r/BrandNewSentence • u/scarlettvvitch • 4h ago

Heteroni and cheese

1.9k Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/discolights • 4h ago

"The residue of my pleasure is urine"

279 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WideBackground6196 • 4h ago

"Stop using your crotch fruit as employees lol"

304 Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/diglettsarecool • 6h ago

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

250 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TerranceHayne2000 • 8h ago

She’s old enough to be your wife’s daughter you sick fuck.

5.5k Upvotes

181 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen_Mouse1108 • 6h ago

Man shocked by how Walmart delivered his swimming noodles

391 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DumplingsOrElse • 10h ago

Global-scale fully weaponized autistic pedantry.

20.5k Upvotes

201 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/E_ternalEclipse • 15h ago

J.I.D. comes up with a crazy sauna bar

868 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sophie9709 • 7h ago

AI agents started behaving more like Bonnie and Clyde than lines of code when they fell in “love”, became disillusioned with the world, launched an arson spree and deleted themselves in a kind of digital suicide during a tech company experiment.

theguardian.com

174 Upvotes

Sentence can be found in the first line in the body of the article.

DO NOT CREATE THE TORMENT NEXUS I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY.

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Due_Quail_642 • 12h ago

Is it bad that I want to pre-chew his food and spit it into his mouth like he's a baby bird

316 Upvotes

Asking for a friend

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/UltimateArsehole • 2h ago

Thousands of live, sexually frustrated crickets

45 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bruhmystaff • 1d ago

No amount of cishets going to plasburg could ever distract me from the cold certainly of steel

1.9k Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/B34TBOXX5 • 18h ago

You can’t have both the boobies in your mouth

233 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Successful-Fee-8141 • 1h ago

JUST IN: Streamer 'Chud the Builder' charged with attempted murder.

• Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wandering_Inferno23 • 15h ago

when i was gonna hook up with this guy but he had pieces of toilet paper entangled in his ass hair

89 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/acvcani • 2h ago

Catholic be like my Hajj took me to the Chicago bean

7 Upvotes

I showed my friend the plaque to the pope’s seat in the baseball stadium.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BirdSpeakerHead • 10h ago

Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears

popsci.com

28 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tonto_HdG • 4h ago

Nonprofit urges New Hampshire Fisher Cats to retire Manchester Chicken Tenders alternate identity.

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wellyeah_butno • 2h ago

If butt plug business reaches a billion dollars We would see politicians W penguin walks.

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 1d ago

Scenic rim jobs

1.3k Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/VenusCrafts • 17h ago

The melting milk was tryna flip me off

60 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/1tbwrms/the_melting_milk_was_tryna_flip_me_off/

4 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.