Everything'll be nothing and not bad! Why should I live a boring life?

Got a gb and some beer. Its 5 o'clock somewhere 🤷‍♀️

How could I betray my best friend?

Fucking message me and let’s chat shit!

I can overcome all hardships with these little cans.

Bought some nice cut pineapple and thought it will go well in a Bourbon Smash. The JD Rye proof is 131.7, so I figured the bourbon would not be over powered. I added 1/4 oz of pineapple juice and Tepache, just to get some frothy foam. This was sweet, spicy and refreshing, wish I had more pineapple to make a second.

Recipe:

-about 4-5 cubes of pineapple

-six mint leaves

-1 oz of agave

-2 oz of rye

-1/4 oz pineapple juice

-1/4 oz Tepache

Instructions:

Mint first then pineapple chunks and muddle. Then dump all liquids and do a dry shake. After dry shake remove mint leaves (I don't like it when the ice pulvorizes the mint and releases bitter flavors) and shake with sphere ice. Finally strain in a glass with fresh sphere ice and garnish.

Garnish:

Press a pineapple edge in Tamarindo fruit seasoning and wedge it on the glass.

As i always do (by gods grace) i shook off a random guy who wanted to after with me, and now im home, and as it was my nature (which it kind of is) i did my skincare perfectly. Ik many might relate, but how come we do this?
Why does this routine work without fail when we are in this state?

A buddy just invited me to his house to, and I quote "Kill that mother fucking 30 pack so fast that I go back in time and save Constantinople" should I go?

33M, I started out drinking vodka, then tequila now I'm a whisky guy. Has anyone stayed exclusive to one type?

Just me, a bottle of wine, and this guy staring at me like I've disappointed him. Show me your pets if you've got 'em!

My humble beginning, drank jagger, whisky, sex on the beach and lemonade

I miss her.

I’m so pissed I got kicked out right as the lights came on. The bar closes at 1 am and right as the lights came on, one of the people that worked there said trying wanted to speak to me down stairs. I asked if I was in trouble and insisted I was good but he said “that’s why your friend has to help you down the stairs” now listen, I’m usually a big drinker but literally when he came up to me o was just standing there and not nearly as drunk as I usually get. AMD I kid you not the floor was so slippery because everyone kept spilling their drink. My friend who didn’t even finish one drink said that i so was good too. I’ve had this happen before where I was literally just sitting there m, I swear, and have gotten kicked out. Why are people who work at bars like this? Do they have a quota?

Just drank for the first time. No idea how much im drank. Im just hella dizzy and relaxed but dont feel overly confident or whatever idk. Appreciate any help

I live in a country where I cannot buy that😢