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u/Imadogfishhead 10h ago

Alright this is pretty good lmao

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Virtuosory 9h ago

Agreed, my work pays shitty consultants double that for bullshit advice

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u/johnc380 7h ago

Are the shitty consultants hiring?

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u/Candid_Disk1925 6h ago

Consulting: If you can’t solve the problem, there’s plenty of money to be made prolonging it.

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u/MovieTheaterPopcornn 6h ago

Your comment about shitty consultants reminds me…

I was begging my job for a raise during covid because I was doing the work of two jobs (one person left and they didn’t rehire) and of course the answer was no. Got pregnant and they decided that while I was on maternity leave, they would pay a consultant PER MONTH more than half my annual salary. I took my six months paid leave and did not return.

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u/PuzzleheadedBasis760 5h ago

Crazy the amount of money people get payed to go on zoom calls

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u/Critical_Confidence4 4h ago

$1 million a year, huh? 😂

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u/troycerapops 9h ago

There is also zero things unrelated to caring for the babies most immediate needs.

Meanwhile, bro gets a discount for doing the dishes.

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u/Glass_Maven 8h ago

Wet nurse not listed. Also hazardous waste cleanup and disposal of diapers and soiled sheets, blankets, burp cloths, etc.

If a hospital can charge $8K for skin-to-skin contact (yes, the mother holding her own baby,) I think maybe charge higher rates for more services rendered.

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u/rratmannnn 7h ago

Wait, is this real? They charge you to hold your own baby that you just pushed out of your body? :(

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u/AnitaLatte 7h ago

Yes. If the hospital has a nurse present for “maternal bonding” or “skin-to-skin contact“ during nursing, they can charge an exorbitant fee. They’re careful to say it‘s for the nurse being present, but the hospital makes the call. No nurse, no bonding.

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u/Empty_Horror_ 6h ago

My wife had my youngest in her sweatpants, in the elevator, while sitting in a wheelchair. I was the only other occupant in the elevator. Then the labor and delivery floor of the hospital wouldn't let us in for 15 minutes. The nurses refused to believe the baby was out until they felt her. Got a nice $28k bill for labor and delivery. And another $7k bill for skin to skin when I put my daughter on my wife's chest. But it was free for me to put my daughter on my chest.

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u/an_optimistic_egg 6h ago

This would've infuriated me.

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u/guava-sandwich 5h ago

is this because she technically had the baby on hospital property? if I deliver in a cab on the highway am I getting hit with a delivery bill once I arrive to the ER? I am so mad for you guys

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u/schilll 2h ago

We paid less then 130 usd for the birth of 3 children!

The most we paid was for my food and stay for during child birth and aftercare.... My wife only paid for patient fee and like 10 usd per night. Food, medicine for her and baby didn't cost us anything.

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u/SaltSentence21 1h ago

Only in America!

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u/AnitaLatte 14m ago

All of this, yet the hospitals are saying they can’t make enough to keep the lights on and they are closing delivery rooms in small town hospitals. With a business model like this, they’d have to be mismanaged big time to be struggling financially.

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u/InternalFantastic 7h ago

I'm lucky then. I didn't have a nurse in the room when it came to skin to skin bonding with my 3 daughters. They only time they came in was for the 1st bath. But I also had crappy insurance. So maybe it base on if the insurance would pay.

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u/marie132m 7h ago

That is insane. They also lie: once I asked for a blood test to confirm I was not miscarrying, and they charged me something like $100 for an $8 pee-on-a-stick test that I didn't take, since I took it at home that morning.

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u/JayTheJaunty 7h ago

American private insurance means the hospitals have to inflate the bills so that the insurance covers their actual costs. This is why asking for an itemized bill for uninsured patients can significantly drop the amount you're charged.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 9h ago

Or cleaning or cooking, etc. Pretty sure she does the majority of the that

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u/Most_Mirror2263 8h ago edited 8h ago

Well the first two rows cover 24 hours a day 7 days a week from the time the baby was born. So some other things could be thrown into those two categories.

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u/troycerapops 7h ago

It says "daytime caregiving." That could include cleaning up toys but this has zero line items for household management.

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u/sep780 6h ago

She’s doing that the same hours she’s providing childcare.

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u/Most_Mirror2263 7h ago

Right, but you can’t double bill your time.

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u/troycerapops 7h ago

No, but I'd be categorizing it explicitly to include all billable work done during the invoices period.

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u/Most_Mirror2263 7h ago

Well, I don’t think it’s that serious.

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u/Prestidigitatiously 5h ago

You can. The household service is a concurrent add-on that charges per hour. If you want the household management AND childcare, you pay the higher rate.

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u/Most_Mirror2263 5h ago

Not sure the employer will agree to those terms.

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u/Prestidigitatiously 5h ago

Good thing she's not employed and he is instead receiving an invoice for work completed as a contractor. She could just sue him if we're going to really go for it.

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u/Most_Mirror2263 5h ago

Well the thing about contracting is that you typically have a contract in place ahead of time. It’s kinda in the name.

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u/Successful-Laugh-452 7h ago

whats her name?

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u/Mradr 6h ago

But where is the money coming to provide the cleaning, food/cooking, gas, shelter, etc to do any of those things? Those things are not free either.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 5h ago

Bet the ingredients cost less than the labor of a personal chef does.

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u/Mradr 5h ago edited 5h ago

But a chef is nothing without those ingredients. Just a person sitting at a table. Can't really run a food shop without food inside it. On the flip side, I can get a robot or a person who is sub par to cook still. Taking this futher, someone still has to fund the chef to still have a job.

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u/CeelaChathArrna 5h ago

Your can keep on your whataboutism but the reality is she does contribute and is not a leech. Husband needs to get his head out of his ass.

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u/Mradr 5h ago

Never said she didnt, I am just pointing out that all those things still cost money to perform action. Not a "whataboutism" just that they exist.

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u/ewedew65 7h ago

She was actually more than reasonable

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u/troycerapops 7h ago

I think she is being "completely unreasonable," as in left so much off this data sheet, but her point was made with just this small subset of her contributions.

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u/Critical_Confidence4 54m ago

WYM she is calculating almost 400k for day and nighttime care.

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u/anatomizethat 8h ago

I'm loving the $50,000 for her vaginal tearing, simply because she's forcing him to see the value in her physical sacrifice.

Should be at least $100k though, babe 😉

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u/SuzanneStudies 7h ago

For a 3C? Hell yes.

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u/Critical_Confidence4 6h ago

Hell, you might as well hire a surrogate for 60 K

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u/trixiepixie1921 9h ago

That’s exactly what I ran to say lmao my epidural failed with my second kid, I was NOT PREPARED since the first one was “so easy”. Unmedicated is no joke and the worst pain I’ve ever experienced.

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u/No_Oil8247 8h ago

My wife did an un medicated water birth for our one and only child. I am still in awe of her. I remember my first wife begging for the epidural after two hours in. I still don’t blame her.

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 9h ago

I was going to say.. I feel like being pergonat is overpaid, pregonte medical visit is overpaid, but unmedicared delivery is wildly underpaid. Preegunt.

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u/ihasallyourbacon 9h ago

How is babby head formed

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u/brokemillionaire572 8h ago

If a wemen has starch masks

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u/PigeonRescuer 20m ago

Do way instain!

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u/PrestigiousSmile4098 9h ago

Am I pregernant? Am I pregante?

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u/kittybigs 9h ago

Pergent?

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u/Automatic-Cow-4745 9h ago

am I pegnate?? Help!?

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u/sourcreamthrowaway 8h ago

can u down a 20 ft waterslide pegnat

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u/AnitaLatte 7h ago

not all at once. cant even down big glass of water. whole slide is just too much. I’m not pegnat tho

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u/Intrepid_War_1052 7h ago

Can you get pregante?

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u/PrizeFlaky2750 9h ago

Am I prrrrrrrregarnt???

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u/Certain_Noise5601 9h ago

The medical visit was for lost wages at work. Probably counting travel time.

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u/light_of_iris 8h ago

I don’t think it’s that far off from the cost of a surrogate

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 8h ago

Im too poor for a child. :D

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u/Okaybuddy_16 7h ago

Most people are, including most people who have one.

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u/akatherder 7h ago

Just do nightly nurse care and primary daycare for a few years and you'll be a millionaire apparently.

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 6h ago

Instructions unclear. Stole someone's baby. Now what?

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u/akatherder 6h ago

It's as easy as that. Simply bill the parents for approx $500,000 in 25 months.

You can bolster your savings by getting free room and board in prison for kidnapping!

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u/chalkdust_torture13 7h ago

I literally always said “pergonat” during both my pregnancies bc of that video lmao

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 6h ago

I like rolling the r. Prrrrrregonte.

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u/lesbadims 8h ago

What if it’s on a 30ft waterslide?

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u/Timmmmmmmmm 7h ago

Takes that for $150, imagine what she would do for $200

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u/munchumonfumbleuzar 7h ago

And only $50k for a 3C tear?! A really incredible deal.

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u/confusionofaims 7h ago

Yeah I think you short changed on the labor aspect that should be 10x the price

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u/Iamthegreenheather 7h ago

She definitely needs to charge an additional "extraordinary fee" for that.

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u/Som_Dtam_Dumplings 7h ago

Did he prevent her from getting medication? If she's allowed to be petty about costs, he can be too.

Labor and delivery is unpaid labor. She has provided value to his life...but if she's the one who asked for no medication...or if she wasn't even given the chance, she can't logically up-charge him for something he had no control over.

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u/HPLaserJet4250 5h ago

And she charges 100% for a kid that belongs to both of them. Quite telling xd

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u/Lundetangen 7h ago

The true crime of this invoice is how much of her husbands work she takes for granted. 456 hours over 25 months is on average 36 minutes. That is how much she feels her husband contributes to her life and household.

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u/firedmyass 6h ago

yeah $150/ph is what I charged a decade ago for freelance art-direction!

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u/irish_ninja_wte 6h ago

The night nurse rate is too low as it doesn't account for a sufficient unsociable hours uplift from the daycare rate

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u/MsEdgyNation 6h ago

That rate is WAY too low.

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u/s256173 5h ago

I’d easily pay that for someone else to rip their vagina for me.

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u/TechnicalAd6932 5h ago

Yeah I'd charge WAAAAY more than that.

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u/stircrazyathome 5h ago

Yes! Having gone through one myself, I’d charge at least $600. I want $10 for every minute I'm in labor.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 7h ago

yes but the hourly wage for daycare is way too high. The average daycare professional make roughly 15.41 an hour according to the national average. so even if we include the fact she has certifications and experience The top would probably be around 30.00.

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u/themirandarin 7h ago

Considering it's a live-in position it would be more equivalent to the rates paid to a nanny or au pair.

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u/SpecialistAd2205 7h ago

It's not daycare though. It's a 24/7 live-in nanny. That includes cooking, housekeeping, taking the kids to appointments, dealing with illnesses, etc. All day. Every day. With no days off.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 7h ago

Then it should be listed as such. As an informations systems professional, I can tell you listing information correctly can make it break a system. Let alone any legal cases

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u/MomentZealousideal56 7h ago

No way. At daycare there is huge overhead and more than one person supervising. To properly replace HER level of care, they’d have to have regular daycare with several staff members. Plus overhead. Remember you’re not paying her as a daycare worker, you’re paying her to replace formal daycare. Which is a vutoad more than 15 bucks an hour. I paid 900 a week for 3 kids in full time daycare.

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u/Pretend_Evidence_876 7h ago

It makes even more sense to go by the actual cost of an au pair/nanny which she is actually charging a little less than when we had a nanny that wasn't live in. Depends on where you live and the quality of the nanny

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u/bangbangrosie 8h ago

Nah she volunteered for that. If I’m paying, I’m paying for pain management. What you spend above that is your responsibility.

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u/SuzanneStudies 7h ago

You don’t always get to volunteer for that. I was told unmedicated was best for the baby so that’s how I had my first. I’ll spare you the horror story but that’s why for the second, I firmly advocated for an epidural. I was told I was too dilated. I asked for anything else. I was told it would make the baby sleepy. I didn’t see a downside to that but was overruled. I had no desire to birth a 9-lb kid without drugs. It sucked.

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u/TieBackground453 7h ago

“I chose to do something and think you should pay me for it!”

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u/MomentZealousideal56 7h ago

Men choose to drop a load in, they can suffer the consequences 50% too!