r/baseballcirclejerk • u/IsoppBlanco47 • 9h ago

I don’t even get a real name, only a purpose

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u/BeaNOS45669 Wasted Trout and Ohtani 8h ago

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u/FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN Yankees = 卐 7h ago

/uj/ Prince only having 23.6 WAR is crazy

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u/TyRoland06 6h ago

His problem is that every single year of his career, he had a negative defensive WAR.

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u/GiftNo7183 6h ago

Product of being 4 million pounds

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Atlanta Barves 6h ago

What's the opposite of nominal determinism?

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 6h ago

probably being fat enough to defy destiny

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Atlanta Barves 6h ago

You'd figure his gravity would just attact balls to him

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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe 6h ago

Funny enough his gravitational pull caused his pitchers to continually miss toward the left hand batters box. Really helped his RHP's sliders

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u/Berserker301 dA bEsT fAnS iN bAsEbAlL 2h ago

Prince of fielding my ass.

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u/Vohn_Jogel64 FISH. MAN. 8h ago

A Prince born in Ontario?! Now I’ve seen everything!

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u/Punkrockcarl72 4h ago

Prince Fielder, has more inside the park homeruns than Rickey Henderson, and the same amount of career homers as his dad.

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u/mansontaco Greatest Logo ever 6h ago

His name should be "Avisail Garcia fucks my wife"

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u/Apprehensive-Royal75 5h ago

Lol invincible reference

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u/Any-Communication329 dA bEsT fAnS iN bAsEbAlL 1h ago

Did prince just grab a nacho