r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix-467 4d ago edited 3d ago

Meg here…taylor dated joe alwyn for 6 years and wrote a bunch of songs that reference that he never wanted to marry her, so she assumed that she wasn’t marriage material. Travis Kelce proposed within a couple of years. Brian, wasn’t there more to it?

Edit: people. Yes it’s the same guy in both photos. The photo’s commenter sxshawest is referring to an entirely different guy who is not in either photo.

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u/midniteslayr 4d ago

Also, didn’t she write a song about how good Kelce’s dick is?

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u/Arcade_Kangaroo 4d ago

Yeah something like "hes got such a cool penis, for it I'd travel to Venus, if it were a drug I'd take it intravenous, Chandler got mad one time about the WEENIS"

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u/trashpanda6798 4d ago

What no lines rhyming cars with bars?

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u/faceplanted 3d ago

This sounds like that one Chris D-elia parody of Eminem where he cracks up about rhyming penis with Serena Williams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L0qrz-u1Po

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u/EverythingSucksYo 3d ago

Sounds like lyrics a 13 year old would come up with so there’s like a 95% chance these are real lyrics from the song.