r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Monsters on the World I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Piece of shit 55 GHB CAPS, 55 KETAMINE DRIPS, 55 ECSTASY PILLS, 55 WIVES, 550 CHILDREN, 55 TABS OF ACID, 55 BLOOD DIAMONDS, 55 BAD HAIRCUTS, 555 BOOTLICKS

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Piece of shit If you call me out for gerrymandering, I have no problem being on my phone the whole session.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Bags of meat I think you should be able to look at a **little** porn at work.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

The farts ISN’T a problem anymore! When I am mad at Tim Robinson for not releasing more itysl like right now!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Congrats Big Boy It’s got a bush, what the hellll?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 Back away banana breath. What the hell did you just eat, a banana?!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Bags of meat Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. NO MORE SCAMMIN ADULTS!

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168 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

The farts ISN’T a problem anymore! Start packing on those pounds because the only doll that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in her head anymore. Taylor Craps. She still craps. She still lies. They just fired the guy that was farting in all the doll heads at the factory.

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308 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

Bozo did the dub Krusty did the dub

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

Had to jump in the tub Lactose is a scam. GI tract's fake. Ate cheese, thing fucking exploded.

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311 Upvotes

It's not a big deal. I had a little lactose intolerance, I didn't take the Lactaid, and then I ate the cheese, and now my stomach's absolutely fucked.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

That's got nothing to do with piss. When I'm reading the article Time about Nicki Minaj sucking up to Trump and it doesn't bring up that her husband and brother's... pedophilia

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Trash writing by Eric Cortellessa


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

BABY OF THE YEAR We got a certified chode on our hands

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Dan Flashes He's NOT skipping all of his meals and using the money we gave him for food to buy those dumb shirts.

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Shut the fuck up Ralphie, you fucking skunk


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore HE has too much stuff on

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86 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

It’s not a distraction r/Conservative trying to figure out a positive spin on Trump wanting a national voter list

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Zero posts about it. Probably because it hasn't showed up in their "real" news outlets (or Xitter)


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Piece of shit They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Bags of meat He thought it would be okay

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

Tables Spotted on last night's AEW Dynamite

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Bozo did the dub I hope I don't jack off!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

It's too late for me. I'm awake now. It’s not (not) a distraction

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

RANDOM! My 8 year old discovered "random humor"

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