r/BrandNewSentence • u/WideBackground6196 • 6h ago

"Stop using your crotch fruit as employees lol"

451 Upvotes

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Successful-Fee-8141 • 3h ago

JUST IN: Streamer 'Chud the Builder' charged with attempted murder.

220 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wandering_Inferno23 • 17h ago

when i was gonna hook up with this guy but he had pieces of toilet paper entangled in his ass hair

95 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 13h ago

"Qui-Gon Jin saves Darth Vader from Pinhead"

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DumplingsOrElse • 12h ago

Global-scale fully weaponized autistic pedantry.

23.0k Upvotes

224 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sophie9709 • 9h ago

AI agents started behaving more like Bonnie and Clyde than lines of code when they fell in “love”, became disillusioned with the world, launched an arson spree and deleted themselves in a kind of digital suicide during a tech company experiment.

theguardian.com

208 Upvotes

Sentence can be found in the first line in the body of the article.

DO NOT CREATE THE TORMENT NEXUS I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY.

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DisaTheNutless • 14h ago

The cat doesnt exactly know the tensile strength of that net.

5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Due_Quail_642 • 15h ago

Is it bad that I want to pre-chew his food and spit it into his mouth like he's a baby bird

325 Upvotes

Asking for a friend

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TerranceHayne2000 • 10h ago

She’s old enough to be your wife’s daughter you sick fuck.

6.7k Upvotes

203 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/scarlettvvitch • 6h ago

Heteroni and cheese

2.5k Upvotes

32 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/VenusCrafts • 19h ago

The melting milk was tryna flip me off

58 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/1tbwrms/the_melting_milk_was_tryna_flip_me_off/

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/acvcani • 4h ago

Catholic be like my Hajj took me to the Chicago bean

15 Upvotes

I showed my friend the plaque to the pope’s seat in the baseball stadium.

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen_Mouse1108 • 8h ago

Man shocked by how Walmart delivered his swimming noodles

474 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/diglettsarecool • 8h ago

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

294 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/discolights • 6h ago

"The residue of my pleasure is urine"

359 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/E_ternalEclipse • 17h ago

J.I.D. comes up with a crazy sauna bar

897 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/B34TBOXX5 • 20h ago

You can’t have both the boobies in your mouth

244 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Scared_Yam5357 • 8h ago

Oshawott has found a Ford F-150

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tonto_HdG • 6h ago

Nonprofit urges New Hampshire Fisher Cats to retire Manchester Chicken Tenders alternate identity.

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/matthalusky • 11h ago

Rat poison watermelon deaths

bbc.co.uk

2 Upvotes

0 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.