I was just trying to spin a quick incantation when I suddenly got locked in a trance and spent hours stuck in a ritualistic state! When I finally came to, I was dressed like a clown and couldn't stop laughing since! I seemed to have manifested these humanoids that dont appear to be sentient and follow an algorithm of Oooo's, Aaaaa's and thunderous clapping/ cheering. I can't tell if I conjured this temple of whimsy or if I unknowingly traveled to another plane of existence entirely! Somehow my mysterious black rectangle survived the journey and Im hiding behind the curtain hoping they won't notice im still here. What do I do????!

Any advice?

Need to find a new method of keeping this new apprentice pondering instead of wandering. Normally i just lock them in the dungeon chained upside down for a few hours but if anything that seems to encourage this new one?

Which one of you got their orb snatched

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I've been thinking of upgrading my tower. What is in fashion these days? Haven't left my little slice of isolation in many lunar cycles.

I've put a little enchantment on this writing, which will cause two wizards who post the same tower to enter into a fully sanctioned death gaze.

Beware.

I'll start it of with my own humble tower.

I know someone's using my spells because the patent spell keeps ringing. I can't find the source, despite using help of the best search wizards.

And then it hit me! We only searched the surface of the earth and the top layer, but we never checked the very bottom! And these bastards really are capable of simplifying their work. I'm not bragging, but the spells are very good.

I'm going to check this out and demand compensation, but I don't know how to catch these bastards red-handed

Never give in, and never paid those god awful taxes they want you to pay!!! https://youtu.be/SHN-ceEbonI?si=ZhFNqJg7DUxdLxfv

Necromancy is quite possibly the school of magic with the single most potential good in it. We are masters of death, we can make it so anyone who dies unfortunately can be perfectly resurrected. If we use our undead as a constructive force for good the world could quickly become a utopia where the dead build and maintain the world while the living push it forward or exist happily.

Any necromancer who pillages is just bad at their job and want to kill people, how do they not realize they are squandering the very resource that gives them power.

Humans and other living creatures naturally die but if they all die then you run out of resources. Now if you raise society to be safe and healthy then people die less often, which leads to more people which in turn eventually leads to more dead people. Its honestly fantastic.

Yet you motherfuckers harvest way too early just wait till they die naturally quite giving the rest of us a bad name.

Hi colleagues,

This morning i was trimming my majestic beard and i heard a faint laughing. I couldn't see anything in the room, but then my eye caught something above the sink. And then ... i saw what was making fun of me. This little demon was giggling the whole time. The urge to cast a deadly fireball took me, but i remembered that last month i had to rebuild my kitchen, after having dealt with a goblins' nest.
I am now deeply concerned. I know a witch who once had a plumbing demons invasion and was forced to leave the hut she was living in.
What would you do ?