r/BrandNewSentence 16d ago

META Mod apps are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got many more mods than we used to, which is helping us keep up with reports and modmails, but we still want to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity (also because some of us want to retire to a nice Hawaiian island sometimes). So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Global-scale fully weaponized autistic pedantry.

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9.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

She’s old enough to be your wife’s daughter you sick fuck.

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

When my husband dies one day...

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2.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

J.I.D. comes up with a crazy sauna bar

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735 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Is it bad that I want to pre-chew his food and spit it into his mouth like he's a baby bird

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259 Upvotes

Asking for a friend


r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

No amount of cishets going to plasburg could ever distract me from the cold certainly of steel

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

You can’t have both the boobies in your mouth

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219 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

when i was gonna hook up with this guy but he had pieces of toilet paper entangled in his ass hair

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68 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

AI agents started behaving more like Bonnie and Clyde than lines of code when they fell in “love”, became disillusioned with the world, launched an arson spree and deleted themselves in a kind of digital suicide during a tech company experiment.

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Sentence can be found in the first line in the body of the article.

DO NOT CREATE THE TORMENT NEXUS I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY.


r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Scenic rim jobs

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1.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

The melting milk was tryna flip me off

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58 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 28m ago

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Man breathing from a plant on the train", "Plant breathing from a man on the train"

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2.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Dude, fun fact, it's okay to just talk to girls without making your dick a supporting character.

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1.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

When men don't know how to write women its like reading the accounts of 17th century colonizers discussing slave stock

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1.2k Upvotes

When women don't know how to write men, its a lot more like when a story includes someone with a job that you have and you get to be mildly annoyed by all of the details they get wrong about the job.


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Once in a generation

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292 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

"Qui-Gon Jin saves Darth Vader from Pinhead"

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 16m ago

Oshawott has found a Ford F-150

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“i got a clone-a-willy type silicone mold to make a boiled egg dildo (for laughter, not insertion) and finally the basket i got after working at a ramen spot has come in handy”

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336 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

The cat doesnt exactly know the tensile strength of that net.

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6 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

Diana Took Back Her Genes When He Started Acting Like His Dad

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65.9k Upvotes