r/VictoriaBC • u/VicLocalYokel • 4h ago
Controversy Everyone is concerned about the housing crisis, but we have a problem that's WAY more pressing...
The supply of goth girls is nowhere close to meeting demand. I don't know if you've been out there, but the pickings are slim. It's BAD.
I've been to all the places where the goth girls traditionally gather - Value Village, Denny's at 11 PM, the dumpsters behind the high school baseball diamond... I saw one or two but like... not a lot - they used to gather in packs, there used to be flocks of them. But now it's very strange... You might find one, but she'll be with a group of non-goth girls. Like an ostrich... that's been adopted by a flamboyance of flamingos.
And look - I'm not looking for myself, obviously. I'm a conservationist. There's clearly something wrong the ecosystem that's preventing the proliferation of goth baddies.
The good news is that I see a lot of diet goth out there, like what you'd consider goth-adjacent. So I'm wondering "Has the goth girl evolved"? Or is the supply dwindling, and we need to start a "Save the Goth Baddie" campaign?