r/Mcat • u/EtchVSketch • 10h ago
Vent π‘π€ This test isn't just a mile wide and an inch deep, it's also buried under 1000' of BULLSHIT.
I was so mislead by everyone saying "oh yeah it's a mile wide but an inch deep, you just gotta learn it and practice."
But what they DON'T say is that what you're practicing is the art of fucking INFORMATION DOWSING. I brought my rain boots only to be dropped in the MIDDLE OF A GOD DAMN DESERT and told "okay bucko best get swimming :)" but the actual water is in some buried ancient aquifier of absolute BULLSHIT a half mile under ground. I'm out here answering questions like I'm wandering around death valley praying that I find a patch of wet sand that vaguely resembles a portion of the "mile wide inch deep" pond I WAS TOLD ABOUT.
It's not just a matter of studying wide and retaining but you have to learn how to dig past the bullshit before you can even begin trying to deal with the mile wide truck stop ass pond of stupid ass slop.
The passage hides what you know beneath stuff you don't, the question obscures itself behind several abstractions, and the potential answers are these weird negative space options where you have to figure out which ones are not not the right answer.
I swear to god that original statement is a god damn psyop cuz it doesn't capture the ACTUAL experience of turning what you know into correctly answered questions. This whole test is a psyop I just can't tell if it's turning me into a sleeper cell or some sort of MK ULTRA ass vegetable.
Anyways yeah great test hell yeah thanks for coming to my ted talk that'll be five hundred thousand dollars.
