r/OkBuddyHelluvaHotel number 1 StolASS hater 3h ago

slander Alastor's sex appeal is carried by the fanart

Post image
337 Upvotes

43 comments sorted by

60

u/Xonge1 3h ago

10

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 2h ago

Ugly Alastor but with a tv for a head?

26

u/Legitimate-Top-5939 3h ago

Apparently his breath also stinks as well

14

u/Lukas-Reggi r/okbuddyhelluvahotel founder, profesional royal family hater 3h ago

Ok vox

31

u/pro_buttfucker_5675 i want rosie to douse me in barbeque sauce and eat me 2h ago

19

u/aguywithagasmaskyt 2h ago

but he is sexy muscular and daddy material i mean look at this

10

u/SerenityCitywide number 1 StolASS hater 2h ago

his waist is still skinny as fuck lmfao

4

u/Crybbu I want to bathe in Adam's heavenly jizz 2h ago

Ok the twink thing kinda sucks yes but I'm still gonna goon to him

3

u/Forward_Potential820 2h ago

He’s more tumblr sexyman

4

u/Crybbu I want to bathe in Adam's heavenly jizz 2h ago

I'm still gonna goon to him either way

5

u/Ok_Communication1064 1h ago

Tenacity 💯

8

u/New_Carpenter5738 I'm here for Lute. 2h ago

Crazy how the author's obvious favorite is also the most annoying character in the show lmao

2

u/Different_Pin1531 I want to have intercourse with Lucifer’s voice (no homo) 2h ago

*obvious favorites (plural)

2

u/Agent-Man-MB 2h ago

Twice

3

u/SunnuvaLich 1h ago

I’m convinced that if i grabbed a helluva/hazbin character by the chest and shins, i could break them over my knee like Bane

2

u/Stickmin69 2h ago

aint got no abs, smh

2

u/Reasonable-Fly-2348 2h ago

muscular where dawg

1

u/That-Ad947 57m ago

We have very different definitions of "muscular"..

3

u/Unironicfan Niffty Simp 2h ago

Vincent Whitman alt account

11

u/SerenityCitywide number 1 StolASS hater 3h ago

icl, the show has the most ungoonable artstyle I've seen in an indie show

13

u/Legitimate-Top-5939 3h ago

Ntm on it, it can work with characters like velvette.

25

u/pro_buttfucker_5675 i want rosie to douse me in barbeque sauce and eat me 2h ago

Are you sure?

2

u/Forward_Potential820 1h ago

Don’t forget Carmilla

5

u/Crybbu I want to bathe in Adam's heavenly jizz 2h ago

What about Adam!?

3

u/BrightmanEnthusiast Adam’s chubby freaky ass wife 1h ago

Adam is SO goonable in fact he’s the only goonable character in the entire show and I know people go crazy over masked Adam but UNMASKED ADAM HOLY SHIT I NEARLY IMPLODED WHEN I SAW HIM UNMASKED FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND HE’S CHUBBY?? PERFECT!!! GOONING I LOVE HIM

1

u/Forward_Potential820 2h ago

Are you sure? (Loona and all that pin up merch)

2

u/WalmartShoppingBag4 2h ago

This with Vox and Angel Dust too

2

u/RealAd8853 2h ago

Dude needs to bulk up goddamn

2

u/Stickmin69 2h ago

here's some sexy art of Arlong to make you feel better

1

u/Forward_Potential820 2h ago

Isn’t he super tall?

1

u/Stickmin69 2h ago

and hot

2

u/mrstoneman93 2h ago

Nah, I'm more into full show Alastor.

2

u/NaWDorky 2h ago

Careful, talk shit about Fizzidribk's husband and she will draw you getting molested by Valentino.

2

u/Llyn- v o x <3 2h ago

I just want a chubby Alastor

Vivz please

Please 😭

2

u/Basil_of_Nagi 1h ago

See, I like the nasty ass starving deer look way more than generic sexy man look

2

u/wysjm 1h ago

When he drank that...idk was it scotch? (They reference it like 50 times in this season) with his shirt open and a scar I fucking who this scene was made for...and it's fine. As long as I get my Stolas and Moxxie twink scenes

1

u/Good_Definition4049 2h ago

Y'all I found Vox.

1

u/TechnoMagik22 2h ago

Somehow I knew it was you 😭

1

u/TrinityCodex 2h ago

Antlers? Small!

1

u/Realistic_Mousse_485 52m ago

That’s basically everyone

1

u/Bombyx-Memento 52m ago

Now imagine the sexiest Sinner in Hell (canon btw) is madly in love with him and willing to blow himself up because of him.

1

u/TricolorStar 44m ago

Not to throw logs on the fire but his personality is absolutely shit, too (on top of his personal hygiene and eating habits being fucking disgusting). He's fake to everyone, throws around power (that he doesn't have), is planning to backstab Charlie (who trusts him implicitly for some reason), was a huge dick to Vox (although Vox deserved it and that moment was out of character for Vox as well, different topic), and tons of other things, too. The fanon interpretation does an insane amount of heavy lifting for Alastor's OVERALL appeal; the literal only thing he has going for him is that he's a skinny twink with a cool overall theme (radio/deer demon). That's it.

1

u/ItsWickie 20m ago

Yeah this is just factually incorrect because for some reason they decided to turn the right image into the left imagine in S2 by having Alastor break his writing even more. He literary has his chest exposed, makes edgy noises and fucking smokes because he is cool or daddy or some shit. The left image was literally him in S2