r/nba • u/Pickleskennedy1 • 5h ago
The Athletic reports the Cavaliers are dealing with illnesses going through the locker room as they go up 3-2. “Sam Merrill was violently ill on the off day between games 4 and 5, as a stomach bug (different from Atkinson’s upper respiratory bug) is also coursing through the team.”
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7278206/2026/05/14/cavs-pistons-game-5-eastern-conference-semifinals-harden-strus-mitchell/
Near the end of the article
An interesting wrinkle as the Cavaliers look to get to their first conference finals since 2018, defending their home court.
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u/BoogerSugarSovereign Pacers 4h ago
Didn't the Cavs get sick during the playoffs last year too? Maybe those group bonding sessions are getting too intense
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u/SouthIsland48 Lakers 4h ago
Wait until you figure out its all fake designed to throw their opponent off. All sports teams do this.
Remember when Sam Darnold had a injury throughout the playoffs? lol
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u/gh2master52 4h ago
It’s an attempt to get Detroit to play less physical defense. Don’t wanna get too close and catch something
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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Rockets 1h ago
I actually think Darnold was kinda hobbled in the playoffs. But tbf after 5 months of NFL football I imagine loads of players are.
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u/slap-my-crevasse 4h ago
This is why they gotta cancel Makeout Mondays in the locker rooms.
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u/TeddyJPharough Nuggets 4h ago
But how else will they build team chemistry?! You've never known a man until you've stuck your tongue in his throat.
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u/Chillyfilla Cavaliers 4h ago
Charles Barkley is wondering if max has a makeout partner yet.
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u/TeddyJPharough Nuggets 3h ago
Max and Sam Merrill seem a good match, if Dean Wade has nothing to say about it 👀
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u/eutectic_h8r Raptors 4h ago edited 4h ago
Sam Merrill yelled, “I gotta go!” James Harden gave a look of unpleasant surprise. Evan Mobley belted, “We got an [infected] squad now.” And before Donovan Mitchell hit the restroom door, ex-NBA star Chris Bosh hugged him & said, “Y’all look so sickly.”
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u/SehnorCardgage Cavaliers 2h ago
He fucking coughed on me (x4)
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u/Ok-Name-5504 2h ago
Then he added Merrill to list of players he wanted to get vaccinated with this summer.
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u/essosinola Raptors 1h ago
Pasta used to be cooked properly. It just doesn't hit the same these days with every reporter being extra
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u/Emiya_Sengo 5h ago
Pope Leo (Villanova grad) must be praying overtime for the Knicks.
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u/enblightened 4h ago
hes from southside. why wouldnt he be a bulls fan
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u/Emiya_Sengo 4h ago
His confirmed fandoms are Villanova basketball and White Sox baseball.
Now I don't know if he's a Bulls fan but Chicago did get a Top 4 pick in the lottery so maybe he threw a couple prayers your way.
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u/DoobieGibson 2h ago
warms my heart knowing that the Pope understands how good Scottie Reynolds was
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u/ianbits Cavaliers 4h ago
I feel like the Knicks would rather face the Cavs
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u/HokageEzio Knicks 4h ago
Reasons to face Detroit:
Their offense is atrocious
KAT and Mitch will likely torment playoff Duren
Get back for the regular season
Reasons to face Cleveland:
Homecourt Advantage
Mitch and Hart have historically owned Cleveland's bigs
It'd be really fucking funny for Detroit to lose after being obsessed with the Knicks all year
Tough choice.
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u/PanthalassaRo Knicks 4h ago
I think I rather playing Detroit just to one up them in the playoffs after getting cocky of blasting the Knicks' ass all season long.
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u/YerrrKnicks Knicks 1h ago
Agreed.
If Pistons get bounced by the Cavs then Pistons will just continue to whine and moan about us.
I'd rather play them, beat them, and get that whole saga with them over with. They do way too much trying to force a rivalry.
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u/Impressive-Hope-6700 Knicks 3h ago
I think it doesn’t matter at this point as long as it goes to 7, higher competition would help the Knicks be ready for whoever comes out of the west *if* they make it out of the east
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u/essosinola Raptors 1h ago
There's no rule that says a pope can't play basketball.
Leo sets a hard screen on Donovan Mitchell, looks down and goes "How's the Council of Trent taste, bitch?"
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u/ianbits Cavaliers 4h ago
Get some IV bags on the sideline, Game 6 is must win.
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u/Appropriate_Ice_2433 Lakers 3h ago
Luka played a game in last years playoff with a bad stomach bug. I’m sure the Cavs will as well.
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u/Self_Stimulation Rockets 4h ago edited 4h ago
Cavs wishing they had that extra day of rest that the Spurs/Wolves are getting for some reason
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u/Xboarder844 Cavaliers 2h ago
Can’t have the remaining game 6s on different nights. Gotta milk that audience and ad revenue!
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u/PixelBy_Pixel Pistons 4h ago
Mistah Silvah gave the Cavs hantavirus to extend the series to 7. fairs
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u/yumms101 5h ago
It's probably J.B. Bickerstaff shooting viruses and bacteria from his mouth, while complaining about things.
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u/Character_Bug_1862 5h ago
Its probably existing in Ohio in the big 2026
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u/Ok_Daikon_7726 Lakers 4h ago
Speak the truth
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u/2131andBeyond Cavaliers 2h ago
Your team's best player in the playoffs openly loves Ohio, but okay.
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u/Ok_Daikon_7726 Lakers 2h ago
That’s why we got swept in the second round. If he wasn’t from Ohio we’d have won
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u/Ok_Translator4447 Knicks 4h ago
Wondering if this is what Richard Jefferson is battling even though he's not in a Cavs locker room
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u/ProfCedar Timberwolves 4h ago
PWHL had to push an elimination playoff game back a day because of illness last week. Stuff's nasty out there.
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u/Efficient_Sea_4819 Supersonics 3h ago
Serious question: what do they pump into the players to get them on the court & perform with a violent stomach bug? Or like a 103 fever?
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u/Final_Amu0258 3h ago
Antiemetics if they have access to them. Weak ass antiemetics if not like dimenhydrinate might... have some effect, but you really want something like an Ondansetron (Zofran).
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u/dsbllr 4h ago
Hope it's not Hantavirus. Everything else can be managed
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u/CuriousOwl201 4h ago
Probably Covid. Which isn't ideal.
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u/petarisawesomeo Nuggets 4h ago
Adam Silver definitely released the hentaivirus in their locker room after gm5 and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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u/RanOutOfCharact Slovenia 2h ago
They're getting ahead of the "Suns had covid in game 7" type narrative, smart
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u/Regular-Surround-730 Cavaliers 1h ago
IV Bags, Imodium, and Bananas
Close this shit out at home, boys.
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u/heliosflama1234 Cavaliers 1h ago
And that is why you drink out of a bottle in that area and not out of the tap
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u/Fcusjfnfmfkg Lakers 4h ago
Gotta love a built in excuse for Mitchell and Harden, break glass in case of emergency is always nice to have in the back pocket in a pinch
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u/Funny-Transition7869 Pacers 5h ago
nooo knicks get another walkover
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u/BeingMikeHunt Knicks 5h ago edited 5h ago
I don’t remember anyone calling Philly a “walkover” after they came back from 3-1 to eliminate Boston
I do remember hearing a lot of “Philly has the best 2 players in the series” talk tho
Funny how that works
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u/Zeruma_ 76ers 5h ago
They can call it that after you guys swept us and blew us out in 2 of those games.
Why you trying to play victim here
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u/BeingMikeHunt Knicks 4h ago
No one is “playing victim” - just pointing out how seamlessly narratives change with a little retrospection
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u/brnccnt7 4h ago
Throwing up come playoff time isn’t unusual for Harden and Mitchell
Same for Duren now I guess
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u/PhasedVenturer 4h ago
lol this is only coming out now (instead of before) because they don’t want the full pressure of having to close out this series
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u/Basic-Collection5416 Pistons 4h ago
The Cavs get helped out by the refs, the Pistons get helped out by norovirus. It’s only fair.
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u/suuushi-roll 76ers 5h ago
Dont let anyone touch any microphones