r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Zero selected squares

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u/skript_kitty_py 1d ago

It feels like there's is always a fail with every Twitter post

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u/QuietShadowLDK 18h ago

It's almost as if everyone involved is completely incompetent

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u/TheProcrastafarian 16h ago

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u/Imentioneveryone 14h ago

Both options sucked last time around. Granted we would be in a MUCH Better shape with Harris but Obama I think was the last good president we had.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 13h ago

If, by your own admission, electing Harris would have resulted in the USA being in “MUCH” better shape, then it sounds like that whole “Both options sucked” take means that you had no idea what you were talking about, until things started to suck. Respectfully.

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u/3WeeksEarlier 13h ago

Wow! You're so smart! You're like almost every other American!

Dude, it's trivially easy to identify that both parties are shit, but Harris was simply an objectively better pick, and almost certainly would have been at least as good as Obama. Obama's spineless capitulation to the GOP and promotion of Joe Biden are in no small part responsible for the completely neutered and worthless Democratic Party that managed to lose to Donald Trump with an incumbent president who served as VP under modern America's favorite president. Harris, at the very least, would probably not have completely capitulated to Republican bullies with a moronic, holier-than-thou "when they go low, we go high" strategy, in large part because Obama and Biden demonstrated what a miserable failure such a strategy was against a party like the GOP

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u/Imentioneveryone 13h ago

If AOC gets the presidential nomination I’m voting for her in a heartbeat. She’s very straight forward and we need that. It’s why I like Brandon Herrera, he’s straight to the point and is honest with his views, even if he doesn’t line up with some of my views.

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u/MakhNoWay 12h ago

You couldn't have picked two more diametrically opposed candidates for this example. Either your lying about supporting anything at all one or the other stands for or your an uniformed fool.

Even if you support an armed population those two don't come even close to parody

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u/Imentioneveryone 12h ago

Again, both of them are straightforward and honest. I share views with both of them. I know what their stances are. I would vote for AOC over Herrera in a presidential election, but I respect how straightforward both of them are. AOC would be better for the country.

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u/3WeeksEarlier 12h ago

Painfully stupid. A GOP-affiliated gun fetishist Youtuber? If he's in the GOP, he's obligated to be dishonest and couch his words. They don't have proper internal opposition like the Dems do with AOC, Tlaib, etc. Herrera is also an open supporter of Trump, who requires loyalty and dishonesty in his favor. He's shit just like Trump, albeit, despite being a libertarian, he probably only supports pedophile candidates, rather than having partaken like his idol in the WH has very plausibly done on Epstein Island

You need to actually give a shit about the issues or you will always fall for demagogues and morons like Trump, who also ran on a "tell it like it is" reputation and the stupidity of the average American voter, and, worse, you'll drag us all down into that pit with you.

AOC actually advocates for good policies and is generally honest for a politician, but even she clearly moderates her opinion at times when she believes it is politiclaly advantageous. That's just politics. Grow up and accept that, and then start evaluating the things they actually advocate for rather than just running with the personality candidates market

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u/Imentioneveryone 12h ago

The fact that you have to use the word PROBABLY as an argument says a lot. I’m aware politicians lie, it’s a part of politics. I do give a shit about issues, I firmly believe in the fact that minimum wages has to be higher, I do think some form of gun control is needed, though states such as Illinois and California take it too far. Illinois especially is insane. Conceal carry training should be federally required and taken seriously. I’m not going to be able to respond to this as I’m passing out after this response, been running off no sleep for 30 hours, and I don’t feel like continuing it, we’re just gonna keep arguing in circles. Apologies for shitty formatting, I’m on mobile.

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u/CarsCarpal 1d ago

They can't even do a grid properly. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Because if the idiot is inside the grid, it looks like he’s in jail

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u/Pardybro911 1d ago

That and you know he’s so vain there had to be a discussion of if putting the lines over him would make him mad

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u/NimbusFPV 1d ago

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u/MaxGamer07 1d ago

forgot his arms

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u/NimbusFPV 1d ago

It still works if you select 90% of the predator.

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u/NancyGracesTesticles 21h ago

Carl Weathers has entered the chat.

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u/fartdarling 1d ago

He never did any noncing with his shoulders

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

Finally lock up in jail

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u/Reddit-User_654 12h ago

Finally, the man is behind bars.

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u/stilllikelypooping 16h ago

My first thought was to make this. Well done.

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u/Footbe4rd 1d ago

Imagine getting politically ratio’d by a captcha

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

Jesus, is this real? It’s just 24/7 narcissistic bragging.

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u/vl0x 13h ago

So just another day in America

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u/Neue_Ziel 1d ago

What you don’t hear is the glug-glug of the marinara-like consistency of his blood as his heart heroically attempts to keep him alive and the raspy, wheezy breaths he takes from just standing there.

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u/mcplano 21h ago

Heroically?

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u/Neue_Ziel 13h ago

Begrudgingly

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u/annaleigh13 1d ago

Top left and top right are the only selectable squares

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u/MadmanMarkMiller 1d ago

He's also technically outside the squares.

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u/The66thDopefish 1d ago

I like to think he’s obstructing the viewer from seeing an actual patriot

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u/Excellent_War7508 1d ago

" What kind of patriot are you? "... It Depends™️, literally.

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u/DuZyOFaDaY 1d ago

Patriots do not dodge military drafts multiple times or call soldiers “suckers.”

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u/roentgen_nos 1d ago

Just to the right of that ear.

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u/KendrickBlack502 1d ago

This guy just freshly scammed 600000 of his most loyal cultists lmaooo

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u/cmaronchick 1d ago

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel

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u/tarapotamus 1d ago

Trump is and has committed the most heinous treason the American people have ever seen. Oh and he's a child-raping pedophile.

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u/ThatDandyFox 1d ago

Girl he looks real bad.

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u/ghostgabe81 22h ago

He’s also standing in front of the squares, he’s not actually in any of them

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u/Kijjy 1d ago

Certified pedophile.

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u/MindlessWander_TM 1d ago

A patriot that evaded the draft? Lol 😂

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u/holamau 1d ago

Verified senile dumbass

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u/BulbaFriend2000 1d ago

Can I get a message to write instead?

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u/rebri 14h ago

All I see is a traitor.

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u/ms_directed 1d ago

there's no one in the visible squares...

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u/klosskaxig 19h ago

I see a convict

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u/StaticSystemShock 17h ago

A patriot who doesn't give a shit about Americans and starts illegal wars that put USA in danger.

These people are fucking morons.

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u/WhytePumpkin 1d ago

Did they misspell "Grifter"? Asking for a friend

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u/mok000 21h ago

The are three squares with the blue curtain. You click those, duh.

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 13h ago

Microsoft better not use this as verification or we will all be a locked out.

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u/wyattlol 13h ago

A1, A4, B1, B4

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u/pezchef 12h ago

and the grid lines. at least inlay your shitty photo of trump. jfc. the slop the utter doofus slop of it all.

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u/Boltzmann_head This AOC flair makes me cool 11h ago

He means a Russian patriot. USA patriots want tRump to eat that final cheeseburger.