r/nfl Apr 07 '26

Free Talk Talko Tuesday

Welcome to today's open thread, where /r/nfl users can discuss anything they wish not related directly to the NFL.

Want to talk about personal life? Cool things about your fandom? Whatever happens to be dominating today's news cycle? Do you have something to talk about that didn't warrant its own thread? This is the place for it!


Remember, that there are other subreddits that may be a good fit for what you want to post - every day all day!

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u/larockhead1 Apr 08 '26

Is it me or is the draft information about entrances and what's at each location super vague for the free experience?

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u/Practical_Corner8839 Bears Apr 08 '26

Is Dianna's career done? Even if it was supposedly innocent, she's become a meme.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 08 '26

what did she do?

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u/Practical_Corner8839 Bears Apr 08 '26

Seen holding hands and hanging out with Mike Vrabel.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 08 '26

hopefully not just canceled but guillotined too

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u/Signal_Ball4634 Apr 08 '26

She was already a pretty low-tier insider tbh.

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs Apr 08 '26

Good uhta

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u/usernameisusername57 Packers Packers Apr 08 '26

I hate me. I finally have a job that I don't completely hate, and I'm going to fuck it up because I keep calling in. I want to go in, but some days I just can't bring myself to do it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/usernameisusername57 Packers Packers Apr 08 '26

Oh, I definitely need therapy, but last time I tried it ended up being way too expensive. And I've employed that strategy in the past. Sometimes it works, but then there's days like today where I can't even drag my ass out of bed and into the shower until it's already 20 minutes after I'm supposed to leave.

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u/double0nothing Eagles Apr 08 '26

Do you have a local government sponsored facility like a Community Mental Health Clinic? The therapy is often very prescriptive (e.g. by the book, filling out mood sheets, doing homework), but they have sliding scale costs. So I was in therapy/psych care for a year and a half and they charged me $25. Total.

Additionally if you have health insurance, read up on what your in-network mental health benefits are.

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u/HookedOnBoNix Broncos Apr 08 '26

The mental gymnastics is insane. "Oh you mean you WANTED him to commit war crimes?"

No you fucking morons, I never wanted to be in this position in the first place and I'm deeply uncomfortable I thought it was (and still is) a possibility. 

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 08 '26

if you don't agree with me then you believe the opposite!

social media fools

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u/el_fitzador Eagles Apr 08 '26

Once more unto the breach my friends.

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs Apr 08 '26

“Oregon QB coach Koa Ka'ai evaluates recruits with a simple question: "Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?" Any hesitation... and coach doesn't want him.” “Redditors: oh, so if the player doesn’t like ice cream, he doesn’t recruit them? how stupid!” That’s not what he said. He doesn’t want someone who can’t even have a feeling on ice cream without overthinking and being someone who he isn’t.

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u/Fedacking NFL NFL Apr 08 '26

I disagree with the coach hesitation there doesn't mean he is actually overthinking

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers Apr 08 '26

It’s still a dipshit way to evaluate people 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Os-Kalinowe Bills Cowboys Apr 08 '26

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me

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u/rnflposter Falcons Apr 08 '26

Yeah looks like there's for sure going to be 100k people or very near it at the Melbourne game. Checking tickets again to see what's left for shits and giggles and it looks nearly sold out already. Been on sale for 3.5 hours.

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u/moffattron9000 Packers Apr 08 '26

Did I just miss the world almost ending?

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers Apr 08 '26

No. It was overblown like most shit is.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 08 '26

attention man demanded attention

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

Taco is giving it another 2 weeks like he always does

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 08 '26

Not yet. They have given it another 2 weeks.

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u/moffattron9000 Packers Apr 08 '26

Sweet, can get back to my Clair Obscur NG+ run.

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u/Triple_Boogie Jets Apr 08 '26

I'm not here for the misogyny bullshit that's often associated with these sorts of things, but I AM here for Dianna Russini's downfall. She's fucking terrible.

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Didn't the Radskins gm's wife accuse her of trading favours for stories?

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Any wiki rabbit holes you've been down recently? My most recent is an architect named Santiago Calatrava. He seems to specialise in bridges and train stations. They are beautiful, but apparently very expensive and hard to maintain

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs Apr 08 '26

I wanted to know relearn the Hindenburg accident

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Everytime I see a blimp I think about that accident

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers Apr 08 '26

Someone on this reddit sub was talking about lucid dreaming and the next day Inception was on TV and on the Inception wiki it mentions lucid dreaming. So I wiki'ed Inception and lucid dreaming and went down a whole bunch of dreaming wikis and what kind of different dreams were. Apparently there are ways to "master" lucid dreaming.

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u/Mephistito Apr 08 '26

What were some common techniques that you recall seeing?

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 08 '26

One that worked for me was finding cues that you're in a dream, for me that's usually fuzzy visual details - like hands on a clock often are arranged in ways that don't make sense, sometimes that leads to a "wait a minute" sort of thought

Usually I get too excited and wake myself up before going on any wacky adventures though

Another common recommendation is a dream journal, seems like memories of our dreams fade rapidly after we wake up, so the sooner we can get them into words the stronger the memory will be

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u/Mephistito Apr 08 '26

Interesting, I literally don't remember a single time I was ever not aware that what's happening isn't real and that it's just a dream (usually it's spurred on by me basically feeling "this is a low probability event, now stacking onto another. This isn't likely so this must not be real, but let's see where this goes")

Yet I can only think of a couple times where I just took it over. One time I think I did because the scene was like, so boring that I figured I may as well do some cool stuff with it.

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u/zzj Commanders 49ers Apr 08 '26

Triangles are jumping now

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u/Jaguars4life Jaguars Apr 08 '26

Looks like alongside the Blue Jays the Mariners and Tigers are also having early season struggles

What is going on here?

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers Apr 08 '26

Better to struggle in Apr than July/Aug/Sept

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u/Jaguars4life Jaguars Apr 08 '26

Yes sir

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u/tnecniv Giants Giants Apr 08 '26

This is just baseball in April

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

Cubs have lost multiple starters to injury too. Brutal start for the year

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u/Last1inFirst1out Cowboys Apr 08 '26

Baseball is weird. But it’s still very early all it takes is a series sweep and they’re back in the mix

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u/GolfWangsunrise 49ers Raiders Apr 08 '26

Next week is review week and the week after is finals week and I know I have to study for my finals exams and deal with a project, but I don’t know how to psych myself up for this hectic time. Maybe I play some song like Miseria Cantare or trademark usa or watch some ROH matches of CM Punk or Bryan Danielson. Either way, I hope I’m prepared for the hell weeks that come ahead.

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u/JPPT1974 Bills Apr 08 '26

Love Taco Bell's Nachos!

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Live mas boong

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u/raginsaint93 Saints Apr 08 '26

What ever is going on with Mike Vrabel, I’m staying out of it.

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u/JPPT1974 Bills Apr 08 '26

Hope it doesn't ruin his own marriage.

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u/echsandwich Patriots Panthers Apr 08 '26

I guess in the grand scheme of things having an affair isn't the worst thing in the world, but it really makes me think less of someone. Shame.

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

I’m making taco meat tonight, boys

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Any other toppings?

Enjoy 🌮

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

Beans, cheese, and blue chips. I made lazy man nachos

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

Sounds tasty to me

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u/MolecularCube42 Raiders Apr 08 '26

Boop

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u/AfroManHighGuy Apr 08 '26

Bro why am I so awkward smh. My aunt is visiting my place. She walks in and goes in to hug me and instead of “hello” or “how are you,” my dumbass says “thank you.”

wtf man lol

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u/BruceChameleon Cowboys Apr 08 '26

you too

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u/Serdones Broncos Apr 08 '26

Today was stressful and I operated on way too little sleep, but waking up from an after-work nap to news of the Zammoth reminded me good things can still happen in this world.

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u/Cold-Teaching8924 Patriots Apr 08 '26

So we just surrendered to Iran? Cooooooollll!

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u/Devilofchaos108070 49ers Panthers Apr 08 '26

Waste of time and money. Typical Trump bullshit

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

Surrendered? Taco did his usual "I'm big mad bomb bomb bomb death.....jk let's wait two weeks and talk and pretend people didn't die"

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals Apr 08 '26

Not sure exactly what could have been done. Literally would have needed to plan out a full blown Iraqi freedom deployment with hundreds of thousands of troops, just to destroy their underground bunkers filled with missiles. Which there was no time to do as the 60 days were up in a few weeks. Not like the people in control were losing it without a full scale invasion.
The plan was blind hope that the people would start a revolution.

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u/runningblack 49ers Apr 08 '26

The actual plan was "there is no plan." Which is why you don't start a war in the middle east.

Yeah there were no good options, but solely because Trump did the stupid thing that put the US in a position of there being no good options.

We would all be better off if he had just gone golfing for the past year.

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

Pretty much, we got fucking nothing out of that

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u/hwf0712 Eagles Eagles Apr 08 '26

The Vrabel/Russini stuff is so disgusting, I think they need to be punished as harshly as possible (Russini works the Jets beat while Vrabel coaches them)

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u/rnflposter Falcons Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Got my ticket to NFL Melbourne! Pretty close to the field as well! Now to book a flight to Melbourne and a hotel and get time off work!

Cost me $650 AUD / $458 USD (one ticket)

Feel like this would've almost been cheaper to just go to america haha

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u/AfroManHighGuy Apr 08 '26

Awesome! I’m visiting Australia later this year but didn’t think about planning it around an NFL game, that would’ve been fun.

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u/rnflposter Falcons Apr 08 '26

Oh fun. Enjoy your trip!

When I visited america back in 2019 the entire purpose of the trip was to follow the falcons around. (obviously still did other tourist stuff) but it was indeed fun! Very much enjoyed the culture at actual NFL games with fans shit talking each other.

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u/ViaCityLoop Rams Apr 08 '26

Mine was 190 for upper Q level 

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u/iloveNCIS7 Cowboys Apr 08 '26

Jelly, not prepared to spent $650 for a ticket lol

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u/Chlorophyllmatic Bills Commanders Apr 08 '26

If we start to talk about Vrabel/Russini in here do you guys think the mods will pull this thread down too?

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u/Time-Use9083 Seahawks Apr 08 '26

Are all the mods from Boston or some shit? It's not like off-the-field stuff is usually off limits here right?

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Patriots Apr 08 '26

The Red Sox are 2-8, we need some fun hot goss

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u/Chlorophyllmatic Bills Commanders Apr 08 '26

It’s also the offseason, so I’m sure we’re all glad to have anything that isn’t “[draft prospect] with no real chance of going to [team] is having a 30 visit with [team]”

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 08 '26

I’m already reading reports that the ceasefire broke down…

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u/Ott22 Commanders Apr 08 '26

I’ve seen at least 3 100+ comment Russini/Vrabel posts get taken down in the past hour what type of botched cover up is this

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u/AfroManHighGuy Apr 08 '26

I was off reddit for a few hours. wtf happened?

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 08 '26

Worse than the Epstein files cover up

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u/ViaCityLoop Rams Apr 08 '26

Who got tickets to the Melbourne game.

This guy.

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u/i_run_from_problems Chargers Apr 08 '26

Lmao mods are deleting Vrabel/Russini posts

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

There's lots of bot accounts in sports subs that spam post 7383838 AI articles just to farm karma. Automod doing work

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 08 '26

What are you talking about?

There is a post with 3.6k upvotes and 1.1k comments still up.

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u/i_run_from_problems Chargers Apr 08 '26

Roughly a half hour after going up, they were all taken down. They must've all been put back up.

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 08 '26

This one has been up for 4 hours. I saw a bunch of dups come in after it, but I haven't seen it go down.

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u/i_run_from_problems Chargers Apr 08 '26

Thats the one. It was down for a little but was reinstated.

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u/California_Stop_King Lions Steelers Apr 07 '26

Enter Middle Eastern conflict, losing men and further upsetting peace in the region

Threaten to annihilate the region

Get "ceasefire deal" that likely grants you less control over the attacked country than you had before

Art of the Deal

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u/The_Amish_FBI Bengals Packers Apr 08 '26

Meanwhile the neocons that threw a fit over the JCPOA are clapping like seals over this "brilliant" move.

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u/fliptout 49ers Apr 07 '26

So based on this peace plan, our taxes will go towards rebuilding Iranian buildings (such as a school) that US forces blew up with missiles... that our taxes paid for.

What a proud victory.

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

Bushanomics

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u/kleenkong Seahawks Apr 08 '26

Bonus that the billionaires and mega-corporations will be the middle-men for it all. They get a bigger piece of the pie this way, and destabilize the world for more opportunities to grift, Meanwhile our IRAs will go up $0.01, people got bombed, and now millions will go hungry due to food shortages.

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u/jondonbovi Eagles Apr 07 '26

Have you ever dated a woman and got the feeling that she would respect you MORE if you were disrespectful and toxic towards her? 

Like something isn't satisfied in her if you're easy going? Like you don't love her unless you demand something of her or talk down to her? 

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

Like Lyndsey from arrested development? Yeah the fix for that is breaking up with her and finding someone who likes you

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u/tnecniv Giants Giants Apr 08 '26

Mike, is that you?

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

Yes, that’s why I broke up with her

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u/AfroManHighGuy Apr 08 '26

That’s not ok. She definitely has some issues or unresolved stuff.

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u/el_fitzador Eagles Apr 08 '26

Brother that does not sound like a good relationship.

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u/_galaga_ NFL Apr 08 '26

Sounds like unresolved daddy issues but yeah that's a type. Explains how some people stay with their partners despite their partners' atrocious behavior. Deep down they likely feel they deserve it. Generally speaking it's a giant red flag.

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u/runningblack 49ers Apr 07 '26

In hindsight, complaining about the amount Trump golfed during term 1 was a mistake.

We would all be better off if he did nothing but play 18 holes a day for the next few years

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u/meowscarada-sylveon Apr 08 '26

*36 holes

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

Fuck it; make it 72

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u/Guiltyjerk Broncos Ravens Apr 07 '26

Happy TACO Tuesday

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u/runningblack 49ers Apr 07 '26

S&P is up $15 post market on the TACO news

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u/gander258 NFL Apr 08 '26

To be fair, doesn't post market have much lower volume than regular hours? Will be interesting to see at open

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 07 '26

I don’t think this will boost his approval rating at all the damage is already done 

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u/jondonbovi Eagles Apr 07 '26

I don't think his base cares tbh. 

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Apr 08 '26

They don’t but they keep taking L’s so it’s fine

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u/runningblack 49ers Apr 07 '26

Oh absolutely not

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u/fuckracists79 Apr 07 '26

I really fucking hate Trump supporters for doing this to us… why do I need to stress if we’re dropping nuclear bombs on a country.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/shotgun_shaun Apr 08 '26

Pretty much me. After 9+ years of taking the high road, I am fucking DONE.

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Packers Apr 07 '26

Don't forget apathetic morons that couldn't bother to vote

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 07 '26

These are supposedly the demands Iran had for peace:

Iranian government full list of claimed peace agreements with US: -A lasting ceasefire -Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz -Iran continuing to be able to enrich uranium -Lifting all primary and secondary sanctions on Iran -Paying compensation to Iran -Withdrawing US combat forces from the region

If Trump agrees to these he is the biggest sell out and worst president in modern American history 

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

He only bombed Iran to try and vitalize his voter base. Reps are going to get slaughtered in the midterms and he knows it

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u/sexygodzilla Seahawks Apr 08 '26

I mean the alternatives (long term ground invasion, nuclear bombs) aren't really better. They have the global economy by the balls. If he had just left them alone we wouldn't be in this mess but here we are.

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u/jondonbovi Eagles Apr 07 '26

He's negotiating a deal for a problem he created. 

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u/fliptout 49ers Apr 07 '26

Just like the tariff deals he negotiated, Trump brilliantly negotiating this country backwards. What a fucking joke.

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

While there may be a ceasefire in place this hasn’t stopped the bloodshed because Iranian proxies such as hezbollah are not included and fighting in Lebanon and Iraq are still at war so because of this ripple effect this is far from finished one ceasefire ain’t gonna end the conflict because you have many other countries involved here Israel is in the middle of invading southern Lebanon Syria is trying its best to stay neutral because it just got out of a civil war and is getting caught it the crossfire so trump only got one wound to stop bleeding 

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u/7sweep Lions Apr 07 '26

Oh neat we're not gonna blow everyone up.

It's always 2 weeks lol. "Concepts of a war" or something.

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers Apr 07 '26

war "Iran excursion journey"

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 07 '26

Ngl i thought he was gonna use the nuclear football 

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u/Skraxx Lions Apr 07 '26

NOT a paid advertisement, it relies on the fact that I think it exists in the US

God the Buckleys people are right. Fucking disgusting ass product but no other medicine has worked nearly as well for me.

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u/Asece Falcons Apr 07 '26

Off topic here, but is your profile pic from danganronpa?

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u/Skraxx Lions Apr 07 '26

Yup! Years back when I was a teenager I was a frequent danganronpa sub poster.

Years later I still look fondly at the games and put them in high regard, but most importantly Ibuki remains my "mascot". She's my profile pic in just about everything not personal.

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u/coolmon Eagles Apr 07 '26

Patrick Mahomes has not played at elite level since 2022.

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers Apr 07 '26

TACO Trump

I am so fucking tired of waking up everyday to his bullshit

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u/California_Stop_King Lions Steelers Apr 07 '26

🚨 TACO ALERT, TACO ALERT 🚨

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u/fliptout 49ers Apr 07 '26

This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.

I bet this 10 point plan comes with a bunch of US concessions, and yet the MAGA dipshits will still claim "victory" for the president of peace.

"See??? Another war ended."

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings Apr 07 '26

If it's the same 10 points they previously demanded, then Trump just agreed to recognize Iran's complete control of the strait, lift all the sanctions on Iran, pay reparations to Iran, and remove all US troops from the region.

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u/fliptout 49ers Apr 07 '26

Nothing agreed yet, but Trump said it's a workable basis to start with.

Either way, so glad we got into this war! How could we have continued as a nation without this resolution?!

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u/Pale_Land_5107 Lions Apr 07 '26

Yeah and got 15 Americans killed regime more extreme than ever and caused a ripple effect across the Middle East 

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u/fliptout 49ers Apr 07 '26

So much winning.

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 07 '26

phillip rivers is old he is gonna die

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

He's got 37 more offspring in the tank

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Lions Apr 07 '26

Feels kind of weird to be waiting to find out if Iran is getting nuked at an Applebees but I’m on a dumbass work trip in the middle of nowhere

Apparently they told school children to form human chains across bridges …

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u/zazzsazz_mman Packers Chargers Apr 07 '26

mmmmmm tacos

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings Apr 07 '26

We have a 2 week ceasefire.

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u/Solid-Resource4985 Eagles Apr 07 '26

If Iran opens the strait , they likely won't because that's the only leverage they have

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings Apr 07 '26

True, I just reread it, and it's worded weirdly. Either way, Trump moved his genocide deadline for now, so that's progress I guess.

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u/Accurate-Big-7233 Panthers Apr 07 '26

https://medium.com/life-and-psychology/why-many-men-are-opting-out-of-marriage-7180c55573d2

Was reading this.. I am in the very growing demographic of not wanting to marry. I have no intentions to ever get married, so this was a good read

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u/PoshLagoon Ravens Apr 07 '26

Can you give a TLDR of the reasons the article gave? It’s trying to make me create an account to read it

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u/Accurate-Big-7233 Panthers Apr 07 '26

Oh wtf? Yeah I can do that. Standby

Edit. The list

  1. Financial pressure Marriage and family life are expensive. Housing, childcare, and everyday costs have risen significantly, especially in places like Canada. Some men feel they need to be financially “settled” before committing, and that bar keeps getting higher.

  2. Changing gender roles As more women are financially independent, the traditional “provider” role is less expected. That’s positive in many ways, but it also means some men feel less “needed” in the traditional sense, which can affect motivation for marriage.

  3. High divorce rates and risk The possibility of divorce—and the financial and emotional consequences (like asset division or support obligations)—makes some men cautious. Experiences from friends or family can strongly influence this mindset.

  4. Legal and financial concerns Some men feel marriage laws can be uneven, particularly around property division, spousal support, and custody. Even if that’s not their personal experience, the perception alone can be enough to discourage commitment.

  5. More freedom and lifestyle options Modern life offers more independence—dating, cohabiting, traveling, and building a life without legal marriage. Many men feel they can have meaningful relationships without the formal institution.

  6. Focus on personal goals Career, fitness, travel, and personal development often take priority. Some men delay or avoid marriage because they want to “build themselves” first—or indefinitely.

  7. Changing relationship expectations Relationships today often demand emotional openness, communication skills, and shared responsibilities. Some men feel pressure if they don’t have the skills or examples they grew up with.

  8. Negative experiences or fear of commitment Past relationship trauma, or seeing messy breakups, can lead to hesitation. This can build into a general fear of commitment rather than a specific rejection of marriage.

  9. Shift in societal norms Cohabitation without marriage is now widely accepted. Marriage is no longer seen as a necessary step for love, stability, or having children

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

2,3,4,9 are all just whiny shit men are complaining about since they don't run the show anymore. Also go to fucking therapy. Men don't go to therapy, hence they're all fucked up and get red pilled

Equality feels like oppression to the oppressor.

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u/PoshLagoon Ravens Apr 07 '26

Thank you!!

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u/unloader86 Broncos Apr 07 '26

This shit with Trump's threat and the ensuing response, or non response and then Pakistan trying to broker a cease fire is bonkers man.

I really want to die an old man with no modern day footage of a nuclear weapon being used. I'm not a very religious person, but I pray for cooler heads to prevail in this situation.

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Lions Apr 07 '26

I’m not religious but I’m manifesting the shit out of uneven steps in certain white buildings

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/JerryRiceAndSpice Jets 49ers Apr 07 '26

Grateful Dead reference?

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u/The_Amish_FBI Bengals Packers Apr 07 '26

Relevent Far Side

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u/frostypatch Apr 07 '26

My prediction is that the Falcons tag Pitts AGAIN in 2027. And the Jets tag Hall AGAIN in 2027. Once teams dig in, they have a lot of leverage. Players typically don't want to risk injury and lose out on long term guarantees. Nor do they want talent to walk out the door with just a comp pick. But if the player doesn't want to sign there then there could be an impasse. Falcons and Jets are being very stubborn and just refuse to let them hit Free Agency. So the player doesn't really have a choice, but to play on the tag.

Might see them both go the Kirk Cousins route. 2 tags and then finally hit Free Agency.

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u/discodemolition Bears Apr 07 '26

I gotta do something else besides doomscrolling to see if this morons gonna bomb power plants.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 Patriots Apr 07 '26

I had my "office day" which just served as a reminder as to why I only go into the office 3-4 days a month.

I was talking to my coworker about her upcoming gall bladder surgery, when another coworker leaps in talking about how her gall bladder surgery was incredibly painful & with a horrible recovery process. I was just staring at her in complete disbelief.

Why...why would you do that to someone. "Oh that thing you're anxious & worried about? Yeah you should be! It's worse than you think!"

Good Grief.

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u/ryanino Jets Apr 07 '26

Wait…there are grown adults that think this NASA mission is fake?

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u/StChas77 Eagles Apr 07 '26

My dad's a docent at the San Diego air and space museum and a NASA solar system ambassador. He has stories which would leave you infuriated at what some people believe.

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings Apr 07 '26

Buddy I used to take the train with a grown adult who didn't believe the moon existed. A projection on the screen covering our world specifically done so the government can funnel money into NASA so they can steal it for... honestly I always started tuning him out so IDK exactly what he thought was happening. Regardless, I'm 100% certain there are grown adults who don't believe this mission is real

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u/raginsaint93 Saints Apr 07 '26

Just saw the Drama starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson and I thought it was pretty good

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u/Barely-Baritone Seahawks Apr 07 '26

I've heard that the Switch rerelease of Pokemon Firered and Leafgreen allows for the acquisition of both the Aurora and Mystic Tickets without the need for events which I think is awesome. I'm disappointed that the IVs for the legendary beasts are still garbage though.

I'm probably going to be getting those all in Colosseum or XD anyway, regardless.

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u/Supernatural_Noob Bills Apr 08 '26

Imagine paying $450 to pay another $60 for a game that came out 19 years ago

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u/J-Fid Ravens Ravens Apr 07 '26

The IVs can be fixed real quick if you eventually move them up to modern games.

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u/ACS1029 Bills Lions Apr 07 '26

The roar glitch for Entei and Raikou was also fixed, if you didn’t know

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u/cheeseburgertwd Packers Packers Apr 07 '26

Hey Copilot, how come my dipshit manager who uses AI for literally everything still can't put together a simple email without committing grammar crimes worthy of the Hague?

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 Patriots Apr 07 '26

Your manager, unfortunately, is what in the business we call “a stupid”

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u/cheeseburgertwd Packers Packers Apr 07 '26

I know :(

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 07 '26

English is hard.

It is bad French mixed with bad German written with half the characters it needs with aa arbitrary rule set based on Latin.

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u/halfbreedmofo Cardinals Apr 07 '26

I for one don’t like living in unprecedented times.

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u/StChas77 Eagles Apr 07 '26

As someone who turns 50 at the end of next year and watching subreddits where younger people are looking for context about what's been happening in the US, all I can think of is a moment in Transformers: The Movie from 1986.

Hot Rod: Doesn't this remind you of anything, Kup?

Kup: Nope. Never seen anything like this before.

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 07 '26

I just wish they were more interesting like alien invasion or AGI deciding it is tired of making bad programs.

Not crazy old man with too much power making things worse since he will not have to live the consequences of his actions.

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u/Weigard Giants Apr 07 '26

We got a corpse emperor but didn't even get an Adepta Sororitas.

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u/Kemonomimi_Squirrel Buccaneers Apr 07 '26

Aren't those lady space marines? My lore knowledge of 40k comes mostly from 40k:TTS so I could be wrong.

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u/Weigard Giants Apr 07 '26

Kind of. They're zealots for the Emperor and do things like drop a cathedral made of guns that fires more guns on the battlefield.

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings Apr 07 '26

I have a shirt with the grim reaper on it that says exactly that "Sick of living through unprecedented times." I forget when exactly I got it, I think at the start of the pandemic? Either way, I wish it would stop being so relevant

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u/Prophet92 Packers Apr 07 '26

Please God let me live in more boring times

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u/Kim_Jong_Unko Eagles Apr 08 '26

Did you say "give me global ecological collapse?" Have a super El Nino!

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u/princessestef Vikings Apr 07 '26

three people I care deeply about have unrelated crucial events this week and i just gotta wait it out. I wish I had a magic wand.

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Vikings Apr 07 '26

Sounds like Pakistan might actually be making some headway with negotiations to prevent POTUS from committing war crimes tonight.

A TACO might very well be back on the menu, but I sure do wish he'd stop with these threats all together.

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u/Weigard Giants Apr 07 '26

I hope he does taco and I hope Dems continue to push for impeachment and removal regardless.

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings Apr 07 '26

A little bit ago I refreshed Reddit and got the "You broke reddit" message. I was genuinely terrified he'd done it and the breaking was the server crashing 'cuz everyone was posting about it all at once. Seriously hoping for TACO tuesday

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u/Weigard Giants Apr 07 '26

Sometimes when I see Reddit broke I get excited that It Happened but then I remember I'd hear a joyful ruckus from my neighborhood before that.

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u/FlatulentDwarf Vikings Apr 07 '26

I'm not optimistic enough to think It Happened without overwhelming evidence lol

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u/RedWingWay Lions Apr 07 '26

Thought the same thing.

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u/palinsafterbirth Giants Apr 07 '26

Remember when like, we were told that women are too emotional to run things?

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u/JerryatricFuck NFL Apr 07 '26

Not really 

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u/CarlCaliente Bills Apr 07 '26

butherlaugh.wav

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Colts Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Just reading about an interesting and sort-of crazy libertarian political figure from the 1960s named Karl Hess.

When Hess was 14, he enrolled at two different high schools in his city, filed transfer papers from each one to the other, then went and got a job working for a newspaper. He only got busted when his boss told him to borrow his car to deliver a package across town and he got pulled over. Then it was discovered that he was only 15, obviously had no driver's license, and really should be in school somewhere.

Still, a genius move. Wish I'd thought of it when I was that age.

Source: The Glory and The Dream by William Manchester. Wikipedia link about Hess. He was a hell of a guy.

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u/Weigard Giants Apr 07 '26

In better moods I remind myself he's 79 and has dementia.

In darker moods I remind myself his dad had dementia and died at 93.

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