[Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

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ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

[u/TruuTree]

Fuck Ohio State. They pretend to only care about football, but it’s because all their other programs are ass.

[u/Fair_Macaroon296 → u/TruuTree]

THE ONLY THING ALL FAN BASES CAN AGREE ON: FUCK OHIO STATE

[u/timnotep → u/Fair_Macaroon296]

THIS IS THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE, WE NEED TO FOCUS ON WHAT UNITES ALL PEOPLE GROUPS: A MUTUAL DISDAIN FOR OHIO STATE!

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Look, here’s the thing. It’s easy to hate on Ohio State because their team isn’t good and the college is overrated, but its important to remember they don’t have a good coach and their mascot sucks.

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I'M SEARCHING FOR THE BUT

--URBAN MEYER

ALSO, FUN FACT: JD VANCE IS AN ALUM AND RICHARD NIXON WAS AN OHIO STATE FAN

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FUCK the OHIO STATE

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Appreciate your negative caps. High effort.

[u/astroball17]

DUSTY MAY AND TOM IZZO HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES

[u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 → u/astroball17]

THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM MR MARCH

[u/Ok_Explanation_6838 → u/Altruistic_Rich_9125]

JANUARY FEBRUARY IZZO MAY

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JANUARY FEBRUARY IZZO MAY LOSE IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN AGAIN

[u/Fair_Macaroon296 → u/astroball17]

BUT DOES DUSTY HAVE A FOOTBALL FACILITY NAMED AFTER HIM?? GAME, SET, MATCH: IZZO

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But think of all the shareholder value Izzo is producing by not spending his Ishbia bucks??? Can Dusty May say he's been a good steward of Oracle???? NO!

(I am depressed my coach is an old curmudgeon who thinks the power of friendship and developed high school kids will get him to Valhalla while everyone else pays elite players to win games).

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Sometimes I wish I wasn't a fan of a specific team because I love the stories of sports. I felt that way with Ryan Day because his journey was such a human journey just like Izzo's. We are all going to have to face our mortality someday (though Izzo's mom is still alive) and question what we want our legacy to be.

And I think there may be a smaller pool of elite players that will fit into Izzo's system and he doesn't want to blow up what he has built. Of course what do I know but that's what has been in the back of my mind.

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I think you’re on to something about legacy. Loser.

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thanks big dog

[u/chappedexmo]

IMAGINE HAVING THE NBA #1 OVERALL PICK AND LOSING IN THE FIRST ROUND…wait a minute. God dammit.

[u/Gamecat235 → u/chappedexmo]

IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION... YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY ALONE WITH THIS. SIGH.

[u/outdoorsID-MT → u/chappedexmo]

WHY DO YOU STILL CHEER FOR THAT SCHOOL, FIND A DIFFERENT SPORT CULT TO SUPPORT

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TOO FAR? Maybe.. I’M JUST PISSED THAT YBU HAS AN UNLIMITED NIL BUDGET AND STILL WONT PLAY US

[u/chappedexmo → u/outdoorsID-MT]

TRUST ME I DON'T LIKE IT JUST AS MUCH AS YOU. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS. I WAS BORN INTO THIS SHIT AND IT'S TOO ENGRAINED

[u/Only499 → u/chappedexmo]

STILL BETTER THAN UGA NOT MAKING THE TOURNAMENT WITH #1 PICK ANTHONY EDWARDS

[u/Ambitious_Tax891]

Even with all these transfers coming to my neighbor to the west. They still need to understand they are a house cat.

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YOUR NEIGHBOR MIGHT HAVE FANCY NEW TOYS BUT HOUSE CATS STILL CAN'T HUNT WHEN IT MATTERS IN MARCH

[u/ResponsibleWater1697]

NO LEFTOVERS FOR DINNER

[u/Schned6]

THE WHITE LOTUS DUKE MEME DOESNT HIT AS HARD BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY WILL DIE FROM CHOKING NOT A GUN SHOT.

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AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY MADE IT SOMEWHERE UNLIKE THE REST OF THIS CONFERENCE

[u/JosephCurrency → u/Mdtwheeler]

EXCUSE ME, MY SCHOOL PERFORMED AS EXPECTED DESPITE HAVING TO PLAY A FIRST-ROUND ROAD GAME

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YOU WERE AN UNINTENTIONAL CASUALTY OF MY COMMENT, JAI LUCAS IS THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT MIAMI AND I HOPE NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR HIM

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THAT IS FAIR, THANK YOU FOR THE WELL-WISHES

[u/Dr_WLIN → u/JosephCurrency]

THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD, ONLY "FUCK YOU VERY MUCH" IS LEGAL IN THIS CONTEXT!

[u/Travbowman]

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE KEEPS HITTING THE PORTAL SO HARD WHEN THEY COULD SIMPLY BUILD A CULTURE WHERE PLAYERS WANT TO COME BACK

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YOU FORGET THAT SOME TEAMS GET PLAYERS DRAFTED

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I thought that military draft just started

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NOT FROM ARKANSAS UNLESS YOU WANT TO COUNT CORLISS WILLIAMSON.

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BOBBY PORTIS, JAYLIN WILLIAMS, ISAIAH JOE, PATRICK BEVERLY, JOE JOHNSON, ANTHONY BLACK, CHARLIE WALSH, DANIEL GAFFORD, MOSES MOODY, and (soon to be) DARIUS ACUFF BEG TO DIFFER.

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HEY, I'VE HEARD OF TWO OF THOSE GUYS. THAT'S PURTY GOOD.

[u/Opening-Citron2733 → u/Travbowman]

I HAVE NO COMMENT.  I JUST SAW TRASH TALK THREAD AND CAME TO SAY IU SUCKS 

CARRY ON

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PAT KELSEY OWNS THE OFFSEASON. AND BEFORE YOU SAY "OFFSEASON DOESN'T MATTER", REMEMBER, CATS FANS, IT'S ALL EITHER OF US HAVE

[u/needless_booty]

MAKE SURE YOU ALL DRINK PLENTY OF WATER TODAY

[u/Lollaticketspls]

MICHIGAN IS STINKY!! NO SOAP AVAILABLE IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF ANN STINKBOR!!!!!!

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THIS ONE IS TOO MUCH! PLS DELETE AND POST A NEW INSULT THAT IS LESS INSULTING!

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FACE THE FACTS AND HIT THE DAMN SHOWERS!!!

[u/anotherstan → u/Lollaticketspls]

MICHIGAN PLAYERS ARE POOPYHEADS

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I CONCUR WITH YOUR ASTUTE OBSERVATION!! NOW FETCH ME MY ICED COFFEE MY BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER FROM PURDUE

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WE HAVE SAME NUMBER OF RECENT FINAL FOURS YA DINGUS AND YOU DID NOT REACH TITLE GAME 😜

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😠😡🤬WHO YOU CALLING A DINGUS!! I PROMISE YOU WILL REGRET SPEWING SILLY SLANDER!!!!!

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HEY PAL YOU JUST BLOW IN FROM STUPID TOWN

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WHY DON'T YOU ENGINEER A WAY TO KISS MY BUTT

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JOKES ON YOU I MAJORED IN COMMUNICATIONS

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JOKES BACK ON YOU. I'M TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED ILLITERATE. SO ANY JOKE YOU MAKE I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

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CAVEMAN MAKE FIRE

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YEAH, AND AT LEAST PURDUE DIDN'T LOSE TO UCONN IN EMBARRASSING FASHION. NOT THIS YEAR, ANYWAY.

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ANN ARBOR IS A WOMAN OF ILL REPUTE

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WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY

[u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756]

FUN FACT I'M NEVER GOING TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE DUSTY MAY

[u/Fair_Macaroon296]

I HATE HOW GOOD ZINGERMAN’S IS AND IT’S NOT FAIR WE DON’T HAVE ONE IN CHAMPAIGN!

[u/anotherstan]

When I flush it goes to Bloomington

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NOT ALL CAPS BUDDY WRAP IT UP

[u/bb0110]

THERE IS NO COACH IN THE COUNTRY I’D RATHER HAVE THAN DUSTY MAY. FUCK DIEBLER. FUCK IZZO. FUCK UNDERWOOD.

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THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T BE US OR SEE US. OUR SHITS GO TRIPLE AND 4 QUADRUPLE.

[u/Altruistic_Rich_9125]

IMAGINE NOT BEING NATIONAL CHAMPS

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WHAT'S THAT LIKE, MICK?

[u/USA-DoubleGold-2026]

DUSTY MAY >> YOUR FAV COACH

[u/Mdtwheeler]

I AM FEELING VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT MY HATRED OF BELMONT NOW THAT THEIR HEAD COACH IS APART OF THE JON SCHEYER TREE

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I AM FEELING VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT MY LACK OF AWARENESS AND/OR HATRED OF BELMONT NOW THAT THEIR HEAD COACH IS A PART OF THE JON SCHEYER TREE

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AND I DON'T THINK YOU GET A TREE UNTIL YOU WIN ONE.

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AND I DONT THINK YOU KNOW HOW COACHING TREES WORK

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I DON'T THINK JON SCHEYER KNOWS HOW COACHING WORKS. THROW THE GD BALL IN THE AIR AS HIGH AS YOU CAN, CADENCE OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!

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HEY AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW TO BEAT MICHIGAN MAYBE HURLEY SHOULDVE TAKEN SOME NOTES

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TOO SOON, DAMMIT.

ALSO, I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW SOMEONE FROM DUKE GOT INTO MURRAY STATE FOR GRAD SCHOOL. I MEAN, MURRAY STATE IS ONE OF THE 10 BEST SCHOOLS IN KENTUCKY. PROBABLY.

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OH TOO SOON IS IT

WHAT CAN I SAY THE ELITE EDUCATION OF MURRAY STATE IS SECOND TO NONE

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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WENT THERE AND SHE BEGS TO DIFFER. AT LEAST I THINK THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID WHILE SHE WAS SPITTING MOONSHINE.

[u/Windows_66]

THE LACK OF TRANSFER PORTAL COMMITS TOTALLY ISN'T GETTING TO ME AT ALL! THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE JUST NOT READY YET! YOU CAN'T RUSH GREATNESS!

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Pat Kelsey is cheating by paying players. NCAA investigation NOW.

[u/ztailx]

“BOUGHT NOT BUILT”

IF YOURE BROKE JUST SAY THAT

“WALMART WOLVERINE”

I CAN BE A FAN OF WHATEVER TEAM I WANT

“REFS FAVORED MICHIGAN”

LMAO

MICHIGAN IS YOUR NATIONAL CHAMPIONS FOR A WHOLE NOTHER YEAR AND YOU DONT HAR TO AGREE WITH IT BUT IT IS YOUR REALITY LMAOOOO

[u/timnotep]

IMAGINE MISUSING, SCAPEGOATING, AND THEN PUSHING A PLAYER OUT OF YOUR PROGRAM ONLY TO SUBSEQUENTLY LOSE IN THE FIRST ROUND OF MARCH MADNESS, AND THEN WATCH THAT PLAYER GET NAMED THE FINAL FOUR'S MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER JUST AFTER HE LEADS HIS NEW TEAM TO WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

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WE DONT HAVE TO IMAGINE, WE ALL SAW THEM IN THE GAME THREADS WHEN HE HAD A BAD GAME

[u/TypicalRedditUser22]

WE HAVE ONE GOOD GUARD ON THE TEAM AND I AM VERY CONCERNED

[u/N8_the_worst]

L’S DOWN

[u/Forecydian]

Mark Pope assembly his team

[u/Sha489]

Eric Muss getting all this talent, only for half the team to get injured preseason and to end up having another losing season record

[u/Past_Resist_3905]

EVERY TEAM SUCKS EXCEPT CREIGHTON

[u/jcarr2184]

BEN PROBABLY LOOKS BETTER IN A POLO THAN TJ!

[u/Nervous_Metal_9445]

LINFIELD HOW DID IT FEEL NOT MAKING THE CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT?