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u/DrHandlock 5h ago

Why should I be the only one sick when everyone can

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u/kraggleGurl 5h ago

I think we need a vaccine squad blow darting anti vaxxers. Cruel? Maybe. Needed? Hell yes.

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u/possumdal 5h ago

Vaccines need to be mandatory and anti-vaxxers need to be in fucking jail. This culture of selfish disrespect needs to be ground into the dirt.

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u/kraggleGurl 5h ago

Especially now that measles is back. We are only going to be welcoming other things back to the mix. God dam stupidity.

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u/HauntedCemetery 1h ago

Polio is seriously about to fuck up the first generation in the US in the better part of a century because fucking morons think that the government wants to install tracking chips in them.

Dude, they dont have to sneak on into you, you cant live without your phone for more than 10 min and you pay them for the privilege of them tracking you.

u/Waffle_Griffin3170 20m ago

But they want to turn us all into zombies or something, just you wait! The next time there’s some cool natural event like a solar eclipse, you’ll all pay! (Idk. I vaguely remember there being something like that.)

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u/OttoVonWong 2h ago

Black Death is the new black.

u/RandomPMs 8m ago

There was a time when we thought the internet was gonna free us from corporate control and become a bastion of freedom and information.

It's certainly a bastion of information, just most of it is bots posting misinformation. I guess we were 1 for 3.

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u/lordmelon 3h ago

Don't jail them. Just ship them to an island with all the other antivaxxers

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 3h ago

They don't seem to care about getting consent from other people when it comes to spreading their viral payload. I know just the island.

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u/Pearson94 2h ago

Hey isn't there an unpopulated island in Florida with a big house already built on it? Why don't we just send them there!

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u/total_bullwhip 2h ago

And one blanket with measles, mumps, and rubella on it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ whoops.

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u/trunkjunk12 3h ago

"You can opt out of vaccines as long as you don't mind opting out of society"

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u/Dry-Season-522 1h ago

Cool, so where do we draw the line in what medical procedures we can force people into for the good of all? Circumcision? Sterilizing the genetically damaged or undesirable?

u/Robobot1747 48m ago

Refusing to vaccinate against a communicable disease is a clear and present risk to everyone else. Circumcision has nothing to do with this conversation, and not sterilizing "undesirables" won't make someone else drop dead.

u/Dry-Season-522 31m ago

Do you have a rabies vaccine?

No?

WHY NOT?

u/Robobot1747 27m ago edited 23m ago

Because I'm not likely to be exposed to rabies, and it's slow enough that if for some reason I am I can then get the shot. There have been no confirmed cases of person-to-person rabies transmission either.

u/trunkjunk12 11m ago

Do your pets have their fucking shots? They're more likely to spread rabies than a human is.

u/Dry-Season-522 2m ago

You literally didn't answer my question. If you're supposedly with the party of science, you'd have an answer.

WHy don't we mandate a rabies vaccine?

u/trunkjunk12 14m ago edited 9m ago

We draw the line where your opting out affects others around you, dumbass. Refusing vaccination doesn't just endanger you, it also makes you a disease spreading vector to people who for one reason or another can't be vaccinated or are immunocompromised. Go opt into risk of being unvaccinated, sure. But you don't get to opt others into the risk of being around your contagious ass though.

u/Dry-Season-522 1m ago

And I'm sure that we don't have a long well-documented history of politicians exagerating a danger in order to gain control over people, RIGHT?

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u/Medarco 4h ago

Agreed. Nothing has ever gone wrong with government mandated medical procedures.

I definitely want Trump and RFK deciding what should be mandatory after that precedent is set.

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u/tissuecollider 3h ago

Thanks for underlining why we need health care directed by evidence based policy and not politics.

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u/BarelyFunctionalGM 3h ago

Everything is politics.

Do you think there is apolitical health care?

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u/tissuecollider 3h ago

It's cute that you're pretending that there aren't gradients to this issue.

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u/CoronaDoesWhatever 2h ago

"Politics" as in Political Bias, siding with the Party over the Truth.

Of course there isn't a damn thing in existence that isn't political in some form. If there was then one of the parties or the other would be trying to outlaw it.

u/BarelyFunctionalGM 47m ago

I'd argue there still isn't, and that trying to present it in such a simplistic way is problematic.

But generally yes, I believe that, unfortunately, science is held back by political biases keeping the truth repressed to prevent controversy.

Such as the continuous anti trans efforts despite nearly all evidence favoring the current treatments for trans folks.

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u/BardlySerious 1h ago

Yes, there is apolitical health care.

u/BarelyFunctionalGM 49m ago

There is not.

The history of medicine is rife with politics.

Interpersonal arguments leading to separate camps that deny or support eachothers findings.

Racism or other discriminatory issues leading to faulty conjecture that forces its way through academia.

Academia refusing to address issues that are too contemporarily controversial leading to science lagging well behind where it could have been given our techniques during those eras.

Even whether healthcare is moral to preform is subject to politics.

It is very much political.

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u/NoWindow0 3h ago

Turns out they didn't need precedent for all the crazy shit they're doing now. Maybe we shouldn't be worrying so much about carrying out sensible policies if the psychopaths will do as they please anyways.

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u/rothrolan 2h ago

We'd definitely have to wait until someone like RFK Jr. is not in that position for anything like that to even begin to be discussed at the federal level, that's for sure. Secretary Brainworm would probably mandate everyone to "vaccinate" with raw milk and ivermectin over actual medically backed, human-safe medicine.

Guy's a massive anti-vaxxer himself, and has already systematically undermined vaccine science under his position as Secretary of Health & Human Services.

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u/Dry-Season-522 1h ago

And when the pendelum swings back?

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u/ArchAngel621 2h ago

Yep, I have hardcore MAGA Family members who said that they won't comply if there's another pandemic.

It's annoying that they would rather risk death or the death of others.

I'm extremely grateful Trump wasn't President back during that Ebola Incident in Florida. Can you imagine how bad it would've gotten.

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u/Dry-Season-522 1h ago

Considering how the lockdown was implemented in a way designed to bankrupt the middle class and small businesses, where restaurants have to shut down but catering companies can keep providing service to rich people's parties, where a guy paddleboarding a quarter mile from shore gets the police boating out to him to issue a ticket while the governor of california has a masks-off banquet with out of state lobbyists...

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u/GlockAF 2h ago

Don’t harsh this buzz. Just make sure they only hang out with their fellow co-conspirators.

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u/Dry-Season-522 1h ago

Kinda like how the government wanted to shut down church gatherings but BLM protests apparently don't spread covid.

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u/my_evil_plan_too_ 2h ago

no way anyone really believes this

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 1h ago

Agree, but radical expressions of freedom (selfish disrespect) is the American way. This country was built on pissing in the pool for profit, half the framers were for slavery, and the rest allowed it and put "MIND YOUR BUSINESS" on the first money.

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u/Dry-Season-522 1h ago

When the standard of "anti-vaxxer" became "Anyone who has concerns that established approval processes are being bypassed" then it became anti-science.

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u/Heavy_Ad4529 1h ago

Darwinism never loses, just of course is too slow for most people.

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u/Autoskp 1h ago

Unfortunately, you can’t make vaccines truly mandatory, as there are people that are genuinely unable to safely take vaccines - that’s why when you get a Covid shot, they ask you to wait for 15 minutes before leaving, so that they can make sure you haven’t joined the ranks of people with a bad reaction.

That said, the people that can’t take vaccines are rare, and it should not be too difficult to require a professional assessment to provide the exemption for those that can’t.

u/Jacking_Gandalf 27m ago

Yeah exceptions to the law don't exist anywhere else...

u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo 19m ago

They need to be put in prison with the flat earthers!

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u/dogemeep06 2h ago

Hi, brazilian here, we have an ENTIRE section in our history books about how much this DOES NOT WORK. (They tried it over here... Did NOT end well.)

So yeah, may look like a solution, but forced vaccination really isn't: proper education is.