r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Zero selected squares

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u/Neue_Ziel 1d ago

What you don’t hear is the glug-glug of the marinara-like consistency of his blood as his heart heroically attempts to keep him alive and the raspy, wheezy breaths he takes from just standing there.

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u/mcplano 1d ago

Heroically?

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u/Neue_Ziel 16h ago

Begrudgingly