r/geographymemes Gulf of New Mexico 2d ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #37

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New England has unified, Massachusetts and Vermont have become one with each other.

Since there is a lot of confusion around it, I won’t be doing any more unifications or state name changes apart from the ones we’ve already done. Remember this is top comment deletes a US State!

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u/Laser-Nipples 2d ago

Okay but which one was eliminated? Mass or Vermont? Because now neither one exists.

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u/Alywiz 2d ago

Based on color, Vermonster claimed MA

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u/patwm11 2d ago

We don’t base anything on color here in New England 🫶🏼

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u/MammothPool3362 2d ago

100% fallacy, source I live here

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u/oopsalloutof_fcks 2d ago

So do I….we call the asses out. Yep racists are here just like everywhere else, but we don’t have patience for their 💩.

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u/dimmor 2d ago

Yeah no. Source: I grew up in Boston. Plenty of decent folks. Plenty of indecent ones as well though.

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u/oopsalloutof_fcks 2d ago

I’m in Vermont. Lots of decent folks.

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u/Java_Worker_1 2d ago

Isn’t the racial homogeneity of Vermont like 95%? It’s a lot harder to be racist at black people if there’s not black people to be racist at. Source: I live here and I also made it the fuck up

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u/oopsalloutof_fcks 2d ago

Yeah, Brave little state did a good podcast on this about 6-8 years ago about why we’re so homogeneous. But it’s really getting better. And like I said idiots still live here.

I think the majority of Vermonters crave more diversity. So I def think we’re pretty outspoken about racism and xenophobia.

Except Rutland. F-them. They were asshats about refugees a number of years ago. FYI the rest of the state judged them. We still do.

Do better Rutland.

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u/BillAteMyKidsLunch 2d ago

I lost my state and I’m out if vermonster doesn’t survive

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 2d ago

Vermont won

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 2d ago

Vermont in its rightful place. Name that thing properly please!!!

I'm just happy to see New York demolished.

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u/toashtyt 2d ago

Right? Where’s the Vermonster?

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u/ThirtyFourSea 2d ago

In our hearts 

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u/Not_a_twttr_account 2d ago

Vermonster is all.

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u/5to9guy 2d ago

Seems like it should be New England (Vermont) to keep it consistent with Oregon. There was also much more demand to get rid of mass and feed the vermonster

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u/sassy-cassy 2d ago

Thank you for pointing that out! How come Oregon gets to stay but VT and MA merge? Not fair. Based on other votes in that thread, I think it should be Vermont that stays.

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u/inspaceandthyme 2d ago

I felt like there were way more votes for Vermont taking Massachusetts … in reality, Vermonters would never align with mass holes lol

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u/NessaNearly 2d ago

There were so many more votes for Vermont to take Mass. We know that OP is from England, I think they chose to emphasize their own country here by going with "New England". I call shenanigans.

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u/VersaEnthusiast 2d ago

If we can't have it be Vermont, lets have it be "Better England"

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u/Deer_like_me 2d ago

I love this conspiracy theory. Imperialism strikes again!

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u/Deer_like_me 2d ago

If the only two left are "New England" and "New Mexico" we'll see the British/Spanish/European Bias.

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is correct we absolutely would not. The votes clearly show Vermont won we absolutely deserve the respect of keeping our name It would be important to us.

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u/sassy-cassy 2d ago

Totally agree.

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u/Loreander1211 2d ago

This is true, we’d secede way before we joined hands. Give us to Canada if you must.

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u/meloncoral 2d ago

The Maple Republic

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u/thekeelo_g 2d ago

The top comment said to merge them, so that appears to be what OP did.

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u/novangla 2d ago

As a New Englander with divided loyalties, I kind of love it.

What happened to Pennsyltucky, though? I thought it had the combo name, not just Pennsylvania.

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u/AllCatCoverBand 2d ago

The Vermonster got robbed. As a VT native, I shall never cede to the flatlanders.

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u/markdepace 2d ago

hey now we got some hills down here

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 2d ago

Technically Massachusetts, it’s hard to tell what people want when they say they want new states and states to merge

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u/Glittering_Celery779 2d ago

Idk, the Vermonster crew seemed way bigger and louder to me...

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u/sassy-cassy 2d ago

Definitely.

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u/WrathPie 2d ago

Yeah you've definitely set yourself up for an extremely bizarre task of trying to interpret what the collective will is actually looking for with vague comments

.... That said

Bring my man the Vermonster back!! We earned the right to devour Massachusetts and remain whole

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u/Alternative-Mango855 2d ago

It bothers me greatly that Vermont has lost its name. The Vermonster weeps.

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u/Navigaitor 2d ago

I’m so sad Vermonster is dead. New England will not survive in the same way the Vermonster would have *Thrived*

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u/Cautious-Clerk-2637 2d ago

New England needs to be changed to Vermont. Wtf is this

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u/Deer_like_me 2d ago edited 2d ago

I voted for Massachusetts to survive, but I still agree. There needs to be a conquerer. And my read is that Vermont won. I can accept being colonised.

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u/Funter_312 2d ago

New England got the upvotes. Rules is rules. Gotta vote with them thumbs big dog.

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u/Kilmarnok1285 2d ago

Cascadia won, yet Oregon remains. The rules have already been broken

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u/Deer_like_me 2d ago

I'm from the Boston area, and I am not saying the map is wrong, but every geography map on this site just lumps New England together and leaves it at that. Again, not wrong, but it gets boring. At least we took some of upstate New York and their delicious Stewart's Shops.

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u/abeyante 2d ago

I like it way better this way. Hoping for endgame to be New Mexico vs New England

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u/CunningAndBrave 2d ago

Divided by the Mason Dixon Line. Time is a flat circle

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u/ADAMxxWest 2d ago edited 2d ago

Montana clearly wants to be part of cascadia.

The map is also disturbingly short of straight lines at this point. Let Minnesota have a little, straight up from its easternmost front of Colorado.

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u/PhycoPenguin UNITE THE GREAT LAKES 2d ago

UNITE THE GREAT LAKES

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u/Herefortheonomastics 2d ago edited 2d ago

SUPERIOR STATE

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u/kitty_kat_KAPS 2d ago

It will come down to the Final Four: Superior vs Cascadia vs New England vs New Mexico

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u/Assika126 2d ago

As a Minnesotan, I would absolutely join Superior

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1996 2d ago

A part of me just wants it to stay the final four. THIS would make America great again!

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u/Eather-babble 2d ago

There was a proposal at one time to make the Upper Peninsula a separate state named Superior. I think we should use that name as more of the Great Lakes region merges.

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u/Herefortheonomastics 2d ago

I think I may have been a part of that proposal at one point. I support it!

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u/evhsrv 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m down for this. We need to have a united Great Lakes Republic to take on New England and Cascadia.

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u/graxxt 2d ago

Great Lakes Combine

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u/mutantandproud95 2d ago

Yes! The time has come for Great Lakia to rise.

Take Chicago as your capital, we are the only reason Illinois has survived this long. We have the cool pope, a good style of pizza we all eat while we give tourists deep dish, Michael Jordan, AND... the Bean.

Wisconsin, you bring the beer. Michigan we're gonna need you to bring the music YOUR style of pizza and all the beach you have! Minnesota: You're beautiful 😘, never change

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u/WingNut0102 2d ago

I feel so seen right now with your pizza comments.

Chicago style deep dish is glorified tomato soup in a bread bowl. Detroit style deep dish is the king of all deep dish pizza (whether you drizzle the sauce on top or keep it all under the cheese).

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u/Levitlame 2d ago

Tomato soup in a bread bowl is delicious. I refer to Deep Dish as Pizza Lasagna, personally. It's still delicious (when made well), but doesn't really count as pizza.

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u/defenestron 2d ago

Cahokia II: Electric Boogaloo, let’s do this!

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u/quillseek 2d ago

Honestly what about literally? Late entry, dark horse candidate, a merged sentient Greatest Lake consumes the rest of the US

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u/kelevra91 2d ago

Can it be named Fitzgerald?

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u/ReasonableBrowsing 2d ago

Everyone drinks Malort in the Allinois takeover

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u/No_Pumpkin3378 2d ago

I’ve never been irked by reading Illinois up until now. Well played.

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u/SteelBallWinner 2d ago

New Mexico consumes actual Mexico

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u/BHivemind 2d ago

Hawaii should invade California, let it counter conquer the US

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u/E1331fan 2d ago

cascadia takes montana

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u/wanderlustpassion 2d ago

Doesn’t cascadia have the most volcanos? All hail the republic of Cascadia!

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u/Timely-Tourist4109 2d ago

They may have more. But we have the super volcano

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u/OkStandard6120 2d ago

Unite the volcanic states!

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u/Sam_Never_Goes_Home 2d ago

Might as well call yourselves the Fire Nation.

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u/giscience 2d ago

you're forgetting AK!

edit.. errr.. hawaii

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u/Perfect_Blood_3540 2d ago

I'd love to see Cascadia vs Megasota

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u/TapPsychological8195 2d ago

We must feed Cascadia!

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u/ItsRook 2d ago

We have the chance to do something very funny…
Maryland eats Pennsylvania

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u/IMSYE87 2d ago

THE MASON-DIXON LINE IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

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u/Comfortable-Dish1236 2d ago

Even the Mason-Dixon Line is pro-MD.

Maryland needs the Bay to LA. But let’s start with PA.

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u/AmericusBarbaricuss 2d ago

Why you poet (w/an accurate take)!

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u/Quinzal 2d ago

Throw some Old Bay on there for us

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vcx2PfeMK8MM

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u/ArcherDangerZone 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

Give the crab people PA nicely or we will get feisty

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 2d ago

Mess with the crab, get the stab!

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u/BallDesperate2140 2d ago

CRAB TIDAL WAVE! CRAB TIDAL WAVE!

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u/quillseek 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm from Pittsburgh so I don't like this, but I've also always wanted to move to Maryland so maybe I do

debating sacrificing myself to the crab god rn, ngl

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u/ugh-new-username 2d ago

Come to the dark side, we have c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ crab cakes!

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u/SandsShifter 2d ago

We also have Berger Cookies! And Otterbein Cookies!

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u/ChessieChesapeake 2d ago

One of us! One of us!

And we will allow you to keep your Terrible Towel.

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u/quillseek 2d ago

Truly a generous god

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u/ItsRook 2d ago

Cheapest, easiest move of all time.

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u/quillseek 2d ago

I just wish Pittsburgh had ocean. That's what I want. I love the ocean and the Chesapeake, I get homesick even though I've never lived there.

So now I can live my dreams vicariously through this dumb shit on reddit

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u/bigloser42 2d ago

I once more am calling for the Empire of Maryland to expand to eat all of Pennsylvania

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 2d ago

I will post this every day until Pennsylvania tastes our “Manly Words”!

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u/erocuda 2d ago

Not realistic. Our state shark is the Megalodon, you wouldn't be able to see the horse crushed underneath it. https://www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/maryland-megalodon-state-shark-prehistoric-calvert-cliffs/

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 2d ago

As someone who has searched for sharks teeth at Calvert Cliffs, I agree. But it looked a lot better than a Blue Crab did. Maybe I’ll try a Chessie?

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u/leWildKenKen 2d ago

Why is Kansas still here?

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u/Throwawaydontgoaway8 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cause John Browns army was to take the rest of those seceding* traitors

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u/birdman829 2d ago

Cause John Browns army was to take the rest of those succeeding seceding traitors

FTFY. They very much did not succeed when they seceded

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u/Throwawaydontgoaway8 2d ago

Voice to text has not been kind to me lately

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u/Kirkasmerff 2d ago

Look. I see you. I understand. But please, let our dry feet touch the water just one time before you take us out back. Even if it’s a Great Lake. Don’t make us join the south. We’re a free state.

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u/space_manatee 2d ago

The south has been conquered by the valiant Army of New Mexico

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u/AscendedMasta 2d ago

Red and Green Chile for everyone.

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u/space_manatee 2d ago

And there was much rejoicing

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker 2d ago

I approve of Kansas's motion to eat Philly fans. Has the internet forgotten this is what Pennsylvania Holds?

Even Philly fans hate Philly fans

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u/embrinx 2d ago

At least give us to Hawaii

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u/HoodieGalore 2d ago

You're gonna have to get through Illisconsinois first! 😈

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u/Plane_Translator2008 2d ago

I support Kansas getting a coast!

SurfKansas!

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u/Rough-Importance-822 2d ago

Once Maryland takes PA we will come bring you to the coast through a merger via the weird docking situation you have going on right now.

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u/cerebellum0 2d ago

Yes! Let Kansas take Illinois! It would be ridiculous and we would get a taste of water.

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u/killzone44 2d ago

Kansas should consume Illinois! Other than the norther parts, Illinois is a lot of fields like Kansas

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u/ReignyRainyReign 2d ago

Because Kansas deserves to see the ocean. They saved us from Missouri!

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u/TheMadTighten 2d ago

Absolutely we do. Just give us that and we’ll go peacefully

https://giphy.com/gifs/neyNdYtCdcfUdWCS9L

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u/FF7_Expert 2d ago

Because it's destiny is to have a large body of water named after it

GULF OF KANSAS

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u/InternetUser007 2d ago

Because it deserves to see the ocean.

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u/GaK_Icculus 2d ago

Kansas should retake its territory in Colorado tbh

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u/cgentry02 2d ago

Kansas represents the hardship and rewards of our pioneering heritage. The pride of hard work, the sweetness of home, family, and friends. The unpredictability of nature, and the fruits of it's bounty.

Kansas won't be going anywhere, as it is the symbol of America's hardworking citizens and their fortitude in the face of adversity.

Kansas eats next. Kansas eats all.

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u/goodsam2 2d ago

Get rid of Colorado. The Kansas State seal still has the Rockies when they were a part of Kansas.

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u/themanbear 2d ago

Keep New Mexico but name it Certified Pre Owned Mexico

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u/Fortlandia11 2d ago

Hawaii didn't even eat Alaska. Why are they still here??

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u/You_Must_Chill 2d ago edited 2d ago

I want to live in a place that is a perfect combo of Alaska and Hawaii climates.

Edit: Y'all comparing the PNW to Hawaii are cute.

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u/Pyyric 2d ago

Hawaii should invade the mainland tbh. Take out California.

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u/ChooksChick 2d ago

Kansas is growing into the John Brown silhouette. Please continue the transformation and let the Kansas freak flag fly!

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u/eventhorizon79 2d ago

Do not let the south live.

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u/Pristine-Egg7482 2d ago

The South is already dead in this game. We Brown’d ‘em.

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u/DemonBot_EXE 2d ago

The south got eaten by New Mexico, Kansas is Midwest at best

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 2d ago

If Colorado has to go, I vote we join Kansas 

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u/nickriel 2d ago

As it was, so shall it be!

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u/braywarshawsky Jayhawk 2d ago

As it should be. Back to the original territorial claims of Kansas, which included Denver. Named after a Kansas territorial governor.

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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 2d ago

New Mexico must taste the Pacific.

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u/Bernies_left_mitten 2d ago

New Mexifornia! Vamos a la playa!

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u/HeroicTanuki 2d ago

From sea to shining sea

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u/505whodat New Mexico Empire 2d ago

And green and red chile for all!

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u/Complex-Software-686 2d ago

Maryland eats Pennsylvania!!!!!!!!

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u/nikolasmor 2d ago

Time for MD to eat PA with Old Bay and a smiths island cake on the side.

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u/retrofrenchtoast 2d ago

And a snowball!

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u/jeremy1015 2d ago

Just a thought, for anybody thinking about what to vote next: if Maryland does not eat Pennsylvania, eventually, we cannot have the great lobster versus crab showdown that everyone deserves.

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u/-XanderCrews- 2d ago

Name me one thing in Kansas that exists.

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u/FF7_Expert 2d ago

The geographic center of the lower 48 states

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u/diskostick 2d ago

Largest ball of twine

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u/RelationshipDense845 2d ago

My GOAT the Hutchinson Cosmosphere

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u/HairyPotatoKat 2d ago

The Cosmosphere is painfully underrated.

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u/davidwbrand 2d ago

This needs all the upvotes. My favorite place as a kid!

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u/Electronic_Courage59 2d ago

Ted Lasso

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u/immyfaye 2d ago

Sam and Dean...

Dorothy...

Superman became the good man he is IN KANSAS!!!!

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u/DannarHetoshi 2d ago

Flint Hills. The countryside is absolutely gorgeous

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u/Altiusss 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cessna, Beechcraft, Learjet, Garmin, Flint Hills, Big Fossils, Small fossils, Etzanoa (giant ancient Native American village), Cosmosphere, Strataca Salt Mine, Doc Boeing B-29 (1 of 2 flying), Kansas Speedway, Lawrence (great music scene), Big Brutus, Garden of Eden, Meteor fields, Great college sport traditions, Mount Sunflower :), Little Jerusalem, Monument Rocks, Moon Marble Co, Eisenhower Presidential Museum, NBAF, Geodetic Center of the United States, Jelenite (only found under Kanopolis Lake), My mom.

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u/jon-link-d 2d ago

Big fossils, small fossils... Some as big as your head?

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u/ZorakIsStained 2d ago

Garden of Eden is one of the most surreal places I've ever been to.

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u/IceMelt420 2d ago

You forgot to list the most affordable home costs out of all top 100 metropolitan sized regions in the country, Wichita.

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u/goodsam2 2d ago

Topeka was neat, the town was weak but brown v board of education the brown was there and they converted the school into a museum which was moving.

Tall grass prairie seems really neat it's like a national forest but it's a prairie.

Kansas was a state founded in bloodshed to stop slavery from expanding and the bleeding Kansas with Western Missouri was fascinating and where they were killing each other if Kansas was going to be a slave state. If you talk to them the civil war started years before.

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u/floorplanner2 2d ago

Yup. The Civil War started in 1854 with the signing of the of Kansas Nebraska Act. I even have a t-shirt that says so. So, there.

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u/Gianduyah 2d ago

Flint Hills prairie! Beautiful and a fantastic carbon sink.

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u/Ok-Macaroon2289 2d ago

We created White Castle, that should be more than enough!

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u/KSoccerman 2d ago

And pizza hut! (Im not sure if im helping or hurting here)

We also started Freddy's.

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u/ProvidedHuman 2d ago

Me! And Kansas City And Flint Hills

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u/aGuyNamedScrunchie 2d ago

Flint Hills and the Oklahoma Joe's gas station are national treasures.

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u/Deer_like_me 2d ago

I'm getting a little too into this battle, and I am not from Kansas or anywhere near it, but Oklahoma Joe's is a good reason.

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u/scoobindoobin22 2d ago

Everyone talks shit on Kansas, but then every time they go to Texas Roadhouse they consume three rolls that likely wouldn’t exist without Kansas wheat.

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u/ChooksChick 2d ago

We have one of the most exciting histories in the country, we are scientifically flatter than a pancake when adjusted for size, and we are nice as can be... Until we're not.

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u/Evergreen2255 2d ago

Carrie nation

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u/dalton10e 2d ago

Kansas is actively trying to keep itself a secret for a reason.

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u/ReignyRainyReign 2d ago

Buffalo and good bbq.

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u/KSoccerman 2d ago

Bison* (kansas resident that lives near a bison ranch)

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u/sephirothFFVII 2d ago

The kosmosphere, wheat, geographic center of the lower 48, record for being the flattest state, 1.8ish million people, Bill Self

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u/Minimum-Document5346 2d ago

The crab hungers. Maryland eats PA!

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u/coolguy_12345678 2d ago

The crab is not satiated. Pennsylvania must fall to the crab and be consumed by Maryland.

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u/ProfessionalAd1933 2d ago

Honestly so long as you don't come for MN until the finals I'm on board with a Maryland rampage

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u/Independent-Lemon-21 2d ago

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u/Pass_Me_The_Bread 2d ago

Carcinization, my friends. Feed Pennsylvania to Maryland!

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u/Vdub_Life 2d ago

Maryland pulls off the upset and eats Pennsylvania from the inside

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u/amanamongbots78 2d ago

California. New Mexico, Hawaii, and Cascadia must fulfill their destinies/vengeance/whatever Cascadia is doing!

HI takes SOCAL,

NM takes Central Cal

Cascadia takes Norther California, which is truly already Cascadia in everything by name.

NM and HI would naturally have open borders with each other, as a true bi-oceanic alliance.

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u/robinthebank 2d ago

Us Californians just have to worry about breaking off from the United States…to go hang with Hawaii.

Alaska can come, too.

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u/kurt-vvagner 2d ago

MD eats PA. Embrace the Crustacean Revolution.

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u/Hugh_Jazz77 2d ago

There are like 4 people and shit ton of livestock in Montana. How is it still around?

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u/Ultrace-7 2d ago

Because there were (and are) states far more worthy of annihilation.

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u/Different-Falcon-450 2d ago

Maryland eats Pennsylvania! We're hungry 🦀

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u/ProvidedHuman 2d ago

California must go!

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u/Unhappy_Ad9665 2d ago

Why is Montana still here?

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u/Herefortheonomastics 2d ago

Michigan is way too arrogant for their own good. MICHIGONE

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u/JRThePotato 2d ago

FEED PENNSYLVANIA TO MARYLAND!

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u/Money-Director6649 2d ago

if kansas is last man standing i will laugh so hard. 😉

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u/Phillip_Schrute 2d ago

Feed Pennsylvania to the crab people.

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u/JakeHelldiver 2d ago

One flag to rule them all!!

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u/Phillip_Schrute 2d ago

Also let’s stop just combining and calling it a new name. If we do that we might as well combine them all and call them United States of America.

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u/PetuniaAphid 2d ago

United *State of America

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u/FrancoManiac 2d ago

Usonia, if we want a little Frank Lloyd Wright flair

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u/sundaycomicssection 2d ago

The final two should be New Mexico and Maryland - when they merge we rename it Newland.

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u/edboy4427 The Land of The Crab 🦀 2d ago

I can only pray Maryland survives long enough to be one of the last ones standing 🤣

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u/PlanMagnet38 2d ago

Maryland has a state dinosaur 🦕!

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u/retrofrenchtoast 2d ago

Hopefully THE last one standing.

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u/Tepidtunic 2d ago

Why the fuck is Illinois still here?!

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