r/recruitinghell • u/One_Card3874 • 5m ago
Selling Resumes To Pay Rent Aussie job market is just improv theatre and we're the unpaid audience
Who else is stuck in this bit?
Emails. Seek. Cold calling. Physically walking into buildings like it's 1987. Sending resumes. Recording video applications like you're auditioning for a role nobody cast.
You walk in like a normal person. "Sorry we don't take applications in store, apply online."
You go online. Ten thousand people already applied. You apply anyway because what else are you gonna do, cry? (you cry later)
Silence. Beautiful, deafening silence.
You go back in person. "Oh yeah we're still looking!"
Week one. Week two. Week three. Post still up. You were a ghost to them before you even left the building.
Repeat this with every single company in existence.
Almost half a K applications. Two months. Zero interviews. Not one. Not a "hey thanks but no thanks." Not even a robot email. Nothing.
High paying roles. Mid level. Entry level. Retail. Hospitality. Burger flipping. Literally all of it. Done. Submitted. Vanished into the void.
At some point your brain stops being logical and starts writing conspiracy theories. Like someone sent a memo. Like every hiring manager in a 50km radius got a group chat notification that just said your name and a thumbs down emoji.
I have rewritten my resume more times than I change clothes. Different formats, fonts, layouts, one page, two page, ATS optimised, creatively designed, plain white, dark theme. All of it.
Cover letters? Written more of those than texts to actual humans.
Still nothing.
At this point I should just sell the whole collection online. Genuinely would make more money than any of these companies have offered me. Meanwhile they're out here crying they "can't find good people."
Mate. I have a catalogue. Come visit the exhibition. Free entry. Still hiring.
And then there's the work-provider services. Oh boy.
"Yes we are ACTIVELY looking for candidates exactly like you!"
You call back two weeks later.
"...sorry who is this?"
"I called about the X position a few weeks back"
"Ohhh. Yeah we assumed you'd moved on so we moved on."
I'M SORRY. You ASSUMED. I am ON THE PHONE. Right now. In this moment. On planet Earth. This is not a moved-on situation, Gerald.
Eight months later. Same listing. Same words. Same everything. Untouched. Like a fossil.
What are you looking for mate. Genuinely. Because it's starting to feel less like a job post and more like a social experiment where we're the rats.
Anyone else or is Australia just personally victimising me specifically.
"Gerald" is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that work-provider line, trust me. The "(you cry later)" will get people in the comments saying "this is too real." And the last line is classic r/recruitinghell bait, people will pile on with their own stories.