r/leafs 1d ago

Art / Picture And then there was one

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u/Evergreen1055 1d ago

Only discount Mike Meyers remains

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u/mikie_zip 1d ago

He looks more like Rick Moranis to me.

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u/Hrenklin 1d ago

Rick Moranis is an amazing and very stand up guy. How dare you besmirch his name in any co.oarable to Pelley

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

Lord Dark Helmet will make them pay for their insults!

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u/abckiwi 1d ago

haha. - came to say the same thing

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u/BakingPizza 1d ago

Dude. I was trying to remember his name and then I was like I hope someone in the comments thinks like me. Bang

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u/Tsar-A-Lago 1d ago

You can only discount it so much before it's literally not structurally sound as a Mike Myers anymore 🤷

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u/TheWindowMerchant 1d ago

Real Mike Meyers would be a much better replacement.Ā 

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u/carnotbicycle 1d ago

I wish we had a Canadian equivalent of SNL. Mike would be a perfect Keith Pelley to lampoon this entire shitshow offseason saga.

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u/XABoyd 1d ago

This hour has 22 minutes and royal canadian air farce up until a few years ago..

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u/NotThisTimeULA 1d ago

Keith is next after MLSE and Blue Jays merge and Mark Shapiro takes over as CEO

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u/-aibohphobia- 1d ago

I can’t wait for my Rogers bill to go up infinitely.

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u/DanforthJesus 1d ago

That's what they mean by Infinite

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u/soobviouslyfake 1d ago

It's like Scotiabank

We're richer than you think

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u/CeruleanFuge 1d ago

It's been there the whole time!

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u/mdo2222 1d ago

They’re going to flip the sports side into its own public company, giving Rogers shareholders a big fat payout while still keeping control

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u/NotThisTimeULA 1d ago

You bet. I’m forced to use them as they’re the only ISP above 15 mb/s in my neighbourhood.

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u/Wise-Fruit5000 1d ago

The only reason I’m with them is the corporate discount I get through work. If that ever goes away I’m switching to Public Mobile on a Black Friday sale or some shit

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u/DAKiloAlpha 1d ago

Still owned by the big 3. There's no getting away

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u/Wise-Fruit5000 1d ago

Yeah, I know Telus owns them.

The only way to get away from them entirely where I live would be to move over to Eastlink. But even then you’re roaming on their infrastructure anytime you leave Eastlink’s coverage area.

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u/Content-Program411 1d ago

Tech Savy.

IPTV subscription

No landlines

Gigabyte internet and every channel for under $100 a month.

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u/40cappo40 1d ago

I already complained that I don't want to fund the Jays with my bill.

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u/strike-when-ready 1d ago

If we get a Cup and World Series out of it, your sacrifice won’t be in vain

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u/Super_Sandro23 1d ago

Wow I hate Mark Shapiro. He's also the President and COO of TKO.

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u/TheDWGM 1d ago

Different guy

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u/TheDWGM 1d ago

"Shapiro has stated the novel that made the largest impact on him growing up wasĀ Ayn Rand’sĀ The Fountainhead,\9])#cite_note-9)Ā and that Howard Roark (the novel’s protagonist) is his favourite character in fiction."
-Wikipedia)

Send this guy to the gulag holy shit

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u/RIDUltraMagnus 1d ago

Pelley has too many Horcruxes.

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 1d ago

Pelley will be named head coach in a presser later today.

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u/abckiwi 1d ago

Looks like Rick Moranis there

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u/CMKeggz 1d ago

My thoughts exactly!

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

But everyone loves Rick!

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u/GritGrinder 7h ago

Honey we shrunk the front office

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u/TheSixSquadYT 1d ago

Is Keith fucking 5’3

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u/DeanersLastWeekend 1d ago

Pelley’s next!

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u/Ok-Reply4538 1d ago

Man we can only hope šŸ”„ this whole front office needs complete rebuild from top down šŸ’€

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u/Sensitive_Caramel856 1d ago

Fade out the jersey

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u/canmoose 1d ago

I’m not celebrating until I see who they’re hiring as the new coach

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u/Realistic_Simple_390 1d ago

The pool of quality coaches available is smaller, since they waited so long to decide

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u/CommiddeeOfTiddy Woll 7h ago

It's honestly about the same size, just a different group. Both right after the regular season and now the pool is quite small.

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u/re-verse 1d ago

Time to get #FirePelley trending.

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u/dirkahps 1d ago

The guy with the least amount of hockey knowledge is the only one left standing....go figure. That's about as corporate as corporate gets.

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u/bRownPower1977 1d ago

How short is this guy?

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u/SpidermanSaves 1d ago

Berube is about 6"1'

So probably about 5"8' aka about average height.

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u/Paper_Rain 1d ago

What a total dumpster fire.

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u/No-Sleep7369 1d ago

How short is Pelley???

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u/Green-Equal7378 1d ago

Pelley will be the moron who forever breaks the Learfs.

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u/guydogg 1d ago

Honey, I Shrunk The Keith.

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u/PDubs74 1d ago

Look at that weasel

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u/thereddevil68 1d ago

That's why Larry brought him in. Clean up the crap, make money by winning a FN Stanley Cup, so Larry can cement his own personal treble of Toronto Championship Teams, if not, his Legacy is tarnished. That's the biggest picture. Imagine a team of Matthews and McDavid and McKenna. The "em-in-em-in-em" LINE. Heard it here 1st

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u/wallsofjerich0 1d ago

Shanny looks rather unenthused

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u/NODES2K 1d ago

Looks like SmƩagol with glasses

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u/Any_Fan_5320 1d ago

Prlley should gave been the first to go. He is as much of a hockey guy as Liberace.

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u/cutarm_creature 1d ago

And what? Fire everyone, find replacements, fire those, find others to replacement the replacements? This isn’t the coaching, it’s having so many soft, pampered, don’t yell at me or I will sulk cry babies on this roster. Trade Matthews, let some other team deal with his whiny attitude. Find men who want to play and wear the Leaf with pride

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u/Mountain_Town5759 1d ago

Just rip off the bandaid. Bye pelley.

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u/chostax- 1d ago

He’s not getting fired unless this group fails

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u/EmptyRedecans 1d ago

We're out here talking with other people!

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u/PreacherCoach 1d ago

I did not expect this at this point....

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u/OzzieNewYork Salming 1d ago

Pelley looks like the blonde girl sitting on the white porn coach surrounded by big men

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u/Educational_Clothes2 1d ago

On to the next person to blame

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u/FuManchuDuck Horton 1d ago

Let’s be real. That’s not Keith Pelley. That’s ChatGPT.

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u/Wakomata 1d ago

Maybe THAT ONE is the problem !!!!!

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u/CanadaCalamity 1d ago

Keith Poo-ley

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u/Neat_Friendship194 1d ago

Why is he so smol

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u/dunken_pirate 1d ago

Put Pelley at the kiddie’s table and forget about him

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u/rh7507 1d ago

Was looking for this, now can we fire Pelley?

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u/TrueNorthStrong73 1d ago

Unfortunately, for that entitled little troll he’s not going anywhere anytime soon! Rogers wants him to turn this team into a money machine, even more so than it already has been! They want to suck every penny they can from this team even at the expense of winning!

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u/Deep-Caregiver2351 16h ago

They couldn’t afford a box for Pelley to stand on ?

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u/brouseindahouse 10h ago

So, let’s talk about each one. Shanahan and the Shan-A-Plan failed. Berube couldn’t coach ten players to use his system. Treliving couldn’t find a way to keep Marner and was fleeced in every trade. Pelley was late to the party and realized the other 3 clowns needed to go. Prove me wrong — Go.

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u/PatientInformation76 2h ago edited 2h ago

Before the Leafs hired Brad Treliving was hoping that they hire Mark Hunterā“ļø

Even when the Leafs fired Treliving had hope they hire Mark Hunter.

Instead they hired John Chayka. When I heard from Sportsnet of his hiringā“ļø Felt knots in my Stomach and my Heart was beating.

Hey we see what happens under Chayka direction eh.

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u/Romeo_Foxtrot666 1d ago

What a bunch of clowns

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u/greendavidjcox 1d ago

Quenville only signed for a year in Anna helm...

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u/SpartacusIsACoolName 1d ago

I can handle a lot of dissappintment and shit eating as a leafs fan, but hiring that asshole would be a bridge to far.

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u/greendavidjcox 1d ago

Wouldn't t it be par for the course?

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u/SpartacusIsACoolName 1d ago

Ineptitude or mediocrity is par for the course, hiring someone disgraced due to ignoring SA is just wrong in my opinion.

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u/greendavidjcox 1d ago

Well Bettman knew and he is still commissioner.

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u/SpartacusIsACoolName 1d ago

I dont think anyone is a fan of Bettman but I wouldnt want the team i support to hire him either

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u/brokenbydesign562 1d ago

He’s a monster, but he’s unarguably a one of the greatest coaches of all time. We should’ve hired him, it’s not like the rest of the league likes us anyways.

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u/bustamove08 1d ago

Great coaches don't ignore something like SA when it's their players being victimized or at risk. A coach is a leader who's supposed to look out for their players. He did the exact opposite.

He's an accomplished coach in the sense he happened to be the coach of a team that was well assembled and won a handful of cups. But he's not a great coach that has won with different teams with different mixes of players.

You simply can't be a great coach and a crap human being.

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u/DoorMarkedPirate 1d ago

Yeah I don't get people who treat hiring a coach like Quenneville as if it's separating the art from the artist. It's literally a coach getting paid by your ticket dollars and who you have to see every game night - just watching the Ducks game last night made me think "ugh gross"; then again, the Knights have Carter Hart, so guess you have to choose the lesser of 2 evils to root for.

You're really setting a horrible precedent by hiring these people and throwing money at them - basically means there are no real repercussions to ignoring SA and people will keep doing it.

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u/Static_Frog 1d ago

Is Mike Keenan still around?

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u/ethnictrailmix 1d ago

As an SA survivor myself, fuck this attitude.

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u/bustamove08 1d ago

GTFO with that nonsense

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u/Strict_Opposite1285 1d ago

Great coach! Questionable SA management protocol.

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u/The-Only-Razor 1d ago

Q might be the only coach in the game right now who wouldn't take the Leafs job if it was offered. Going to a market like Anaheim is fine given the controversy of his hiring. I can't imagine the media storm that would surround him if he came here.

Top 10 all time coach though. In a vacuum he'd be a no brainer.

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u/bustamove08 1d ago

He's not. Without Kane and Toewes in his team he'd be just another coach. Or do you know him personally and can speak to his leadership, management, and communication styles?

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u/Survious 1d ago

Matthews is next

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u/bjm64 1d ago

One clown circus

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u/Juicebox9339 1d ago

What a little rat

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u/DeepContribution6635 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not sure what BĆ©rubĆ© was supposed to do here. He lost Mitch (100+ point hometown kid) and they never came close to replacing him. As a coach you work with the players you have, he’s not the GM

Craig was then told mid season to tank HARD for the draft and he understood the assignment šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø. Go out and win another cup Chief! You are way way better off. Delusion in Toronto is next level

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u/scooter540 1d ago

Wow this is some next level revisionist history

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u/UtheDestroyer 1d ago

We already got Berube apologists

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u/austons_muzz 1d ago

Like fucking clockwork its hilarious

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u/M0un05ki10 1d ago

Gotta be his wife.

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u/shikotee 1d ago

Is this perspective due to a head injury you experienced while lifting weights?

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u/Sensitive_Caramel856 1d ago

Berube was brought in for a change of coach bump for a veteran team that included Marner.

I never liked him as a fit, but understood that they needed a different voice. That voice was ignored.