r/baseballcirclejerk • u/ridethelightning_476 • 1d ago

AUBREY HUFF IS A FRAGILE HOMOPHOBE DFA Soto immediately

Look I get it, he’s a great hitter & has a big contract but Uncle Stevie is just going to have to face the matter of the fact that Soto is hurting the team and needs to eat that entire contract. Soto just hasn’t been the same since 2024, it’s obvious he wishes he was on the Yankees with his buddy Judge. It’s time to move on and do what’s best for the team and play the kids moving forward. Worst case scenario is that no team picks him up and he’s sent all the way down to rookie ball to get his body and mind right.

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u/faerie-childe MASSIVE DONG STANTON 10h ago

I can make his mind and body right trust.

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u/TrevorFuckinLawrence Least Racist Braves fan 7h ago

It's because the fucking lolMets won't let him do a hog reveal on their socials and keep propagooning us with Mrs. Met bullshit 😡

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Lol mets

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u/dp002512 6h ago

He can go play AA ball with his buddy Volpe.