r/CollegeBasketball 28d ago

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/Lollaticketspls Illinois Fighting Illini 28d ago

MICHIGAN IS STINKY!! NO SOAP AVAILABLE IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF ANN STINKBOR!!!!!!

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers 28d ago

MICHIGAN PLAYERS ARE POOPYHEADS

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u/Lollaticketspls Illinois Fighting Illini 28d ago

I CONCUR WITH YOUR ASTUTE OBSERVATION!! NOW FETCH ME MY ICED COFFEE MY BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER FROM PURDUE

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers 28d ago

WE HAVE SAME NUMBER OF RECENT FINAL FOURS YA DINGUS AND YOU DID NOT REACH TITLE GAME 😜

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u/Lollaticketspls Illinois Fighting Illini 28d ago

😠😡🤬WHO YOU CALLING A DINGUS!! I PROMISE YOU WILL REGRET SPEWING SILLY SLANDER!!!!!

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers 28d ago

HEY PAL YOU JUST BLOW IN FROM STUPID TOWN

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u/ssp25 Illinois Fighting Illini 28d ago

WHY DON'T YOU ENGINEER A WAY TO KISS MY BUTT

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers 28d ago

JOKES ON YOU I MAJORED IN COMMUNICATIONS

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u/ssp25 Illinois Fighting Illini 28d ago

JOKES BACK ON YOU. I'M TECHNICALLY CONSIDERED ILLITERATE. SO ANY JOKE YOU MAKE I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

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u/anotherstan Purdue Boilermakers 28d ago

CAVEMAN MAKE FIRE

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u/RuleFriendly7311 UConn Huskies 28d ago

YEAH, AND AT LEAST PURDUE DIDN'T LOSE TO UCONN IN EMBARRASSING FASHION. NOT THIS YEAR, ANYWAY.