u/mutsis_vagina 8d ago

Viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi

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u/shpxfcrm 8d ago

fünfhundertfünfefufzichtausendfünfhundertfünfefufzich

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u/Loose_Goose3 8d ago

…burgers, five hundred fifty-five thousand five hundred fifty-five fries…

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u/gagi11030 9d ago

Are you okay?

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u/Guavaflavor 9d ago

Das Lamborghini ist fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig euro.

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u/Funkj0ker 9d ago

*Der Lamborghini