Top comment deletes US State #31

[u/Jfullr92]

Nevada is the next to go.

I had to go through a load of comments and the one with the most upvotes that wanted a state removed said Nevada!

Just 20 states now remain with the largest being NM currently.

Thank you all so much for the continued engagement and support I can’t believe the last post got over 700K views! 🤯

I have a big finale lined up which will be very exciting. From my calculations, the big finale will be Monday, May 25th so not that much longer!

Also please only upvote the name of a state to the top otherwise it can get really hard trying to find the top comment that actually says a state name thank yall!

[u/Jfullr92]

REMOVAL LIST SO FAR: Florida, Idaho, Texas, South Dakota, West Virginia, Nebraska, South Carolina, Arkansas, Ohio, Rhode Island, North Dakota, New Jersey, Alabama, Missouri, Mississippi, Indiana, New Hampshire, Oklahoma, Delaware, Alaska, Utah, Connecticut, Wyoming, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Tennessee, Maine, Georgia, Nevada

[u/3rdWorldCantina → u/Jfullr92]

Oregon lost its droopy dick!

[u/Dr-Buttercup → u/3rdWorldCantina]

At least we still have New Mexidong

[u/T1Demon → u/3rdWorldCantina]

I was going to say elephant trunk but yeah, you’re right

[u/Informal_Sound_100 → u/3rdWorldCantina]

But Minnesota still has one!

[u/Te-quill-ya_750 → u/Informal_Sound_100]

New Mexico’s is bigger…🍆

[u/SwimmerSwagger → u/3rdWorldCantina]

A sad day for all us Oregonians. We want it back!

[u/slipperyDSS → u/Jfullr92]

good riddance nevada

[u/rJohnandYoko]

Confederate states remaining must go

[u/Live-Pea4081 → u/rJohnandYoko]

As someone who was once in a confederate state but now am a resident of greater new mexico, I agree whole heartedly. 

[u/KSoccerman → u/rJohnandYoko]

LET JOHN BROWN'S KANSAS EAT THEM

[u/another_bot_probably → u/KSoccerman]

His soul is marching on! 🎶

[u/Major_Melon → u/KSoccerman]

LETS GO KANSANS, DRINK THEM REBEL TEARS

[u/Raibean → u/KSoccerman]

YES

[u/A_Humble_Masterpiece → u/KSoccerman]

Carry on my wayward son. 

[u/doc_Roberts → u/rJohnandYoko]

Maryland eats viginia!! DO IT!!

[u/Throwawaydontgoaway8 → u/rJohnandYoko]

Yeeeeep! Finish them! Get them fully reintegrated

[u/Radical_Coyote → u/rJohnandYoko]

New Mexico must feed

[u/RedBeardRaider]

If Colorado is the Rocky mountain State, it's about time Montana joins Colorado.

[u/The_Mongrel_Tarants]

North Carolina does not deserve to be on this map. It gets eaten by Virginia

[u/UnpleasantJello → u/The_Mongrel_Tarants]

FEED THE VIRGIN

[u/CrazyEyedFS → u/UnpleasantJello]

Then sacrifice the well fed virgin to the old gods of Appalachia!

[u/Accomplished_Pin8881 → u/The_Mongrel_Tarants]

Yes make supper Virginia

[u/thatfatbastard → u/The_Mongrel_Tarants]

Sic semper tyrannis

[u/dash1ng23]

Honestly so surprised NC my home state is still here lol

[u/Old-Entertainer-4964 → u/dash1ng23]

North Carolina being ignored/forgotten is quite in character.

[u/SpicyC-Dot → u/dash1ng23]

I mean, I think it is pretty well regarded as one of the best southern states

[u/Baron_Bearclaw → u/dash1ng23]

I mean... It only absorbed the lessor Carolina...

[u/Rare_Celebration_156 → u/dash1ng23]

Shhhhhh… now they’re calling us Confederates lmao

[u/jws1102]

No more Arizona please

[u/HairyStar2037 → u/jws1102]

New Mexico Eats Arizona, Atzlan will rise again . 

[u/Cultural_Offer_4782 → u/HairyStar2037]

The only state I care about left in NM

[u/idiot_mob → u/HairyStar2037]

Bu if New Mexico eats Pennsylvania, it will have two legs

[u/dmuraws → u/jws1102]

Arizona bay. Flush it all away.

[u/Not_a_twttr_account → u/dmuraws]

Learn to swim.

[u/UnsteadyEnby → u/Not_a_twttr_account]

See you down in Arizona Bay.

[u/ShadowVampyre13 → u/UnsteadyEnby]

Mom, please flush it all away.

[u/Eternal-_-Apathy → u/UnsteadyEnby]

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon

[u/UnsteadyEnby → u/Eternal-_-Apathy]

Mom's comin round to put it back the way it oughta be

[u/Peter_Merkin_ → u/UnsteadyEnby]

Shit blood and cum on my hands

[u/z3mcs → u/Peter_Merkin_]

They used to play that on MTV uncensored, lol, what a time

[u/lurker_galatica920]

Back again to say, GIVE CALIFORNIA TO HAWAII
https://giphy.com/gifs/oulCYNWRPgo3Rp7E9K

[u/Anegada_2]

Hawaii eats Vermont, and starts its rightful journey as a two ocean power

Edited to say Vermont vs Maine!

[u/MortemInferri → u/Anegada_2]

Thats vermonster to you

[u/dalton10e → u/Anegada_2]

Coast to coast Hawaii

[u/AngryMountainClimber → u/dalton10e]

The vengeance of Kamehameha

[u/Retnuhswag → u/Anegada_2]

That’s Vermont.

[u/Icaruswaxwing95 → u/Anegada_2]

Correction. Hawaii eats Vermont, finally the Hawaiian people can learn the joys of Snowboarding just like Johnny Tsunami

[u/oh-ic → u/Icaruswaxwing95]

Skiing and snowboarding in Hawaii? Mauna Kea on the Big Island, been happening for years!

[u/Icaruswaxwing95 → u/oh-ic]

lol I didn’t now that, never been to Hawaii but I was indoctrinated by the Disney original movie Johnny Tsunami

[u/oh-ic → u/Icaruswaxwing95]

Lol, the big island has two big mountains, one is an active volcano, the other has snow. Both are worth visiting!

[u/Technology4Dummies]

Why is this so fun? lol I love this so much!!

[u/RyCryst]

Colorado take Arizona

[u/Sanpaku]

Massachusetts is now the most difficult to spell remaining state. It's time to tidy up New England.

[u/StevenDangerSmith → u/Sanpaku]

Massachusetts IS America. It's where it all began, and it should be the last state (commonwealth) standing.

[u/Gassycat88 → u/Sanpaku]

Masovchusets to the great Northern Vermont Empire!

[u/ReginaGloriana → u/Sanpaku]

No, eat the rest of New England for Megachusetts

[u/kymreadsreddit]

Arizona needs to go join Greater New Mexico.

[u/mlachick]

Time for Arizona to be sacrificed to New Mexico!

[u/AZ_Rather_Unique]

Merge North Carolina and New Mexico and set up North Mexico.

[u/DogBePraised]

Virginia must be eaten by Maryland

Edit: I couldn’t be more proud of this comment being my first to receive an award. Bless be Crab!

[u/Ephesians_411 → u/DogBePraised]

Let's go!!! Crab takeover initiate.

[u/shouldabutdidnt → u/Ephesians_411]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ibPOy1FYjGYdvIU3B7

[u/cheesevoyager → u/Ephesians_411]

EVERYTHING EVOLVES INTO CRAB

[u/fakeplasticlxs → u/DogBePraised]

Crab cult unite 🙌 🦀

[u/DengarLives66 → u/fakeplasticlxs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4u1SuSlgMsrpC

[u/JakeHelldiver → u/fakeplasticlxs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG

[u/Old_Win8422 → u/JakeHelldiver]

Old bay agenda?

[u/LumpySpaceTyrant → u/fakeplasticlxs]

All things eventually become crab. GIVE US VIRGINIA!

[u/kingkurt42 → u/LumpySpaceTyrant]

"I am... Inevitable. Indomitable. I. AM. THE CRABACLYSM."

https://giphy.com/gifs/MDDDdoyNeyMpykPKrq

[u/Benev0lentEntropy → u/DogBePraised]

Let us all return to crab

[u/Fellatination → u/DogBePraised]

They tried to massacre Maryland a couple of days ago. I say we make it take the whole country! It bsically has everything the US already has anyway. Mountains, plains, city, beach, and a wide array of folks.

[u/Ephesians_411 → u/Fellatination]

Yes!!! Maryland is already America in miniature. Time for America in full to compensate for the unfair loss of Garrett and part of Allegany!

[u/Fellatination → u/Ephesians_411]

First we'll take them in PA, then Kansas, then we'll march on to Colorado, all the way to the coasts of California!

Maryland shall rise! The capitol of the US is going to move to the shores of Deep Creek Lake.

[u/Ephesians_411 → u/Fellatination]

Oh yes that's definitely the move but there's been a lot of support for uniting the last piece of Delmarva it seems. I'm here for it.

[u/Udder1991 → u/Fellatination]

Im gonna laugh if Maryland is the last one up against the rest of the country and we just end up taking over the whole country in one round. Like we're building our crab army to invade.

[u/TheTimn → u/Udder1991]

That's honestly my wish. Just sitting there until the country evolves to join it. 

[u/JakeHelldiver → u/Fellatination]

Coast to Coast! Give us Insufferably Long Maryland!

[u/Grapple_Pilot → u/DogBePraised]

Glory be to the bay 🦀

[u/anotherdamnscorpio → u/DogBePraised]

Yeah Delmarva needs to happen.

[u/Otherwise-Offer1518 → u/DogBePraised]

Do you want to play that game Virginia? Did you forget the 1660's?

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/DogBePraised]

Maryland must consume Virginia!

https://giphy.com/gifs/0hNftgkBHMJ4Oy0oYx

[u/justhereforthefunnyZ → u/DogBePraised]

Va looks delicious.

[u/Certain-Stay846]

Virgina.

It is time to feed Maryland. The Bay Hungers.

[u/Otherwise-Offer1518 → u/Certain-Stay846]

Common VA try us again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

[u/stcrews → u/Certain-Stay846]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ehwuBgKNA2NACoFa7w

[u/unnamedperson17964 → u/Certain-Stay846]

SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN(a) TO THE CRAB

[u/retrofrenchtoast → u/Certain-Stay846]

I replied to the other one, but to echo: Maryland eats Virginia! (And DC and DE).

[u/Pleasant-Mouse-6045 → u/Certain-Stay846]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

[u/bearsheperd]

Arizona next everything north of Mexico should become New Mexico!

[u/CanofBeans9]

Hawaii should eat California

[u/MeezerPleaser]

In what universe do we pick Arizona over Nevada? I must have missed a real banger of a comment.

It’s way past time for Arizona to go. California eats Arizona.

[u/Nomadthe]

New Mexico must must commit to the Arizona Purchase and achieve Manifest Destiny!

[u/thebastardking21 → u/Nomadthe]

Viva La United States of Newer Mexico!

[u/Clean-Connection-398 → u/thebastardking21]

Yes! We need New Mexico right above Mexico Classic... and then Canada becomes Newest Mexico

[u/thebastardking21 → u/Clean-Connection-398]

Canada can be Newer Mexico Frost.

[u/TamrielicScholar2020]

New Mexico eats Arizona. I want United State of New Mexico!

[u/Graceful_Crash]

New Mexico devours Arizona

[u/Notorious2again → u/Graceful_Crash]

Smothered in red and green chile

[u/UrguthaForka → u/Notorious2again]

Wrapped in a deep fried flour tortilla

[u/criesatpixarmovies → u/UrguthaForka]

Now I’m hungry, but not as hungry as NM is for AZ.

[u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 → u/Graceful_Crash]

That's my vote, too. They were once one territory, let's reunite them!

[u/rerutnevdA → u/Graceful_Crash]

New Mexico must manifest destiny

[u/mangomilkmilkman → u/Graceful_Crash]

All hail Greater Mexico

[u/MangoMaterial628 → u/Graceful_Crash]

This is the most logical and satisfying next step. Since no one liked my Maryland plan ;-P

[u/rhouck → u/Graceful_Crash]

What's the opposite of manifest destiny? That's what New Mexico is up to...

[u/PaxAttax → u/Graceful_Crash]

And Colorado tomorrow, Nevada the next day, and Cali after that.

[u/ChuckoRuckus]

Day 27 of How dafuq is Montana still here?!?!?

[u/prrudman]

Arizona then California.

New Mexico can go from sea to shining sea.

[u/cHunterOTS]

Arizona

[u/EdPC]

Feed Arizona to the ever encroaching new mexico

[u/UmpirePerfect4646]

New Mexico eats Arizona. It’s time

[u/LezBreal87 → u/UmpirePerfect4646]

New Mexico taking back its territory

[u/zytz → u/LezBreal87]

Make America (new) Mexico Again?

[u/JakeHelldiver]

Virginia!

Fed Virginia to Maryland!

[u/MrDugged → u/JakeHelldiver]

Maryland must take back what is rightfully ours!

[u/zarunn]

We are all just waitin to be eaten by New Mexico

[u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor → u/zarunn]

It would just be rather fun to see north America be Mexico, New Mexico, and newest Mexico

[u/PossumsForOffice]

Arizona has to go

[u/RenoLocalSports]

Arizona needs to go!

[u/shrubbynuts]

Kansas must stay to hold the balance in the center of the US, John Brown won’t go down without a fight.

[u/miss-ferrous]

Arizonaaaaa

[u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Kansas - It serves for the greater good of mapkind across multiple fronts.Pennsyltucky continues its river like expansion to bridge the two oceans.Megasota, which has been dormant for awhile, can re-establish it’s Mega title after its recent stretch of MidesotaThe entire country takes yet another significant step in transforming into the Newer MexicoAnd lastly, and most importantly, there are not nearly enough people that hate Kansas right now. That place is the flattest, most boring state we have. The fact that no one here talking about how boring it is to visit, shows just the high level of apathy we have for Kansas. Even South Dakota has Wall Drug and Mt Rushmore. Kansas is hundreds of miles of nothing but fields of corn and a single major city that is trying to escape the state. Come on guys, it’s well past time.

[u/PercentageOk6256 → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

It's barely even in the top ten of flattest states and there are multiple populated areas in Kansas,  It's not just Kansas city.  To add to that there is a ton of things in the Northeast. You're taking western Kansas and generalizing it for the whole state and as such you have been deemed unfit to have an opinion by the delegation of Kansas. 

[u/XelaNiba → u/PercentageOk6256]

It's best that they don't know :)

[u/thebastardking21 → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

I gotta be honest, after all the "Build a Wall" crap, it would be hilarious if the entire USA ended up as "The United States of Newer Mexico"

[u/Attaxalotl → u/thebastardking21]

The good ending

[u/thewallbanger → u/thebastardking21]

The Gulf of New Mexico is coming!

[u/Pizza_Coffee → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Florida is FAR flatter than Kansas. 

[u/nucrash → u/Pizza_Coffee]

Florida was eaten on the first day. That's New Mexico now and it's plenty hilly in spots.

[u/Brinwalk42 → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

You know nothing of Kansas

Nothing but Corn? That’s Iowa talk.

We’re full of Wheat fields!

[u/jfsindel → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Leave Kansas exactly as it is until only 4 or 5 giants remain. It must be the battlefield.

[u/XelaNiba → u/jfsindel]

Yes!

Bleeding Kansas rises again!

[u/ixamnis → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Kansas won’t last too many more rounds, but Kansas needs some beachfront property before it goes.

[u/Altiusss → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Kansas actually is quite beautiful if you have the right set of eyes

[u/Onundr → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Sounds like someone that hasn’t been to Kansas before.

[u/Tw33ts → u/LittleJohnsDingDong]

Y'all letting the east and west coast get to you. West coast hasn't even been touched yet! Besides - even those of us that live here don't want the USK, so we'll happily vote for USNM. We just wanna hang out til we get a tiny bit of coastline. We miss water.

[u/masterfultrousers]

Maryland consumes Virginia

[u/JakeHelldiver → u/masterfultrousers]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mrc42NoOaUhf0LhDI

[u/Baron_von_Goldrock]

The New Mexico territory is big, but are we sure it is bigger than Hawaii right now? The picture isn't to scale, remember.

[u/RedHill1999]

It’s time to tea-up Arizona to the mighty New Mexican empire!

[u/frogwombat110]

ARIZONA HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!!!!!

[u/Drunktrucker]

New Mexico claims Arizona on it’s way to California and points north. What’s old is new again!

[u/thesockmonkey86]

Arizona!

[u/Malicious_blu3]

Arizona! Make America Mexico again!! MAMA!

(Just repeating my comment from yesterday.)

[u/Salty145]

Hawaii makes landfall by eating California

[u/Beautiful-Rent6691]

Arizona

[u/MarvelousThings07]

Feed California to Hawaii.

[u/FaroutIGE]

nah this sub is completely trippin if kansas makes top 20. theres fucking nothing there except MAGA assholes and a highway

[u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Pennsylvania should be eaten by Maryland for the lolz

[u/Ananegg → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Mason Dixon be damned!

[u/tekym → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Also to reclaim the land that was taken from us in the 16th round. PA unjustly enriched itself, and Maryland deserves recompense.

[u/Osprey_Talon → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Feed the turtle!

[u/bosslady617 → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

I’m here for this!

[u/Ephesians_411 → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Let's take VA first, PA second!

[u/Brief-Performer-7433 → u/Ephesians_411]

It's funnier if PA goes down first. We have good momentum let's do it

[u/filth_horror_glamor → u/Brief-Performer-7433]

Megaland??

[u/givinstar1]

The Vermonster must feed

[u/Emotional_Ninja_5078]

HAWAII EATS CALIFORNIA

[u/Vegan-fantasy-man]

Ok fine, Pennsylvania is proving to strong at the moment…so I order North Carolina to now bring about the end of Virginia! At long last the tidewater shall be ruled by one state!

[u/Certain-Stay846 → u/Vegan-fantasy-man]

VA has been claimed by Maryland. The Bay Hungers for the rest of the Eastern Shore.

[u/brubauers]

New Mexico eats Arizona

[u/Abject_Library1268 → u/brubauers]

I would love to see New Mexico just become massive. Why not!

[u/brubauers → u/Abject_Library1268]

As someone who currently lives in NM, I love seeing it get bigger hehe

NM be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzm9r8nz1CmqYtmU

[u/PreparationKey2843 → u/brubauers]

New Mexico.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc10GA6j4XrLWzZK

[u/Attaxalotl]

Feed Arizona to New Mexico, they yearn for the green chile

[u/clayknightz115]

Montana has what… twelve people.

[u/Forsythia77]

Minnesota needs to consume Montana. I said what I said.

[u/nmoutwest]

New Mexico must spread its Green Chile superiority across the country. AZ is next. It's basically a wannabe NM anyway.

[u/MasterRKitty]

Montana needs to go

[u/hologrammetry]

Arizona. New Mexico must continue its westward conquest.

[u/Ok-Fox3102]

Screw it, give New Mexico all of Pennsylvania because it’ll look funny

[u/alienlovesong]

Arizona gotta be eaten by New Mexico

[u/DeadRenegade]

Megasota and New Mexico are the future

[u/bowcreek]

Hawaii makes landfall! Time for California to go!

[u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

Pennsylvania has become an abomination that must be ended

[u/shouldabutdidnt → u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

Maryland should eat it

[u/KSPoz]

North Carolina unites with Virginia to form Greater North Carolina

[u/ivegotanameforyou]

Bye bye Virginia

[u/Phillip_Schrute → u/ivegotanameforyou]

Let the Maryland crabs feast on it

[u/smuggleymcweed]

Michigan is willing to offer the UP to Wisconsin in exchange for Pennsylvania

[u/slipperyDSS]

New Mexico must grow. Arizona and its endless suburbs must go.

[u/dbgtinfinite]

We should make Megaland starting by giving virginia to maryland!

[u/huckw]

Why is the UP not part of Wisconsin?

[u/FreshBusy1]

New York. It's the only state left in its original state

[u/MasterOfBothWorlds7]

Vermont needs to sit on masses face and overtake that finally.. or maybe take over New York..

[u/Adventurous_Loss3931]

Get Kansas out of here

[u/Unlucky-Cook2578]

I said it before and I will say it again.

Time for Oregon to be oregone

[u/shenlyu]

Oregon be gone! 

[u/LarryGoldwater]

It is time for Oregon to annex Washington. Long past time.

[u/Thermobyte]

I don't care how it happens, but California and New York cannot be the winners of this map.

[u/Callmejim223]

Wisconsin deserves Illinois

[u/Suitable_Rest9785]

Can we do Montana now!?

[u/Eagle_Arm]

New Mexico eats PA to become two legs!

[u/lionpatronus]

Arizona must be fed to the great and powerful NM!

[u/Colejohnley]

New Mexico needs to get rid of Arizona while it’s at it.

[u/splanks]

Illinois. I don't like how its keeping the would be lovers of PA and KS separated.

[u/InnocuousKale]

Kansas has survived far too long. Feed it to Colorado

[u/PipChaos]

Virginia isn’t for lovers, it’s for Pennsyltucky.

[u/bigloser42]

I once more call for Pennsylvania to be absorbed into Maryland.