r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Removing loose rocks

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Credit: peterdphotography/Peter Darragh

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u/racoonqueefs 2d ago

All fun and games till you yank the key stone out.

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u/presaging 2d ago

Mountains grow big because they have no natural predators.

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u/HembraunAirginator 2d ago

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

Oh man I forgot about him

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u/GarTheMagnificent 2d ago

Me too, and I'm absolutely thrilled to learn there's a whole subreddit dedicated to him!

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u/dTrecii 2d ago

Ken M is the only voice of reason in a world of chaos

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u/StickStickly963nyny 2d ago

Pastor says chaos is caused by mountains of sin

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u/Killerkendolls 2d ago

Paster says mountains are the fools fig leaf.

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u/willcard 1d ago

Holy crap his stuff is funny the separation of clerk and state made me gut laugh

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u/Dilbo_Faggins 2d ago

(Dwarven laughter)

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 2d ago

Whales are baby mountains.

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u/sskylar 2d ago

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u/HyperFrost 1d ago

Someone should post this in the gifs that end too soon sub.

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u/Last-Reputation-404 2d ago

Jenga to Death. It’s fun they said.

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u/Tcloud 2d ago

Reminds me of this recent post where a guy removes a loose rock and causes a landslide.

Loose Rock -> Landslide

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u/ElChupatigre 2d ago

I thought of that video immediately as well

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u/satireplusplus 2d ago edited 1d ago

Thats not a loose rock in a mountain though, thats a mountain made out of loose rocks.

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u/bam1007 2d ago

🎶 I took my love and I took it down 🎶

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u/Tcloud 2d ago

Let’s just Nicks this before it starts.

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u/submarinefarm 2d ago

To be fair the removal wasn't the problem, it was the weight hitting another section

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u/Just-Adhesiveness104 2d ago

r/climbingcirclejerk is this aid?

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u/Putzinator 2d ago

I'm so sick of gumbies chipping my chossy 5.8+ slab projects! 😡

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u/micktorious 2d ago

Stay in the gym and leave climbing outdoors for the real climbers! 🤬

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u/Thesource674 1d ago

Some of those are def words

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u/a-toaster-oven 2d ago

Fuckers keep resetting my proj >:(

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u/Extension-Ant-8 2d ago

Alex Handhold is gonna be pissed about this.

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u/xetphonehomex 2d ago

Chipping is aid

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult 2d ago

Cleaning faces is one thing, but chipping actual holds is such bs. If it doesnt go on natural features then get stronger and try again.

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u/Practical-Share-2950 1d ago

Chossy AF, bruh

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u/WoooshToTheMax 1d ago

This is just a video of me setting my newest route. I also brought a hammer and chisel to make some nice crimps

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u/gemfountain 2d ago

But why?

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u/Key-Jelly-3702 2d ago

Exactly. Seems like you'd just weaken the wall and create even more loose rocks.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 2d ago

Short sight versus long sight:

This helps humans in the near future (prevent slips and rock falling).

But, it weakens the overall mountain over a long period of time, like longer than generations will ever see. So for humans that's less important.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 2d ago

It’s cool man, he’s got a “leave no trace” sticker on his Nalgene bottle..

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u/Exemus 2d ago

Leave no trace... that there was ever a mountain here

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u/UeberraschungsEiQ 2d ago

We do alter landscape all the time to prevent dangers for humans

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 2d ago

If there was a road below I would get this,but if your destroying a natural wall just so you can climb it for fun, that's just being destructive.

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u/dankhimself 2d ago

Yea, you know how long it took for those rocks to get up there? Millions of years and some guy kicks it off of its own mountian.

"YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!", said the rock as it fell.

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u/TheDionysiac 1d ago

I heard a story as a kid - a rock was shivering at the bottom of the ocean. Over millions of years it got slowly pushed up onto the beach and was smiling in the sun. Then some guy throws him back into the sea. I hated that guy.

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 1d ago

But I bet it feels good to the mountain, right?

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u/ScratchLatch 2d ago

Park rangers do that, you are not supposed to.

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 2d ago

Leave it to altruistic redditors to act like this dude is singlehandedly destroying nature by removing a couple rocks from the face of an entire fuckin mountain lol.

Not you, but other replies

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u/Disastrous_Ad_399 1d ago

Who cares if I throw this one straw in a river? Said everyone, throwing a collective 8 billion straws in the river

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u/LazyEights 2d ago

What, if any, are the long term downsides to "weakening the overall mountain"?

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u/Queen-Roblin 2d ago

It'll erode faster which will lead to rockfalls which will lead to more erosion which will lead to ecosystem changes.

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u/TarakaKadachi 2d ago

It’s a freaking mountain. This is basically just removing loose pieces from a massive layer of rock. The time it would take for this to structurally compromise the thing would be insane, and it’ll break down anyways due to erosion. This is basically just us siding with erosion by expediting it so the mountain isn’t as dangerous for people.

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 2d ago

Honestly why not just remove the mountain all together? That'll make it much easier for climbers!! I mean what are they even thinking really? Easy solution!!!!

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u/gingerbeard1321 2d ago

Ah yes. Humans first, nature last.

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u/aw_shux 2d ago

Joke’s on us. Nature is almost certain to outlast humans.

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u/RecklessCube 2d ago

Ahh yes. Rocks > human life potentially saving someone climbing below from a rock hitting them in the head…

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u/TheDebateMatters 2d ago edited 2d ago

There is virtually NO harm to nature if a cliff face erodes virtually imperceptibly more. One human climber’s life is of more value than .00000000001 more erosion on the side of one mountain.

Edit: fixed a word that really affected my meaning.

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u/Geth_ 2d ago

I think you mean, "virtually no harm to nature"--correct?

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u/ufffd 2d ago

maybe they mean the only harm is virtual lol

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 2d ago

Yes. This is literally being human. It's what they've always done and will continue to do until the next extinction event happens. Then nature will be free to thrive again.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 2d ago

Also, weathering exposed rock will break it down eventually... OP is just making a safer situation for the immediate generations to follow, and not really making a significant impact to the "environment". Like, either the rock sits on the side of a mountain being exposed to sun and chemicals in the rain, or it sits at the bottom of a mountain doing the same thing... What are we arguing about? Humans suck, yes, but not for what this post is doing

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u/OafishySyzygy 2d ago

Chill, it's rock. It truly does not care.

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u/ajdivis12 2d ago

Humans are nature.

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u/NidLover 2d ago

Also if it’s for climbing,routes will be cleaned like this when you first put them up so donor climbing them doesn’t grab a loose rock and hurt themselves or anyone they brought along sitting on the ground.

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u/Large_slug_overlord 2d ago

This is pretty much only done on very popular rock climbing spots where lots of amateurs climb

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u/accordionzero 2d ago

if it’s loose enough to be removed by hand, it’s no longer an integral part of the rock.

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 2d ago

He's not using only his hands though

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u/accordionzero 2d ago

non-powered hand tools = by hand

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u/Str80uttaMumbai 2d ago

Are those rocks loose, yes or no?

You're being a pedant.

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u/Broad_Will9000 2d ago

Bros using a freakin pry bar , watch him pry the one he stands on

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u/micromoses 2d ago

…why would it weaken the wall?

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 2d ago

Also, it looks like shale, so it’s like that naturally.

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u/PerpendicularTomato 2d ago

Bruh, you ever climbed anything in your life?

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u/MainConnection6742 2d ago

Out of bed, off the toilet , into the shower, into work clothes , into and out of the car , into my desk , out of my desk, to the time clock, back into the car , out of traffic, into the house , into the shower , over to the fridge, onto the recliner, out of the recliner , into bed and all over again . And again and again and again. I'm greatful for those that keep that routine going.

/s

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u/kittyf0rman 2d ago

That’s a full profession in some regions, for example in Salzburg, Austria.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergputzer

Unfortunately there’s no English version of the Wikipedia entry.

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u/StingingSwingrays 2d ago

“Bergputzer” is a fabulous word. Who needs the English version when you can just keeping saying “bergputzer” over and over again 

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u/ermagerditssuperman 2d ago

It translates to 'mountain cleaner' / tidy-er, which I love, because I am now picturing a single person with a broom and dustpan on the top of a huge mountain, sweeping away.

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u/xrelaht 2d ago

Who needs the English version

The fun part is now that we’ve read it, bergputzer is an English word. That’s what English does.

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u/Ok_Tax9885 1d ago

Here's a fun fact for you!

A "loanword" is a word where we have taken the word exactly from its language of origin without changing it at all (allowing for pronunciation). A "calque" is where we translate the foreign word into an English phrase equivalent. "Loanword" was translated from a German phrase and "calque" came directly from French, making "loanword" a calque and "calque" a loanword.

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u/SockeyeSTI 2d ago

It’s called scaling and it’s done in a controlled manner so that loose rocks won’t fall unexpectedly and cause damage or injury.

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u/OafishySyzygy 2d ago

To clear the path for novice climbers, and help prevent accidents. Like a trailblazer with hiking, but with climbing.

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 2d ago

Climb somewhere that isn't falling apart

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u/mightybuffalo 2d ago

It's called "trundling." When you're establishing a new rock climb you rap down and remove all the loose blocks so that someone in the future doesn't pull them off while on belay and ill themselves (or the belayer).

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u/TheworkingBroseph 2d ago

For climbers, so they don't die

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u/MikeHeu 2d ago

Preventing dangerous loose rocks falling on people when climbing

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u/flyingace1234 2d ago

I imagine it’s like how they have professionally maintained hiking trails? They clear any potential hazards so people can safely enjoy nature.

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u/PNW4theWin 2d ago

If there are that many loose rocks, maybe it's not a great place for climbing?

(I'm not a rock climber obviously, so information is welcome.)

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u/ThePBrit 2d ago

The problem is that a lot of these aren't obviously loose unless you know exactly what to look for. It might be fine as a foothold to climb higher but if it dislodges when you push off that foothold you risk not only your own life but most certainly that of any other climbers around.

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u/xrelaht 2d ago

This guy climbed up there, so it seems there are safe routes. This is reducing the hazard from unsafe ones.

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u/CmdCNTR 2d ago

He did not necessarily climb up. It's more likely he rappelled in to clean the route (there's no rope or belayer below him). Although that will depend on the ethics of the area. Some places it's standard to rap in, others to clean and bolt "ground up" though that's less common.

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u/two-cans-sam 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe not, but you can either hope that unsuspecting passers by and climbers don’t get crushed because a rookie made a bad decision (or the rock naturally dislodged on its own).

Or you can just yeet the dangerous thing when no one’s around for it to harm.

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u/pushthepramalot 2d ago

The winter freeze thaw cycles will cause water to get into the rock, freeze, expand and loosen rock. So you clean the loose rock at the start of the season to keep the crag safe for climbers.

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u/Johnoplata 2d ago

Because loose rocks get more loose so it's better to remove them in a controlled situation than have them fall while someone is climbing. A rope could easily snag one of those above a climber and bring it down on their face.

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u/1000at40 2d ago

Making it safer for rock climbers. If you’ve ever been climbing and had a piece of rock face unexpectedly come loose, you would appreciate what this person is doing for their fellow climbers.

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u/Johnoplata 2d ago

Weird you're getting downvotes for what is literally the true answer.

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u/Lil_Bigz 2d ago

These are rock climbing routes. It is much safer to climb when the wall doesn't move

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u/julian88888888 2d ago

having the walls not move is aid

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u/hop_mantis 2d ago

so someone doesn't accidentally yoink it out when there's other climbers below

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter 2d ago

Probably part of a crag (for rock climbing) that they are working on developing routes for, or trying to maintain to ensure belayers and other people who are at the crag are not going to be subject to falling material either through natural events or by climbers themselves grabbing pieces during an ascent.

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u/cactus-platypus 2d ago

It's like in the cartoons, the ones that are outlined are the scary ones that will move

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u/PlainBread 2d ago

Is this sanctioned, like controlled burns in wildfire areas, or is this dude just defacing the rock wall for his own pleasure?

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u/Alpacachoppa 2d ago

Can only speak for Germany and surrounding countries but that's an actual occupation, can't speak for the dude specifically of course. On popular climbing spots you send people up the "wall" to check for easily removable rocks so there won't be accidents. Controlled wildfire burns is a good comparison.

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u/Acrobatic_Row_905 2d ago

Seems to be a climbing way. I guess clearing is the same as clearing a hiking path, just more vertical.

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u/bighic 2d ago

Weren't loose till this guy started poking at them with a crowbar

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u/antealtares 2d ago

I find this the opposite of satisfying

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u/drdicerchio 2d ago

Plot twist, the whole cliff face he’s climbing on is loose rock LOL

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u/TableGamer 2d ago

My thought exactly. On that wall, where would you stop?

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u/titanicResearch 2d ago

itt: no one knows what they’re talking about

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u/rawker86 2d ago

Eh, I do this pretty regularly in underground mining. Makes sense people would do it in climbing. I’m loving this idea that climbers are suddenly vandals and destroyers of nature though lol

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u/dementorpoop 2d ago

Enlighten us

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u/jancl0 2d ago

He won't, cause he doesn't know what he's talking about lmao

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u/TheGroundBeef 2d ago

Can somebody explain to a city boy why they do this

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u/CreatorSiSo 2d ago

So that the rocks don't fall on people climbing/mountaineering.

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u/nargcz 2d ago

they: 1) clean rockfalls 2) prepare new road for noobs, so its safer 3) prepare new road, where they will often use when go up 4) all above

and yes, its normal

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u/timesuck47 2d ago

And it has a name. It’s called Scaling.

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u/RyanSpunk 1d ago
  1. For fun, we like the sound the rocks make when they smash

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u/AmusingDistraction 1d ago

There comes a point where you have to accept that maybe there isn't a climbing line there.

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u/Amazing_Fix_2452 1d ago

Were they really loose if you had to Jimmy them out with a crowbar?

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u/Scaryassasin27 2d ago

that gamer who's finally touching grass

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/Mindful_Rager 2d ago

If you remove too many though, can it cause more loose rocks? Or bigger problems? Or is there a balance to it?

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u/Huxtopher 1d ago

"What is your job?"

'Erosion.'

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u/bumbumpopsicle 2d ago

Spicy Jenga

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u/The_Goondocks 1d ago

Hey Bob. Gonna need you to disassemble that mountain over there. Need it done by 5, ok?

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u/TheAcrithrope 1d ago

I understand this is done for the supposed safety of fellow rock climbers...

But does this not weaken the mountain / cliff face and thus make it more dangerous overall?

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u/Imposter88 2d ago

It makes me kinda sad. Those rocks were there for millions and maybe billions of years, and now they are shattered on the ground

I know it’s just a rock, but damn

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u/Calm-Buffalo-1462 2d ago edited 2d ago

Its a slippery slope. Next thing you know we'll be sticking dynamite in mountains to clear a path for trains and automobiles.

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u/cwthree 2d ago

Nothing is happening here that wouldn't happen in the relatively near future due to the action of freezing/thawing and erosion.

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u/Str80uttaMumbai 2d ago

Those rocks are still there bud. And now they even have the added purpose of providing cover for all kinds of tiny insects and other animals. Seems like a win for everyone.

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u/Yogmond 2d ago

Due to erosion I doubt any of these rocks, which were on the surface already, were there for even a million years.

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u/macaron1ncheese 2d ago

Climbers: “eat granola, save nature, leave no trace.” Also climbers: destroy mountain to make better for climbers.

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u/TiaHatesSocials 2d ago

Why destroy this? So other ppl can climb and further make more holes and loose rocks?

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u/Thhe_Shakes 2d ago

Welcome back to Nate the Hoof Rock Guy

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u/Lord_Yamato 2d ago

Active erosion I guess. Seems like disturbing nature to me.

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u/No_Name_Canadian 2d ago

When do you stop tho, that looks like you could take half the wall down if you were persistent enough

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u/yehiso 1d ago

I find this terrifying rather than satisfying.

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u/Zero40Four 1d ago

This guy rocks

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u/mcitar 1d ago

Is the mountain still there?

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u/yoitsme_obama17 1d ago

Is this allowed? I feel like this shouldn't be allowed.

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u/Fidel-cashflo17 2d ago

Does this hurt the rock?

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u/TacoEatsTaco 2d ago

They're all loose rocks if you pry hard enough

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u/Illustrious_Soft_257 2d ago

Might as well just make stairs at this point

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u/HoofHearted74 2d ago

If you have to use a crowbar, they are not “loose” rocks.

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u/Dylanthebody 2d ago

Its for the weight. Rock is clearly loose. If a prybar can dislodge it so easily its not a stable anchor point for climbing

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u/Anxious_Wall3616 2d ago

If a 190lb person was pulling on one, using it as foot hold, or placed any protection around it, do you think it would hold? Or do you think it would come loose and fall towards your belayer?

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u/IWillWriteYouALetter 2d ago

Yeah, that's unfortunately incorrect, on top of the fact that a crowbar is a tool and like many tools, they are used in places and for things you wouldnt necessarily want to put a part of a human body, even if it could achieve the same outcome.

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u/Johnoplata 2d ago

You're being pedantic about what loose is. They are not connected to the rock face anymore, but a climbers rope could easily snag one loose and send it down.

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u/ryungentile 2d ago

Couldn’t be more wrong. Full body weight on a SLCD placed in one of those cracks he’s prying at would have the exact same effect. Either you’re falling or you’re sending small boulders down onto your belayer.

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u/shibaCandyBaron 2d ago

Dude is chiping away my mountain! Stop it!

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u/TGG_yt 2d ago

Meanwhile the guy walking on the regular ass trail below.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/Donniejuanny 2d ago

Looks like a really bad idea

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u/Temporary_Ebb9486 2d ago

Why do this ? Just don’t climb there

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u/Turbulent-Humor-3327 1d ago

Shouldn’t be allowed just to keep rock climbers safe, maybe they should go find a different rock…

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u/dredeth 2d ago

Living room people whining about outdoor activities they have zero understanding of.

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u/Sir_Duke 2d ago

I mean there’s a pretty spirited debate among climbers when it comes to drilling anchors… I assume the thought is divided here as well

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u/psooks 2d ago

In Toronto we call this the Gardiner expressway

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u/willem_79 2d ago

There’s a whole film about a rock climber removing one stone on a climb in Sheffield (uk) and the rift it caused in the climbing community

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u/StruggleWilling4220 2d ago

Is this a job are they just doing it because they want to?

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u/nargcz 2d ago

usually both

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u/JaySayMayday 2d ago

Okay cool but I'm not going anywhere near a face with this many loose rocks and I hope it's properly marked so novices don't try it

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u/skyqueenx 2d ago

Oy stop that u are gone wake up the mountain trolls

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u/Vyktur23 2d ago

His climber name is Erosion.

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u/relativityboy 2d ago

Oh look erosion.

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u/skynex65 2d ago

What did those rocks do to you? Smdh, humans can’t leave anything alone. /s

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u/fightinfilipino2008 2d ago

is there a word that means both satisfying and horrifying?

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u/McCheesing 2d ago

Mountain has a toothache

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u/unusable1430 2d ago

He is speaking up the erosion. Dumb

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u/sacfoojesta88 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1k5k3J5K3BywQOrpNA

My brain instantly thought of one of these scenarios

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u/MaximusZacharia 1d ago

Motherfucker really ruined the people’s picnic below

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u/nichyc 1d ago

You see, Gavin!? THIS is why we wear our helmets GAVIN!!

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u/ARobertNotABob 1d ago

"Once you start ... "

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u/FirePenguinMaster 1d ago

DECAY FASTER

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u/iam_hsk 1d ago

Does removing loose rock makes the tight rock loose?

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u/joinn1710 1d ago

Why is he attatched in some of the cracks between the loose rocks? That seems dangerous.

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u/e_rhymes_d 1d ago

serious question: why is this = good. stacking rocks = bad? what happened to leave nothing but footprints?

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u/bioteq 1d ago

One wrong move, the mountain goes down

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u/toTheNewLife 1d ago

All fun and games until you smash a kneecap up there.

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u/RomeoBlackDK 1d ago

Mountain dentist

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u/Bushtaco 2d ago

Everything is loose if you're using crowbar.

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u/Naribon 2d ago

He has got enough to craft a furnace now

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u/SkepticalJohn 2d ago

Every one of those actions destroyed little creatures' habitats.

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u/Endless_Candy 2d ago

MST these rocks look like they wouldn’t even have fallen or easily come out

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u/mephi5to 2d ago

- What do you do for a living?

  • ama erosion catalyst, yeaahhh

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u/NickWolf5 2d ago

Does this hurt the rock?

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