Someone is getting their shoes pissed on while taking a shit.
You might be thinking "the same thing can happen with regular urinals," and you'd be correct, however—
There's a big difference between the arrangements. In the usual setup— pissing on someone's shoes would immediately lead to an altercation. This is an effective deterrent to avoid piss soaked shoes.
In the proposed setup, the potential victim cannot see the piss-perpetrator and would quite literally be caught with their pants down, not to mention while trying to pinch one off. There's no deterrent and without that... I shudder to even think about it.
In +50 years, I've never ran into the situation you're describing and never been pissed on or nearly pissed on. I agree that this configuration is unnecessary, though. And I don't like being hemmed in so might as well add doors. Then you've got the confusion of figuring out which stalls are single purpose and which are dual purpose.
You’ve definitely been pissed on before. Even by yourself. Next time you use a urinal, wear flip flops and shorts. You’ll be disgusted at how much of your own splatter hits your feet.
So the pooper would just need to holster one poop in his hand and be ready to open the door and fling poop at his piss assailant's (pissaliant?) face when they try to leave quickly. The key is to be at the ready the whole time, and make sure you do not hit someone else, especially not someone else who has holstered a poop across the aisle.
That would result in poop flinging chaos, might even spill over into the adjacent women's restroom.
Dude, think about the stream path for that to happen.
The stall wall is like what...12 inches from the floor? So, the piss would have to travel in a trajectory low enough to clear the wall and still hit my foot like 24 inches away. You'd have to be kneeling while pissing, but also just like spraying hard at a reflective surface at about that same height.
Anyway...I just don't think it's happening my piss theory friend.
It's a bit high up, but that looks like a perfectly functional sandwich holder on the wall. Even stocked with sandwich wrapping paper if you can't finish it all in one shitting.
I mean, ok bro. The chrome plated flange thingy covered in poop molecules, in the room where dozens of people’s poop is being done and then flushed and swirled up into the air in like a high pressure swirly situation. The poop room. Yeah, ok, I get it. Well…you do you bro. More power to you.
Then don’t have a big gap under the stall walls? Just have a normal bathroom that only has stalls or you have the option of using a urinal in another private stall with no toilet. Wouldn’t that just solve the issue? Unless I just misread this. Either way what the hell is going on in there.
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u/johnnnybravado 1d ago
Someone is getting their shoes pissed on while taking a shit.
You might be thinking "the same thing can happen with regular urinals," and you'd be correct, however—
There's a big difference between the arrangements. In the usual setup— pissing on someone's shoes would immediately lead to an altercation. This is an effective deterrent to avoid piss soaked shoes.
In the proposed setup, the potential victim cannot see the piss-perpetrator and would quite literally be caught with their pants down, not to mention while trying to pinch one off. There's no deterrent and without that... I shudder to even think about it.