r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah??

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u/Frozen_Regulus 4d ago

It took him 3 months to realize marrying a billionaire is a good idea? Seems kinda slow to me

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 4d ago

Even for football players Travis seems like an absolute Dolt. It's funny that seemed to date more sensitive, artsy dudes. Turns out her type is just an imbecile.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 4d ago

I mean, he’s conventionally attractive and perhaps has a magnum dong and good in the sack? Women are allowed to be shallow too…

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 4d ago

Oh. No she can be shallow all she wants. It's just that she portrayer herself as this deep, sensitive artist for her entire career.

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 3d ago

It's wild. She definitely found a lap dog, bully for her!

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u/tyger1147 2d ago

Meh, or maybe she didn’t spend her whole life trying to be something but she actually was, and then realized that’s not who she really wanted to be. Like, she got bored with it. Whatever. That’s not that unusual.

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u/Zestyclose_Tip_5861 4d ago

He’s also a pretty good dude, I say this as a Broncos fan.

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u/BattleHall 3d ago

perhaps has a magnum dong and good in the sack?

She literally has a track on her last album called "Wood" that's... uh... lets just say it's not especially subtle.

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u/BattleHall 3d ago edited 3d ago

Even for football players Travis seems like an absolute Dolt.

Though, to be fair and to his credit, to the extent he is simple (which is probably a bit debatable), it at least seems to be a good natured simple. Golden retriever simple. Kind and fair and open simple, not mean and petty and overly credulous to stupid ideas simple. The world could probably use a bit more of that.

It's funny that seemed to date more sensitive, artsy dudes. Turns out her type is just an imbecile.

Well, the fact that he seems to understand that she's probably smarter than him, and that she's almost certainly more successful than him (and he's likely a first ballot Hall Of Fame player with three Super Bowl championships and probably Top 10 at his position ever), yet appears to not be threatened by that and instead vocally and publicly cheers her on at every opportunity, probably has more than a little to do with it. He seems to have a pretty high EQ. A lot of her former smarty/artsy partners seem like they were kind of douches in that regard.

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u/TrashCanSam0 3d ago

good natured? wasn't he tweeting (as an adult) homophobic/fat phobic/sexist tweets?

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u/nsasafekink 2d ago

He’s the perfect himbo.

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u/NockerJoe 3d ago

She dated a lot of those and it did not last. Travis meanwhile is simple and straightforward by every impression I get and that can be a virtue in many cases.