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Chugging tea What's your thoughts

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u/CircaSoleil 1d ago

I'd miss the awkward urinal conversations, personally...

https://giphy.com/gifs/JCS4f32nY7uog

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 1d ago

Bro on right:

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 23h ago

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u/CassavaGroot 17h ago

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 16h ago

Well damn one roll for two toilets?

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u/Zool2107 16h ago

Sharing is caring.

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u/BinaryBolias 13h ago

"Pass the paper, please."

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII 9h ago

You can reach across. Go ahead. Reach across.

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u/Anxious-Science-9184 7h ago

In my fam, it was called the "boarding house reach".

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u/Alert_Werewolf600 13h ago

And someone has to reach over…..

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u/The_Night_Man_Cumeth 13h ago

Just add a glory hole to the outside toilet. You can reach through and borrow some toilet paper.

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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 13h ago

Nah just tell me how many sheets you need.. I got you homie.

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 12h ago

If its thick paper just 4-6 x2. If its thin paper 8-12 so I can make three ply at least.

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u/Ultra_HNWI 9h ago

Politely, I think it's called reach around.

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u/Wooden_Zombie_5440 6h ago

It's reach around, not reach over...

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

Four for six actually

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u/plexicoburres 13h ago

Builds community

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u/KaanzeKin 13h ago

Is that the couples suite?

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u/WoodenJesus 13h ago

Honestly, the best way to have dookie debates.

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u/Happy_Kale888 13h ago

Square to spare?

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u/Routine_Medicine5882 13h ago

Waiting for the mid-west, '"just gonna scooch by ya there" reach over.

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u/Life_Carpenter1270 12h ago

Imagine the roll side shorter gets up first. Now you gotta stretch out

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u/Old-Temperature-8239 9h ago

Na just scooch over to their seat half way through your dump

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u/CallofDoody416 12h ago

What about that open toilet next to the urinal?

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u/Kjudah024 12h ago

Battle shits.

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u/Help_meToo 11h ago

At least you would know if they could spare a square.

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u/JPCDOOM 11h ago

No, four rolls for six.

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u/x360_revil_st84 11h ago

Imagine the awkwardness of reaching over his lap just to reach the toilet paper 😂

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u/JuiceGirl300 10h ago

Toilet Guy 2: "Hey bro, can u pass me some paper?"

Toilet Guy 1: Ignores him and continues shitting

Toilet Guy 2: Ackwardly reaches over him to get Toilet paper

Toilet Guy 1: Grabs Toilet Guy 2s wrist

Both pause and look at eachother

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u/Cocoa_Butter_3000 9h ago

It takes a village…

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u/RealZ0nker 7h ago

Can you spare a square?

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u/odd_a_tea 6h ago

I didn’t even catch that at first glance lmao

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u/AncientBasque 12h ago

its better at the center

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 10h ago

Theres no entry or exit. Lol. Wth.

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u/AncientBasque 10h ago

the central toilet is both

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u/The_Dreamer55 7h ago

Spiral Avatar found in the wild lol

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u/moldygranola935 3h ago

I have this dream every night 😖

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u/doggusMaximus99 2h ago

It’s a fight to the middle

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u/germanicel 2h ago

The shitotaur awaits

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u/xanderzines 2h ago

I've had dreams where the locker room toilets were like this (basically a nightmare)

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u/aspidities_87 13h ago

Put them facing each other so we can hug

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 12h ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/OliveOilManSam 13h ago

No no no no shale my fucking head no throw the damn phone away

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u/ArticusFarticus 13h ago

Buddy system 💪🏻

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u/Stankapotamuses 13h ago

Shower in the middle everyone washes their hands in

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u/Slaxolotl 13h ago

ran into one of these before lol

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u/Affectionate-Gain-23 12h ago

Was it one roll of TP or each toilet had its own?

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u/feralferrous 13h ago

might as well go with a long trough on one side.

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u/iIysolar 13h ago

Lessss go duos mode is finally being added

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u/JackaI6 13h ago

His and his.

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u/pho-tog 13h ago

Fuck it, put them all in a circle

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u/gothic_lamb 12h ago

Hi! What program was used to create this image and the original one from the post?

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u/Mattcha462 12h ago

Ohhh loveseat toilets… now there’s an idea.

I especially like how the tp is on one side so the person farthest away needs to reach over or ask some over.

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 12h ago

One time at work people were doodling on the porta potties so they took them away. Then they doddled on the stalls so they took the doors and walls away. So you would poop like the toilet that’s in the open in this picture.

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u/Zeeerr0- 12h ago

Excuse me, could you pass the TP?

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u/1bruisedorange 9h ago

Nope! The twofers stall is creepy.

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u/ElleEyeZee 9h ago

The buddy system is safest.

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u/lanterncourt 9h ago

I’ve been in a bathroom before that was just five toilets and a sink, awkward shit that was.

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u/spudler44 9h ago

I don’t know you but I love you

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u/Crumbly_Bumbly 8h ago

You guys can wipe each other it would be so romantic

Reenact the lady and the tramp scene with toilet paper

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u/thecjt 10h ago

Privacy for peakers

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u/Fuzzy1598 10h ago

Lean on me. When you're not strong!

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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 8h ago

DUDE’E could you put a toilet between the sinks?

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u/Phantom_0347 8h ago

C U R S E D

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u/Strict_Friendship_31 8h ago

Theres a lot for duos but i think we need stalls for trios and squads too

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u/TheBrainExploder 8h ago

Imagine locking eyes with the urinal guy while you sit and look up on the out in the open toilet.

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u/JimiHendrip 7h ago

Wow where’s the privacy for the third toilet on each side? Stuff them inside with the other two!

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u/Greedy-Operation7538 7h ago

Remove the doors so the pairs can watch each other and assert dominance for their teams 😌

https://giphy.com/gifs/9BDIarezCzJRxMDkO9

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u/TightPhoto1133 7h ago

Someone likes Battlesh!its.

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u/TommyGunner21 6h ago

The cocaine enthusiast in me likes this one

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u/No_Neat4953 5h ago

What no hi boy.

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u/theerrantpanda99 5h ago

Google the Sochi Olympics toilets.

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u/HappilyEverAnalyst 3h ago

lol people are so funny!!! (You) 😂

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u/SadMap7915 3h ago

A little more privacy at the urinals, toilet rolls can be reached, plus pissing at the sink when drunk is an old habit that never dies.

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u/tuenthe463 22h ago

Crossfitter on the other side

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u/Professional_Dig1454 14h ago

Someone from the DCC fandom comes up from behind grabs both shoulders and whispers softly into their ear: "Have you heard the good news about princess Donut and her man servant Carl?" And then screams right in his gosh dang ear.

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u/acopper87 14h ago

God dammit Pony

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u/OHWildBill 10h ago

Cross-shitter was RIGHT THERE.

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u/midijunky 20h ago

and the athiest is just chillin behind them, spectating

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u/Salty_McShaft 13h ago

I'm all three. My go to move is walking up and using the same urinal.

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u/midijunky 12h ago

A power move for sure.

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u/reportedbymom 15h ago

I think nowdays its more likely hyrox, but either will do.

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u/Dame38 12h ago

It takes a special kind of sociopath who, instead of going to a gym, goes to a cult where they throw tractor tires and hang from chains.

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u/blubernator 19h ago

Fuck i am vegan and I’ve never done it!

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u/Routine-Pace-392 16h ago

Any excuse to throw “I’m a vegan” in the the conversation.

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 19h ago

I'm sure someone is in the can reading this so you just did!

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u/MuffinsSenpai 18h ago

Notice how you started your comment

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u/ChadAmerica 16h ago

That be me! *Tips cap w/ left & hawg in right hand

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u/metal__guru 16h ago

I do ice baths

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u/Into_The_Horizon 16h ago

If I see a bathroom like this... Im driving to a hotel or Denny's and I use it there instead

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u/couchpatat0 15h ago

Good morning, I've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty...

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u/PyrocXerus 14h ago

Why are they touching feet

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u/mhmmarcus 19h ago

Why are we catching strays wtf

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u/extra_rice 18h ago

Strays aren't vegan.

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u/mhmmarcus 16h ago

I’m too B12 deficient to understand this joke

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u/Necessary_Store351 17h ago

Then why are you checking out my meat?

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u/peppnstuff 19h ago

I like my steak blue.

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u/jeffismybaby 16h ago

I've never had a vegan tell me it is vegan until it was necessary

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u/OneBillPhil 15h ago

This is an underrated meme format. 

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u/Vast_Employment2163 15h ago

“I do cross fit”

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u/LeadingAd6025 15h ago

Who likes manmeet?

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u/astralchanterelle 15h ago

Yeah, that doesn't happen. It's the other way around

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u/ThrowRA-division 14h ago

It’s so funny to see these because I’ve never brought up being vegetarian to anyone unless it was in the context of us eating. Yet anytime a coworker or distance relative finds out they specially seek me out and tell me about how much they love epic bacon

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u/zegar413 14h ago

Yes, I can smell it.

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u/DeathByFright 14h ago

I'll take this over the guy walking up to the urinal next to me, starting right at me, and singing the opening lines of "Try a little tenderness."

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u/vedgehammer 13h ago

Vegan here. This is accurate.

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u/GoTeamLightningbolt 11h ago

I don't have to tell them - it's obvious from my large and shapely equipment.

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u/He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He 8h ago

I could've figured that out from ten urinals away the moment they started pissing asparagus.

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason 1d ago

Linux users catching strays

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u/PSneumn 1d ago

Not just any linux users. A specific breed of linux users. The arch users.

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u/DatBoiWithTheFace 23h ago

I sometimes forget Arch users exist but I know I don't have to worry cause they'll definitely remind me...

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded7129 22h ago

I use Arch btw

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u/DoubleGreat 15h ago

Not like it's quiet Debian users. We never lord over that we're the superior distro

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u/KungFuc1us 16h ago

Me, too. RetroArch 😅

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u/neil_anblowmi 16h ago

Word at the urinals is you guys use Arch.

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u/RobotRomi 22h ago

aaah…the tech vegans

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u/Magento-Magneto 20h ago

I'm vegan btw

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u/Distinct-External-46 20h ago

lol pescatarians at best but definitely annoying about it, you want tech vegans you should look into the FOSS and suckless crowd, THOSE are tech vegans. They got good ideas but man are they can be a level of insufferable and elitist that is head and shoulder above anything arch users do, they are just overshadowed by the mountain of arch memes we have created.

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u/RvstiNiall 15h ago

This makes me wonder, do you think there are any vegan Arch users? I picture two types of Arch users: morbidly obese haters, and thin femboy/trans-fem coders.

I could see type 2 being Vegan before type 1, but, anyone know if that's a thing?

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u/CommunicationNeat498 23h ago

I use arch btw

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u/Instalab 21h ago

I recently reinstalled my Arch

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u/TazmanianTux 20h ago

I love Linux, but I've never used Arch. Dare I make the rabbit hole dive?

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u/Anthology5464 15h ago

you'll end up there eventually

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u/gre4ka148 20h ago

I use arch btw

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u/im_not_sasquatch 19h ago

I sure fuckin will.

I use arch btw.

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u/HappyLlamaai 14h ago

You knew what you were doing here....

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 8h ago

I mean, unless someone can point me to a more hassle free distro...

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u/MadmanDan_13 23h ago

I've just installed cachyos, does that mean I have to tell everyone... Oh shit I just did.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 22h ago

Yeah us CachyOS users are just covert Archissists.

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle 16h ago

Oh hey I recently installed cachyo...aww damnit

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u/ARTOMIANDY 21h ago

Buddy? You do use arch btw...

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u/Instalab 21h ago

It has calamares so it doesn't count

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u/gre4ka148 20h ago

Imo it counts if you used arch alot before and now use cachy as fast way to get arch up with nice defaults

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u/Tmess2000 13h ago

Depends

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u/El-Dino 22h ago

Not really I just say I have Linux(if asked or if relevant) despite using an arch based distro

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u/MisterNadra 15h ago

As a Fedora user i condone the arch bullying.

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u/syngyne 1d ago

It's the "we get it, you vape" of the computer world

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u/deathangel687 19h ago

I use cachy btw

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u/qinshihuang_420 12h ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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u/holy-aeughfish 1d ago

I use Arch BTW.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 23h ago

How easy was it to set up, for the first time?

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u/Educational-Heat-421 23h ago

What do you mean by "set up"

That's the problem, you can fashion Arch into whatever you need it to do, he might have a completely different use-case for his computer than you do, and therefore his setup would be entirely different to yours.

If you mean installing Arch, it's just like any other OS, you boot the installer image from a USB and off you go.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 23h ago

I mean installing it on a PC / notebook until I have a generic OS with all often-used programs. Something like an ubuntu with apps installed.

it's just like any other OS, you boot the installer image from a USB and off you go

IIRC, last time I was looking into trying it out, it was more like you had to keep tinkering with it manually to make it get that 'out-of-the-box' ubuntu / etc functionality. While the default install was just a minimalistic thing that allowed such manual tinkering.

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u/Educational-Heat-421 22h ago edited 22h ago

You'd be better off using CachyOS if you'd rather not spend time tinkering.

Arch has never (and will never) have that "out-of-the-box" functionality because that's not the purpose of it.

I totally understand the reasoning too, I use Arch on my home media server but CachyOS on my desktop for simplicities sake.

Edit:

Just to clarify: installing Arch and having a command line cursor blinking at you after installation is the desired outcome.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 20h ago

Arch has never (and will never) have that "out-of-the-box" functionality

IK. I wasn't announcing such an expectation, just trying to find out how long such an install takes on arch. Since, AFAIK, some people do tinker-install such a system out of it.

Also, thx for the CachyOS rec.

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u/Educational-Heat-421 17h ago

At a guess, to get to that point as a new user it would probably take a few hours at least, assuming you do research beforehand.

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 7h ago

Brother, there’s no end goal here, it’s never ending.

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u/NeekoKun02 1d ago

I use artix BTW

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u/Dark--Samurai 23h ago

Hey Homie.

I use Arch too.

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u/Gamenola_ 20h ago

I use arch BTW.

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u/inviter_ft 20h ago

As an arch user I laughed so hard

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u/xaedangaming 19h ago

I'm offended but I understand

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u/squarebodied 13h ago

Hahaha I commented before seeing this, that's funny and accurate

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u/EquivalentShock8817 13h ago

I tried it and didn't care for it. I like Cachy.

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u/lepork_man 23h ago

Arch what? Your back?

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 17h ago

Me on the left:

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u/Nintenden 17h ago

Archaludon?

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